Adultery लोकडाउन में मेरा परिवार

[Harihar]

Dopahar ko Rakesh, Bikas, Amrita, Sandhya aur Bimla bhi ghar aa gaye. Rekha chachi ne un sabko bhi aam ka sharbat pilaya. Phir thodi der sabne aaram kiya. Maa aur tai ne jhat-phat khana pakaya aur hum sabne sath mei dopahar ka khana khaya.

Main ghar ke pichhe taraf chhayadar ped ke niche khatiya lekar let gaya. Ek competitive exam ki General knowledge wali kitab padhne laga. Adhe ghanta baad Sandhya buwa aayi aur khatiya par mere bagal baith gayi.

“Chhaya mei padhai kar rahe ho beta?”

“Haan buwa.”

“Beta tum bahut padhai karte ho. Ye achchi baat hai. Tumhen is tarah padhte dekh ke bahut achcha lagta hai.”

“Koshish karta hun Buwa.”

“Lekin beta padhai ke saath thoda ghumna firna bhi chahiye. Gaon ke bare, gaon ke kaam bhi sikhna chahiye.”

“Wo to sahi hai buwa. Kal se main bhi aap logon ke saath khet mei jaya karunga.”

“Ye to bahut achchi baat hogi."

Halanki dikhne mei vah sadharan gramin aurat lagti hai, lekin uski awaaj bahut hi mithi lagti hai.

Wo boli, “Beta tum dekhte dekhte itna jawan ho gaya hai. Ab to tumhari shadi karni padegi. Koi ladki dekhi ki nahin?”

“Nahin, main to gaon mei nahin rahta hun na. Kisi ko nahin janta hun."

“Haan beta, wo to hai. Tum sahar waliyon ke chakkar mei mat rahna. Tumhari kara den kya?"

“Shadi karke kya milega buwa? Main to kamata bhi nahin hun."

Buwa boli, "Beta, shadi karne se tumhen pyar karne wali bibi milegi. Achcha khana milega."

"Wo to aap logon se bhi milta hai. Aap log maa, badi tai, chachi aur aap mujhe kitna pyar karti hain!"

"Lekin jawani wala pyar to nahin milta naa tumhen! Tum kaho to ladki dekhun kya main?"

Main bola, "Dekh lijiye."

"Kaisi ladki chahiye beta?" wo puchhi.

"Mujhe to aap, chachi, badi tai aur maa jaisi chahiye. Mujhe aap log bahut achchi lagti hain. Aap log kitna pyar karti mujhe.”

“Bete, hum to buddhi ho gayi hain.”

“Kahan buddi lagti hain? Aap ko dekhke koi bhi aapko buddi nahin bolega. Jawan bhabhiyon jaisa lagti hain aap. Aap log achchi saree pahanengi, thoda sringar karengi to ab bhi jawan ladke aapko pasand karenge.”

Sunkar wo thoda sharma gayi.

Isi tarah thodi der aur baat kiya. Phir vah wahan se chali gayi. Main phir padhne laga. Thodi der mei jhapki aa gayi.

Sham ko main nadi gaya. Wahan Bablu mila. Hum donon saath nahaye. Usne bataya, “Aaj maine apni Bhabhi se baat kiya.”

“To kya baat huyi?”

“Maine tumhare bare baat kiya. Wo bhabhi maan gayi hai.”

“Lekin main to tumhari Bhabhi se jyada nahin baat kiya hun. Kaise maan gayi!”

“Use naya lund chahiye bhai.”

“Lekin mujhe to chodna nahin aata hai.”

“Tum chinta na karo. Sab ho jayega. Karne se hi seekhoge naa!”

“Haan bhai, tum sach bolte ho.”

“Aaj Bhaiya ghar par nahin hain. Vah aaj hi apna sasural kuchh kaam se gaya hai.”

“Achcha!”

“Arei wahan jakar wah apni saali ko chodta hai.”

“Arei baapre, saali ko bhi!”

“Haan, bhaiya chudai ke bade Khiladi hain. Theek hai, kal subah milte hain.”

“Achcha!”

Phir hum donon apne apne ghar chale gaye.