24-03-2021, 12:29 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-04-2021, 10:33 PM by Silverstone93. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
Whore in the town
Suleman college jata hai. Campus me ek ped ke neeche uske 3 sabse khas dost "Sanju,Tony aur Umar" mobile me kuch rahe the. Suleman ab un 3 ke paas jata hai.
Tony : are aa chutiye.. kaha mar gaya tha?
Suleman : Are wo ghar me kuch kam tha. Tum kya dekh rahe the mobile me.. Fir se chudai ka koi naya masala aaya hai kya?
Umar : nahi.. Sanju ne iss "Whore_gram" site par membership hai aur yaha par ek randi ke pictures dekh rahe hai..
"Whore_gram" ka naam sunte hi suleman ki hasi ekdum se gayab ho jati hai.
"Whore_gram" ek popular website hai jaha ladki apni identity hide kar ke pics post kar sakti hai, aur usko post par likes ke hisab se cash rewards milta hai.
Suleman : a...ac..achha..t..to itne gaur se kyu dekh rahe ho? aisa kya post kara hai us ne..
Sanju : are.. ye randi hamare shehar se hi hai. par kuttiya apna muh dhak kar sab photo dalti hai..
Ekdum se Suleman ka dil joro se dhadkane lagta hai. Sanju mobile Suleman ko thamata hai aur thartharate hatho se Suleman wo mobile dekhne lagta hai. Jaise hi wo us aurat ka profile padhta hai uski aankhe badi ho jati hai..
Sanju : randi ne naam bhi sahi rakha hai "asset_girl" hahahaha...
Sanju ki baat pe Tony aur Umar jor se hasne lagte hai par suleman ke mathe pe paseena chha jata hai. Sanju ab suleman ke hatho se phone le leta hai aur har photo ko gaur se dekhne lagta hai. Pure group me sirf Sanju hi aisa ladka tha jo har cheez ko baariki se dekh kar uspe raay deta tha aur isliye wo group ka leader bhi tha.
#Pic-1 : Golden Bikini
Umar : ya ,.'.. kya badan hai saali ka.. waah.
Tony : holy jesus.. wo chuche dekh bhai.. kya chuche hai saali ke..
Sanju : bhagwan maaf kare, par iss ladki jaisi gaand pure shehar me kisi ke paas nahi hogi..
Suleman un sabki baate sunkar ajeeb sa mehsus karne lagta hai.
#Pic-2 : Early morning sunshine
Tony : ahh... kya jism hai.. yaar, ye sach me hamare shehar me hai na?
Umar : Sanju.. tujhe yakeen hai na ki ye raand hamare hi shehar ki hai..
Sanju : Bilkul.. saalo.. aaj tak kitni randiya chodi hai ham ne milkar.. sab ki barabar khabar nikal kar choda hai hamne.. ye randi 100% hamare shahar ki hi hai..
Suleman ko ab raha nahi jaata aur wo aakhir kar Sanju se puch hi leta hai..
Suleman : Sanju..tu..tujhe kaise pata chala ki ye ladki hamare shehar se hi hai?
Sanju suleman ko dekhta hai. Suleman apne darr ko chhupane ki lakh koshish kar raha tha, jisase Sanju ko shak na ho..
Sanju : Mujhe kal mere ek dost ne phone kiya aur bola ki whore_gram site pe ek randi hai jisase chatting karte wakt use pata chala ki wo Faridabad ki rehne wali hai. Maine socha apne shehar ki kon si randi iss website par hai. To maine membership le li..
Suleman ko ab sab samaj aa jata hai aur wo aage kuch nahi bolta. Wo bas waha khada un sabki baate sunane lagta hai.
Umar : achha.. isliye tune iss site ki membership li?
Sanju : Hmm.. kaafi mehengi hai sala. $299 per month...
Tony : Kya? $299... matlab ₹22,000... tune itne paise diye sirf iss randi ka pata lagane ke liye?
Sanju : Hmm.. par jab iska pata chalega na tab pure paise vasul karunga randi se.. itna chodunga kuttiya ko ki bhik mangegi jaan ki..hehe..
Umar aur Tony fir se hasne lagte hai. Suleman bas sar niche kiye hue sab sun raha tha.
#Pic-3 : ass of asset_girl
Sanju : are mai to bhul hi gaya ki iss randi ke paas iphone-12 hai..
Tony : are ha.. matlab ye..ye randi hamare shop se hi ye mobile lekar gayi hai. Pure shehar me sirf mera baap hi iphone ka dealer hai.. fuckk... ye kutiya mere shop aayi aur maine isko nahi dekha..
Sanju : hmmm.. tujhe yakeen hai ki tune isse nahi dekha?
Tony : God promise bhai.. Ek randi nahi chhutati meri najar se..
Sanju : matlab ye randi mobile lene aayi tab shayad tu dukan pe nahi tha, ya fir koi aur iske liye mobile lene aaya tha.
Suleman ab apni thuk nigalne lagta hai. Sanju ka dimag machine se bhi tez chal raha tha..
#Pic-4 : I am "back" for you..
Umar : aahh.. ye bala kya hai? bhai, mujhe mil gayi to mai iski gaand pe sona chahunga.. kya gand hai iski..
Tony : hehe.. bhai iski gand pe pura shehar so skata hai..
Tony aur Umar jor jor se hasne lagte hai. Sanju bas uss taswir ko gaur se dekhne me laga hua tha .
#Pic-5 : I wanna sit in your lap..baby!!
Tony : Bhai..Bhai..kya pose hai. gaand dekho bhai...
Tony : Yaar.. uss kursi ka naseeb dekho, kitna maja aaya hoga kursi ko.. hehe
Sanju : Umar tere abbu ki phool ki dukan hai na?
Umar : haa.. are haa.. ye phool...
Sanju : Kya hua? Ye tere dukan se liye hai kya? Bol jaldi..
Umar : um... Nahi malum yaar.. mai dukan nahi jata to mujhe nahi malum ye sab..
#Pic-6 : Look at new washing machine, not at my assets, you naughty..
Tony : Fuck...Fuck..Fuck.. shit..ye randi ki gaand dekh.. underwear fas gayi hai darar ke beech..
Umar : Saali kuttiya.. ek baar pata chale kaun hai ye, puri jindgi iski gaand chahta rahunga..
Sanju : Hmm..Zanussi?? Ye to Italian brand ka washing machine hai. Ye to kaafi mehenga hai aur hamare shehar me koi nahi bechta ye..
Umar : matlab koi badi randi hai jisko foreign ka maal pasand hai..
Sanju : correct..aur ye randi akeli nahi hai. Ye dekh photo ko.. lagta hai kisi aur ne photo khicha hai..
Suleman ab apni aankhe churane lagta hai..
#Pic-7 : Sunset shining
Sanju : hehe.. ye randi ek bade ghar me rehti hai jaha sunrise or sunset dono dikhte hai.. aur mere khayal se iska ghar pahadi ke paas kahi hoga...
Tony : Suleman Umar, tum dono rehte ho na pahadi ke paas? tumne dekha hai kya iss randi ko kahi?
Umar : Na bhai.
Suleman ka dil ab jaise muh me aane laga tha. Wo waha se jaana chahta tha bhag kar par wo jaa nahi sakta tha.
Suleman : N...Nahi..
#Pic-8 : Green beauty reloaded..
Umar : Are bhai, iska muh to thoda sa dikh raha hai isme.. dekh..
Sanju ab bade gaur se uske chehre ko dekh raha tha aur uske aise dekhne se Suleman ki pant gili hone lagi thi..
Sanju : iss randi ko maine aaj tak iss shehar me nahi dekha, iska matlab ek hi hai..
Tony : Kya?
Sanju : Yahi ki ye niqab me chhupi randi hai, jo duniya ke samne pakiza ghumti hai aur iss site pe randi ban ke ghumti hai..
Umar aur Suleman dono ekdum se shock ho jaate hai.
Umar : kya matlab?
Sanju : yahi ki kale parde ke neeche haseen randi chhupi hai. Aur ye haseena shayad tum dono ke aas paas kahi me hi rehti hai.
Suleman aakhiri baar koshish karta hsi Sanju ko gumrah karne ki..
Suleman : nahi bhai.. h..hamare yaha aisi ko nahi hai.. shayad tujhe koi galatfehmi ho gayi hai.
Sanju : nahi..shehar ki har aurat ka muh dekha hai maine, sirf ye niqab burqe me chhupi randiya nahi dekhi maine thik se, aur i-phone lene bhi shayad yahi randi gayi thi lekin burqe me hone ki wajah se Tony ki najar se bach gayi ye.. iska yahi matlab hai ki ye kuttiya hamare aas paas niqab me ghum rahi thi aur hame kabhi pata nahi chala..
Suleman ka dil ab kabu me nahi tha. Wo baar baar apna paseena poch raha tha. Wahi Umar ke lund me ekdum se jaan aa jati hai..
Umar : Bhai.. tu sach keh raha hai? matlab ye..ye.. randi mere ghar ke aas paas rehti hai?
Sanju : Ha mere bhai.. apne shehar me ye randi hai aur wo bhi niqab me chupi hui, kya pata abhi wo tere ghar ke aas paas hi ka hi ho? haha..
Umar khushi se pagal ho jata hai aur suleman ab waha se jane lagta hai.
Umar : are bhai ruk.. tu kya abhi uss randi ko dhundne jaa raha hai kya? Haha.. ruk sab sath me chalte hai..
Suleman : n...n..nahi..wo mai ghar par kuch bhul gaya hu..bhul gaya hu...ha.. mai jaata hu..
Suleman ab waha se chala jata hai, lekin sanju ke man me suleman ka aisa bartav shak paida kar deta hai.
#Pic-9 : Garden scenary
Sanju wo photo dekhta hai aur uski aankhe badi ho jati hai..
Sanju : are saala... ye..ye to..
Umar/ Tony : Kya hua bhai.. tujhe pata chal gaya kya? Kaun hai ye randi?
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Suleman bhagta hua ghar aata hai. Uski badi behen Ruksana nayi lingerie me photos khich rahi thi aur wo darwaje ki aawaj sunkar darr jati hai..
Ruksana : Ya ,.'.. dara diya tumne to mujhe..
Suleman : ye kya kar rahi ho ab? jal..jaldi se..wo Whore_gram wala account delete kar do..
Ruksana : Kya? lekin kyu? pata hai kal hi mujhe ₹25,000 mile hai..hehe.. Logo ko kitne pasand aa rahe hai mere pics...
Suleman : aapa... mere dosto ko pa..
DING DONG...DING DING...
Ruksana ekdum se darr jati hai aur bhagte hue apne room ki aur jaati hai..
Ruksana : agar abbu hue to mujhe bulana aur koi aur hua to bol dena ki mai bahar gayi hu...
DING DONG.. DING DONG..
Suleman darte hue darwaja kholta hai aur ab uska sabse bada darr samne khada tha.. Sanju, Umar aur Tony teeno darwaje pe khade muskura rahe the..
Sanju : salaam alaikum bhai.. hehe..
(I will post Part - II if I get some good suggestions..)
Tony : are aa chutiye.. kaha mar gaya tha?
Suleman : Are wo ghar me kuch kam tha. Tum kya dekh rahe the mobile me.. Fir se chudai ka koi naya masala aaya hai kya?
Umar : nahi.. Sanju ne iss "Whore_gram" site par membership hai aur yaha par ek randi ke pictures dekh rahe hai..
"Whore_gram" ka naam sunte hi suleman ki hasi ekdum se gayab ho jati hai.
"Whore_gram" ek popular website hai jaha ladki apni identity hide kar ke pics post kar sakti hai, aur usko post par likes ke hisab se cash rewards milta hai.
Suleman : a...ac..achha..t..to itne gaur se kyu dekh rahe ho? aisa kya post kara hai us ne..
Sanju : are.. ye randi hamare shehar se hi hai. par kuttiya apna muh dhak kar sab photo dalti hai..
Ekdum se Suleman ka dil joro se dhadkane lagta hai. Sanju mobile Suleman ko thamata hai aur thartharate hatho se Suleman wo mobile dekhne lagta hai. Jaise hi wo us aurat ka profile padhta hai uski aankhe badi ho jati hai..
Sanju : randi ne naam bhi sahi rakha hai "asset_girl" hahahaha...
Sanju ki baat pe Tony aur Umar jor se hasne lagte hai par suleman ke mathe pe paseena chha jata hai. Sanju ab suleman ke hatho se phone le leta hai aur har photo ko gaur se dekhne lagta hai. Pure group me sirf Sanju hi aisa ladka tha jo har cheez ko baariki se dekh kar uspe raay deta tha aur isliye wo group ka leader bhi tha.
#Pic-1 : Golden Bikini
Umar : ya ,.'.. kya badan hai saali ka.. waah.
Tony : holy jesus.. wo chuche dekh bhai.. kya chuche hai saali ke..
Sanju : bhagwan maaf kare, par iss ladki jaisi gaand pure shehar me kisi ke paas nahi hogi..
Suleman un sabki baate sunkar ajeeb sa mehsus karne lagta hai.
#Pic-2 : Early morning sunshine
Tony : ahh... kya jism hai.. yaar, ye sach me hamare shehar me hai na?
Umar : Sanju.. tujhe yakeen hai na ki ye raand hamare hi shehar ki hai..
Sanju : Bilkul.. saalo.. aaj tak kitni randiya chodi hai ham ne milkar.. sab ki barabar khabar nikal kar choda hai hamne.. ye randi 100% hamare shahar ki hi hai..
Suleman ko ab raha nahi jaata aur wo aakhir kar Sanju se puch hi leta hai..
Suleman : Sanju..tu..tujhe kaise pata chala ki ye ladki hamare shehar se hi hai?
Sanju suleman ko dekhta hai. Suleman apne darr ko chhupane ki lakh koshish kar raha tha, jisase Sanju ko shak na ho..
Sanju : Mujhe kal mere ek dost ne phone kiya aur bola ki whore_gram site pe ek randi hai jisase chatting karte wakt use pata chala ki wo Faridabad ki rehne wali hai. Maine socha apne shehar ki kon si randi iss website par hai. To maine membership le li..
Suleman ko ab sab samaj aa jata hai aur wo aage kuch nahi bolta. Wo bas waha khada un sabki baate sunane lagta hai.
Umar : achha.. isliye tune iss site ki membership li?
Sanju : Hmm.. kaafi mehengi hai sala. $299 per month...
Tony : Kya? $299... matlab ₹22,000... tune itne paise diye sirf iss randi ka pata lagane ke liye?
Sanju : Hmm.. par jab iska pata chalega na tab pure paise vasul karunga randi se.. itna chodunga kuttiya ko ki bhik mangegi jaan ki..hehe..
Umar aur Tony fir se hasne lagte hai. Suleman bas sar niche kiye hue sab sun raha tha.
#Pic-3 : ass of asset_girl
Sanju : are mai to bhul hi gaya ki iss randi ke paas iphone-12 hai..
Tony : are ha.. matlab ye..ye randi hamare shop se hi ye mobile lekar gayi hai. Pure shehar me sirf mera baap hi iphone ka dealer hai.. fuckk... ye kutiya mere shop aayi aur maine isko nahi dekha..
Sanju : hmmm.. tujhe yakeen hai ki tune isse nahi dekha?
Tony : God promise bhai.. Ek randi nahi chhutati meri najar se..
Sanju : matlab ye randi mobile lene aayi tab shayad tu dukan pe nahi tha, ya fir koi aur iske liye mobile lene aaya tha.
Suleman ab apni thuk nigalne lagta hai. Sanju ka dimag machine se bhi tez chal raha tha..
#Pic-4 : I am "back" for you..
Umar : aahh.. ye bala kya hai? bhai, mujhe mil gayi to mai iski gaand pe sona chahunga.. kya gand hai iski..
Tony : hehe.. bhai iski gand pe pura shehar so skata hai..
Tony aur Umar jor jor se hasne lagte hai. Sanju bas uss taswir ko gaur se dekhne me laga hua tha .
#Pic-5 : I wanna sit in your lap..baby!!
Tony : Bhai..Bhai..kya pose hai. gaand dekho bhai...
Tony : Yaar.. uss kursi ka naseeb dekho, kitna maja aaya hoga kursi ko.. hehe
Sanju : Umar tere abbu ki phool ki dukan hai na?
Umar : haa.. are haa.. ye phool...
Sanju : Kya hua? Ye tere dukan se liye hai kya? Bol jaldi..
Umar : um... Nahi malum yaar.. mai dukan nahi jata to mujhe nahi malum ye sab..
#Pic-6 : Look at new washing machine, not at my assets, you naughty..
Tony : Fuck...Fuck..Fuck.. shit..ye randi ki gaand dekh.. underwear fas gayi hai darar ke beech..
Umar : Saali kuttiya.. ek baar pata chale kaun hai ye, puri jindgi iski gaand chahta rahunga..
Sanju : Hmm..Zanussi?? Ye to Italian brand ka washing machine hai. Ye to kaafi mehenga hai aur hamare shehar me koi nahi bechta ye..
Umar : matlab koi badi randi hai jisko foreign ka maal pasand hai..
Sanju : correct..aur ye randi akeli nahi hai. Ye dekh photo ko.. lagta hai kisi aur ne photo khicha hai..
Suleman ab apni aankhe churane lagta hai..
#Pic-7 : Sunset shining
Sanju : hehe.. ye randi ek bade ghar me rehti hai jaha sunrise or sunset dono dikhte hai.. aur mere khayal se iska ghar pahadi ke paas kahi hoga...
Tony : Suleman Umar, tum dono rehte ho na pahadi ke paas? tumne dekha hai kya iss randi ko kahi?
Umar : Na bhai.
Suleman ka dil ab jaise muh me aane laga tha. Wo waha se jaana chahta tha bhag kar par wo jaa nahi sakta tha.
Suleman : N...Nahi..
#Pic-8 : Green beauty reloaded..
Umar : Are bhai, iska muh to thoda sa dikh raha hai isme.. dekh..
Sanju ab bade gaur se uske chehre ko dekh raha tha aur uske aise dekhne se Suleman ki pant gili hone lagi thi..
Sanju : iss randi ko maine aaj tak iss shehar me nahi dekha, iska matlab ek hi hai..
Tony : Kya?
Sanju : Yahi ki ye niqab me chhupi randi hai, jo duniya ke samne pakiza ghumti hai aur iss site pe randi ban ke ghumti hai..
Umar aur Suleman dono ekdum se shock ho jaate hai.
Umar : kya matlab?
Sanju : yahi ki kale parde ke neeche haseen randi chhupi hai. Aur ye haseena shayad tum dono ke aas paas kahi me hi rehti hai.
Suleman aakhiri baar koshish karta hsi Sanju ko gumrah karne ki..
Suleman : nahi bhai.. h..hamare yaha aisi ko nahi hai.. shayad tujhe koi galatfehmi ho gayi hai.
Sanju : nahi..shehar ki har aurat ka muh dekha hai maine, sirf ye niqab burqe me chhupi randiya nahi dekhi maine thik se, aur i-phone lene bhi shayad yahi randi gayi thi lekin burqe me hone ki wajah se Tony ki najar se bach gayi ye.. iska yahi matlab hai ki ye kuttiya hamare aas paas niqab me ghum rahi thi aur hame kabhi pata nahi chala..
Suleman ka dil ab kabu me nahi tha. Wo baar baar apna paseena poch raha tha. Wahi Umar ke lund me ekdum se jaan aa jati hai..
Umar : Bhai.. tu sach keh raha hai? matlab ye..ye.. randi mere ghar ke aas paas rehti hai?
Sanju : Ha mere bhai.. apne shehar me ye randi hai aur wo bhi niqab me chupi hui, kya pata abhi wo tere ghar ke aas paas hi ka hi ho? haha..
Umar khushi se pagal ho jata hai aur suleman ab waha se jane lagta hai.
Umar : are bhai ruk.. tu kya abhi uss randi ko dhundne jaa raha hai kya? Haha.. ruk sab sath me chalte hai..
Suleman : n...n..nahi..wo mai ghar par kuch bhul gaya hu..bhul gaya hu...ha.. mai jaata hu..
Suleman ab waha se chala jata hai, lekin sanju ke man me suleman ka aisa bartav shak paida kar deta hai.
#Pic-9 : Garden scenary
Sanju wo photo dekhta hai aur uski aankhe badi ho jati hai..
Sanju : are saala... ye..ye to..
Umar/ Tony : Kya hua bhai.. tujhe pata chal gaya kya? Kaun hai ye randi?
-----------
Suleman bhagta hua ghar aata hai. Uski badi behen Ruksana nayi lingerie me photos khich rahi thi aur wo darwaje ki aawaj sunkar darr jati hai..
Ruksana : Ya ,.'.. dara diya tumne to mujhe..
Suleman : ye kya kar rahi ho ab? jal..jaldi se..wo Whore_gram wala account delete kar do..
Ruksana : Kya? lekin kyu? pata hai kal hi mujhe ₹25,000 mile hai..hehe.. Logo ko kitne pasand aa rahe hai mere pics...
Suleman : aapa... mere dosto ko pa..
DING DONG...DING DING...
Ruksana ekdum se darr jati hai aur bhagte hue apne room ki aur jaati hai..
Ruksana : agar abbu hue to mujhe bulana aur koi aur hua to bol dena ki mai bahar gayi hu...
DING DONG.. DING DONG..
Suleman darte hue darwaja kholta hai aur ab uska sabse bada darr samne khada tha.. Sanju, Umar aur Tony teeno darwaje pe khade muskura rahe the..
Sanju : salaam alaikum bhai.. hehe..
(I will post Part - II if I get some good suggestions..)