Papa ka dushman mummy ka yaar

[Lorutt]

Mummy – Nhi nhi wo meri tabyit thodi thik nhi hai.

Papa – Toh main medicine le kar aati hun.

Mummy – Kal le aaungi.

Us raat mummy ne khana bhi nhi khaya, aur unhone papa se bhook na hone ka bhana lag diya. Ab mummy thodi thodi khoyi khoyi si rehne lag gyi thi.

Thodi din baar ek festival aa gya, aur society me sab usme busy rehne lag gye. Unhi dino me mere bade bhayia aur bhabhi, aur mere chhote bhayia bhi ghar aa gye the.

Isliye ab sab kuch normal ho gye tha, par wo log ek week ke baad hi wapis chale gye the. Fir ek din uncle mujhe mere sch** me mile.

Uncle – Hello beta kese ho?

Main – Uncle main thik hun.

Uncle – Beta aaj tumhari mummy nhi aayi?

Main – Nhi uncle.

Uncle – Acha ye lo apni chocolate, aur mummy ko keh dena ki ye mujhe Aslam uncle ne di hai.

Fir jab main ghar aaya toh mummy kuch kaam kar rhi thi.

Main – Mummy.

Mummy – Haan beta bol.

Main – Mummy wo uncle ne mujhe aaj chocolate di hai.

Meri baat sun kar mummy shock ho gyi aur wo boli – Kon se uncle ne?

Main – Aslam uncle ne.

Mummy – Wo tere scho** me aaye the?

Main – Haan mummy.

Mummy ab kuch pareshan ho gyi, aaj ke din bhi mummy gehri soch me fir se chali gyi. Fir dusre din mummy mujhe sch** me lene aayi.

Aaj wo blue color ki saree pehen kar aayi thi, aur unhone thoda makeup bhi kiya hua tha. Pehle uncle mujhse mil kar mummy ko dusre din milne ka ishara karte the.

Aur aaj bhi wo hi hua, uncle hume wahin par mile. Uncle mummy ko bahot pyar se dekh rhe the. Mummy bhi uncle ko dekh kar unhe najar andaj karne ki koshish kar rhi thi. Par jese hi uncle pass aaye toh wo bole.

Uncle – Hello beta.

Main – Hello uncle.

Fir uncle ne mummy ko pyar bhari najaro se dekha. Mummy ko dekhne se pata chala ki wo thoda gussa aur thodi sharminda hai.

Uncle – Mujhe maaf karna us din aapki main bani hui chaye chhod kar chala gya tha.

Mummy – Chaye pi kar chale jate.

Uncle – Haan, acha aaj hai kya?

Mummy muskuara kar boli – Hmmm.

Uncle ab khush ho gye aur fir mummy mera hath pakad kar chalne lag gyi.

Ab 3 baje uncle ghar aaye, aaj unhone white kurta aur pajama pehna hua tha. Mummy kitchen se chaye lene chali gyi, uncle aaj bhi mummy ke piche kitchen me chale gye.

Maa dari sahemi si cup me chaye dal rhi thi.

Mummy – Bar bar chaye ke bahane ghar aana thik nhi hai.

Mummy ab uncle ko chaye dene lagi, toh uncle ne apne hatho aage karke mummy ke hath ko touch karte hue cup ko pakad liya. Ab wo mummy ko pyar se dekhne lag gye.

Mummy apna hath chhudawane ki koshish kar rhi thi, fir uncle ne cup pakad kar mummy ka hath chhod diya.

Uncle – Main janta hun, isliye main puri savdhani se aya hun.

Uncle kitchen ka sahra le kar khade the.. Aur mummy bhi unke side me kitchen ka sahra le kar khadi ho kar chaye pine lag gyi.

Uncle – Us din meri baat ka bura laga ho toh mujhe maaf kar dena.

Mummy – Umar ka khayal kijiye Aslam ji humare bache hai, aur pariwar bhi hai. Aur fir bhi hum dono ye sab kar rhe hai?

Uncle – Mujhe pata hai Nirmala, par humare apne bhi koi jajbaat hai hai. Kya hum apna sukh dukh ek dsure se bant nhi skate hai?

Mummy ab masus ho kar boli – Aslam ji ye samaaj humne jeene nhi dega, agar society me kisi ko pata chal gya toh?

Uncle mummy ke kandhe par hath rkh kar bole – Nirmala mera vishswas karo, main tumhe koi pareshani nhi aane dunga.

Mummy ab muh niche karke boli – Nhi mujhe dar lag rha hai.

Mummy ab uncle ko dekhne lag gyi, aur uncle mummy ke muh ko apne hatho me le kar bahot se mummy ko dekhte hue bole.

Uncle – Mera yakin karo.

Ye keh kar uncle ne mummy ko apni bahon me bhar liya, aur mummy bhi unki bahon me simat gyi.

Mummy ki saree ka pallu unke sir se utar gya.

Mummy – Mujhe bahot lag rha hai Aslam ji.

Uncle mummy ki kamar par hath kaste hue bole – Nhi main aisa kuch nhi karungga, jisse tumhe koi parshani ho. Mera vishwas karo main tumhe kabhi dhoka nhi dunga ye mera vada hai.

Ab mummy uncle ki bahon me puri simat chuki thi, main khud ye sab dekh kar hairan ho gya tha. Ki ye sab kya ho rha hai, itni sanskari aurat kese aaj kisi gair mard ki bahon me hai.

Aslam uncle jo kal tak humare dusham the, kasam se mujhe kuch samjh me nhi aa rha tha. Fir uncle ne apni pocket se ek box nikala, aur usme ek diamond ki ring thi.

Wo use mummy ko pehnane lage, aur ye sab dekh kar wo bahot maus ho rhi thi.

Uncle – Jab main Mumbai se aaya tha, tab main ise tumhare liye le kar aaya tha bolo pasand hai ya nhi?

Mummy – Ye kafi achi hai, ye toh kafi mehngi dikh rhi hai.

Uncle – Haan par ye tumhare liye kuch bhi nhii hai. Toh main tumhe pura diamond se sajana chaha hun.

Uncle ki baat sun kar mummy ke hontho par gehri smile aa gyi. Fir mummy us ring ko dekh rhi thi.

Mummy – Bataiye na ye kitne ki hai?

Uncle – Ye lo tum khud hi dekh lo.

Fir uncle ne bill nikal kar mummy ko de diya, aur mummy bill dekh kar shock h ho gyi.

Uncle – Kya hua?

Mummy – Ye toh 1 Lakh rupe ki ring hai.

Uncle – Hmmm.

Mummy – Itni mehengi lene ki kya jarurt thi?

Uncle mumm ke gore gore gaalo ko pakad kar bole – Tumhari wajah se mujhe itna bada contract mila hai, toh kya main tumhare liye itna sa gift nhi la skata. Are ye toh kuch bhi nhi hai, main toh tumhare liye pure 10 Lakh ka haar lene wala tha.

Mummy – Jaiye mujhe bevkoof mat banayie.

Uncle – Are yaar sach me.

Fir wo dono ek dusre ke gale mil gye, aur dono ek dusre ki bahon me simat gye.

Uncle – Acha min Rohan ke liye bhi kuch laya hun.

Mummy – Rohan ke liye?

Uncle – Haan.

Mummy – Wo kya hai?

Uncle – Chalo bahar main tumhe dikhata hun.

Fir uncle mummy ko bahar hall me le aaye, aur fir uncle ne sofe par bade polybeg ko mummy ko de diya. Mummy ne usme se ek kapade ki dress nikali.

Jisme 1 tshirt aur 3-4 pant thi, mummy dress dekh kar muskurane lag gyi.

Uncle – Achi hai?

Mummy – Bahot achi hai.

Fir mummy ne dress rkh di aur uncle bole – Acha main nikalta hun ab.

Mummy – Haan kafi time ho gya, koi bhi aa skata hai.

Uncle – Aur haan ek baat toh main btana bhul hi gya.

Mummy – Kya?

Uncle – Mujhe kal fir se 10 din ke liye jana hoga.

Mummy – Thik hai dhayan se jayiega.

Fir uncle mummy ke kafi kareeb aa gye, aur mummy ko wo sexy najro se dekhne lag gye. Mummy ko shayad ab bahot sharam aa rhi thi.

Uncle – Wese jane ka dil toh mera bhi nhi kar rha hai.

Mummy – Wo kyo?

Fir uncle apna muh mummy ke muh ke pass jane lage. Mummy unke muh ko rokti hui boli – Ye aap kya kar rhe ho, jayie ab.

Uncle – Haan ja rha hun baba.

Fir uncle ne mummy ke gore gaal par ek kiss kar liya, aur mummy uncle ko nashili akhon se dekhtih hui gussa karne lag gyi.

Mummy – Hatiye besharam.

Ye keh kar wo smile karne lag gyi, aur uncle bhi hanse lag gye.

Uncle – Acha apna aur Rohan ka khayal rkhna.

Fir uncle ne mere liye katbery aur mummy ke liye dark chocolate mummy ko di aur wo whan se chale gye. Ab mummy bahot jyada khush lag rhi thi.

Mummy ke chehre par ek ajeeb si ronak thi, aur usi time main apne room se bahar nikala toh mummy mujhe dekh kar shock ho gyi.

Mummy – Mera beta uth gya?

Main – Haan mummy kon aaya tha abhi?

Mummy ek dam se ghabra kar boli – Koi nhi aaya tha Rohan?

Fir meri najar dress par padi, aur main bola – Wow mummy itni achi dress kissne di, papa aaye the kya abhi?

Mummy – Nhi Rohan inhe main le kar aayi hun tere liye?

Main – Kab? Aap toh yahin thi naa. Please bato naa ye kon le kar aaya hai?

Ab mummy thodi pareshan hone lag gyi aur wo boli – Tu kisi se kehega toh nhi naa? Aur papa se bhi kuch nhi kehega naa?

Main – Nhi kehunga maa na toh papa se aur na hi kisi aur se.

Mummy – Kha meri kasam.

Main – Mummy aapki kasam main papa se bhi kuch nhi kehunga.

Fir mummy smile karke boli – Wo tere Aslam uncle hai naa, unhone ye tere liye di hai.

Main – Aslam uncle mere liye le kar aaye hai, kyo mummy wo mere liye kyo le kar aaye hai?

Mummy – Kyoki tu unko bahot acha lagta hai, wo tujhe bahot pyar karte hai isliye.

Mummy ab mere gaal khinch kar boli – Kyo achi nhi hai naa?

Main – Nhi mummy ye bahot achi hai.

Mummy – 15 din baad tera birthday aane wala hai, us din tu ise pehen lena.

Main – Haan mummy.

Dosto, ab isse aage kya hua ye main aapko apni isi kahani ke next part me batunga.