30-03-2019, 07:11 PM
Thirteen years ago, a woman began a relationship with an abusive fuck for a crime she didn't commit. She and the other women inside her head escaped from a maximum-security control freak to the Equals House, and then the tiny European Nation of San Finzione. No longer giving a fuck about that prick, they now work at nothing in particular, but seem to end up doing a whole lot of shit for Helen. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you ask me nicely enough; maybe YOU can hire... The Suzy Crew! It's pretty easy, we don't charge anything.
THE SUZY CREW
Starring SUSAN BAILEY as Susan "Hannibal" Bailey
SUZY-HO
SUZY-Q
And SUE as B.A. Iley
Created by Susan Bailey Watching A Lot Of TV
The ladies and I were, as usual, in costume, (Poor Sue!) with the exception of Suzy-Ho removing Face's suit immediately. Clothes have never really been her thing. We sat around a table at the café outside the San Finzione Marketplace. The Yia-Yia was there, but if she noticed us, we weren't as interesting as her wine.
"Odd choice for a venue." Was the first thing I said, taking a puff of my cigar. I don't usually care for smoking, but since it was in my head anyway, I wasn't bothered this time.
"The A-Team didn't have a base." Suzy-Q replied. She was wearing Murdock's outfit, with the addition of a checkered tablecloth cape tied around her neck. "They just met anywhere. Why not here?" She looked around. "Nice day."
I looked over at Sue; my expression hopefully conveying both "Sorry, but you know I don't choose this stuff" and how serious my effort not to laugh was.
"Are you ok, Sue?" I asked.
"Yeah," Sue replied. "I can work with this." She looked over at Suzy-Q. "Fool Pitying comes to me naturally." I ignored it. The two of them had problems back when Suzy-Q was in the slave role. Sue still complains because that's sort of her thing.
"Well, we've met Lucinda," I told the three of them. "We've seen the sort of person we're dealing with here."
"That's a sort of person?" Suzy-Q asked. That got a giggle from all four of me.
"Technically, yes." I replied. "She's also Maria's family; so, Sue, I already got your idea on the walk back. Without looking it up, I'm pretty sure Helen hasn't decriminalized murder, even if it's La Familia. So, please rethink it and factor that in." Sue nodded. "Does anyone have any ideas on what else to do?" Suzy-Ho started to raise her hand. "That aren't 'turn the party into an orgy?'" Suzy-Ho lowered her hand.
"Well, I think you were right back there." Suzy-Q spoke up. "There's got to be some reason that Helen doesn't just command them to tell her all their schemes."
"Probably because Helen's got plenty of her own and can spot them a mile away." Sue added.
"Well, we know that 'whole family approached her' line is a lie." Suzy-Ho finally spoke up. "I mean, 6:00 rolls around, you don't want to hang out after work and have drinks with the boss you don't even like while she shows off her new kids. You either want to get home and fuck or go out and find someone to fuck. Who'd choose to stand there and listen to Helen talk about diaper-changing over that?"
"That's a good point." Sue contributed. "They all hate Helen. Probably been pizza, strippers, and beer over there every day she's gone. Why would any of them go complain to Lucinda that she hasn't been around much, babies or not?"
That sparked something in my head.
"Nice work, Suzy-Ho. I have something to take up with Maria now."
"Damn." Sue grumbled. "Susan, you're not going to make us the A-Team and then figure things out without any ass-kicking happening, are you?"
I looked at the woman who looked like me dressed in overalls and a muscle shirt and tried not to grin too hard about it.
"You met Lucinda too. It's not going to be Plan A like you want, however, violence at some point before this is all over can't be ruled out, and I know who to go to for that."
That got a smile from her that totally looked like Mr. T's. Dammit, Sue, keep it up and you'll have to start pitying me.
THE SUZY CREW
Starring SUSAN BAILEY as Susan "Hannibal" Bailey
SUZY-HO
SUZY-Q
And SUE as B.A. Iley
Created by Susan Bailey Watching A Lot Of TV
The ladies and I were, as usual, in costume, (Poor Sue!) with the exception of Suzy-Ho removing Face's suit immediately. Clothes have never really been her thing. We sat around a table at the café outside the San Finzione Marketplace. The Yia-Yia was there, but if she noticed us, we weren't as interesting as her wine.
"Odd choice for a venue." Was the first thing I said, taking a puff of my cigar. I don't usually care for smoking, but since it was in my head anyway, I wasn't bothered this time.
"The A-Team didn't have a base." Suzy-Q replied. She was wearing Murdock's outfit, with the addition of a checkered tablecloth cape tied around her neck. "They just met anywhere. Why not here?" She looked around. "Nice day."
I looked over at Sue; my expression hopefully conveying both "Sorry, but you know I don't choose this stuff" and how serious my effort not to laugh was.
"Are you ok, Sue?" I asked.
"Yeah," Sue replied. "I can work with this." She looked over at Suzy-Q. "Fool Pitying comes to me naturally." I ignored it. The two of them had problems back when Suzy-Q was in the slave role. Sue still complains because that's sort of her thing.
"Well, we've met Lucinda," I told the three of them. "We've seen the sort of person we're dealing with here."
"That's a sort of person?" Suzy-Q asked. That got a giggle from all four of me.
"Technically, yes." I replied. "She's also Maria's family; so, Sue, I already got your idea on the walk back. Without looking it up, I'm pretty sure Helen hasn't decriminalized murder, even if it's La Familia. So, please rethink it and factor that in." Sue nodded. "Does anyone have any ideas on what else to do?" Suzy-Ho started to raise her hand. "That aren't 'turn the party into an orgy?'" Suzy-Ho lowered her hand.
"Well, I think you were right back there." Suzy-Q spoke up. "There's got to be some reason that Helen doesn't just command them to tell her all their schemes."
"Probably because Helen's got plenty of her own and can spot them a mile away." Sue added.
"Well, we know that 'whole family approached her' line is a lie." Suzy-Ho finally spoke up. "I mean, 6:00 rolls around, you don't want to hang out after work and have drinks with the boss you don't even like while she shows off her new kids. You either want to get home and fuck or go out and find someone to fuck. Who'd choose to stand there and listen to Helen talk about diaper-changing over that?"
"That's a good point." Sue contributed. "They all hate Helen. Probably been pizza, strippers, and beer over there every day she's gone. Why would any of them go complain to Lucinda that she hasn't been around much, babies or not?"
That sparked something in my head.
"Nice work, Suzy-Ho. I have something to take up with Maria now."
"Damn." Sue grumbled. "Susan, you're not going to make us the A-Team and then figure things out without any ass-kicking happening, are you?"
I looked at the woman who looked like me dressed in overalls and a muscle shirt and tried not to grin too hard about it.
"You met Lucinda too. It's not going to be Plan A like you want, however, violence at some point before this is all over can't be ruled out, and I know who to go to for that."
That got a smile from her that totally looked like Mr. T's. Dammit, Sue, keep it up and you'll have to start pitying me.
Like, Comment and Give Rating.