Adultery KALLU KI ZINDAGI KI SHURUWAT

[Udaybhanu]

Update-04

Fir ek din sab kuchh badal jaata hai Kallu apne  bhikhari dosto ke saath baith ke bhikh maang raha tha ki wohi Mandir ke samne ek lambi si ek kaali car aake rukti hai aur ushme se Raghunath ki family bahar nikalti hai. Kallu unlogo ke dekhte hi apne gusse par se kaabu kho raha tha. Wo side me pada ek pattar utha leta hai aur sahi mouke ka intezar me Mandir ke sidhiyo ke pass bhikhariyo ke bich baith jaata hai.

Ki tabhi ek bhikhari bolta hai.........

"Kya maal hai ye dono saas aur Bahu. Ek naam Rambha hai to dusre ka Nushrat dono hi ek se badh kar ek hai. Ye rambha ka gaand to saree bhi sambhal nahi paa raha hai Karib 38 inch ki to gaand hi hai ek number ki chhinaal lagti hai ye to. Agar me Raghunath ki jagah hota to sirf ishki gaand hi maarta rehta."

Dusra Bhikhari..........

"Sala Raghunath bada mard banta hai shaadi ke itne saalo baad bhi bacha nahi de paya ishko. Me hota to din raat ishki chut me apna ganda badbuwala lund ko daal ke hi rakhta aur apna gaanda paani ishke chut me bharta rehta jab tak ishka pet mera bacha leke ful ke gubbara nahi hojata tab tak."

Kallu bhikhariyo ki baat sun ke pehli baar RAMBHA ko achhe se dekhta hai aur apne mann me sochta hai......

"Wah sach me ye to ek dum kadak maal hai. Umar karib 44-45 saal ki hai aur jaha jaha charbi hona chahiye waha waha charbi chad gaya hai. Kya gaand hai 38 inch ki to hogi hi, aur kya chuchi hai 36 ki to chuchi hogi aur ye patli si kamar par bhi thoda thoda charbi chada hua hai phir bhi 32 ki kamar hogi. Kabhi ish randi ki achhe se dekha hi nahi tha."

Kallu ye sab soch hi raha tha ki ek bhikhari ki baat ushke kaano par padti hai............

"Aur ishko dekho Raghunath ki Bahu hai ye, aur ye bhi kuchh kam nahi hai apne saas se bhi badhkar hai. Kya kismat hoga ushka jo ish ladki ki le raha hoga. 36-24-36 ki figure hi hai hai ishki saas ko pura takkar deti hai ye. Kai baar ishko dekh ke hila chuka hu sali har taraf se ek raand hi lagti hai me. Sala ishka pani 2 saal ho gaya hai lekin abhi tak ishko bacha nahi de paaya hai. Ek baar mujhse chud jaaye fir bacha hi bacha paida karegi."

Dusra Bhikhari...........

"Lekin hamare kismat me kaha indono ki gaand aur chut hai jinke hisse me hai unse to kuchh ho nahi raha hai hum log bas lund hila hi sakte hai indono ko dekh kar."

Phir Kallu ab Nushrat ko bhi achhe se dekhta hai........

"Sach me ye bhi kuchh kam nahi hai ye bhi apne saas ki barabar ki hai aur jab ye apne SaaS ki umar ki hogi tab to ye aur top lagegi. Ishke bhi mene kabhi dhyan se dekha nahi tha ye bhi kuchh kam nahi hai."

Bhikhari 3...... Aye ye tum log kya bol rahe ho agar Raghunath ya ushka beta sun liya to kya karega pata hai na. Gaon ke kai ghar ke aurton ko ye BAAP BETE ne balatkar kiya hai aur kitno ka murder kiya hai pata hai na. Inke ghar par nazar mat daalo nahi to jaan se jaaoge.

Ye sunte hi sab chup ho jaate hai lekin ab Kallu ke dimag me ek bada hi khatarnak idea aata hai.

Kallu mann me sochta hai........

"Ye Raghunath ka pura pariwar sala harami hai koi bhagwan aake inhe saza nahi dega mujhe hi inhe saza dena hai sharab ke nashe me doob kar mene 1 saal barbaad kar diya hai ab ek pal bhi barbaad nahi karunga. Ab meri Padma, Shyam aur Laxmi ki jaan ki kimat me inke Ghar ke aurton se wasool karunga. Ye logo ne jo mujhse chhina hai ab me unse wohi cheej chhin lunga."

Kallu ke dimag ab kuchh nahi tha ushe sirf aur sirf badla lena tha ab. Jo saza kanoon ushe nahi de paa raha hai ab wo saza Kallu dega lekin apne andaz se.

Kallu ab Raghunath ke gaadi ke pass hi ushka intezar kar raha tha. Jaise hi Raghunath ka pariwar aata hai bese hi Kallu daud ke jaake Rambha ke pairo me gir jaata hai aur kehta hai.

"Maalkin mujhe maaf kar dijiye maalkin mujhse aur mere bete se bahat badi galati ho gayi hai maalkin me ush galati ka saza kaat chuka hu maalkin mujhe maaf kar dijiye."

Rambha Kallu ki haalat dekh kar ushko pehchan bhi nahi paa rahi thi.

"Chhi kaun hai tu mera pair chhod."

Kallu rote huye kehta hai......

"Maalkin me Kallu hu dekhiye na mere kya haalat hi gaya hai mujhe koi kaam nahi mil raha hai mere zameen to maalik ne le liya hai ab mera beta bhi nahi raha jo mujh buddhe ko kaam karke khila sake. Mujh par daya kijiye maalkin mujhe mera sabaq mil gaya hai mujh par daya kijiye, koi bhi kaam de dijiye apke ghar me."

Raghunath haste huye apne mochho ki tao de raha tha ushe Kallu ka haalat dekh kar bahat khushi mil rahi thi. Fir wo bolta hai.......

"Kallu teri haalat dekh kar mere dimag ke tere liye ek hi kaam aarha hai, hamare ghar ke naale aur toilet saaf karne ka kaam bese bhi yaha logo ki kami to hai nahi bol karega."

Kallu rote huye.......

"Haa maalik kuchh bhi karunga wohi aapke Ghar ka toilet aur gandi naali saaf karunga me bas khane ke liye roti aur rehne ke liye apne ghar me ek chhota sa kona de dijiye maalik. Me kutte ki tarah aapka bafadaar rahunga."

Raghunath.......

"Dekha humse takrane ka natija ab tu kisan se jamadaar ban gaya hai thik hai kal se aajana mere ghar par tujhe Terra kaam samjha dunga me.

Kallu........

"Bhagwan aapka bhala karey maalik. Me kal pakka aajaunga Subah Subah."

Raghunath aur ushki family gaadi me baith ke nikal jaati hai aur Kallu ke chehre par ek khatarnak si hasi aajati hai. Wo mann me hi kehta hai.

"Ab tujhe batata hu mujhse takrane ka matlab kya hota hai. Tere ghar me ghush ke tujhe barbaad karunga."

Kallu ka nazar ab Raghunath ki Biwi aur bahu par thi kese Raghunath badla lega janne ke liye agla update ka intezar kijiye.

To be continued.........