06-05-2021, 06:38 PM
BABLU KE SECRETS:
Dusre din subah thoda jaldi 6 baje utha. Pata chala, us din kheton ki or pitaji, Rakesh Tau, Amrita Tai, Bimla maa ke sath Sandhya bua bhi kaam karne chali gayi thi. Main samajh gaya aa jangal mei phir mangal hone wala hai.
Main nadi ki taraf gaya. Nadi ke paas us din gaon ka hi ek ladka Bablu mila. Uski umra mere jitna hi hoga. 10th tak padha hai, garibi ke kaaran aage nahin padh paya. Gaon mei hi kheti-bari, pashupalan ka kaam karta hai. Uske sath nadi kinare baithkar baat kiya. Sath mei datum kiya.
Usne puchha, “Kya Rahul bhai, shahar mei koi maal pataya kya?”
Maine jawab diya, “Nahin bhai. Koi nahin hai meri. Hum jaise gaon wale ladke ko kaun pasand karegi shahar mei!”
“Haan yaar wo to hai. Sala sahar ki laudiyan badi sundar hoti hain.”
Maine pucha, “Tumhari koi hai kya?”
Usne kaha, “Haan, kaam chalane ke liye padosi gaon ki ek ladki pataya hun. Umra mei 5 saal badi hai. Lekin saptah mei ek baar to mauka dekhke apne aur uske gaon ke bich ke jangal mei chod liya karta hun. Kabhi kabhi raat ko use chodne uske gaon jata hun.”
“Bhai, saptah mei 2 baar to mil jata hai naa tujhe. Main to sala mooth maarke hi zinda hun. Meri kismat mei to kutta moot diya hai.”
“Main to ghar mei bhi apni Bhabhi ko chodta hun. Saptah mei 3-4 baar to wo bhi chudwa leti hai.”
“Kya bol raha hai? Tumhare bhaiya ko pata chala to naraz nahin honge!!”
“Arei nahin. Bhaiya ne hi to Bhabhi ji ko chodne ko bola tha. Kai baar to hum donon milkar Bhabhi ko chodte hain. Bhabhi badi chudail aurat hai.”
“Lekin teri Bhabhi to sidhi-sadi lagti hai!”
“Bhai uske sidhe-sadi kapde pe mat jao. Main janta hun wo kya hai. Bhaiya ka lund itna mota aur tandurusht hai, phir bhi 2 lund chahiye hota hai.”
“Chalo yaar tum to kismet wale ho. Meri to Bhabhi bhi nahin hai.”
“Chudai karoge? Bolo to Bhabhi se baat karun?”
“Nahin yaar. Lekin kya wo razi hogi?”
“Bhai, puchhne mei kya jaata hai?
“Theek hai, baat karo. Lekin mujhe kuchh nahin aata hai.”
“Koi nahin, wo pahli baar mei dar to rahta hi hai. Seekh jaoge. Hum donon saath mei chodenge use.”
“Aur kitno ko choda tumne?”
“Gaon mei aisa hi chalta hai. Main to college ki padhai ke baad gaon mei hi raha. Ab tak 8 auraton ko choda hun.”
“Auraton ko ya ladkiyon ko?”
“Padosi gaon ki 3 ladkiyon ko choda hun. Lekin sala bhabhiyon, chachiyon, tai logon, dadiyon ko chodne mei jyada maja aata hai. Wo log jyada achche se chudati hain.”
“Baapre! Aisa karte ho!”
“Haan, tumhen chachiye to kahin jogaad kar lun. Padosi gaon mei tere jaisa ek padhi likhi ladki hai.”
Main kuchh nahin bola.
Bablu ne phir kaha, “Aaj main apni Bhabhi se baat karta hun. Shaam ko milna.”
“Theek hai.” Main bola.
Uske baad main nadi mei nahaya. Bablu ne bola ki usko to bahut kaam hai, isiliye dopahar ko nahayega.
Nahake main ghar aaya. Rekha chachi ne nasta khilaya. Nasta karke main ek bottle mei pani lekar ghar se nikal gaya.