30-03-2019, 10:58 AM
Apne baap ko neendh mein dekh kar jiss tarah se Chawla sahib ne Sanjana ko dekha wo Samajh gayi ke Chawla sahib khush hein kyunke usski dad so rahe hein to aur mauka milega unnko. Magar Sanjana ab chahti thi ke usska pita jaage aur baat kare ke kab Chawla sahib ko ana chahiye apne parivaar ke saath. To ussne apne baap ko hillate hue jagaane ki koshish kiye magar jaldi se Chawla sahib ne Sanjana ka haath thaamte hue dhire se kaha, “are meri jaan sone do nah inhein, hum uss kamre mein chalte hein, chalo apni bedroom dikhao mujhe wo to main ne dekha hi nahin ab tak”
Magar iss baar Sanjana nahin maan rahi thi aur ek natkhati awaaz mein kaha, “nah! Ab buss aaj ke liye kaafi hein aap ke liye, aap bade wo ho!” to chawla sahib ne hansste hue kaha, “wo?? Kia wo hoon main? Bolo to zara? Samjhao mujhe ke main kia wo hoon?”
Aur Sanjana do teen kadam ek taraf chalte aur muskuraate hue thoda sa hanssi bhi fir ghumke chawla sahib ke chehre mein dekhte hue kuch kehne hi jaa rahi thi chawla sahib ne ussko apne baahon mein bhar liya, to Sanjana ne apne sar usske seene par sattate hue, aur Chawla sahib ke kamiz ki girehbaan haath mein pakar ek bachpane awaaz mein kaha, “wo, wo ho aap aap acchi tarah se samajh rahe ho ke main kiss ‘wo’ ke baare mein bol rahi hoon - bade flirt aur aashik type ho aap. Aap ko ladkiyon ko rijhaana khub ata hai, aap par to bahot saare mar mite honge mere ilawa aur kitne hein aap ke paas eise?” To Chawla sahib ko laga ke Sanjana ko shayad thoda jalan hone lagi yeh sochkar ke wo dusre ladkiyon se saath bhi yeh sab karte hein.
Aur ussne Sanjana ko apne seene par ziada zor se chipkaate hue pucha,
“Tum kia mujhko budmaash awara samjhti ho? Kia tum yeh sochti ho ke main sabhi ladkiyon ke saath yeh sab karta hoon? Ari paagal ho tum. Aaj tak main ne kabhi kissi bhi ladki ko nahin pyar kiya apne wife ke ilawa. Kissi bhi ladki ko eise baahon mein nahin bhara, kissi bhi ladki ko kiss nahin kiya main ne, kia sochne lagi ho tum ab bhala?”
To muskurate hue Sanjana ne ek chota sa kiss kiya unnke chaati par kamiz ke upar se hi aur upar chehra karke, thodi si shaitaani awaaz mein pucha, “Aur apni badi bahu se aap pyar nahin karte wo to aap ke ghar mein aap ke saath rehti hai? Hmm bolo bolo?!”
Apni badi bahu ke baare mein sunkar chawla sahib ke saamne Saanvi ki chhabi agayi. Saanvi ka chehra usske enkhon ke saamne aayi to chawla sahib ko yaad aya ke ghar se nikalte waqt wo Saanvi se keh gaya tha ke ek deal karne jaa raha hai aur wapas aakar batayega. Yeh sochte hi Chawla sahib jhat se Sanjana se alag hua aur soch mein doob gaya. Aur Sanjana ko laga ke zaroor kuch hai badi bahu ke saath issi liye ussne ussko apne seene se turant alag kar diya. Aur Sanjana khaamosh ek kone mein jaakar khadi ho gayi bina koyi baat bole. Idhar chawla sahib soch mein tha ke Saanvi se kia kahega ab. Sochne laga ke Anand ko jaga kar baat ko pakki karni hi hogi tabhi ghar jaakar Saanvi se iss bare mein batayega ke ussne Aarav ke liye ladki dekha hai aur agle hafte ya do teen din baad sabko unhein dekhne ko jana hai.
Sanjana unnko dekhe jaa rahi thi thoda udaas nazron se. yeh pehli baar hua ke chawla sahib ne khud ussko apne seene se uss tarah se alag kiya. Sanjana ke dil ko shaayad thess ponhcha magar kuch nahin boli aur chawla sahib ko dekhe jaa rahi thi kuch door khade hokar.
Chawla sahib ne apne peshaani par haath ferrte hue, fir apne baalon umgliyan ferte hue baahar dekha aur tab wapas Sanjana ke taraf dekha. Wo pareshaan dikh rahe the. To Sanjana khud chal kar unnke paas aayi aur pucha, “kia hua? Jab se aap aaye ho bilkool eise nahin dikhe aap mujhko? Kia aap pareshaan ho? Koyi problem ho gayi kia? Main ne aap ki badi bahu ke baare mein pucha iss ke liye sorry. Agar aap ussko bhi pyar karte ho to koyi baat nahin mujhe koyi haq nahin ke main aap donon ke bare mein kuch kahun mujhe maaf karna please!”
To Chawla sahib ne firse Sanjana ko baahon mein bharte hue jawaab diya, “tum bilkool paagal ho ladki. Main to yeh soch raha hoon ke Saanvi se ghar wapas jaakar kia kahunga? Main uss se yeh kehkar ghar se nikla ke main ek zaroori deal karne jaa raha hoon. Wapas jane ke baad wo sab se pehle yehi puchegi ke deal ka kia hua!! Ofo kuch nah kuch to batana hi padega ussko?”
To Sanjana ne apne kaandhon ko upar karte hue badi asaani se kaha, “are to kehdena deal cancel ho gayi baat nahin bahi buss!” Tab chawla sahib muskuraaya aur Sanjana ke gaalon ko kiss karte hue zor se jakra aur kaha, “are tum ne to mera kaam asaan kar diya, yeh kyun nahin soojha mujhe, tum badi achchi ho mere liye, mere uljhanon ka solution bhi tumhi ho. Thanks you sweetheart.” Tab Sanjana unnke seene par apna sar rakhte hue kaha, To main yeh samjhun ke aap apni badi bahu se pyar karte ho ya uss se darrte ho aap hihihihihi?”
Chawla sahib bhi hanss padi aur kaha, “are nahin wo bhi bahot achci hai ghar ki maa ki tarah hai wo, sab kuch pata hai ussko ghar ke baare aur gharwalon ke bare mein, bahot sayani hai wo. Ghar bahot acchi tarah se sambhaalti hai.”
Tab Sanjana ne kaha, “hmm to issi liye aap pareshaan ho gaye ke ussko aap kia jawaab doge? Ab main samjhi. To kia mujhe bhi uss se darna chahiye? Kia wo mujh par bhi nazar rakhegi ghar mein? Kia wo ek saas ki tarah behave karti hai?”
Chawla sahib Sanjana ka bholepan aur bachpana dekh kar ussko aur ziada zor se baahon mein dabaate hue kaha, “ari meri gudya, tum kyun fikar karne lagi main hunga nah ussi ghar mein tumhare saath. Ghar ka main boss hoon Saanvi nahin….. aur tum ne uss ghar mein apne aap ko dekh bhi liya? Hmm chalogi nah mere ghar mein?” Jisska jawaab Sanjana ka yeh mila Chawla sahib ko, “hmm chalungi; aap ki bahu bankar nah? Ya kuch aur bankar chalna hai aap keg har mein?”
Yeh sunkar chawla sahib ghabra sa gaya aur Sanjana ko apne goad mein uthaya ek bachche ki tarah aur usske room ke taraf jaane lage. Sanjana khaamosh rahi unnke goad mein aur unnke enkhon mein pyar se dekhti gayi apne baahon ko unnke kaandhon par karke ek haath se Chawla sahib ke gaal par apni ungliyon pyar ke saath halke se fertey hue……..
Magar iss baar Sanjana nahin maan rahi thi aur ek natkhati awaaz mein kaha, “nah! Ab buss aaj ke liye kaafi hein aap ke liye, aap bade wo ho!” to chawla sahib ne hansste hue kaha, “wo?? Kia wo hoon main? Bolo to zara? Samjhao mujhe ke main kia wo hoon?”
Aur Sanjana do teen kadam ek taraf chalte aur muskuraate hue thoda sa hanssi bhi fir ghumke chawla sahib ke chehre mein dekhte hue kuch kehne hi jaa rahi thi chawla sahib ne ussko apne baahon mein bhar liya, to Sanjana ne apne sar usske seene par sattate hue, aur Chawla sahib ke kamiz ki girehbaan haath mein pakar ek bachpane awaaz mein kaha, “wo, wo ho aap aap acchi tarah se samajh rahe ho ke main kiss ‘wo’ ke baare mein bol rahi hoon - bade flirt aur aashik type ho aap. Aap ko ladkiyon ko rijhaana khub ata hai, aap par to bahot saare mar mite honge mere ilawa aur kitne hein aap ke paas eise?” To Chawla sahib ko laga ke Sanjana ko shayad thoda jalan hone lagi yeh sochkar ke wo dusre ladkiyon se saath bhi yeh sab karte hein.
Aur ussne Sanjana ko apne seene par ziada zor se chipkaate hue pucha,
“Tum kia mujhko budmaash awara samjhti ho? Kia tum yeh sochti ho ke main sabhi ladkiyon ke saath yeh sab karta hoon? Ari paagal ho tum. Aaj tak main ne kabhi kissi bhi ladki ko nahin pyar kiya apne wife ke ilawa. Kissi bhi ladki ko eise baahon mein nahin bhara, kissi bhi ladki ko kiss nahin kiya main ne, kia sochne lagi ho tum ab bhala?”
To muskurate hue Sanjana ne ek chota sa kiss kiya unnke chaati par kamiz ke upar se hi aur upar chehra karke, thodi si shaitaani awaaz mein pucha, “Aur apni badi bahu se aap pyar nahin karte wo to aap ke ghar mein aap ke saath rehti hai? Hmm bolo bolo?!”
Apni badi bahu ke baare mein sunkar chawla sahib ke saamne Saanvi ki chhabi agayi. Saanvi ka chehra usske enkhon ke saamne aayi to chawla sahib ko yaad aya ke ghar se nikalte waqt wo Saanvi se keh gaya tha ke ek deal karne jaa raha hai aur wapas aakar batayega. Yeh sochte hi Chawla sahib jhat se Sanjana se alag hua aur soch mein doob gaya. Aur Sanjana ko laga ke zaroor kuch hai badi bahu ke saath issi liye ussne ussko apne seene se turant alag kar diya. Aur Sanjana khaamosh ek kone mein jaakar khadi ho gayi bina koyi baat bole. Idhar chawla sahib soch mein tha ke Saanvi se kia kahega ab. Sochne laga ke Anand ko jaga kar baat ko pakki karni hi hogi tabhi ghar jaakar Saanvi se iss bare mein batayega ke ussne Aarav ke liye ladki dekha hai aur agle hafte ya do teen din baad sabko unhein dekhne ko jana hai.
Sanjana unnko dekhe jaa rahi thi thoda udaas nazron se. yeh pehli baar hua ke chawla sahib ne khud ussko apne seene se uss tarah se alag kiya. Sanjana ke dil ko shaayad thess ponhcha magar kuch nahin boli aur chawla sahib ko dekhe jaa rahi thi kuch door khade hokar.
Chawla sahib ne apne peshaani par haath ferrte hue, fir apne baalon umgliyan ferte hue baahar dekha aur tab wapas Sanjana ke taraf dekha. Wo pareshaan dikh rahe the. To Sanjana khud chal kar unnke paas aayi aur pucha, “kia hua? Jab se aap aaye ho bilkool eise nahin dikhe aap mujhko? Kia aap pareshaan ho? Koyi problem ho gayi kia? Main ne aap ki badi bahu ke baare mein pucha iss ke liye sorry. Agar aap ussko bhi pyar karte ho to koyi baat nahin mujhe koyi haq nahin ke main aap donon ke bare mein kuch kahun mujhe maaf karna please!”
To Chawla sahib ne firse Sanjana ko baahon mein bharte hue jawaab diya, “tum bilkool paagal ho ladki. Main to yeh soch raha hoon ke Saanvi se ghar wapas jaakar kia kahunga? Main uss se yeh kehkar ghar se nikla ke main ek zaroori deal karne jaa raha hoon. Wapas jane ke baad wo sab se pehle yehi puchegi ke deal ka kia hua!! Ofo kuch nah kuch to batana hi padega ussko?”
To Sanjana ne apne kaandhon ko upar karte hue badi asaani se kaha, “are to kehdena deal cancel ho gayi baat nahin bahi buss!” Tab chawla sahib muskuraaya aur Sanjana ke gaalon ko kiss karte hue zor se jakra aur kaha, “are tum ne to mera kaam asaan kar diya, yeh kyun nahin soojha mujhe, tum badi achchi ho mere liye, mere uljhanon ka solution bhi tumhi ho. Thanks you sweetheart.” Tab Sanjana unnke seene par apna sar rakhte hue kaha, To main yeh samjhun ke aap apni badi bahu se pyar karte ho ya uss se darrte ho aap hihihihihi?”
Chawla sahib bhi hanss padi aur kaha, “are nahin wo bhi bahot achci hai ghar ki maa ki tarah hai wo, sab kuch pata hai ussko ghar ke baare aur gharwalon ke bare mein, bahot sayani hai wo. Ghar bahot acchi tarah se sambhaalti hai.”
Tab Sanjana ne kaha, “hmm to issi liye aap pareshaan ho gaye ke ussko aap kia jawaab doge? Ab main samjhi. To kia mujhe bhi uss se darna chahiye? Kia wo mujh par bhi nazar rakhegi ghar mein? Kia wo ek saas ki tarah behave karti hai?”
Chawla sahib Sanjana ka bholepan aur bachpana dekh kar ussko aur ziada zor se baahon mein dabaate hue kaha, “ari meri gudya, tum kyun fikar karne lagi main hunga nah ussi ghar mein tumhare saath. Ghar ka main boss hoon Saanvi nahin….. aur tum ne uss ghar mein apne aap ko dekh bhi liya? Hmm chalogi nah mere ghar mein?” Jisska jawaab Sanjana ka yeh mila Chawla sahib ko, “hmm chalungi; aap ki bahu bankar nah? Ya kuch aur bankar chalna hai aap keg har mein?”
Yeh sunkar chawla sahib ghabra sa gaya aur Sanjana ko apne goad mein uthaya ek bachche ki tarah aur usske room ke taraf jaane lage. Sanjana khaamosh rahi unnke goad mein aur unnke enkhon mein pyar se dekhti gayi apne baahon ko unnke kaandhon par karke ek haath se Chawla sahib ke gaal par apni ungliyon pyar ke saath halke se fertey hue……..
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