27-03-2019, 03:16 AM
Chapter-56 : Mystified End
Update-222 :
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"le kha le pura..."apne khane ki pate Rajshri Pandey ke hath me thamate hue maine kaha.... "ye kya, Arman bhai...khud hee kahte ho ki dil pe nahi muh me lo aur khud dil pe le rahe ho..."
"abey, main lund pe le raha hoon...wo dekh kuchh launde idhar aa rahe hai aur jaisa ki kuchh der se main dekh raha hoon uske anusar wo BC photo khinchwane ke liye aa rahe hai...."
"to isiliye aapne plate mere hath me rakh di..."
"ab likh kar du kya... Jab tak main aa nahi jata ,beta yahi par rahiyo warna...." "ok Arman bhai..."
"ye kya Arman bhai...Arman bhai laga rakha hai be...shree Arman bhai bol..."
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Pandey ji ko khane ki plate dharakar main usase thodi door khada ho gaya aur jaisa maine socha tha, waise hee wo launde mujhe pakad kar photo khinchwane ke liye le gaye....man to bahut kar raha tha ki
,salo ko bahut galiya baku...lekin phhir socha ki jate-jate kyun kisi ke bheetar virodhabhas alankar paida karke jaun, isliye main unke sath chala gaya....
"waha kya kar rahe the, Sir..."
"kuchh khas nahi ,bas padhayi kar raha tha....15 din baad exam jo hai...."
"jate-jate kuchh tips ya advice dete jao na sir...taki hum laundo ka kuchh bhala ho..."ek junior ne photo session ke baad mujhse puchha...
us ladke ke aisa bolte hee waha mauzood baki ladko ne bhi hau-hau karna shuru kar diya..... "tips....hmm....'C' is the most adult/bad letter in the alphabet...for example....chut,chutiya, chutad, chus
,choochi ,chat ,chodu,chudai etc. etc. "
"are hum is tarah ke tips ki baat nahi kar rahe hai...humara matlab career..future se tha...kuchh advice do na..."
,unhone kaha tha ki 'aap hamesha waise hee bante ho ,jaisa ki aap sochate ho na ki jaisa dusare sochate hai.....best of luck..sorry mera matlab all the best...chod do duniya"
waha se nikalkar main wapas khane ki table ki taraf bhaga , jaha Pandey ji meri plate hath me liye hue ab tak khade the....
us waqt mujhe jaise yakin nahi ho raha tha ki aaj ke baad main kabhi class nahi jaunga, pata nahi mujhe ye yakin karne me mushkil kyun ho rahi thi ki aaj se main boring lectures attend nahi kar paunga....waise is baat se mujhe khush hona chahiye tha kyunki ab na to koyi assignment pura karna tha aur na hee koyi presentation dena tha...ab na to subah 9 baje uthne ki jaroorat thi aur na hee raat ko jaldi sone ki mazboori...in sabse mujhe bahut khush hona chahiye tha,kyunki vastav me ye wahi chize thi...jinki mujhe hamesha se chah thi...lekin main khush nahi tha ,zara sa bhi nahi...balki is waqt mere dimag ke background me ek music slowly-slowly baj raha tha aur hath me khane ki plate liye main slowly-slowly kayi logo ke baare me soch raha tha.... Sabse pahle maine jiske baare me socha wo mera dost Arun tha....
Naveen : shuruat me ye mere bahut karib raha ,lekin jab third semester se hum log branch wise divide hue to iska connection mujhse thoda toot gaya aur jab S.P. ke bunglow me Pandey ji ne iski bike thoki to uske baad mujhse iska connection puri tarahhee toot gaya....even hi, hello ki formality tak hum dono ab nahi nibhate.
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Bhupesh(B.H.U.) : isase meri dosti Arun ke karan hui thi aur Arun ke karan hee ye humare sath ek saal tak raha.waise ye launda mujhe kuchh khas pasand to nahi tha, lekin Arun aur Saurabh iske bare me bahut baate karte the, jiske karan mujhe bhi aisa dikhawa karna padta tha ki wo mera bahut achchha
dost tha. bhu ki mujhe sirf ek quality pasand thi aur wo ye ki bhu ko hamesha sare khabar ki jaankari rahti thi ,phhir chahe wo khabar college ki ho ya phhir duniya ki....
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Vibha : college me mujhse mili pahli ladki...darasal main jo baad me bana uski neev isne aur iske boyfriend-Varun ne milkar rakhi thi....baad me ye ek saal tak humare yaha teacher rahi aur mujhe hamesha apne subject me achchha number diya...Vibha ko main do karan se kabhi nahi bhool sakta
,pahla'A walk to jungle' aur dusara iske last words(fuck you) jo isne jate-jate mujhse kahe the....
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Varun : is duniya me main sabse jyada jin logo se nafrat karta hoon, ye chutiya unme se ek hai...college me iski baadshahat kayi salo tak rahi lekin jab Sidar bhai ne hostel walo ko ek kiya to Varun ka patan hona shuru kiya aur aakhir me maine iski kabra banayi aur ise gaad diya....apne college ke aakhiri dino me Varun ki haalat ek kutte ki tarah thi aur ye 8 saal tak engineering karne ke bawzood engineering ki
degree hasil nahi kar paya aur college walo ne iski gand par laat marar ise bahar kar diya....
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Esha : Esha....my love. Jo meri zindagi me apne boyfriend ke sath aayi, lekin college ke aakhiri dino me meri girl-friend bani....ye ek aisi ladki thi ,jo mujhe bore kare ya mujhse ghisi-piti baatein kare to bhi mujhe bahut maza aata tha...waise isne to mujhe 8th semester me propose kiya tha lekin maine to ise teen-teen language me first semester me hee i love you bol diya tha...jiska pata ise abhi tak nahi hai...
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Gautam : Esha ke sath mila ek gift...ek aisa gift jo achchha hote hue bhi mujhe kabhi pasand nahi aaya. Yadi ye Esha ka boyfriend nahi hota aur mere samane jyada hoshiyari nahi chodta to zaroor main iski izzat karta ,par filhaal aisa kuchh bhi nahi tha aur hum dono ek-dusare ki surat tak se nafrate karte the, karte hai aur karte rahenge.....
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Sidar : Sidar ke college me aane se pahle aksar ye hota tha ki city ke launde hostel me ghuste aur hostel walo ko maar-peet kar chale jate the...lekin phhir is launde ne sabhi hostel walo ko ek sath kiya aur City walo ki wo haalat ki....ki ab City wale ya local launde hostel ka naam sunkar hee kaanp jate hai aur puri duniya ka ekmatra aisa insaan jiski baatein main mana karta tha.filhaal to wo is duniya me nahi hai, lekin unki yaadein hamesha mere sath is duniya me rahegi aur college me mera naam salo tak chale ya na
chale inka naam zaroor chalega, aisa mera manna tha.
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Divya : Esha ke sath ye bhi ek gift ke roop me meri zindagi me aayi thi...waise to shuru-shuru me ye meri fan thi lekin baad me jaise-jaise mera aur Gautam ka pyar parwan chadha,waise-waise iska behaviour badalta gaya...ye mujhe shuruat se hee pasand nahi thi ,lekin Arun aksar bola karta tha ki iska doodh bahut mast hai,par afsos ki main kabhi dekh nahi paya
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Saurabh : well, iski entry meri life me ek saal baad hui lekin jordar hui aur isi ne mujhe ye manne par majboor kar diya ki best friend ek nahi ,do bhi ho sakte hai ya phhir do se bhi jyada...
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Sulabh : meri tarah maha-ghamandi aur pure college me ise siway iski girl friend ke koyi dusari ladki pasand nahi thi....kabhi-kabhi ye aand kha jata hai lekin yadi dosto ko madad ki jaroorat ho to kabhi apne hath khade nahi karta...phhir chahe wo madad ka samay exam ke ek raat pahle kisi ko pura topic padhane ka kyun na ho.
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Megha : Sulabh ki girl friend aur college ka ekmatra aisa couple jiske bare me maine kabhi ulti baat nahi ki...
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Rajshri Pandey : Pandey ji se meri pahchan ,Sidar bhai ke karan hui thi....dil ka saaf aur mera sabse bada chela...Humare college me Gutkhe ka brand ambassador.
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Angelina : iski entry meri life me kisi toofan ki tarah hui thi aur yadi ye mere college me padhti to main yakin ke sath kah sakta hoon ki mujhe isase pyar ho jata...main Angelina ke sath mushkil se teen din raha tha, par wo teen din meri life ke sabse yaadgar teen dino me se the...kul-milakar main kahu to yadi mujhe ye ab mil jaye to main Esha ko chhodkar isase direct shadi kar loon...i really like her
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Chhatrapal : Chhatrapal yani ki chhatru...ye mujhe sirf isliye nahi pasand tha kyunki ye bhi meri tarah philosophy jhadta tha aur mauke bemauke bina maange mujhe salaah diya karta tha...wo to teacher hone ke karan maine lihaaj kiya ,warna isko apne shabdo se aisa chodta ki mere pair pakad kar mujhse maanfi mangte hue kahta"guru ji maafi dai do, humse galti hoyi gawa..."
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Aradhna : meri zindagi ki pahli girlfriend...jo ki thik ek normal ladki ki tarah thi...dusari ladkiya jaha mere paas tak nahi bhatakti thi wahi ye mere sath tandav karne me lagi rahti thi....Aradhna khud ko bahut funny samajhti thi aur aksar facebook, magzine ,nana-nani ki kahaniya kitab ke aise sade hue jokes marti thi, jisase better joke to main tab marta tha jab main kg-1 me tha....maine iska dil toda lekin mujhe kabhi bura nahi laga aur na hee mujhe aisa karte waqt mujhe Aradhna se koyi sympathy thi...bas dil kiya aur maine uska dil tod diya....
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Us din farewell me dimag ke background me baj rahe music ke dauran mujhe apne bare me ek aur baat pata chali ,jo ye ki yadi mere dost khaskar ke Arun aur Saurabh mere sath na ho to main bhi ek normal ladke ki tarah emotional ho sakta hoon...kyunki Esha mujhse door bhag rahi thi aur mujhe mere dosto ke bina waha party me bilkul bhi maja nahi aa raha tha....mere sath Rajshri Pandey jaroor tha, lekin uske hone ka kuchh khas asar mujhpar nahi hua....
"abey main nikalta hoon...mujhe neend aa rahi hai...."bahana marte hue main bola...
"lekin Arman bhai...abhi to laundo ki daru party aur langar dance baki hai...itani jaldi sokar kya karoge aur waise bhi kal se college thode hee jana hai aapko...."
"ab college nahi jana to kya main raat ko sona band kar doon....tu sath chalta hai to chal,mujhse faltu ki bakwas mat kar...."
"aap jao, main aata hoon thodi der me..."
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Pandey ji se vida lekar main Country Club se bahar jaane laga lekin us waqt mujhe kya maloom tha ki Aradhna ke roop me ek dhamaka country club se bahar jane wale raaste me mera intezaar kar raha tha....Aradhna akele waha khadi thi.shuru me to uspar meri nazar nahi padi...lekin jab nazar padi tab tak
peechhe hatne ka rasta hee nahi bacha...isliye mazboor hokar mujhe Aradhna ke paas jana pada.... "hi...how are you...."
"Arman sir...i love you...please mere sath...."
"ruk...please aisi baatein mat kar....warna khamkha do-char baatein sun legi mujhse.ek baat bata...college ke itane sare ladko ko chhodkar tujhe main ek akela hee mila kya , jaana apna rasta naap kyun mera mood kharab kar rahi hai aur waise bhi ab main is college me do-char dino ka mehmaan hoon to uske baad to ye sab hota hee na, jo kuchh din pahle maine kar diya....zara soch main kitna achchha hoon jo tujhe latka kar nahi rakkha...meri taraf se free chhoot hai tujhe,kisi bhi ladke ko pakad le...." "iska matlab aapki pahle se hee planning thi ki jab tak college me rahoge mere maje lutoge aur phhir chale jaoge..."
"aur nahi to kya....tune kya socha main tujhse shadi karunga...apne dimag ka ilaaz karwa aur life me aage badh.waise bhi darwin chaha ka ek siddhant hai ki 'is duniya me wahi jeene ke layak hai, jo situation ke according khud ko dhaal le...warna tujhe jaisi ladki ki duniya tarah-tarah se legi...be a mard.good bye "
Update-223 :
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"lekin...sir..."rote hue Aradhna itna hee boli...
"sorry babes...main emotional proof hoon.isliye tum chahe apni aankho se aansu bahao ya phhir apni dono aankhe hee nikal kar mere samane rakh do.mujhe koyi fark nahi padne wala aur aainda mere samane mat aana, warna main kya kar sakta hoon ,ye apne door ke bhai...kallu se puchh lena..."Aradhna ke aansuo ne to phhir bhi mujhpar koyi asar nahi kiya...lekin jab wo rone lagi to meri fati aur main waha se bhaga.....
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Anchoring karne ke dauran ghanto khade hone ke karan main bahut thak gaya tha ,isliye hostel ki taraf aate hue maine seedha plan banaya tha ki abhi jakar mast sona hai aur subah Esha ko call karke do-char lambe-chaude dialogue dena hai....
"aa gaya lawde...kitna selfish hai be, akele-akele daru pee li aur hume puchha tak nahi...dekh kaise gala sukh raha hai mera aur Saurabh to pyas se tadapte-tadapte bhagwan ko pyar ho gaya...."mujhe dekh Arun bola...
Arun is waqt apne bed par aise baitha tha ,jaise baba Ramdev subah-subah yoga karte waqt baithte hai....Main chup-chap andar aaya to Arun upar chhat ki taraf dekhte hue bola....
"hey uparwale...Saurabh ko narak me hee bhejna,bahut badmash launda hai....use garam tel ki kadhayi me daalkar talna aur pakode banakar sabko khila dena....Arman ,chal palthi markar baith ja,yoga karte hai..."
mujhe maloom tha ki is waqt banda daru peekar tann hai ,isliye iski kisi bhi baat ka virodh karna yaha tak ki isase baat bhi karna matlab puri raat ullu ki tarah jagna tha.isliye main abki baar bhi kuchh nahi bola aur chup-chap apne bistar par let gaya... neend to mujhe gand fad lagi thi, lekin machchharo ne sona haram kar rakha tha.
"Arman lund...mujhe wo laudi Aradhna mili thi....sali pagla gayi hai, bol rahi thi ki....yaad nahi kya bol rahi thi.lekin itna jaroor yaad hai ki kuchh khatarnak bol rahi thi,jise sunkar meri aur Saurabh ki gand fat gayi thi...."
"are kuchh nahi lawda...aisich emotional blackmail kar rahi hai...apne aapko bahut turramkhan samajhti hai.bolti hai ki lawda shadi karo...jaise duniya ki baki laundiya mar gayi hai..."
"kar le shadi... kar le...mast gand hai. "
"itni hee pasand hai to tu hee ghus ja uske gand me...mujhe kyun bol raha hai.BC ne jeena haraam karke rakha hai.har kahi tapak padti hai...tu dekhna yadi agli bar mujhe kahi dikhi na to...to....main seedhe uske mu me lund dunga."
"maine to pahle hee kaha tha beta ki mat jao uske karib...lekin tujhe hee jhanda fahrane ka bada shauk tha..."neend se jagte hue Saurabh bola....
"tu to so raha tha na be..."
"laad mera so raha tha...Arun chutiyapa kar raha tha ,isliye sone ka natak kiya....ye aalund bol raha tha ki chal aaj raat bhar na sokar yoga karte hai...."
"Saurabh tu kuchh bhi bol ,lekin ye Arman lund hai bada ghamandi...sala dusare ki koyi parvaah
nahi.main kya bolta hoon,sale ka khoon karke thoda punya kamate hai..." "baat to sahi hai...zindagi me ghamand karna thik nahi hai"
"yadi tumhari zindagi me ghamand karne layak kuchh bhi nahi to phhir tumhari zindagi thik nahi... "maine kaha...
"tum lodu, marne ke baad narak me hee jaoge aur yadi narak jaane se bachna chahte ho to baba Arun ke sath yoga ka abhyas karo.baba Arun tumhare sare papo ko ,jo tumne ab tak kiye hai...unhe maaf kar denge aur tumhe apni sharan me lekar tumhari roj gand marenge...aao balak Arman...baba Arun ke lund ko pranam karo..."
"to tu swarg nahi jana chahta..." "ek shart par..."
"ek shart par....bol to aise raha hai ,jaise bahut bada mahapurush ho.waise shart kya hai..." "shart...shart ye hai ki main swarg tabhi jaunga jab mujhe waha ka raja banayenge aur chodne ke liye har din nayi maal denge...warna main narak ki raah pakad lunga...."
"aur narak me rakshas jab teri lenge ,tab kya karega..."
"laad...kuchh nahi ukhad payenge mera...jab mujhe tel ki garam kadhayi me dalenge tab main usme tairunga aur tair-tair kar...tair-tair kar sunami laa dunga.jab koyi aag me pel ke tapi sariya meri taraf karega to main us sariya ko muh me le lunga aur thanda karke steam generate karunga aur phhir us steam se turbine+generator connect karke electrical energy paida karunga aur salo ko electricity ka aisa jhatka dunga ki gand se mutth aur lund se se goo niklega....."
"chup kar re lawda....kaan se blood nikal jayega yadi aur kuchh kaha tha...bhaiya aap mahan ,aapki jubaan mahan...main chala sone..."
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Narak-swarg ko lekar maine Saurabh ki jo fadi,uske baad wo seedha sokar hee raha.
dusara din mere liye bahut si surprise lekar aaya.Main un dino sapne me bhi nahi soch sakta tha ki koyi mujhpar hamla kar sakta hai ya mere khilaf koyi planning kar sakta hai....farewell ki raat ki agli subah mujhe bilkul bhi pasand nahi aa rahi thi...dil kiya ki daru pee loon,lekin kal raat ke mere invention 'leave daru...live life ' ke karan main ruk gaya aur cigarette lene ke liye hostel ke ek ladke ke sath dukan ki taraf nikal pada....
"Arman bhai...chalo na ek jagah se hokar aate hai..5-10 minute lagenge bas..."
"kaha...pahle bola hota to gadi lekar aate...."us launde ko saaf mana karte hue maine dukandar se kaha"lawde ,kharab cigarette di na to chodunga yahi par...ekdum fresh maal dena..."
"are bas yahi...ek dost se milkar aate hai...hostel ke peechhe ,paas me jo colony hai na...waha rahta hai.."
"waha to bilkul nahi jaunga....us mohalle ki ladkiya,sali buri nazar se mujhe dekhti hai...upar se 15-20 minute ka raasta hai..."
" are chalo na Arman bhai...aap chaloge to thoda rola rahega.aapke rahte hue waha ki ladkiya meri taraf bhi ek-do baar dekh lengi..."
"kaisa gay aadmi hai be,...jabarjasti chalne ke liye force kar raha hai..." "are chalo na Arman bhai...5 minute to lagega bas...kitna paisa hua yar..."
us launde ne turant cigarette ke paise diye aur mujhe apni sath us colony ki taraf le jaane laga,jaha uska dost rahta tha....
"pura aand kha gaya tu ,subah-subah...ye 5 minute ka rasta hai...10 minute already ho chuke hai aur lawda abhi to sirf aadha raasta paar hua hai..."
"ek shortcut se le chalta hoon...jaldi pahuch jayenge..."bolkar wo launda jhadiyo ke beech me se ghus gaya aur uske peechhe-peechhe main bhi ghus gaya....lekin jab bahar nikle to saamne koyi colony nahi balki humara khoni ground tha...jaha 20-25 ladke apna chehara scarf se dhake hue khade the....shuru me to mujhe samajh nahi aaya ,lekin waha kya ho raha hai aur kya hone wala hai ,ye main turant samajh gaya....
"madarchod..."hostel ke jis launde ne mujhe yaha tak laya tha ,uske muh me jor se ek mukka marte hue maine kaha....
mera mukka seedhe uske honth par pada, jisase uska honth to fata hee sath me khoon ki bauchhar uske muh se nikalne lagi.....
"BC ,mujhe pelne ka plan bana rahe the to kuchh achchha plan banate...ye bhi koyi plan hai....lawda isase achchha plan to main tab bana leta tha...jab main plan ki spelling tak nahi janta tha....huh. BC ek superhero ko aise chutiye plan se maroge...."
Update-223 :
"ek kaam karta hoon,puri taaqat lagakar bhagta hoon aur yadi 5 minute bhi bhagta raha to hostel
pahuch jaunga....lekin isase to meri izzat par thappa lag jayega.yadi maine aisa kiya to in kutto aur mujhme kya antar rah jaunga....lekin lawda maar khane me kaunsi izzat badhti hai, usme to aur bhi naam kharab hoga..."
Aain waqt par mera dimag apne aim se divert ho gaya tha kyunki jaha mujhe khud ko bachane ke ideas sochane chahiye the waha main soch raha tha ki bhagne me jyada izzat rahegi ya phhir do-char ko maarkar mar khane me jyada izzat rahegi.sala ajeeb situation thi waha par...ek taraf wo mujhe kis-kis tarah marna chahiye ye soch rahe the wahi dusari taraf main bhag jaun ya yahi khada rahu ye soch raha tha......
"abhi exam ko 15 din baki hai...tab tak to thik hee ho jaunga...phhir inme se har ek ko zinda yahi par gadunga...to finally fix hua ki kisi ek ka scarf apun ko ladayi ke waqt nikal kar use pahchan lena hai aur phhir usase yaha mauzood ek-ek ki identity lekar in sabki gand marni hai...."
ye sab sochkar maine un sabhi scarf bandhe hue ladko se kaha"maro na be, kya dekh rahe ho...jaldi maro thik hone me bhi to time lagega na...warna phhir main tum logo ko zinda kaise gadunga aur ek baat mujhe marte waqt yaad rakhna ki jo mujhe jitna marega use main utna return bhi karunga aur beta,jo hostel se hai...wo to apni khair manaye kyunki hostel ke launde unhe zinda jala denge...pata nahi kya hoga tum logo ka...waise yaha aate waqt maine unhe khabar kar di thi aur meri mathematics kahti hai ki wo bas 5 minute me yaha aa jayenge...."
"iske paas mobile nahi hai, chodu bana raha hai hume...aate waqt hee maine sab check kar liya tha..."hostel ka jo launda mujhe yaha tak laya tha,apna honth sahlate-sahlate khada hua.....
"abey to jaroori hai kya ki main mobile se hee unhe khabar doon...shaktiman nahi dekha kya, jisme shaktiman...Geeta vishwas se aankh band karke baat karta tha....let me try one more time...wo kya hai na ki kal daru nahi pi to signal pakad nahi raha"aankhe band karke maine aise hee hostel wale laundo ko bulaya....
"are maro na isko...kyun khade ho aise..."ek ladka scarf utar kar mujhse bola
"tu to collector ka launda hai na...tu in sabme kab shamil ho ..sale dhokhebazo,..."
"koyi dhokha nahi hai aur tune hee us din sabke saamne kaha tha na ki'mayne ye nahi rakhta ki tum kaise karte ho...mayne ye rakhta hai ki tum kya karte ho'...isliye ab humne kaise kiya ispar koyi dhyan nahi dega balki humne tujhe buri tarah se mara ispar sab....."
"complete your sentence please...."collector ke launde ki bolti achanak beech me band hote hue dekh main bola....
"ye sab kaha se aa gaye...."gand fati me ek aur ne apna scarf neeche kiye aur wo ladka Mahant tha.... "salaaa...kaise din aa gaye hai mere..ab koyi bhi...waise inki achanak fat kyun gayi..."un sabko hakka- bakka dekhkar maine khud se kaha aur jis taraf dekhkar wo sab apna muh fade khade the ,maine us taraf dekha....
"oye BC hostel ke ladko ko kaise khabar hui...kahi sach me to mere andar shaktiman wali power nahi aa gayi aur jo maine thodi der pahle aankh band karke apna dar kam karne ke liye kaha tha,wo in sabne sun liya ho....."
Wo nazara dekhne layak tha, jab hostel ke saare ladke jhadiyo se kud-kud kar ground ki taraf daud rahe
the...kayi to waha se bhag nikle ,lekin jyada door tak nahi bhag paye...kyunki jis taraf wo bhage the,udhar se bhi hostel ke ladke aa rahe the.....
"shabash...ab in lawdo ko batata hoon ki marte kaise hai...."
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"tujhe pela to nahi ,in kutto ne..."Upar se neeche tak mujhe dekhkar Arun ne puchha aur phhir turant hee saamne khade Mahant ko pakad kar marne laga....
"sala ,itna bura to mujhe bhi nahi laga....ise kyun lag raha hai khair,pahle inko pelta hoon...."Mahant ko Arun se chhudakar maine kaha"mera goggle laya hai be..."
"kaisa bakchod aadmi hai be...humlog ki gand fati me thi ki tu maar na kha jaye aur...."
"rahne de...aise boring scene mat create kar ab..."Arun ko beech me hee rok kar maine Rajshri Pandey se kaha"ja be bhagkar pani lekar aa..."
"Pani...lekin kyun..."
"inka gala katne se pahle in sabko pani pila deta hoon...taki gala aasani se kate...ja bhagkar le aa..." "lekin main hee kyun,...kisi aur ko bolo "
"tu jayega ya nahi..."
"jab gardan hee katni hai to pani kyun pilana...moot pilayenge MCO ko..." "ja na ,inaam dunga..."
"tu kahi mat ja be...yahi rah."Pandey ji ke badhte kadam rokte hue Saurabh ne mujhse kaha"aur tu thoda serious ho ja...maine pahle bhi kaha tha aur ab bhi kah raha hoon..."
"serious ho jaun...lawda exam chal rahe hai kya..."
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Mera man tha ki main pahle individually sab par dialogues maru ,lekin Saurabh ke virodh aur gusse ne mujhe aisa nahi karne diya aur phhir hostel ke sabhi ladke milkar un sabko marne lage...siway collector ke ladke ko chhodkar....Mahant,Yashwant ka to maine soch liya tha ki wo dono waha honge, lekin main hairan tab hua jab waha maine Kaliya, Varun aur Naushad ko dekha......
"isko chhod...main dekhta hoon ise"Kaliya ke baal pakadte hue maine jor se uska sar ghumaya"kyun be incest lover....tu bhi. isko sabse jyada marna..."
Aur jab ek aur scarf hata aur mujhe Varun dikha to main aur chauka....
"hat sale ,failure se to main baat hee nahi karta...iske muh me danda dalkar ,gand se nikal do..." phhir main Naushad ki taraf badha...
"tu bhi...BC ,tum sab ye batao...kab se plan bana rahe the mujhe marne ka...mu me sharam bhi nahi hai.tum sabke...chhodna mat kisi ko.*** chod do inki..."
hostel ke lagbhag pure ladke waha ground me pahuch chuke the aur jo pahle nahi pahuche the wo dheere-dheere installment ke roop me waha aa rahe the.jitne launde milkar un 30 ladko ki pitayi kar rahe the,usase jyada waha khade hokar us sabka maza le rahe the.kuchh video bana rahe the to kuchh chilla-chilla kar bata rahe the ki kaise mare...koyi kahta ki ye fad do,koyi kahta wo fad do...koyi kahta yaha lund do to koyi kahta waha lund do....koyi kahta inke upar moot dete hai to koyi kahta nanga karke in sabko ghar bhejenge...kul-milakar jitne log waha the,utne type ke ideas mil rahe the....
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"Collector ke launde ka kya karna hai..."mere paas aakar Arun ne puchha...
"karna kya hai...use bhi mar,lawda kahi ka topchand hai kya...balki use sabse jyada mar..." "koyi ladka uspar hath nahi utha raha...sabko dar hai ki collector kahi uski baja na de..."
Maine bahut socha...pel ke socha ki us collector ke ladke ko mara jaye ya yun hee jane diya jaye...ek aam aadmi kahega ki chhod do lekin mujh jaisa ek mahan aadmi kahega ki chod do....waise mera dimag
collector ke ladko ko dekhkar mujhe kah raha tha ki wo danger zone hai aur mujhe waha entry nahi karni chahiye lekin usko main aise nahi jaane de sakta tha...
"la hockey stick de mujhe...."Arun se maine kaha... "pagal hai kya...jaane de use..."
"abey main marne nahi jaa raha ,main to bas aisich dialogue-bazi karne ja raha hai..." "sach..."
"teri kasam..."
Arun se hockey stick lekar main Collector ke ladke ke paas gaya.uski haalat is waqt bahut hee nazuk honi chahiye thi...lekin BC shaan se aise khada tha,jaise wo Arman ho aur hostel ke ladke mere gang ko dho rahe ho.
"kyun pe bhosad...gand fat gayi na..."
"maine tujhse pahle bhi kaha hai ki main tujhse nahi darta aur ab to aur bhi nahi darunga ,jab mujhe maloom ho ki inme se ek bhi banda mujhe hath tak ahi lagayega..."
"tujhse aisa kisne kaha..."
"mujhe maloom hai...maine aksar apne dosto ko aise khade rahkar maar khate hue dekha hai, lekin aaj tak kisi ne chhua nahi..."
"mere pair chhu..."
"itna bada fattu nahi hoon main..."
"okay...phhir.mujhe mat kahna ki maine tujhe kyun........mara."ek thappad marte hue main bola aur phhir hockey stick se head to foot uski massage karne laga...
abhi mera man bhi nahi bhara tha ki Arun aur baki ladko ne mujhe pakad liya. "lawde...bola tha,use hath mat lagana...kaisa jhat hai be...ab gand marana apni..."
"ab jab ise maar diya hai to,jo hona hai wo to hoga hee na...to kyun na thoda aur achchhe se mar loon.taki baad me mujhe tassali to rahe ki meri taraf se bhi koyi kami nahi hui thi"
Maine jo kaha tha wo un sabka khoon jalane ke liye kafi tha...lekin wo maine sahi hee kaha tha.isliye jin ladko ne mujhe pakda tha,unhone chhod diya aur Arun galiya bakta hua,waha se chala gaya...
"mayne ye nahi rakhta ki tum kaise karte ho, mayne ye rakhta hai ki tum kya karte ho....ye tujhe yaad tha na, to phhir tujhe wo bhi yaad hoga jo maine iske baad kaha tha ki'humne har us chiz ki kimat chukayi hai...jo hume mila hai' to tu janna chahega ki ye sab mujhe kis kimat me mila....ab jo bhi main tere sath karunga,wo tujhe zindagi bhar ye ahsaas dilayega ki apne baap ke dam par kabhi nahi udna chahiye...."uska pair pakad kar charo taraf ghaseetate hue maine kaha...
Collector ke ladko ko ghaseetate waqt mera jab bhi man karta main use ruk kar marne lagta aur jab mera man bhara tab maine use waise chhoda aur hath jhadte hue sabko waha se chalne ke liye kaha...... Mujhe chhodkar sab aapas me baat kar rahe the ki mujhe, collector ke ladke ko nahi marna chahiye tha.tabhi Rajshri Pandey peechhe se daudta hua aaya aur mujhse bola...
"Arun ka phone hai..."
"tu itna fati me kyun hai,mere dwara jhoothi kasam khane se mar gaya kya Arun...." "Aradhna ne suicide karne ki koshish ki hai..."
"dhat teri...zinda to hai na..."
"zinda hai...abhi aadhe ghante pahle ki khabar hai ,jiski khabar Arun bhai ko warden ne abhi hostel jaane par di."
"achchha hua ,zinda hain...ye lawda suicide karna aajkal ka fashion ban gaya hai...ab to usase kabhi baat tak nahi karunga...Arun ko bol,warden se puchhe ki wo kis hospital me hai aur warden se puchhane ke baad bike lekar ground ki taraf aaye..."
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Log kahte hai mujhe ghamand nahi karna chahiye lekin mere sath situation hee aisi paida hoo jati hai ki main ghamandi hone par mazboor ho jata hoon.ab aaj ke khooni ground ke khel ko udaharan ke taur par le lo....College ke ek se ek surmao ko pani pilane ke baad ab banda ghamand na kare to kya sharam kare. Waise bhi life me maza hawa ki taraf bahkar nahi aata ,uske khilaf jaakar aata hain,ye baat alag hai ki kabhi-kabhi yahich maza...saza de jati hai.
log kahte hai ki main jyada hawa me udta hoon lekin un baklolo ko kaun samjhaye ki duniya upar se hee khubsurat dikhti hai,neeche se to lagbhag sab kuchh badsurat hee hai.aisi lines main ghanto bol sakta hoon, lekin abhi Aradhna hospital me admit thi ,isliye main apne sapne se nikalkar vastavik duniya me aaya....jaha main , Pandey ji aur Arun bike par hospital ki taraf tezi se badh rahe the.
"dekh kar chalao ,Arun bhai...warna abhi to humlog kisi ka haal chal puchhane hospital ja rahe hai ,kahi thodi der baad log humara haal-chal puchhane na aa jaye..."
"lawde, tujhe bhai ki driving par shaq hai...ruk abhi tujhe main apna control dikhata hoon...."kahte hue Arun ne speed badha di....
"ek baat batao be, tumlog udhar kaise pahuche..." "kidhar...ground par..."
"hao..."
"wo to lawda mujhe kal hee hostel ke ek launde ne bata diya tha ki ,tujhe pelne ka plan Mahant aur Yashwant bana rahe hai.jo main tujhe kal batana bhool gaya aur subah-subah wahi launda aaya aur hum sabko jaga kar bola ki tujhe ground par gherne ka plan hai ,bas phhir kya tha...pahuch gaye hum log..." "aur ye ladka kaun tha,jisne mujhe bacha liya...use to oscar milna chahiye..."
"Mahant ke group ka hee ladka hai ,jisne ain waqt par dal badal liya,warna abhi main aur Pandey Aradhna ko nahi, tujhe dekhne ja rahe hote...."
"yadi wo Mahant ke group ka tha to phhir ground par kyun nahi tha...."
"tujhe kya lagta hai, bahane sirf tu hee bana sakta hai...usne bhi kuchh bahana bana diya hoga aur use ye sab itna exact isliye pata tha kyunki hume ye sab information dene wala aur koyi nahi balki Kaliya- Mahant ke room me rahne wala unka room partner tha..."
"lawde ke baal ,aalund...jab tujhe maloom tha ki wo log mujhe pelne ka programme bana rahe the to tune mujhe raat ko kyun nahi bataya....main pela jata to, tujhe maloom hai ki meri kitni fat gayi thi..." "ab lawda mujhe kya maloom tha ki roj 10 baje uthne wala ,aaj 8 baje uthkar beedi peene jayega...ek to sale subah jaldi uthkar ghor paap karta hai ,upar se ilzaam mere upar daal raha hai...hat lawda, baat mat kar tu mujhse, utar bike se..."
"jyada hoshiyari mat jhad...nahi to uthakar neeche fek dunga..."
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Jab mujhe pata chala tha ki Aradhna ne suicide kiya hai to main bahut tension me aa gaya tha lekin jab mujhe ye maloom chala ki wo zinda hai to main utna hee relax bhi ho gaya....lekin jo main soch raha tha..halaat usase jyada kharab the, bahut jyada kharab....jiska pata mujhe hospital pahuch kar laga.... Hospital me pahuchane wala main akela nahi tha ,waha mere pahuchane se pahle hee college ke bahut se log mauzood the, jisme Girls hostel ki warden, uski friends aur kuchh ladke the,jinka room hospital se thodi doori par hee tha...
"jao be ,puchhkar aao ki wo ab kaisi hai aur ye zaroor puchhna ki Aradhna ne suicide kyun kiya...." "chal Pandey..."Arun ne kaha...
"tu mat ja...Rajshri Pandey ko akele bhej...ja be Pandey A to Z ,sab kuchh pata karke aana...."
Main aur Arun College ke baki logo se bahut door hee baithe aur Rajshri Pandey ,un sabki taraf jaankari ikattha karne gaya....Rajshri Pandey, bahut der tak unlogo se baat karta raha aur jaise-jaise samay aage badhta ,Pandey ji ki shakl ki rangat khatam hoti ja rahi thi...jiske karan mera bhi gala sukhta ja raha tha ki tabhi Arun ne mujhse puchha...
"abey ,Arman...kahi Aradhna teri vajah se to....." "hat sale...is time par mazak mat kar..."
"main mazak nahi kar raha...tune ,use chhod diya kahi isliye to usne suicide nahi kiya....."
"pa...pagal hai kya be.Pyar me bhi koyi suicide karta hai...yaha universe har ek second me millions mile expand ho raha hai aur tu un purani baaton ko lekar pada hai...."maine khud ko nirdosh sabit karne ke liye hadbadahat me bola"aur ye bosdiwala, Pandey...waha ladkiyo ko line marne laga kya...jo abhi tak wapas nahi aaya..."
Meri ye gali turant asar kar gayi aur Rajshri Pandey apni baat-chit khatam karke humari taraf aane laga....Shuru-shuru me jab main hospital ke andar aaya tha tab maine socha tha ki Aradhna bilkul thik hogi aur bed par sharam ke mare apna sar jhukaye padi hogi...jaha jaakar main usase kahunga ki'kaise be...zinda kaise bach gayi...' lekin yaha aakar maine jo scene dekha use dekhkar main itna bechain ho gaya ki Pandey ji ke humare paas pahuchane se pahle hee main apni jagah par khada hua aur turant Pandey ji ki taraf chal diya.....jiske karan College se jo-jo log waha mauzood the, un sabki nazar mujhpar pad gayi.....
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"Arman bhai, abhi aap chup-chap mere sath bahar chalo, bahar sabkuchh batata hoon..." "hua kya...wo thik to hai na..."
"I.C.U. me hai...doctors bol rahe hai ki 50-50 ka chance hai...abhi aap bahar chalo, warna yadi college ke ladkiyo ne aapko yaha dekh liya to kahi bawaal na macha de...aap mere sath seedhe bahar chalo..."
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Waha se bahar aane ke baad Rajshri Pandey ne wo sab kuchh bataya, jo use Aradhna ki saheliyo se pata chala tha...jiske anusar...Aradhna ne kal subah rat poison khaya tha, lekin rat poison ne turant asar nahi kiya aur dopahar tak uski tabiyat jab kuchh down hui to use hostel me hee glucose ke kuchh bottle chadha diye gaye, jiske baad wo kuchh der tak thik rahi aur phhir aadhe-ek ghante ke liye farewell party me bhi aayi.Farewell party se aane ke baad uski tabiyat phhir kharab hui aur jab uski saheliyo ne warden ko iski khabar di to Warden ne use hospital me admit hone ke liye kaha...lekin Aradhna ne hee hospital jane se mana kar diya aur phhir raat ko neend ki kayi goliya khakar so gayi lekin aaj subah hote hee uski halaat bahut jyada kharab ho gayi....jiske baad emergency me use yaha hospital laya gaya.
Rajshri Pandey ne mujhe Aradhna ke suicide ki vajah bhi batayi aur wo Vajah main tha...jiska ullekh Aradhna ne bakayada suicide letter likhkar kiya tha, jo pahle Aradhna ki saheliyo ko mila aur phhir uski saheliyo ke dwara warden ko......
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"abey mahan chutiye....."apna matha pakad kar Arun bola"ye kya kiya tune.....udhar collector ke ladke ka case aur idhar ye Aradhna ka suicide case...."
"aisa thode hota hai...college ke kitne ladke-ladkiya ek-dusare ko aise dhokha dete hai...to kya sab suicide kar le....isme meri kya galti hai..."
"teri pahli galti ye hai ki tune ek galat ladki ko dhokha diya aur dusari galti ye ki usne tera name bhi mention kar diya hai....."
"ruk ja...kuchh nahi hoga.sochane de mujhe..."idhar-udhar chalte hue maine apne 1400 gm ke dimag par jor dala ki mujhe ab kya karna chahiye....lekin main jab bhi kuchh sochane ki koshish karta, main jab bhi in sabse nikalne ke baare me sochta to Aradhna ki farewell ki raat wali surat mujhe dikhne lagti....jiske karan mera sochna to door ,aankh band karke lambi saanse tak lena dushwar ho gaya...
"BC...kuchh samajh nahi aa raha....bacha le uparwale, ab se no daru...no ladki...Esha se bhi break-up kar lunga...nahi break-up nahi, kahi usne bhi Aradhna ki tarah suicide kiya to ,tab to main chus lunga....Esha...Esha se yaad aaya, usne bhi to ek baar Suicide karne ki koshish ki thi, jiski vazah Gautam tha....lekin use kuchh nahi hua tha....yesss...Arun ,idhar aa bhi...is problem se bahar nikalne ka solution mil gaya.. .kisi vakil se jaan-pahchan hai kya teri...meri ek se hai ,lekin wo sala dusare state me rahta
hai...jaldi bata...kisi vakil ko janta hai kya..." "haan...ek hai..."
"call kar use jaldi aur sari baat bata..."
"abey, tune socha kya hai pahle ye to bata aur aise fati me mat rah...aise ghabrate hue tujhe pahle kabhi dekha nahi ,isliye mujhe bekar lag raha hai...."
"thik hai..."maine apni aankhe band ki aur jaisa ki maine pahle bhi bataya ki Aradhna ki tasveer meri aankho ke saamne tandav kar rahi thi...uske bawzood maine ek lambi saans bhari aur aankh band kiye hue bola"Ek baar Esha ne suicide kiya tha Gautam ki vazah se...lekin Gautam ko kuchh nahi hua tha...isliye plan ye hai ki hum bhi wahi karenge ,jo Gautam ne kiya tha...."
"lekin Gautam ne kya kiya tha...ye kaun batayega...."
"dhat teri ki...ab ek aur jhanjhat...ruk thodi der sochane de mujhe...."main phhir Arun se thodi door aaya aur waha paas me lage chhote-chhote paudho ki pattiyo ko masalte hue ye sochane laga ki ab kya karu....kaise maloom karu, wo sab kuchh...jo Gautam ne first year me kiya tha.....
"maa chod dunga teri...nahi to jaha khada hai ,wahi ruk ja...BC aandu-pandu samajh rakha hai kya, jo mujhe danda dikha raha tha...gand me dam hai to aa lawda. Pahle tujhe hee niptata hoon, baki baad me dekhunga...."
gusse se meri dahad sunkar wo worker ruk gaya aur apne sathiyo ko bulane ke liye chala gaya... "Pandey ,chal gadi nikal....ye satak gaya hai ab..."bolkar Arun mujhe hospital se bahar le aaya.....
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aise mauke par mujhe ek shanti ka mahol chahiye tha, jaha koyi mujhe disturb karne wala na ho lekin wahi shanti ka mahol mujhe naseeb nahi ho raha tha.Hospital ke gate ke bahar dusari side kayi chay- pani walo ne apna dera jama rakha tha...jisme se ek par Aradhna ki kuchh saheliya apna sar pakad kar baithi hui thi....aur mujhe Arun ke sath ,bahar khada dekh,sab mujhe dekhkar man me galiya dene lagi...jisase mera mind aur divert hua...
"Arman...ekdum shant rahna.Sona aa rahi hai idhar...isliye wo jo kuchh bhi bole, chup-chap sun lena...."Ek ladki ko apni taraf aate dekh Arun ne khuspusate hue kaha....
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"ab yar tu ,aise situation me aisi tharki baat kaise kar sakta hai...idhar main itni pareshani me hoon aur tu Sona...chandi ki baat kar raha hai..."bolte hue maine aankhe band ki...Aradhna mujhe phhir dikhi aur maine lambi saans li....
"kaisa baklol hai be....tu bas usase bahas mat karna...."
"abhi mera dimag bahut jyada kharab hai ,yadi usne kuchh ant-shant baka to ,do char hath jama bhi dunga...do case ho hee chuka hai, teesara bhi jhel lunga..."
"mere baap...kuchh der ke liye Charlie Chaplin ban ja...." "Charlie Chaplin...matlab kuchh na bolu..."
"matlab...jis din Charlie Chaplin ke ghar me tragedy hui thi us din ka uska act ab tak ka best act mana gaya hai...isliye tu bhi ekdum waisich cool rahna...ab chup ho ja..wo aa gayi..."
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Arun ke karan main chup ho gaya.Sona humare paas aakar kuchh der tak apne kamar me hath rakhkar mujhe dekhti rahi aur main kabhi baye to kabhi daye dekhta.maine kuchh der tak intezaar kiya ki wo mujhe ab gali degi...ab gali degi.lekin jab wo mujhe kuchh bolne ke bajay sirf ghoorati rahi to main bola...
"jo bolna hai ,bol na jaldi...." "sharam aa rahi hai thodi ,bahut..." "sharam hee to mujhe nahi aati...."
"disgusting....jab se Aradhna ke suicide ke bare me uske papa ko pata chala hai, unhe hosh tak nahi...idhar Aradhna apni zindagi se lad rahi hai aur udhar uske papa....kya bigada tha usne tera, jo use aisa karne par majboor kar diya.jab pyar tha hee nahi ,tab kyun uske sath sambandh rakha tune....bloody hell...."
Sona jaise-jaise mujhe sunati,Arun mera hath utni hee jor se daba kar shant rahne ka ishara karta...meri aadat ke hisab se to main kisi ka lecture sun nahi sakta tha ,isliye main ye sochane laga ki Esha se kaise maloom kiya jaye ki usne jab suicide karne ki koshish ki thi to aage kya hua tha.....
"idhar dekh idhar..."bolkar Sona ne dusari taraf dekh rahe mere chehre ko apne hatho se pakad kar apni taraf kiya....
"teri maa ki....hath kaise lagaya be tune...jyada kachar-kachar karegi to kachcha chaba jaunga.bol to aise
rahi hai jaise maine khud ne chuhe marne wali dawa laakar use diya aur bola ho ki'le kha aur mar ja'...khud to dus-dus launde ghumati hai aur mujhe yaha aakar naseehat de rahi hai....bhool gayi pichhale saal jab ek ladka tere karan Yashwant se maar khaya tha.sali khud to kayi ladko ki zindagi barbaad kar di aur yaha mujhe suna rahi hai..."
is beech Arun ne mera hath dabana jari rakha isliye maine uska hath jhatakte hue kaha...
"hath chhod be tu...ise aaj goli de hee deta hoon, bahut shan-patti kar rahi hai apun se....tune kya socha tha ki tu yaha aayegi aur mujhe chamka kar apne saheliyo ke saamne deenge hakegi .wo aur ladke honge jinpar tu hukumat karti hogi...mujhse thoda door rahna...warna jab security officer mere paas aayegi tu tera naam le lunga aur kahunga ki'tune mujhe aisa karne ke liye kaha tha'...ab chal nikal yaha se..." "maine sahi suna tha tere baare me...tujhe ladkiyo se baat karne ki tameej nahi hai..."
"abey nikalti hai yaha se...ya tameej sikhaun tujhe main...aur by the way, tujhe bahut tameej hai ladko se baat karne ka....sali........."mere muh se aage bas galiya hee nikalne wali thi ki main chup ho gaya.... "abhi chahe kitna bhi akad le ,ye sab karke tujhe raat me bahut tension hogi.tujhe neend tak nahi aayegi...."
"apun ki life me jab tak tension na ho to tension ke bina neend hee nahi aati...ab tu chal ja..." "how dare you..."
"aa gayi na apni aaukat pe...char saal me english ka sirf ek line sikha'how dare you'....ab chal isi ke aage english me bol ke dikha...."
iske baad Sona kuchh nahi boli aur chup-chap udhar se jaane lagi....lekin main phhir bhi chillate hue bola..
"apne kaan ke sath apna sab kuchh khol sun le...ye sar sirf tirange ke aage jhukne ke liye bana hai...ladkiyo ke samane nahi aur tujh jaisi ladki ke samane to bilkul bhi nahi...agli baar se kisi ladke ko kuchh bolne se pahle soch lena kyunki har ladke tere boyfriends ki tarah jhandu nahi hote...kuchh jhande bhi gaad dete hai..."
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Sona ke jane ke baad ,main Arun ke sath kuchh der wahi khada raha aur jaise hee Rajshri Pandey bike nikalkar bahar aaya...hum dono bike par baithkar hospital se nikal liye....
"Esha se puchhu kya be...batayegi na..."
"dekh le...direct mat puchhna...thoda ghooma-fira kar baat karna..."Arun bola...
"main kya bolta hoon Arman bhai...Esha ko sab kuchh sach bata do aur phhir puchho....mujhe pakka yakin hai ki wo zaroor madad karegi..."peechhe mudkar Rajshri Pandey ne kaha...
"tu lawde seedhe dekhkar bike chala aur jab mujhe yakin nahi hai ki sach batane se Esha help karegi to tujhe kaise yakin hai be...chutiye...ab ,lawda tum dono me se koyi kuchh mat bolna,main call kar raha hoon uske paas..."
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Main hamesha se yahi manta hua chala aa raha tha ki mere samane koyi si bhi dikkat...kaisi bhi pareshani aaye ,main un sabko badi aasani se jhel sakta hoon aur mera yahi bhram mujhe us waqt himmat de raha tha ki main kuchh na kuchh to aisa soch hee lunga, jo mujhe is problem se bahar nikalega....log kahte hai ki mujhme ghamand bahut hai ,mujhe ghamand nahi karna chahiye ,lekin ab unko ye kaun samjhaye ki yahi ghamand to hai, jo mujhe buzdil nahi banata......
maine bike par baithe-baithe apni aankhe band ki aur phhir lambi saans li....us waqt yun aankhe band karke apne fefado ko hawa se bharne me mujhe achchha feel ho raha tha aur meri bechaini bhi kam ho rahi thi....
"hello...."Esha ke call recieve karte hee main bol pada"mere mobile par abhi Divya ka messege aaya
tha...usne mujhse kaha hai ki tum Gautam se pyar karti ho aur first year me tumne Gautam ke liye suicide bhi kiya tha...."
"sab purani baat hai...tum na hee puchho..."jis tezi ke sath maine sawal kiya ,usi tezi ke sath Esha ki taraf se jawab aaya....
"purani daru aur purani ghatnaye hamesha hee asardar hoti hai...."
"maine tumse kabhi Aradhna ke baare me puchha, jo tum mujhse Gautam ke baare me puchh rahe ho...."
"abhi dialogue-dialogue khelne ka time nahi hai.....jaldi bata,,.." "puchhate raho..main nahi batane wali..."
"thik hai, phhir...mujhse milne ek ghante baad City Care me aa jana...." "kyun..."
"kyunki main is waqt Hostel ki chhat me khada hoon aur bas kudne wala hoon....zinda raha to mil lena
,warna door se dekhkar chale jana...."Mobile ko thodi door le jate hue maine Pandey ji se kaha"bike rok side me aur mera naam chillana..."
" to main kaha tha...haan yaad aaya, main suicide karne wala tha...mujhe jab se Divya ne ye messege kiya hai tabse do-teen heart attack aa chuke hai...pani peeta hoon to pyas aur lagti hai, khana khata hoon to bhookh aur badhti hai....jaldi se bata,warna bas main kudne hee wala hoon...."
"chillao be..."Rajshri Pandey ko ek jhapad markar maine kaha aur mera jhapad khakar wo turant chillane laga....
"Arman bhai....Arman bhai.....Arman bhai...."
"bose dk naam hee leta rahega ya aage bhi kuchh bolega...."dusara jhapad markar main dheere se bola...
"Arman bhai...neeche aa jao, warna giroge to hath pair toot jayenge..." "abey hath ,pair nahi...main mar jaunga seedhe ye bol..."
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Rajshri Pandey ne waisa hee bola ,jise sunne ke baad Esha ki jeebh ladkhadane lagi aur main samajh gaya ki Aradhna ke suicide se bachne ke liye mujhe apne suicide ka khel bas thodi der tak aur jaari rakhna hai...
"ab bolti hai ya main jump maru..."
"thik hai.....tum pahle wapas neeche utar jao....wo Gautam ne mujhe chhodane ki dhamki di thi...isliye maine suicide kiya tha..."
"bas itna hee...how boring. Maine socha kuchh interesting matter raha hoga....uske baad kya hua..." "uske baad main hospital me kuchh din rahi aur phhir wapas ghar aa gayi..."
"are...aise kaise..."Esha kuchh aur bolti usase pahle hee maine call disconnect kar diya aur Arun ko ghaseet kar apni taraf kheenchate hue bola"tu apne pahchan wale jis lawyer ki baat kar raha tha na,use phone karke uske pair pakad le aur pura matter bak dal..."
"abhich call karu"
"nahi...abhi kyun call karega...ek saal baad karna.."
"wo to main isliye puchh raha tha kyunki wo teri tarah fizool insaan nahi hai...Advocate hai wo..." "Arun bhai...Advocate kya karega is matter me ,lawyer ko call karo...jo kala coat pahan kar adalat me
jata hai..."
"abey chutiye....."call karte hue Arun mujhse bola"isko samjha kuchh..."
"tu idhar aa side me..."Rajshri Pandey ko thodi door laate hue maine kaha"Advocate bhi lawyer hee hota hai be , lawde...."
"matlab..."
"ab matlab kaise samjhaun tujhe....matlab jaye gand marane abhi tu chup rah, hostel jaakar Google maharaj se puchh lena..."
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Esha se baat karne par mujhe kuchh khas madad nahi mili kyunki Lawyer wala idea to mere dimag me pahle hee aa gaya tha...lekin Esha se baat karne ke baad jo mujhe pata chala wo ye ki , main ab buri tarah se fas gaya hoon kyunki Esha ke case me uske dad ne compromise kar liya tha aur Esha zinda bhi bach gayi thi .Mere case me filhaal abhi to aisa kuchh bhi nahi tha...kyunki na to Aradhna ka baap mujhse compromise karne wala tha aur na hee abhi ye sure tha ki Aradhna zinda bach jayegi.... "bhatti bhaiya bol rahe hai ki security officer yadi tujhe lene aaye to bhagna mat aur chup-chap unke sath chale jana...."
"ye to main already karne wala tha....aage bol aur ye kaisa naam hai...bhatti"
"abey bhatti unhe pyar se kahte hai...unka pura naam Bharat Trivedi hai...bhatti bhaiya bol rahe the ki tu security officer ko sab kuchh sach mat batana matlab tu security officer se ye bolna ki Aradhna hee tujhe pareshan kar rahi thi....tere aur Aradhna ke beech sex hua hai, iska jikra to bilkul bhi mat karna....baki bhatti bhaiya kuchh ghante me hostel aa jayenge..."
"to mujhe karna ye hai ki ab main chup-chap hostel jaun aur wahi pada rahu....hai na..." "haan..."
"to chal....ab thoda better feel kar raha hoon..."
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Yadi mujhe maloom hota ki mere chhodne ke baad Aradhna aisa gul khilayegi to main kabhi use dekhta tak nahi...kabhi usase baat tak nahi karta. Wo to meri hee kismat footi thi jo main uski ragging ke waqt waha canteen me mauzood tha...jiske baad hum dono ki baat-chit chali.ye baat-chit wahi dab jati lekin phhir Esha ke karan mere andar anchoring karne ka keeda jaga aur waha mujhe phhir Aradhna mili...jiske baad ek-din mere muh se Esha ke liye 'i love you' nikal gaya aur maine Aradhna se betahasha pyar karne ka excuse de mara, lekin mujhe kya pata tha ki mera wo excuse ek din mujhpar hee accuse bankar barsega...jo hua so hua ,sab kuchh tab bhi thik ho sakta tha lekin mujhe hee Aradhna ko chodne ki kuchh jyada lalak thi aur mere us verb me Kallu ke challenge ne helping verb ka kaam kiya....
hostel aate samay bike main chala raha tha aur sath me ye bhi soch raha tha ki kitna fast hoon main, abhi mere khilaf koyi case tak nahi bana aur idhar maine usase bachne ka rasta bhi bana liya lekin meri soch mujhpar tab bhari padi...jab hostel pahuchne ke kuchh der baad hee security officer ki jeep ghargharate hue hostel ke samane khadi hui....kayi security officer wale hostel ke andar ghuse aur jitno ko dekha unhe pakad kar bahar nikala aur zameen par baitha diya....
"bahut charbi badh gayi hai tum logo ke andar jo sale aaye din har kisi ko marte firte ho....aaj beta collector ke ladke ko maarkar fase ho jaal me...abhi thane lejakar tum logo ki sari charbi utarta hoon...."apni jeb se kagaz ka ek tukda nikal kar ek security officer wale ne kaha"main jinke-jinke naam lunga...wo jakar jeep me baith jaye...."
"Arman....Arun....Saurabh...Rajshri Pandey....Umesh....Santosh...Brijesh....Suraj Pratap...Radhelal...sab yahi par hai..."
Jawab me waha mauzood laundo ne apna hath utha diya...Jeep ke pichhe wali seat par aaram se 4 aur
mushkil se sirf 6 log hee baith sakte the...lekin un salo ne boriyo ki tarah dus logo ko daba-daba kar bhara....kaun kitna dar raha tha ,kiski kitni fati thi...ye hum me se koyi nahi janta tha...lekin itna to zaroor tha ki jin 10 ladko ko security officer ne pakda tha unme se koyi thane le jate waqt roya nahi aur na hee kisi ne security officer ke samane apne hath jode...BC sab role se jeep me aise baithe jaise unhe security officer station nahi balki kisi function me le jane ke liye as a chief guest invite kiya gaya ho....
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Duniya me kuchh bhi karo, kisi ke liye bhi karo ,kaise bhi karo...sabse jyada important hota hai uski shuruat aur usase bhi jyada important hota hai us shuruat ka ant.phhir chahe wo koyi Science Project ho ya phhir koyi Exam...phhir chahe wo pyar karna ho ya phhir mutth marna...har ek karta, har ek karam aur har ek karan me ye fit baithta hai...
Mere college life ki shuruat ekdum jhat hui thi ,ye mujhe maloom tha lekin mere college life ka ant bhi jhatu hoga ,ye mujhe nahi maloom tha...bilkul bhi nahi...zara sa bhi nahi...electron ke size ke barabar bhi nahi. Yadi 8th Semester ko nichoda jaye to bahut se aise reason maloom honge...jiske chalte wo sab kuchh hua, jise bilkul bhi nahi hona chahiye tha....jaise college ke 50 saal usi saal pure hue, jab main final year me tha aur Prinicipal ne pure final year ko auditorium me bulakar Golden jubilee ke function ki jaankari di...phhir Chhatru mahoday beech me apne anchoring ka dhindhora peetne ke liye aa gaye aur Esha ke karib jaane ki chah me main bhi anchoring karne ghus gaya.
Esha aur Maine pure saat semester ek-dusare ko ignore markar gujara tha lekin us 8th Semester me anchoring ke chalte hum-dono ke beech jo gile-shikve the sab door ho gaye....pure saat semester Esha ke muh se friend...dost ka ek lafz bhi mere liye nahi nikla ,lekin 8th semester me usne direct 'i love you' bol dala....Anchoring ke dauran hee auditorium me dekhte hee dekhte Aradhna meri lover ban gayi, BC jaha saat semester meri real life me koyi ladki nahi thi...are real life gayi bhad me mere to facebook life
me bhi koyi ladki nahi thi wahi 8th Semester me ek zinda had-mans ki ladki ko mere samne paros diya gaya...
aur to aur Anchoring ki vajah se hee farewell ke din meri zindagi me Collector ka launda ghusa.kul milakar kahe to sare fasaad ki jad Anchoring hee thi...kyunki yadi mere andar Anchoring karne ka keeda na paida hua hota to na to Esha aur main ek dusare se kabhi baat karte aur na hee Aradhna meri kabhi girlfriend banti aur na hee Collector ke launde se meri kabhi mulaqat hoti, kyunki mere anchoring na karne ki situation me hostel aur city ke students ka farewell alag-alag hota.......................
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security officer station pahuchte hee hum sabko lock up ke andar daal diya gaya...kayi ghante hum sab lock up me ek sath band rahe ,lekin hum me se koyi kuchh nahi bola....sab aise behave kar rahe the jaise koyi ek- dusaro ko janta tak na ho ya phhir sab gunge bahre ho gaye the...
"kya ye sab meri vajah se hua hai..."un sabko aise shant kisi soch me dooba hua dekh maine khud se kaha"nahi...yadi ye log mujhe kasoorvar mante to kabka Arun mujhse bhid gaya hota...waise maine kiya bhi kya hai, ye sab to hota rahta hai...yadi main un logo ko nahi marta to wo log mujhe marte...nope, maine kuchh galat nahi kiya ,main kuchh galat kar bhi nahi sakta..."
"tum me se Arman kaun hai...."mere dhyan me vighn dalte hue ek constable ne lockup ke bahar se puchha...
"main hoon..."apna ek hath khada karte hue maine jawab diya... "chal bahar aa....S.P. Sahab bula rahe hai..."
"S.P.....ye to apna hee aadmi hai. do-char naseehat dekar chhod dega...bach gaye lawda..."S.P. Ka naam sunkar mere andar yahi khayal aaya aur main turant uthkar constable ke peechhe chal diya...
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"namasty Sir..."S.P. Ko dekhkar main bola... "chal baith..."
"dhanyavad sir..."jhatke se chair kheench kar main aise baitha jaise abhi thodi hee der ke baad hum dono milkar do-do peg marenge....
Meri nazar me R.L.Dangi yani ki apne security officer adhikshak ki jo chhavi thi ,wo ek bahut hee sajjan purush ki thi...ek dum seedha-sadha jeewan, shant swabhav...saral vyavhar...atyant dayalu...kul milakar main R.L.Dangi ko ek bahut hee nek dil insaan samajhta tha, lekin meri ye galatfahmi us din door gayi...
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"tune aaj kise mara hai, pata hai..."
"hmm..."gardan up-down karte hue meri muh se sirf itna hee nikla....
"jab tujhe pata hai ki tune kise mara hai to ye bata ki kiske bal par tune aisa kiya....kaun hai tere peechhe..."
"mere peechhe....koyi nahi..."
"tujhe kya lagta hai ki main yaha kyun aaya hoon...."
"case ko dabane ke liye aur mujhe pakka yakin hai ki aapke yaha se jaane ke thodi der baad hee hum log bhi nikal jayenge...."
"Arman...tune us din jis Superintendent of security officer ko dekha tha uska bartaav kuchh alag tha aur tu aaj jis Superintendent of security officer ko dekhega uska bhi bartaav kuchh alag hee hoga, mere kahne ka matlab hai ki us din tune mujhe achchha-bhala kaha hoga lekin aaj ke baad bura-bhala kahega...isko pakadkar daal de andar aur thik dhang se mehman nawazi karo in salo ki...."kahte hue Dangi mahashay khade hue aur phhir Constable ki taraf dekhkar bole"pahle to in sabki khoob dhulayi karo aur jab inki dhulayi ho jaye to mujhe call kar dena...."
"is meharbani ki koyi khas vajah ,sir..."
"khas vajah...hmm..."peeche palatkar Dangi bola"khas vajah ye hai ki Collector mera bahut achchha dost hai aur uske ladke ko main apna beta manta hoon..."
"aise to main bhi khud ko Narayan bhagwan ka avtar manta hoon to main kya sach me avtar hoon...ye sab dakiyanusi baatein hai aur ek insaan ko in sab baato me bilkul nahi padna chahiye...samajhdar insan ko to bilkul bhi nahi...."
"sabse jyada ise hee marna aur ise iska ahsaas jaroor dilana ki dakiyanusi baatein bhi dakiyanusi nahi hoti"
"abey MC...sath nahi dena tha to mat deta...kaun sa humlog tujhse madad magne gaye the be jhaklet...lekin aise apne chamcho ko hume thokne ke liye bolkar tune bahut galat kiya....ruk lawda...mujhe banne de S.P. Phhir tujhe aur tere us Collector ko ek sath chodunga...."S.P. Ko waha se jata hua dekh main badbadaya....
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S.P. Ke jaane ke baad Constable ne mujhe wapas mere gang ke paas pahucha diya aur sabko khade hone ke liye kaha.....
Ab humlog shadi me to aaye nahi the, jo security officer wale nashta-pani puchhte ,salo ne hath me danda liya aur jisko paya usko pelna shuru kar diya...BC mujhe time hee nahi mil raha tha ki kuchh soch saku...kyunki main jab bhi kuchh sochane ke liye dimag par jor dalta ,tab tak mere body ka koyi na koyi portion dande se laal ho jata.....Shuru-shuru me to maine do-char dande sah liye ,lekin agli bar jab constable ne apna danda uthaya to maine danda pakad liya.....
"mere khilaf ek taraf collector aur dusari taraf S.P. hai to kya hua..mera mama bhi MLA hai ,isliye apne ye lathi charge ab band karo, warna tum sabki dayi-mayi ek kar dunga...BC chutiya ,samajh kar rakhe ho ka be...."mujhe mar rahe constable par cheekhte hue maine kaha...."ruk kyun gaya , mar....tu to beta khatam hai ab....bas pata lagne de mere mama ko"
Mere Mama MLA hai iska unpar jordar asar hua aur thodi der tak ek-dusare ki shakl dekhkar wo sab lock up se bahar nikal gaye....
"lawde bola tha...mat mar us collector ke launde ko aur chutiye tera Mama ,MLA hai ,ye tune pahle hee bata diya hota to itna sab kuchh hota hee nahi..."
"mera koyi mama-vama nahi hai be...wo to ye sale pelte hee ja rahe the ,isliye hawa se ek MLA ka character lana pada...."
"wah beta ,ab to aur dhang se pelwa diya tune...jab inko pata chalega ki tu inse jhooth bol raha tha tab to ye aur pyar se humari band bajayenge.....ek baar main yaha se nikal jaun, kasam khata hoon,teri surat zindagi me kabhi nahi dekhunga...."Arun bola...
"tension mat le...jab tak inko sach pata chalega tab tak tera wo lawyer hume yaha se nikal le jayega....mujhe to dar is baat ka hai ki kahi ye log mere ghar khabar na pahucha de ki main yaha lock up me band pada hoon, warna mera ram-ram satya ho jayega...mujhe bahut sharif mante hai mere gharwale..."
"tu kuchh bhi bol Arman...lekin aaj ke baad teri-meri dosti khatam..."bolte hue Arun jaha khada tha
,wahi apna sar pakad kar baith gaya.....
Jab se maine MLA wala jhooth bola tha, tab se mujhe sirf Advocate Bharat ka intezaar tha ki wo aaye aur jaldi se hume nikal le jaaye....Bharat ke intezaar karte-karte shaam ho gayi, lekin wo nahi aaya....sham se raat hui, tab bhi wo nahi aaya, upar se Arun mujhse rootha hua tha ,jiske karan main usase kuchh baat bhi nahi kar pa raha tha....
us din humlog aadhi raat tak jagte rahe is aas me ki abhich Arun ke pahchan wala lawyer aayega aur
humlogo ko chhuda kar chalta karega ,lekin BC wo raat ko bhi nahi aaya....raat ko kya, wo to lawda savere bhi nahi aaya aur tab meri fatni shuru hui....
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"Arun...tere wo bhaiya kaha rah gaye..."
"gand mara tu...mujhse kya puchh raha hai. Koyi aaye chahe na aaye lekin yadi in logo ne mujhe phhir mara to lawda main saaf bol dunga ki isme tera hath tha, humlog ko chhod do..."
"dikha di na apni aaukat..."
"hao lawda ,dikha di apni aaukat...ab tu har jagah apna chutiyapa karega to kaha tak humlog sahenge...hazar baar bola tha ki Collector ke ladke ko hath mat laga lekin nahi yadi tu aisa karta to ye The Great Arman ki shan me gustakhi hoti...khud to chusa hee ,humlog ko bhi chuswa diya...tuuuu....baat mat kar mujhse, warna lawda aaj ladayi ho jayegi...."
"chal be fattu...itni hee fati me rahta hai to jakar chat le Collector ka..." "Arman main, bol raha hoon...chup ho ja..."
"are chal be...tum jaiso ki baat main manne laga to ho gaya mera bantadhar..."
Baki ke laundo ne hum dono ki badhti ladayi ko roka aur dono ko ek-ek kone me fek diya....
Main us waqt kayi karano se pareshan tha...pahla karan Collector ki power thi ,jiske jariye wo meri aisi- taisi kar sakta tha...dusara karan ain mauke par S.P. ka mere khilaf ho jana...teesara karan Aradhna thi...jiske baare me na chahte hue bhi mujhe sochna pad raha tha aur chautha karan jo mujhe pareshan kar raha tha ,wo ye ki kal dopahar se mere pet me khane ka ek nivala tak nahi gaya tha ,jiske chalte mere dimag ki door khane se judi hui thi....ab khali pet aise situation me kuchh sochna thik waisa hee tha ,jaise ki bina lund ke chudai ke competition me hissa lena....
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"chalo be ,bahar niklo sab...S.P. Sahab aaye hai..."apna danda thok kar ek constable ne door se hee hum sabko bahar aane ke liye kaha...
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"le kha le pura..."apne khane ki pate Rajshri Pandey ke hath me thamate hue maine kaha.... "ye kya, Arman bhai...khud hee kahte ho ki dil pe nahi muh me lo aur khud dil pe le rahe ho..."
"abey, main lund pe le raha hoon...wo dekh kuchh launde idhar aa rahe hai aur jaisa ki kuchh der se main dekh raha hoon uske anusar wo BC photo khinchwane ke liye aa rahe hai...."
"to isiliye aapne plate mere hath me rakh di..."
"ab likh kar du kya... Jab tak main aa nahi jata ,beta yahi par rahiyo warna...." "ok Arman bhai..."
"ye kya Arman bhai...Arman bhai laga rakha hai be...shree Arman bhai bol..."
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Pandey ji ko khane ki plate dharakar main usase thodi door khada ho gaya aur jaisa maine socha tha, waise hee wo launde mujhe pakad kar photo khinchwane ke liye le gaye....man to bahut kar raha tha ki
,salo ko bahut galiya baku...lekin phhir socha ki jate-jate kyun kisi ke bheetar virodhabhas alankar paida karke jaun, isliye main unke sath chala gaya....
"waha kya kar rahe the, Sir..."
"kuchh khas nahi ,bas padhayi kar raha tha....15 din baad exam jo hai...."
"jate-jate kuchh tips ya advice dete jao na sir...taki hum laundo ka kuchh bhala ho..."ek junior ne photo session ke baad mujhse puchha...
us ladke ke aisa bolte hee waha mauzood baki ladko ne bhi hau-hau karna shuru kar diya..... "tips....hmm....'C' is the most adult/bad letter in the alphabet...for example....chut,chutiya, chutad, chus
,choochi ,chat ,chodu,chudai etc. etc. "
"are hum is tarah ke tips ki baat nahi kar rahe hai...humara matlab career..future se tha...kuchh advice do na..."
"le...ye to wahi baat ho gayi ki pyase se kue ka pata puchhna...chodu sale..."us junior ko dekhkar maine gala fad-fad kar khud se kaha ,lekin jab usne puchha tha to mujhe kuchh na kuchh to kahna hee tha aur mere khayal se maine aage jo kaha ,wo shayad kisi bhi sawal ke liye mera best answer tha....
"tumse behtar tumhare career...tumhare future ke baare me koyi nahi soch sakta.ek mahan purush the,unhone kaha tha ki 'aap hamesha waise hee bante ho ,jaisa ki aap sochate ho na ki jaisa dusare sochate hai.....best of luck..sorry mera matlab all the best...chod do duniya"
waha se nikalkar main wapas khane ki table ki taraf bhaga , jaha Pandey ji meri plate hath me liye hue ab tak khade the....
us waqt mujhe jaise yakin nahi ho raha tha ki aaj ke baad main kabhi class nahi jaunga, pata nahi mujhe ye yakin karne me mushkil kyun ho rahi thi ki aaj se main boring lectures attend nahi kar paunga....waise is baat se mujhe khush hona chahiye tha kyunki ab na to koyi assignment pura karna tha aur na hee koyi presentation dena tha...ab na to subah 9 baje uthne ki jaroorat thi aur na hee raat ko jaldi sone ki mazboori...in sabse mujhe bahut khush hona chahiye tha,kyunki vastav me ye wahi chize thi...jinki mujhe hamesha se chah thi...lekin main khush nahi tha ,zara sa bhi nahi...balki is waqt mere dimag ke background me ek music slowly-slowly baj raha tha aur hath me khane ki plate liye main slowly-slowly kayi logo ke baare me soch raha tha.... Sabse pahle maine jiske baare me socha wo mera dost Arun tha....
Arun : college me mujhse milne wala pahla insan...jo bilkul mere type ka hai. bas launde ki yaddasht thodi kam hai , jaise ki ise kuchh bola jaye ki 'chodu, ye baat kisi ko mat batana...to aksar ye wo baat josh-josh me dusaro ke samane bak deta hai...aur phhir mujhse galiya khata hai....'
.Naveen : shuruat me ye mere bahut karib raha ,lekin jab third semester se hum log branch wise divide hue to iska connection mujhse thoda toot gaya aur jab S.P. ke bunglow me Pandey ji ne iski bike thoki to uske baad mujhse iska connection puri tarahhee toot gaya....even hi, hello ki formality tak hum dono ab nahi nibhate.
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Bhupesh(B.H.U.) : isase meri dosti Arun ke karan hui thi aur Arun ke karan hee ye humare sath ek saal tak raha.waise ye launda mujhe kuchh khas pasand to nahi tha, lekin Arun aur Saurabh iske bare me bahut baate karte the, jiske karan mujhe bhi aisa dikhawa karna padta tha ki wo mera bahut achchha
dost tha. bhu ki mujhe sirf ek quality pasand thi aur wo ye ki bhu ko hamesha sare khabar ki jaankari rahti thi ,phhir chahe wo khabar college ki ho ya phhir duniya ki....
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Vibha : college me mujhse mili pahli ladki...darasal main jo baad me bana uski neev isne aur iske boyfriend-Varun ne milkar rakhi thi....baad me ye ek saal tak humare yaha teacher rahi aur mujhe hamesha apne subject me achchha number diya...Vibha ko main do karan se kabhi nahi bhool sakta
,pahla'A walk to jungle' aur dusara iske last words(fuck you) jo isne jate-jate mujhse kahe the....
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Deepika mam : iske bare me kya kahna...ek taraf isne mujhse apni gand marwayi aur dusari taraf meri khud bhi mari....college me ab tak ki best maal. I hope ki jo maine uske sath kiya ,uske baad wo mujhe zindagi bhar na bhoole aur mere lund ko hamesha yaad rakhe.
.Varun : is duniya me main sabse jyada jin logo se nafrat karta hoon, ye chutiya unme se ek hai...college me iski baadshahat kayi salo tak rahi lekin jab Sidar bhai ne hostel walo ko ek kiya to Varun ka patan hona shuru kiya aur aakhir me maine iski kabra banayi aur ise gaad diya....apne college ke aakhiri dino me Varun ki haalat ek kutte ki tarah thi aur ye 8 saal tak engineering karne ke bawzood engineering ki
degree hasil nahi kar paya aur college walo ne iski gand par laat marar ise bahar kar diya....
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Esha : Esha....my love. Jo meri zindagi me apne boyfriend ke sath aayi, lekin college ke aakhiri dino me meri girl-friend bani....ye ek aisi ladki thi ,jo mujhe bore kare ya mujhse ghisi-piti baatein kare to bhi mujhe bahut maza aata tha...waise isne to mujhe 8th semester me propose kiya tha lekin maine to ise teen-teen language me first semester me hee i love you bol diya tha...jiska pata ise abhi tak nahi hai...
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Gautam : Esha ke sath mila ek gift...ek aisa gift jo achchha hote hue bhi mujhe kabhi pasand nahi aaya. Yadi ye Esha ka boyfriend nahi hota aur mere samane jyada hoshiyari nahi chodta to zaroor main iski izzat karta ,par filhaal aisa kuchh bhi nahi tha aur hum dono ek-dusare ki surat tak se nafrate karte the, karte hai aur karte rahenge.....
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Sidar : Sidar ke college me aane se pahle aksar ye hota tha ki city ke launde hostel me ghuste aur hostel walo ko maar-peet kar chale jate the...lekin phhir is launde ne sabhi hostel walo ko ek sath kiya aur City walo ki wo haalat ki....ki ab City wale ya local launde hostel ka naam sunkar hee kaanp jate hai aur puri duniya ka ekmatra aisa insaan jiski baatein main mana karta tha.filhaal to wo is duniya me nahi hai, lekin unki yaadein hamesha mere sath is duniya me rahegi aur college me mera naam salo tak chale ya na
chale inka naam zaroor chalega, aisa mera manna tha.
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Divya : Esha ke sath ye bhi ek gift ke roop me meri zindagi me aayi thi...waise to shuru-shuru me ye meri fan thi lekin baad me jaise-jaise mera aur Gautam ka pyar parwan chadha,waise-waise iska behaviour badalta gaya...ye mujhe shuruat se hee pasand nahi thi ,lekin Arun aksar bola karta tha ki iska doodh bahut mast hai,par afsos ki main kabhi dekh nahi paya
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Saurabh : well, iski entry meri life me ek saal baad hui lekin jordar hui aur isi ne mujhe ye manne par majboor kar diya ki best friend ek nahi ,do bhi ho sakte hai ya phhir do se bhi jyada...
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Sulabh : meri tarah maha-ghamandi aur pure college me ise siway iski girl friend ke koyi dusari ladki pasand nahi thi....kabhi-kabhi ye aand kha jata hai lekin yadi dosto ko madad ki jaroorat ho to kabhi apne hath khade nahi karta...phhir chahe wo madad ka samay exam ke ek raat pahle kisi ko pura topic padhane ka kyun na ho.
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Megha : Sulabh ki girl friend aur college ka ekmatra aisa couple jiske bare me maine kabhi ulti baat nahi ki...
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Rajshri Pandey : Pandey ji se meri pahchan ,Sidar bhai ke karan hui thi....dil ka saaf aur mera sabse bada chela...Humare college me Gutkhe ka brand ambassador.
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Angelina : iski entry meri life me kisi toofan ki tarah hui thi aur yadi ye mere college me padhti to main yakin ke sath kah sakta hoon ki mujhe isase pyar ho jata...main Angelina ke sath mushkil se teen din raha tha, par wo teen din meri life ke sabse yaadgar teen dino me se the...kul-milakar main kahu to yadi mujhe ye ab mil jaye to main Esha ko chhodkar isase direct shadi kar loon...i really like her
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Chhatrapal : Chhatrapal yani ki chhatru...ye mujhe sirf isliye nahi pasand tha kyunki ye bhi meri tarah philosophy jhadta tha aur mauke bemauke bina maange mujhe salaah diya karta tha...wo to teacher hone ke karan maine lihaaj kiya ,warna isko apne shabdo se aisa chodta ki mere pair pakad kar mujhse maanfi mangte hue kahta"guru ji maafi dai do, humse galti hoyi gawa..."
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Aradhna : meri zindagi ki pahli girlfriend...jo ki thik ek normal ladki ki tarah thi...dusari ladkiya jaha mere paas tak nahi bhatakti thi wahi ye mere sath tandav karne me lagi rahti thi....Aradhna khud ko bahut funny samajhti thi aur aksar facebook, magzine ,nana-nani ki kahaniya kitab ke aise sade hue jokes marti thi, jisase better joke to main tab marta tha jab main kg-1 me tha....maine iska dil toda lekin mujhe kabhi bura nahi laga aur na hee mujhe aisa karte waqt mujhe Aradhna se koyi sympathy thi...bas dil kiya aur maine uska dil tod diya....
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Us din farewell me dimag ke background me baj rahe music ke dauran mujhe apne bare me ek aur baat pata chali ,jo ye ki yadi mere dost khaskar ke Arun aur Saurabh mere sath na ho to main bhi ek normal ladke ki tarah emotional ho sakta hoon...kyunki Esha mujhse door bhag rahi thi aur mujhe mere dosto ke bina waha party me bilkul bhi maja nahi aa raha tha....mere sath Rajshri Pandey jaroor tha, lekin uske hone ka kuchh khas asar mujhpar nahi hua....
"abey main nikalta hoon...mujhe neend aa rahi hai...."bahana marte hue main bola...
"lekin Arman bhai...abhi to laundo ki daru party aur langar dance baki hai...itani jaldi sokar kya karoge aur waise bhi kal se college thode hee jana hai aapko...."
"ab college nahi jana to kya main raat ko sona band kar doon....tu sath chalta hai to chal,mujhse faltu ki bakwas mat kar...."
"aap jao, main aata hoon thodi der me..."
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Pandey ji se vida lekar main Country Club se bahar jaane laga lekin us waqt mujhe kya maloom tha ki Aradhna ke roop me ek dhamaka country club se bahar jane wale raaste me mera intezaar kar raha tha....Aradhna akele waha khadi thi.shuru me to uspar meri nazar nahi padi...lekin jab nazar padi tab tak
peechhe hatne ka rasta hee nahi bacha...isliye mazboor hokar mujhe Aradhna ke paas jana pada.... "hi...how are you...."
"Arman sir...i love you...please mere sath...."
"ruk...please aisi baatein mat kar....warna khamkha do-char baatein sun legi mujhse.ek baat bata...college ke itane sare ladko ko chhodkar tujhe main ek akela hee mila kya , jaana apna rasta naap kyun mera mood kharab kar rahi hai aur waise bhi ab main is college me do-char dino ka mehmaan hoon to uske baad to ye sab hota hee na, jo kuchh din pahle maine kar diya....zara soch main kitna achchha hoon jo tujhe latka kar nahi rakkha...meri taraf se free chhoot hai tujhe,kisi bhi ladke ko pakad le...." "iska matlab aapki pahle se hee planning thi ki jab tak college me rahoge mere maje lutoge aur phhir chale jaoge..."
"aur nahi to kya....tune kya socha main tujhse shadi karunga...apne dimag ka ilaaz karwa aur life me aage badh.waise bhi darwin chaha ka ek siddhant hai ki 'is duniya me wahi jeene ke layak hai, jo situation ke according khud ko dhaal le...warna tujhe jaisi ladki ki duniya tarah-tarah se legi...be a mard.good bye "
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"lekin...sir..."rote hue Aradhna itna hee boli...
"sorry babes...main emotional proof hoon.isliye tum chahe apni aankho se aansu bahao ya phhir apni dono aankhe hee nikal kar mere samane rakh do.mujhe koyi fark nahi padne wala aur aainda mere samane mat aana, warna main kya kar sakta hoon ,ye apne door ke bhai...kallu se puchh lena..."Aradhna ke aansuo ne to phhir bhi mujhpar koyi asar nahi kiya...lekin jab wo rone lagi to meri fati aur main waha se bhaga.....
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Anchoring karne ke dauran ghanto khade hone ke karan main bahut thak gaya tha ,isliye hostel ki taraf aate hue maine seedha plan banaya tha ki abhi jakar mast sona hai aur subah Esha ko call karke do-char lambe-chaude dialogue dena hai....
"aa gaya lawde...kitna selfish hai be, akele-akele daru pee li aur hume puchha tak nahi...dekh kaise gala sukh raha hai mera aur Saurabh to pyas se tadapte-tadapte bhagwan ko pyar ho gaya...."mujhe dekh Arun bola...
Arun is waqt apne bed par aise baitha tha ,jaise baba Ramdev subah-subah yoga karte waqt baithte hai....Main chup-chap andar aaya to Arun upar chhat ki taraf dekhte hue bola....
"hey uparwale...Saurabh ko narak me hee bhejna,bahut badmash launda hai....use garam tel ki kadhayi me daalkar talna aur pakode banakar sabko khila dena....Arman ,chal palthi markar baith ja,yoga karte hai..."
mujhe maloom tha ki is waqt banda daru peekar tann hai ,isliye iski kisi bhi baat ka virodh karna yaha tak ki isase baat bhi karna matlab puri raat ullu ki tarah jagna tha.isliye main abki baar bhi kuchh nahi bola aur chup-chap apne bistar par let gaya... neend to mujhe gand fad lagi thi, lekin machchharo ne sona haram kar rakha tha.
"Arman lund...mujhe wo laudi Aradhna mili thi....sali pagla gayi hai, bol rahi thi ki....yaad nahi kya bol rahi thi.lekin itna jaroor yaad hai ki kuchh khatarnak bol rahi thi,jise sunkar meri aur Saurabh ki gand fat gayi thi...."
"are kuchh nahi lawda...aisich emotional blackmail kar rahi hai...apne aapko bahut turramkhan samajhti hai.bolti hai ki lawda shadi karo...jaise duniya ki baki laundiya mar gayi hai..."
"kar le shadi... kar le...mast gand hai. "
"itni hee pasand hai to tu hee ghus ja uske gand me...mujhe kyun bol raha hai.BC ne jeena haraam karke rakha hai.har kahi tapak padti hai...tu dekhna yadi agli bar mujhe kahi dikhi na to...to....main seedhe uske mu me lund dunga."
"maine to pahle hee kaha tha beta ki mat jao uske karib...lekin tujhe hee jhanda fahrane ka bada shauk tha..."neend se jagte hue Saurabh bola....
"tu to so raha tha na be..."
"laad mera so raha tha...Arun chutiyapa kar raha tha ,isliye sone ka natak kiya....ye aalund bol raha tha ki chal aaj raat bhar na sokar yoga karte hai...."
"Saurabh tu kuchh bhi bol ,lekin ye Arman lund hai bada ghamandi...sala dusare ki koyi parvaah
nahi.main kya bolta hoon,sale ka khoon karke thoda punya kamate hai..." "baat to sahi hai...zindagi me ghamand karna thik nahi hai"
"yadi tumhari zindagi me ghamand karne layak kuchh bhi nahi to phhir tumhari zindagi thik nahi... "maine kaha...
"tum lodu, marne ke baad narak me hee jaoge aur yadi narak jaane se bachna chahte ho to baba Arun ke sath yoga ka abhyas karo.baba Arun tumhare sare papo ko ,jo tumne ab tak kiye hai...unhe maaf kar denge aur tumhe apni sharan me lekar tumhari roj gand marenge...aao balak Arman...baba Arun ke lund ko pranam karo..."
"jyada bolega na to main pankhe ka taar nikal dunga,phhir garmi me karna yoga....aur lawda narak me jane ki dhamki kise de raha...main to narak me hee jaunga, bhale mujhe swarg hee offer kyun na ho..." Pankhe ke taar nikal dene ki meri dhamki se aur gand-fad garmi me machchharo ke sath raat bitane ke dar ne Arun ka to muh band kar diya...lekin dusari taraf Saurabh ka muh ab bhi khula tha.
."to tu swarg nahi jana chahta..." "ek shart par..."
"ek shart par....bol to aise raha hai ,jaise bahut bada mahapurush ho.waise shart kya hai..." "shart...shart ye hai ki main swarg tabhi jaunga jab mujhe waha ka raja banayenge aur chodne ke liye har din nayi maal denge...warna main narak ki raah pakad lunga...."
"aur narak me rakshas jab teri lenge ,tab kya karega..."
"laad...kuchh nahi ukhad payenge mera...jab mujhe tel ki garam kadhayi me dalenge tab main usme tairunga aur tair-tair kar...tair-tair kar sunami laa dunga.jab koyi aag me pel ke tapi sariya meri taraf karega to main us sariya ko muh me le lunga aur thanda karke steam generate karunga aur phhir us steam se turbine+generator connect karke electrical energy paida karunga aur salo ko electricity ka aisa jhatka dunga ki gand se mutth aur lund se se goo niklega....."
"chup kar re lawda....kaan se blood nikal jayega yadi aur kuchh kaha tha...bhaiya aap mahan ,aapki jubaan mahan...main chala sone..."
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Narak-swarg ko lekar maine Saurabh ki jo fadi,uske baad wo seedha sokar hee raha.
dusara din mere liye bahut si surprise lekar aaya.Main un dino sapne me bhi nahi soch sakta tha ki koyi mujhpar hamla kar sakta hai ya mere khilaf koyi planning kar sakta hai....farewell ki raat ki agli subah mujhe bilkul bhi pasand nahi aa rahi thi...dil kiya ki daru pee loon,lekin kal raat ke mere invention 'leave daru...live life ' ke karan main ruk gaya aur cigarette lene ke liye hostel ke ek ladke ke sath dukan ki taraf nikal pada....
"Arman bhai...chalo na ek jagah se hokar aate hai..5-10 minute lagenge bas..."
"kaha...pahle bola hota to gadi lekar aate...."us launde ko saaf mana karte hue maine dukandar se kaha"lawde ,kharab cigarette di na to chodunga yahi par...ekdum fresh maal dena..."
"are bas yahi...ek dost se milkar aate hai...hostel ke peechhe ,paas me jo colony hai na...waha rahta hai.."
"waha to bilkul nahi jaunga....us mohalle ki ladkiya,sali buri nazar se mujhe dekhti hai...upar se 15-20 minute ka raasta hai..."
" are chalo na Arman bhai...aap chaloge to thoda rola rahega.aapke rahte hue waha ki ladkiya meri taraf bhi ek-do baar dekh lengi..."
"kaisa gay aadmi hai be,...jabarjasti chalne ke liye force kar raha hai..." "are chalo na Arman bhai...5 minute to lagega bas...kitna paisa hua yar..."
us launde ne turant cigarette ke paise diye aur mujhe apni sath us colony ki taraf le jaane laga,jaha uska dost rahta tha....
"pura aand kha gaya tu ,subah-subah...ye 5 minute ka rasta hai...10 minute already ho chuke hai aur lawda abhi to sirf aadha raasta paar hua hai..."
"ek shortcut se le chalta hoon...jaldi pahuch jayenge..."bolkar wo launda jhadiyo ke beech me se ghus gaya aur uske peechhe-peechhe main bhi ghus gaya....lekin jab bahar nikle to saamne koyi colony nahi balki humara khoni ground tha...jaha 20-25 ladke apna chehara scarf se dhake hue khade the....shuru me to mujhe samajh nahi aaya ,lekin waha kya ho raha hai aur kya hone wala hai ,ye main turant samajh gaya....
"madarchod..."hostel ke jis launde ne mujhe yaha tak laya tha ,uske muh me jor se ek mukka marte hue maine kaha....
mera mukka seedhe uske honth par pada, jisase uska honth to fata hee sath me khoon ki bauchhar uske muh se nikalne lagi.....
"BC ,mujhe pelne ka plan bana rahe the to kuchh achchha plan banate...ye bhi koyi plan hai....lawda isase achchha plan to main tab bana leta tha...jab main plan ki spelling tak nahi janta tha....huh. BC ek superhero ko aise chutiye plan se maroge...."
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"ek kaam karta hoon,puri taaqat lagakar bhagta hoon aur yadi 5 minute bhi bhagta raha to hostel
pahuch jaunga....lekin isase to meri izzat par thappa lag jayega.yadi maine aisa kiya to in kutto aur mujhme kya antar rah jaunga....lekin lawda maar khane me kaunsi izzat badhti hai, usme to aur bhi naam kharab hoga..."
Aain waqt par mera dimag apne aim se divert ho gaya tha kyunki jaha mujhe khud ko bachane ke ideas sochane chahiye the waha main soch raha tha ki bhagne me jyada izzat rahegi ya phhir do-char ko maarkar mar khane me jyada izzat rahegi.sala ajeeb situation thi waha par...ek taraf wo mujhe kis-kis tarah marna chahiye ye soch rahe the wahi dusari taraf main bhag jaun ya yahi khada rahu ye soch raha tha......
"abhi exam ko 15 din baki hai...tab tak to thik hee ho jaunga...phhir inme se har ek ko zinda yahi par gadunga...to finally fix hua ki kisi ek ka scarf apun ko ladayi ke waqt nikal kar use pahchan lena hai aur phhir usase yaha mauzood ek-ek ki identity lekar in sabki gand marni hai...."
ye sab sochkar maine un sabhi scarf bandhe hue ladko se kaha"maro na be, kya dekh rahe ho...jaldi maro thik hone me bhi to time lagega na...warna phhir main tum logo ko zinda kaise gadunga aur ek baat mujhe marte waqt yaad rakhna ki jo mujhe jitna marega use main utna return bhi karunga aur beta,jo hostel se hai...wo to apni khair manaye kyunki hostel ke launde unhe zinda jala denge...pata nahi kya hoga tum logo ka...waise yaha aate waqt maine unhe khabar kar di thi aur meri mathematics kahti hai ki wo bas 5 minute me yaha aa jayenge...."
"iske paas mobile nahi hai, chodu bana raha hai hume...aate waqt hee maine sab check kar liya tha..."hostel ka jo launda mujhe yaha tak laya tha,apna honth sahlate-sahlate khada hua.....
"abey to jaroori hai kya ki main mobile se hee unhe khabar doon...shaktiman nahi dekha kya, jisme shaktiman...Geeta vishwas se aankh band karke baat karta tha....let me try one more time...wo kya hai na ki kal daru nahi pi to signal pakad nahi raha"aankhe band karke maine aise hee hostel wale laundo ko bulaya....
"are maro na isko...kyun khade ho aise..."ek ladka scarf utar kar mujhse bola
"tu to collector ka launda hai na...tu in sabme kab shamil ho ..sale dhokhebazo,..."
"koyi dhokha nahi hai aur tune hee us din sabke saamne kaha tha na ki'mayne ye nahi rakhta ki tum kaise karte ho...mayne ye rakhta hai ki tum kya karte ho'...isliye ab humne kaise kiya ispar koyi dhyan nahi dega balki humne tujhe buri tarah se mara ispar sab....."
"complete your sentence please...."collector ke launde ki bolti achanak beech me band hote hue dekh main bola....
"ye sab kaha se aa gaye...."gand fati me ek aur ne apna scarf neeche kiye aur wo ladka Mahant tha.... "salaaa...kaise din aa gaye hai mere..ab koyi bhi...waise inki achanak fat kyun gayi..."un sabko hakka- bakka dekhkar maine khud se kaha aur jis taraf dekhkar wo sab apna muh fade khade the ,maine us taraf dekha....
"oye BC hostel ke ladko ko kaise khabar hui...kahi sach me to mere andar shaktiman wali power nahi aa gayi aur jo maine thodi der pahle aankh band karke apna dar kam karne ke liye kaha tha,wo in sabne sun liya ho....."
Wo nazara dekhne layak tha, jab hostel ke saare ladke jhadiyo se kud-kud kar ground ki taraf daud rahe
the...kayi to waha se bhag nikle ,lekin jyada door tak nahi bhag paye...kyunki jis taraf wo bhage the,udhar se bhi hostel ke ladke aa rahe the.....
"shabash...ab in lawdo ko batata hoon ki marte kaise hai...."
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"tujhe pela to nahi ,in kutto ne..."Upar se neeche tak mujhe dekhkar Arun ne puchha aur phhir turant hee saamne khade Mahant ko pakad kar marne laga....
"sala ,itna bura to mujhe bhi nahi laga....ise kyun lag raha hai khair,pahle inko pelta hoon...."Mahant ko Arun se chhudakar maine kaha"mera goggle laya hai be..."
"kaisa bakchod aadmi hai be...humlog ki gand fati me thi ki tu maar na kha jaye aur...."
"rahne de...aise boring scene mat create kar ab..."Arun ko beech me hee rok kar maine Rajshri Pandey se kaha"ja be bhagkar pani lekar aa..."
"Pani...lekin kyun..."
"inka gala katne se pahle in sabko pani pila deta hoon...taki gala aasani se kate...ja bhagkar le aa..." "lekin main hee kyun,...kisi aur ko bolo "
"tu jayega ya nahi..."
"jab gardan hee katni hai to pani kyun pilana...moot pilayenge MCO ko..." "ja na ,inaam dunga..."
"tu kahi mat ja be...yahi rah."Pandey ji ke badhte kadam rokte hue Saurabh ne mujhse kaha"aur tu thoda serious ho ja...maine pahle bhi kaha tha aur ab bhi kah raha hoon..."
"serious ho jaun...lawda exam chal rahe hai kya..."
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Mera man tha ki main pahle individually sab par dialogues maru ,lekin Saurabh ke virodh aur gusse ne mujhe aisa nahi karne diya aur phhir hostel ke sabhi ladke milkar un sabko marne lage...siway collector ke ladke ko chhodkar....Mahant,Yashwant ka to maine soch liya tha ki wo dono waha honge, lekin main hairan tab hua jab waha maine Kaliya, Varun aur Naushad ko dekha......
"isko chhod...main dekhta hoon ise"Kaliya ke baal pakadte hue maine jor se uska sar ghumaya"kyun be incest lover....tu bhi. isko sabse jyada marna..."
Aur jab ek aur scarf hata aur mujhe Varun dikha to main aur chauka....
"hat sale ,failure se to main baat hee nahi karta...iske muh me danda dalkar ,gand se nikal do..." phhir main Naushad ki taraf badha...
"tu bhi...BC ,tum sab ye batao...kab se plan bana rahe the mujhe marne ka...mu me sharam bhi nahi hai.tum sabke...chhodna mat kisi ko.*** chod do inki..."
hostel ke lagbhag pure ladke waha ground me pahuch chuke the aur jo pahle nahi pahuche the wo dheere-dheere installment ke roop me waha aa rahe the.jitne launde milkar un 30 ladko ki pitayi kar rahe the,usase jyada waha khade hokar us sabka maza le rahe the.kuchh video bana rahe the to kuchh chilla-chilla kar bata rahe the ki kaise mare...koyi kahta ki ye fad do,koyi kahta wo fad do...koyi kahta yaha lund do to koyi kahta waha lund do....koyi kahta inke upar moot dete hai to koyi kahta nanga karke in sabko ghar bhejenge...kul-milakar jitne log waha the,utne type ke ideas mil rahe the....
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"Collector ke launde ka kya karna hai..."mere paas aakar Arun ne puchha...
"karna kya hai...use bhi mar,lawda kahi ka topchand hai kya...balki use sabse jyada mar..." "koyi ladka uspar hath nahi utha raha...sabko dar hai ki collector kahi uski baja na de..."
Maine bahut socha...pel ke socha ki us collector ke ladke ko mara jaye ya yun hee jane diya jaye...ek aam aadmi kahega ki chhod do lekin mujh jaisa ek mahan aadmi kahega ki chod do....waise mera dimag
collector ke ladko ko dekhkar mujhe kah raha tha ki wo danger zone hai aur mujhe waha entry nahi karni chahiye lekin usko main aise nahi jaane de sakta tha...
"la hockey stick de mujhe...."Arun se maine kaha... "pagal hai kya...jaane de use..."
"abey main marne nahi jaa raha ,main to bas aisich dialogue-bazi karne ja raha hai..." "sach..."
"teri kasam..."
Arun se hockey stick lekar main Collector ke ladke ke paas gaya.uski haalat is waqt bahut hee nazuk honi chahiye thi...lekin BC shaan se aise khada tha,jaise wo Arman ho aur hostel ke ladke mere gang ko dho rahe ho.
"kyun pe bhosad...gand fat gayi na..."
"maine tujhse pahle bhi kaha hai ki main tujhse nahi darta aur ab to aur bhi nahi darunga ,jab mujhe maloom ho ki inme se ek bhi banda mujhe hath tak ahi lagayega..."
"tujhse aisa kisne kaha..."
"mujhe maloom hai...maine aksar apne dosto ko aise khade rahkar maar khate hue dekha hai, lekin aaj tak kisi ne chhua nahi..."
"mere pair chhu..."
"itna bada fattu nahi hoon main..."
"okay...phhir.mujhe mat kahna ki maine tujhe kyun........mara."ek thappad marte hue main bola aur phhir hockey stick se head to foot uski massage karne laga...
abhi mera man bhi nahi bhara tha ki Arun aur baki ladko ne mujhe pakad liya. "lawde...bola tha,use hath mat lagana...kaisa jhat hai be...ab gand marana apni..."
"ab jab ise maar diya hai to,jo hona hai wo to hoga hee na...to kyun na thoda aur achchhe se mar loon.taki baad me mujhe tassali to rahe ki meri taraf se bhi koyi kami nahi hui thi"
Maine jo kaha tha wo un sabka khoon jalane ke liye kafi tha...lekin wo maine sahi hee kaha tha.isliye jin ladko ne mujhe pakda tha,unhone chhod diya aur Arun galiya bakta hua,waha se chala gaya...
"mayne ye nahi rakhta ki tum kaise karte ho, mayne ye rakhta hai ki tum kya karte ho....ye tujhe yaad tha na, to phhir tujhe wo bhi yaad hoga jo maine iske baad kaha tha ki'humne har us chiz ki kimat chukayi hai...jo hume mila hai' to tu janna chahega ki ye sab mujhe kis kimat me mila....ab jo bhi main tere sath karunga,wo tujhe zindagi bhar ye ahsaas dilayega ki apne baap ke dam par kabhi nahi udna chahiye...."uska pair pakad kar charo taraf ghaseetate hue maine kaha...
Collector ke ladko ko ghaseetate waqt mera jab bhi man karta main use ruk kar marne lagta aur jab mera man bhara tab maine use waise chhoda aur hath jhadte hue sabko waha se chalne ke liye kaha...... Mujhe chhodkar sab aapas me baat kar rahe the ki mujhe, collector ke ladke ko nahi marna chahiye tha.tabhi Rajshri Pandey peechhe se daudta hua aaya aur mujhse bola...
"Arun ka phone hai..."
"tu itna fati me kyun hai,mere dwara jhoothi kasam khane se mar gaya kya Arun...." "Aradhna ne suicide karne ki koshish ki hai..."
"dhat teri...zinda to hai na..."
"zinda hai...abhi aadhe ghante pahle ki khabar hai ,jiski khabar Arun bhai ko warden ne abhi hostel jaane par di."
"achchha hua ,zinda hain...ye lawda suicide karna aajkal ka fashion ban gaya hai...ab to usase kabhi baat tak nahi karunga...Arun ko bol,warden se puchhe ki wo kis hospital me hai aur warden se puchhane ke baad bike lekar ground ki taraf aaye..."
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Log kahte hai mujhe ghamand nahi karna chahiye lekin mere sath situation hee aisi paida hoo jati hai ki main ghamandi hone par mazboor ho jata hoon.ab aaj ke khooni ground ke khel ko udaharan ke taur par le lo....College ke ek se ek surmao ko pani pilane ke baad ab banda ghamand na kare to kya sharam kare. Waise bhi life me maza hawa ki taraf bahkar nahi aata ,uske khilaf jaakar aata hain,ye baat alag hai ki kabhi-kabhi yahich maza...saza de jati hai.
log kahte hai ki main jyada hawa me udta hoon lekin un baklolo ko kaun samjhaye ki duniya upar se hee khubsurat dikhti hai,neeche se to lagbhag sab kuchh badsurat hee hai.aisi lines main ghanto bol sakta hoon, lekin abhi Aradhna hospital me admit thi ,isliye main apne sapne se nikalkar vastavik duniya me aaya....jaha main , Pandey ji aur Arun bike par hospital ki taraf tezi se badh rahe the.
"dekh kar chalao ,Arun bhai...warna abhi to humlog kisi ka haal chal puchhane hospital ja rahe hai ,kahi thodi der baad log humara haal-chal puchhane na aa jaye..."
"lawde, tujhe bhai ki driving par shaq hai...ruk abhi tujhe main apna control dikhata hoon...."kahte hue Arun ne speed badha di....
"ek baat batao be, tumlog udhar kaise pahuche..." "kidhar...ground par..."
"hao..."
"wo to lawda mujhe kal hee hostel ke ek launde ne bata diya tha ki ,tujhe pelne ka plan Mahant aur Yashwant bana rahe hai.jo main tujhe kal batana bhool gaya aur subah-subah wahi launda aaya aur hum sabko jaga kar bola ki tujhe ground par gherne ka plan hai ,bas phhir kya tha...pahuch gaye hum log..." "aur ye ladka kaun tha,jisne mujhe bacha liya...use to oscar milna chahiye..."
"Mahant ke group ka hee ladka hai ,jisne ain waqt par dal badal liya,warna abhi main aur Pandey Aradhna ko nahi, tujhe dekhne ja rahe hote...."
"yadi wo Mahant ke group ka tha to phhir ground par kyun nahi tha...."
"tujhe kya lagta hai, bahane sirf tu hee bana sakta hai...usne bhi kuchh bahana bana diya hoga aur use ye sab itna exact isliye pata tha kyunki hume ye sab information dene wala aur koyi nahi balki Kaliya- Mahant ke room me rahne wala unka room partner tha..."
"lawde ke baal ,aalund...jab tujhe maloom tha ki wo log mujhe pelne ka programme bana rahe the to tune mujhe raat ko kyun nahi bataya....main pela jata to, tujhe maloom hai ki meri kitni fat gayi thi..." "ab lawda mujhe kya maloom tha ki roj 10 baje uthne wala ,aaj 8 baje uthkar beedi peene jayega...ek to sale subah jaldi uthkar ghor paap karta hai ,upar se ilzaam mere upar daal raha hai...hat lawda, baat mat kar tu mujhse, utar bike se..."
"jyada hoshiyari mat jhad...nahi to uthakar neeche fek dunga..."
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Jab mujhe pata chala tha ki Aradhna ne suicide kiya hai to main bahut tension me aa gaya tha lekin jab mujhe ye maloom chala ki wo zinda hai to main utna hee relax bhi ho gaya....lekin jo main soch raha tha..halaat usase jyada kharab the, bahut jyada kharab....jiska pata mujhe hospital pahuch kar laga.... Hospital me pahuchane wala main akela nahi tha ,waha mere pahuchane se pahle hee college ke bahut se log mauzood the, jisme Girls hostel ki warden, uski friends aur kuchh ladke the,jinka room hospital se thodi doori par hee tha...
"jao be ,puchhkar aao ki wo ab kaisi hai aur ye zaroor puchhna ki Aradhna ne suicide kyun kiya...." "chal Pandey..."Arun ne kaha...
"tu mat ja...Rajshri Pandey ko akele bhej...ja be Pandey A to Z ,sab kuchh pata karke aana...."
Main aur Arun College ke baki logo se bahut door hee baithe aur Rajshri Pandey ,un sabki taraf jaankari ikattha karne gaya....Rajshri Pandey, bahut der tak unlogo se baat karta raha aur jaise-jaise samay aage badhta ,Pandey ji ki shakl ki rangat khatam hoti ja rahi thi...jiske karan mera bhi gala sukhta ja raha tha ki tabhi Arun ne mujhse puchha...
"abey ,Arman...kahi Aradhna teri vajah se to....." "hat sale...is time par mazak mat kar..."
"main mazak nahi kar raha...tune ,use chhod diya kahi isliye to usne suicide nahi kiya....."
"pa...pagal hai kya be.Pyar me bhi koyi suicide karta hai...yaha universe har ek second me millions mile expand ho raha hai aur tu un purani baaton ko lekar pada hai...."maine khud ko nirdosh sabit karne ke liye hadbadahat me bola"aur ye bosdiwala, Pandey...waha ladkiyo ko line marne laga kya...jo abhi tak wapas nahi aaya..."
Meri ye gali turant asar kar gayi aur Rajshri Pandey apni baat-chit khatam karke humari taraf aane laga....Shuru-shuru me jab main hospital ke andar aaya tha tab maine socha tha ki Aradhna bilkul thik hogi aur bed par sharam ke mare apna sar jhukaye padi hogi...jaha jaakar main usase kahunga ki'kaise be...zinda kaise bach gayi...' lekin yaha aakar maine jo scene dekha use dekhkar main itna bechain ho gaya ki Pandey ji ke humare paas pahuchane se pahle hee main apni jagah par khada hua aur turant Pandey ji ki taraf chal diya.....jiske karan College se jo-jo log waha mauzood the, un sabki nazar mujhpar pad gayi.....
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"Arman bhai, abhi aap chup-chap mere sath bahar chalo, bahar sabkuchh batata hoon..." "hua kya...wo thik to hai na..."
"I.C.U. me hai...doctors bol rahe hai ki 50-50 ka chance hai...abhi aap bahar chalo, warna yadi college ke ladkiyo ne aapko yaha dekh liya to kahi bawaal na macha de...aap mere sath seedhe bahar chalo..."
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Waha se bahar aane ke baad Rajshri Pandey ne wo sab kuchh bataya, jo use Aradhna ki saheliyo se pata chala tha...jiske anusar...Aradhna ne kal subah rat poison khaya tha, lekin rat poison ne turant asar nahi kiya aur dopahar tak uski tabiyat jab kuchh down hui to use hostel me hee glucose ke kuchh bottle chadha diye gaye, jiske baad wo kuchh der tak thik rahi aur phhir aadhe-ek ghante ke liye farewell party me bhi aayi.Farewell party se aane ke baad uski tabiyat phhir kharab hui aur jab uski saheliyo ne warden ko iski khabar di to Warden ne use hospital me admit hone ke liye kaha...lekin Aradhna ne hee hospital jane se mana kar diya aur phhir raat ko neend ki kayi goliya khakar so gayi lekin aaj subah hote hee uski halaat bahut jyada kharab ho gayi....jiske baad emergency me use yaha hospital laya gaya.
Rajshri Pandey ne mujhe Aradhna ke suicide ki vajah bhi batayi aur wo Vajah main tha...jiska ullekh Aradhna ne bakayada suicide letter likhkar kiya tha, jo pahle Aradhna ki saheliyo ko mila aur phhir uski saheliyo ke dwara warden ko......
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"abey mahan chutiye....."apna matha pakad kar Arun bola"ye kya kiya tune.....udhar collector ke ladke ka case aur idhar ye Aradhna ka suicide case...."
"aisa thode hota hai...college ke kitne ladke-ladkiya ek-dusare ko aise dhokha dete hai...to kya sab suicide kar le....isme meri kya galti hai..."
"teri pahli galti ye hai ki tune ek galat ladki ko dhokha diya aur dusari galti ye ki usne tera name bhi mention kar diya hai....."
"ruk ja...kuchh nahi hoga.sochane de mujhe..."idhar-udhar chalte hue maine apne 1400 gm ke dimag par jor dala ki mujhe ab kya karna chahiye....lekin main jab bhi kuchh sochane ki koshish karta, main jab bhi in sabse nikalne ke baare me sochta to Aradhna ki farewell ki raat wali surat mujhe dikhne lagti....jiske karan mera sochna to door ,aankh band karke lambi saanse tak lena dushwar ho gaya...
"BC...kuchh samajh nahi aa raha....bacha le uparwale, ab se no daru...no ladki...Esha se bhi break-up kar lunga...nahi break-up nahi, kahi usne bhi Aradhna ki tarah suicide kiya to ,tab to main chus lunga....Esha...Esha se yaad aaya, usne bhi to ek baar Suicide karne ki koshish ki thi, jiski vazah Gautam tha....lekin use kuchh nahi hua tha....yesss...Arun ,idhar aa bhi...is problem se bahar nikalne ka solution mil gaya.. .kisi vakil se jaan-pahchan hai kya teri...meri ek se hai ,lekin wo sala dusare state me rahta
hai...jaldi bata...kisi vakil ko janta hai kya..." "haan...ek hai..."
"call kar use jaldi aur sari baat bata..."
"abey, tune socha kya hai pahle ye to bata aur aise fati me mat rah...aise ghabrate hue tujhe pahle kabhi dekha nahi ,isliye mujhe bekar lag raha hai...."
"thik hai..."maine apni aankhe band ki aur jaisa ki maine pahle bhi bataya ki Aradhna ki tasveer meri aankho ke saamne tandav kar rahi thi...uske bawzood maine ek lambi saans bhari aur aankh band kiye hue bola"Ek baar Esha ne suicide kiya tha Gautam ki vazah se...lekin Gautam ko kuchh nahi hua tha...isliye plan ye hai ki hum bhi wahi karenge ,jo Gautam ne kiya tha...."
"lekin Gautam ne kya kiya tha...ye kaun batayega...."
"dhat teri ki...ab ek aur jhanjhat...ruk thodi der sochane de mujhe...."main phhir Arun se thodi door aaya aur waha paas me lage chhote-chhote paudho ki pattiyo ko masalte hue ye sochane laga ki ab kya karu....kaise maloom karu, wo sab kuchh...jo Gautam ne first year me kiya tha.....
mujhe koyi idea to nahi mila,lekin anjaane me mere dwara paudho ki pattiyo ka tutna dekh, waha se thodi door par khade worker ne mujhe aawaz dekar danda dikhate hue waha se door hatne ki salaah di....
"iski maa ka...yaha itna serious matter chal raha hai aur ise global warming ki padi hai..."badbadate hue maine us paudhe ko jad se pura ukhad kar us worker ke saamne wahi fek diya....jiske baad wo worker daudte hue meri taraf aane laga...."maa chod dunga teri...nahi to jaha khada hai ,wahi ruk ja...BC aandu-pandu samajh rakha hai kya, jo mujhe danda dikha raha tha...gand me dam hai to aa lawda. Pahle tujhe hee niptata hoon, baki baad me dekhunga...."
gusse se meri dahad sunkar wo worker ruk gaya aur apne sathiyo ko bulane ke liye chala gaya... "Pandey ,chal gadi nikal....ye satak gaya hai ab..."bolkar Arun mujhe hospital se bahar le aaya.....
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aise mauke par mujhe ek shanti ka mahol chahiye tha, jaha koyi mujhe disturb karne wala na ho lekin wahi shanti ka mahol mujhe naseeb nahi ho raha tha.Hospital ke gate ke bahar dusari side kayi chay- pani walo ne apna dera jama rakha tha...jisme se ek par Aradhna ki kuchh saheliya apna sar pakad kar baithi hui thi....aur mujhe Arun ke sath ,bahar khada dekh,sab mujhe dekhkar man me galiya dene lagi...jisase mera mind aur divert hua...
"Arman...ekdum shant rahna.Sona aa rahi hai idhar...isliye wo jo kuchh bhi bole, chup-chap sun lena...."Ek ladki ko apni taraf aate dekh Arun ne khuspusate hue kaha....
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"ab yar tu ,aise situation me aisi tharki baat kaise kar sakta hai...idhar main itni pareshani me hoon aur tu Sona...chandi ki baat kar raha hai..."bolte hue maine aankhe band ki...Aradhna mujhe phhir dikhi aur maine lambi saans li....
"kaisa baklol hai be....tu bas usase bahas mat karna...."
"abhi mera dimag bahut jyada kharab hai ,yadi usne kuchh ant-shant baka to ,do char hath jama bhi dunga...do case ho hee chuka hai, teesara bhi jhel lunga..."
"mere baap...kuchh der ke liye Charlie Chaplin ban ja...." "Charlie Chaplin...matlab kuchh na bolu..."
"matlab...jis din Charlie Chaplin ke ghar me tragedy hui thi us din ka uska act ab tak ka best act mana gaya hai...isliye tu bhi ekdum waisich cool rahna...ab chup ho ja..wo aa gayi..."
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Arun ke karan main chup ho gaya.Sona humare paas aakar kuchh der tak apne kamar me hath rakhkar mujhe dekhti rahi aur main kabhi baye to kabhi daye dekhta.maine kuchh der tak intezaar kiya ki wo mujhe ab gali degi...ab gali degi.lekin jab wo mujhe kuchh bolne ke bajay sirf ghoorati rahi to main bola...
"jo bolna hai ,bol na jaldi...." "sharam aa rahi hai thodi ,bahut..." "sharam hee to mujhe nahi aati...."
"disgusting....jab se Aradhna ke suicide ke bare me uske papa ko pata chala hai, unhe hosh tak nahi...idhar Aradhna apni zindagi se lad rahi hai aur udhar uske papa....kya bigada tha usne tera, jo use aisa karne par majboor kar diya.jab pyar tha hee nahi ,tab kyun uske sath sambandh rakha tune....bloody hell...."
Sona jaise-jaise mujhe sunati,Arun mera hath utni hee jor se daba kar shant rahne ka ishara karta...meri aadat ke hisab se to main kisi ka lecture sun nahi sakta tha ,isliye main ye sochane laga ki Esha se kaise maloom kiya jaye ki usne jab suicide karne ki koshish ki thi to aage kya hua tha.....
"idhar dekh idhar..."bolkar Sona ne dusari taraf dekh rahe mere chehre ko apne hatho se pakad kar apni taraf kiya....
"teri maa ki....hath kaise lagaya be tune...jyada kachar-kachar karegi to kachcha chaba jaunga.bol to aise
rahi hai jaise maine khud ne chuhe marne wali dawa laakar use diya aur bola ho ki'le kha aur mar ja'...khud to dus-dus launde ghumati hai aur mujhe yaha aakar naseehat de rahi hai....bhool gayi pichhale saal jab ek ladka tere karan Yashwant se maar khaya tha.sali khud to kayi ladko ki zindagi barbaad kar di aur yaha mujhe suna rahi hai..."
is beech Arun ne mera hath dabana jari rakha isliye maine uska hath jhatakte hue kaha...
"hath chhod be tu...ise aaj goli de hee deta hoon, bahut shan-patti kar rahi hai apun se....tune kya socha tha ki tu yaha aayegi aur mujhe chamka kar apne saheliyo ke saamne deenge hakegi .wo aur ladke honge jinpar tu hukumat karti hogi...mujhse thoda door rahna...warna jab security officer mere paas aayegi tu tera naam le lunga aur kahunga ki'tune mujhe aisa karne ke liye kaha tha'...ab chal nikal yaha se..." "maine sahi suna tha tere baare me...tujhe ladkiyo se baat karne ki tameej nahi hai..."
"abey nikalti hai yaha se...ya tameej sikhaun tujhe main...aur by the way, tujhe bahut tameej hai ladko se baat karne ka....sali........."mere muh se aage bas galiya hee nikalne wali thi ki main chup ho gaya.... "abhi chahe kitna bhi akad le ,ye sab karke tujhe raat me bahut tension hogi.tujhe neend tak nahi aayegi...."
"apun ki life me jab tak tension na ho to tension ke bina neend hee nahi aati...ab tu chal ja..." "how dare you..."
"aa gayi na apni aaukat pe...char saal me english ka sirf ek line sikha'how dare you'....ab chal isi ke aage english me bol ke dikha...."
iske baad Sona kuchh nahi boli aur chup-chap udhar se jaane lagi....lekin main phhir bhi chillate hue bola..
"apne kaan ke sath apna sab kuchh khol sun le...ye sar sirf tirange ke aage jhukne ke liye bana hai...ladkiyo ke samane nahi aur tujh jaisi ladki ke samane to bilkul bhi nahi...agli baar se kisi ladke ko kuchh bolne se pahle soch lena kyunki har ladke tere boyfriends ki tarah jhandu nahi hote...kuchh jhande bhi gaad dete hai..."
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Sona ke jane ke baad ,main Arun ke sath kuchh der wahi khada raha aur jaise hee Rajshri Pandey bike nikalkar bahar aaya...hum dono bike par baithkar hospital se nikal liye....
"Esha se puchhu kya be...batayegi na..."
"dekh le...direct mat puchhna...thoda ghooma-fira kar baat karna..."Arun bola...
"main kya bolta hoon Arman bhai...Esha ko sab kuchh sach bata do aur phhir puchho....mujhe pakka yakin hai ki wo zaroor madad karegi..."peechhe mudkar Rajshri Pandey ne kaha...
"tu lawde seedhe dekhkar bike chala aur jab mujhe yakin nahi hai ki sach batane se Esha help karegi to tujhe kaise yakin hai be...chutiye...ab ,lawda tum dono me se koyi kuchh mat bolna,main call kar raha hoon uske paas..."
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Main hamesha se yahi manta hua chala aa raha tha ki mere samane koyi si bhi dikkat...kaisi bhi pareshani aaye ,main un sabko badi aasani se jhel sakta hoon aur mera yahi bhram mujhe us waqt himmat de raha tha ki main kuchh na kuchh to aisa soch hee lunga, jo mujhe is problem se bahar nikalega....log kahte hai ki mujhme ghamand bahut hai ,mujhe ghamand nahi karna chahiye ,lekin ab unko ye kaun samjhaye ki yahi ghamand to hai, jo mujhe buzdil nahi banata......
maine bike par baithe-baithe apni aankhe band ki aur phhir lambi saans li....us waqt yun aankhe band karke apne fefado ko hawa se bharne me mujhe achchha feel ho raha tha aur meri bechaini bhi kam ho rahi thi....
"hello...."Esha ke call recieve karte hee main bol pada"mere mobile par abhi Divya ka messege aaya
tha...usne mujhse kaha hai ki tum Gautam se pyar karti ho aur first year me tumne Gautam ke liye suicide bhi kiya tha...."
"sab purani baat hai...tum na hee puchho..."jis tezi ke sath maine sawal kiya ,usi tezi ke sath Esha ki taraf se jawab aaya....
"purani daru aur purani ghatnaye hamesha hee asardar hoti hai...."
"maine tumse kabhi Aradhna ke baare me puchha, jo tum mujhse Gautam ke baare me puchh rahe ho...."
"abhi dialogue-dialogue khelne ka time nahi hai.....jaldi bata,,.." "puchhate raho..main nahi batane wali..."
"thik hai, phhir...mujhse milne ek ghante baad City Care me aa jana...." "kyun..."
"kyunki main is waqt Hostel ki chhat me khada hoon aur bas kudne wala hoon....zinda raha to mil lena
,warna door se dekhkar chale jana...."Mobile ko thodi door le jate hue maine Pandey ji se kaha"bike rok side me aur mera naam chillana..."
" to main kaha tha...haan yaad aaya, main suicide karne wala tha...mujhe jab se Divya ne ye messege kiya hai tabse do-teen heart attack aa chuke hai...pani peeta hoon to pyas aur lagti hai, khana khata hoon to bhookh aur badhti hai....jaldi se bata,warna bas main kudne hee wala hoon...."
"chillao be..."Rajshri Pandey ko ek jhapad markar maine kaha aur mera jhapad khakar wo turant chillane laga....
"Arman bhai....Arman bhai.....Arman bhai...."
"bose dk naam hee leta rahega ya aage bhi kuchh bolega...."dusara jhapad markar main dheere se bola...
"Arman bhai...neeche aa jao, warna giroge to hath pair toot jayenge..." "abey hath ,pair nahi...main mar jaunga seedhe ye bol..."
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Rajshri Pandey ne waisa hee bola ,jise sunne ke baad Esha ki jeebh ladkhadane lagi aur main samajh gaya ki Aradhna ke suicide se bachne ke liye mujhe apne suicide ka khel bas thodi der tak aur jaari rakhna hai...
"ab bolti hai ya main jump maru..."
"thik hai.....tum pahle wapas neeche utar jao....wo Gautam ne mujhe chhodane ki dhamki di thi...isliye maine suicide kiya tha..."
"bas itna hee...how boring. Maine socha kuchh interesting matter raha hoga....uske baad kya hua..." "uske baad main hospital me kuchh din rahi aur phhir wapas ghar aa gayi..."
"koyi case nahi kiya tha tumne ya tumhare gharwalo ne..."mudde par aate hue maine Esha se Puchha... "nahi...shuru me shayad mere dad ne FIR ki thi ,Gautam ke khilaf...lekin unke lawyer ne mere bachne ke baad mere dad ko case wapas lene ke liye convince kar liya....that's all"
"phone rakh ab....baad me baat karta hoon...chal bye.""are...aise kaise..."Esha kuchh aur bolti usase pahle hee maine call disconnect kar diya aur Arun ko ghaseet kar apni taraf kheenchate hue bola"tu apne pahchan wale jis lawyer ki baat kar raha tha na,use phone karke uske pair pakad le aur pura matter bak dal..."
"abhich call karu"
"nahi...abhi kyun call karega...ek saal baad karna.."
"wo to main isliye puchh raha tha kyunki wo teri tarah fizool insaan nahi hai...Advocate hai wo..." "Arun bhai...Advocate kya karega is matter me ,lawyer ko call karo...jo kala coat pahan kar adalat me
jata hai..."
"abey chutiye....."call karte hue Arun mujhse bola"isko samjha kuchh..."
"tu idhar aa side me..."Rajshri Pandey ko thodi door laate hue maine kaha"Advocate bhi lawyer hee hota hai be , lawde...."
"matlab..."
"ab matlab kaise samjhaun tujhe....matlab jaye gand marane abhi tu chup rah, hostel jaakar Google maharaj se puchh lena..."
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Esha se baat karne par mujhe kuchh khas madad nahi mili kyunki Lawyer wala idea to mere dimag me pahle hee aa gaya tha...lekin Esha se baat karne ke baad jo mujhe pata chala wo ye ki , main ab buri tarah se fas gaya hoon kyunki Esha ke case me uske dad ne compromise kar liya tha aur Esha zinda bhi bach gayi thi .Mere case me filhaal abhi to aisa kuchh bhi nahi tha...kyunki na to Aradhna ka baap mujhse compromise karne wala tha aur na hee abhi ye sure tha ki Aradhna zinda bach jayegi.... "bhatti bhaiya bol rahe hai ki security officer yadi tujhe lene aaye to bhagna mat aur chup-chap unke sath chale jana...."
"ye to main already karne wala tha....aage bol aur ye kaisa naam hai...bhatti"
"abey bhatti unhe pyar se kahte hai...unka pura naam Bharat Trivedi hai...bhatti bhaiya bol rahe the ki tu security officer ko sab kuchh sach mat batana matlab tu security officer se ye bolna ki Aradhna hee tujhe pareshan kar rahi thi....tere aur Aradhna ke beech sex hua hai, iska jikra to bilkul bhi mat karna....baki bhatti bhaiya kuchh ghante me hostel aa jayenge..."
"to mujhe karna ye hai ki ab main chup-chap hostel jaun aur wahi pada rahu....hai na..." "haan..."
"to chal....ab thoda better feel kar raha hoon..."
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Yadi mujhe maloom hota ki mere chhodne ke baad Aradhna aisa gul khilayegi to main kabhi use dekhta tak nahi...kabhi usase baat tak nahi karta. Wo to meri hee kismat footi thi jo main uski ragging ke waqt waha canteen me mauzood tha...jiske baad hum dono ki baat-chit chali.ye baat-chit wahi dab jati lekin phhir Esha ke karan mere andar anchoring karne ka keeda jaga aur waha mujhe phhir Aradhna mili...jiske baad ek-din mere muh se Esha ke liye 'i love you' nikal gaya aur maine Aradhna se betahasha pyar karne ka excuse de mara, lekin mujhe kya pata tha ki mera wo excuse ek din mujhpar hee accuse bankar barsega...jo hua so hua ,sab kuchh tab bhi thik ho sakta tha lekin mujhe hee Aradhna ko chodne ki kuchh jyada lalak thi aur mere us verb me Kallu ke challenge ne helping verb ka kaam kiya....
hostel aate samay bike main chala raha tha aur sath me ye bhi soch raha tha ki kitna fast hoon main, abhi mere khilaf koyi case tak nahi bana aur idhar maine usase bachne ka rasta bhi bana liya lekin meri soch mujhpar tab bhari padi...jab hostel pahuchne ke kuchh der baad hee security officer ki jeep ghargharate hue hostel ke samane khadi hui....kayi security officer wale hostel ke andar ghuse aur jitno ko dekha unhe pakad kar bahar nikala aur zameen par baitha diya....
"bahut charbi badh gayi hai tum logo ke andar jo sale aaye din har kisi ko marte firte ho....aaj beta collector ke ladke ko maarkar fase ho jaal me...abhi thane lejakar tum logo ki sari charbi utarta hoon...."apni jeb se kagaz ka ek tukda nikal kar ek security officer wale ne kaha"main jinke-jinke naam lunga...wo jakar jeep me baith jaye...."
"Arman....Arun....Saurabh...Rajshri Pandey....Umesh....Santosh...Brijesh....Suraj Pratap...Radhelal...sab yahi par hai..."
Jawab me waha mauzood laundo ne apna hath utha diya...Jeep ke pichhe wali seat par aaram se 4 aur
mushkil se sirf 6 log hee baith sakte the...lekin un salo ne boriyo ki tarah dus logo ko daba-daba kar bhara....kaun kitna dar raha tha ,kiski kitni fati thi...ye hum me se koyi nahi janta tha...lekin itna to zaroor tha ki jin 10 ladko ko security officer ne pakda tha unme se koyi thane le jate waqt roya nahi aur na hee kisi ne security officer ke samane apne hath jode...BC sab role se jeep me aise baithe jaise unhe security officer station nahi balki kisi function me le jane ke liye as a chief guest invite kiya gaya ho....
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Duniya me kuchh bhi karo, kisi ke liye bhi karo ,kaise bhi karo...sabse jyada important hota hai uski shuruat aur usase bhi jyada important hota hai us shuruat ka ant.phhir chahe wo koyi Science Project ho ya phhir koyi Exam...phhir chahe wo pyar karna ho ya phhir mutth marna...har ek karta, har ek karam aur har ek karan me ye fit baithta hai...
Mere college life ki shuruat ekdum jhat hui thi ,ye mujhe maloom tha lekin mere college life ka ant bhi jhatu hoga ,ye mujhe nahi maloom tha...bilkul bhi nahi...zara sa bhi nahi...electron ke size ke barabar bhi nahi. Yadi 8th Semester ko nichoda jaye to bahut se aise reason maloom honge...jiske chalte wo sab kuchh hua, jise bilkul bhi nahi hona chahiye tha....jaise college ke 50 saal usi saal pure hue, jab main final year me tha aur Prinicipal ne pure final year ko auditorium me bulakar Golden jubilee ke function ki jaankari di...phhir Chhatru mahoday beech me apne anchoring ka dhindhora peetne ke liye aa gaye aur Esha ke karib jaane ki chah me main bhi anchoring karne ghus gaya.
Esha aur Maine pure saat semester ek-dusare ko ignore markar gujara tha lekin us 8th Semester me anchoring ke chalte hum-dono ke beech jo gile-shikve the sab door ho gaye....pure saat semester Esha ke muh se friend...dost ka ek lafz bhi mere liye nahi nikla ,lekin 8th semester me usne direct 'i love you' bol dala....Anchoring ke dauran hee auditorium me dekhte hee dekhte Aradhna meri lover ban gayi, BC jaha saat semester meri real life me koyi ladki nahi thi...are real life gayi bhad me mere to facebook life
me bhi koyi ladki nahi thi wahi 8th Semester me ek zinda had-mans ki ladki ko mere samne paros diya gaya...
aur to aur Anchoring ki vajah se hee farewell ke din meri zindagi me Collector ka launda ghusa.kul milakar kahe to sare fasaad ki jad Anchoring hee thi...kyunki yadi mere andar Anchoring karne ka keeda na paida hua hota to na to Esha aur main ek dusare se kabhi baat karte aur na hee Aradhna meri kabhi girlfriend banti aur na hee Collector ke launde se meri kabhi mulaqat hoti, kyunki mere anchoring na karne ki situation me hostel aur city ke students ka farewell alag-alag hota.......................
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security officer station pahuchte hee hum sabko lock up ke andar daal diya gaya...kayi ghante hum sab lock up me ek sath band rahe ,lekin hum me se koyi kuchh nahi bola....sab aise behave kar rahe the jaise koyi ek- dusaro ko janta tak na ho ya phhir sab gunge bahre ho gaye the...
"kya ye sab meri vajah se hua hai..."un sabko aise shant kisi soch me dooba hua dekh maine khud se kaha"nahi...yadi ye log mujhe kasoorvar mante to kabka Arun mujhse bhid gaya hota...waise maine kiya bhi kya hai, ye sab to hota rahta hai...yadi main un logo ko nahi marta to wo log mujhe marte...nope, maine kuchh galat nahi kiya ,main kuchh galat kar bhi nahi sakta..."
"tum me se Arman kaun hai...."mere dhyan me vighn dalte hue ek constable ne lockup ke bahar se puchha...
"main hoon..."apna ek hath khada karte hue maine jawab diya... "chal bahar aa....S.P. Sahab bula rahe hai..."
"S.P.....ye to apna hee aadmi hai. do-char naseehat dekar chhod dega...bach gaye lawda..."S.P. Ka naam sunkar mere andar yahi khayal aaya aur main turant uthkar constable ke peechhe chal diya...
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"namasty Sir..."S.P. Ko dekhkar main bola... "chal baith..."
"dhanyavad sir..."jhatke se chair kheench kar main aise baitha jaise abhi thodi hee der ke baad hum dono milkar do-do peg marenge....
Meri nazar me R.L.Dangi yani ki apne security officer adhikshak ki jo chhavi thi ,wo ek bahut hee sajjan purush ki thi...ek dum seedha-sadha jeewan, shant swabhav...saral vyavhar...atyant dayalu...kul milakar main R.L.Dangi ko ek bahut hee nek dil insaan samajhta tha, lekin meri ye galatfahmi us din door gayi...
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"tune aaj kise mara hai, pata hai..."
"hmm..."gardan up-down karte hue meri muh se sirf itna hee nikla....
"jab tujhe pata hai ki tune kise mara hai to ye bata ki kiske bal par tune aisa kiya....kaun hai tere peechhe..."
"mere peechhe....koyi nahi..."
"tujhe kya lagta hai ki main yaha kyun aaya hoon...."
"case ko dabane ke liye aur mujhe pakka yakin hai ki aapke yaha se jaane ke thodi der baad hee hum log bhi nikal jayenge...."
"Arman...tune us din jis Superintendent of security officer ko dekha tha uska bartaav kuchh alag tha aur tu aaj jis Superintendent of security officer ko dekhega uska bhi bartaav kuchh alag hee hoga, mere kahne ka matlab hai ki us din tune mujhe achchha-bhala kaha hoga lekin aaj ke baad bura-bhala kahega...isko pakadkar daal de andar aur thik dhang se mehman nawazi karo in salo ki...."kahte hue Dangi mahashay khade hue aur phhir Constable ki taraf dekhkar bole"pahle to in sabki khoob dhulayi karo aur jab inki dhulayi ho jaye to mujhe call kar dena...."
"is meharbani ki koyi khas vajah ,sir..."
"khas vajah...hmm..."peeche palatkar Dangi bola"khas vajah ye hai ki Collector mera bahut achchha dost hai aur uske ladke ko main apna beta manta hoon..."
"aise to main bhi khud ko Narayan bhagwan ka avtar manta hoon to main kya sach me avtar hoon...ye sab dakiyanusi baatein hai aur ek insaan ko in sab baato me bilkul nahi padna chahiye...samajhdar insan ko to bilkul bhi nahi...."
"sabse jyada ise hee marna aur ise iska ahsaas jaroor dilana ki dakiyanusi baatein bhi dakiyanusi nahi hoti"
"abey MC...sath nahi dena tha to mat deta...kaun sa humlog tujhse madad magne gaye the be jhaklet...lekin aise apne chamcho ko hume thokne ke liye bolkar tune bahut galat kiya....ruk lawda...mujhe banne de S.P. Phhir tujhe aur tere us Collector ko ek sath chodunga...."S.P. Ko waha se jata hua dekh main badbadaya....
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S.P. Ke jaane ke baad Constable ne mujhe wapas mere gang ke paas pahucha diya aur sabko khade hone ke liye kaha.....
Ab humlog shadi me to aaye nahi the, jo security officer wale nashta-pani puchhte ,salo ne hath me danda liya aur jisko paya usko pelna shuru kar diya...BC mujhe time hee nahi mil raha tha ki kuchh soch saku...kyunki main jab bhi kuchh sochane ke liye dimag par jor dalta ,tab tak mere body ka koyi na koyi portion dande se laal ho jata.....Shuru-shuru me to maine do-char dande sah liye ,lekin agli bar jab constable ne apna danda uthaya to maine danda pakad liya.....
"mere khilaf ek taraf collector aur dusari taraf S.P. hai to kya hua..mera mama bhi MLA hai ,isliye apne ye lathi charge ab band karo, warna tum sabki dayi-mayi ek kar dunga...BC chutiya ,samajh kar rakhe ho ka be...."mujhe mar rahe constable par cheekhte hue maine kaha...."ruk kyun gaya , mar....tu to beta khatam hai ab....bas pata lagne de mere mama ko"
Mere Mama MLA hai iska unpar jordar asar hua aur thodi der tak ek-dusare ki shakl dekhkar wo sab lock up se bahar nikal gaye....
"lawde bola tha...mat mar us collector ke launde ko aur chutiye tera Mama ,MLA hai ,ye tune pahle hee bata diya hota to itna sab kuchh hota hee nahi..."
"mera koyi mama-vama nahi hai be...wo to ye sale pelte hee ja rahe the ,isliye hawa se ek MLA ka character lana pada...."
"wah beta ,ab to aur dhang se pelwa diya tune...jab inko pata chalega ki tu inse jhooth bol raha tha tab to ye aur pyar se humari band bajayenge.....ek baar main yaha se nikal jaun, kasam khata hoon,teri surat zindagi me kabhi nahi dekhunga...."Arun bola...
"tension mat le...jab tak inko sach pata chalega tab tak tera wo lawyer hume yaha se nikal le jayega....mujhe to dar is baat ka hai ki kahi ye log mere ghar khabar na pahucha de ki main yaha lock up me band pada hoon, warna mera ram-ram satya ho jayega...mujhe bahut sharif mante hai mere gharwale..."
"tu kuchh bhi bol Arman...lekin aaj ke baad teri-meri dosti khatam..."bolte hue Arun jaha khada tha
,wahi apna sar pakad kar baith gaya.....
Jab se maine MLA wala jhooth bola tha, tab se mujhe sirf Advocate Bharat ka intezaar tha ki wo aaye aur jaldi se hume nikal le jaaye....Bharat ke intezaar karte-karte shaam ho gayi, lekin wo nahi aaya....sham se raat hui, tab bhi wo nahi aaya, upar se Arun mujhse rootha hua tha ,jiske karan main usase kuchh baat bhi nahi kar pa raha tha....
us din humlog aadhi raat tak jagte rahe is aas me ki abhich Arun ke pahchan wala lawyer aayega aur
humlogo ko chhuda kar chalta karega ,lekin BC wo raat ko bhi nahi aaya....raat ko kya, wo to lawda savere bhi nahi aaya aur tab meri fatni shuru hui....
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"Arun...tere wo bhaiya kaha rah gaye..."
"gand mara tu...mujhse kya puchh raha hai. Koyi aaye chahe na aaye lekin yadi in logo ne mujhe phhir mara to lawda main saaf bol dunga ki isme tera hath tha, humlog ko chhod do..."
"dikha di na apni aaukat..."
"hao lawda ,dikha di apni aaukat...ab tu har jagah apna chutiyapa karega to kaha tak humlog sahenge...hazar baar bola tha ki Collector ke ladke ko hath mat laga lekin nahi yadi tu aisa karta to ye The Great Arman ki shan me gustakhi hoti...khud to chusa hee ,humlog ko bhi chuswa diya...tuuuu....baat mat kar mujhse, warna lawda aaj ladayi ho jayegi...."
"chal be fattu...itni hee fati me rahta hai to jakar chat le Collector ka..." "Arman main, bol raha hoon...chup ho ja..."
"are chal be...tum jaiso ki baat main manne laga to ho gaya mera bantadhar..."
Baki ke laundo ne hum dono ki badhti ladayi ko roka aur dono ko ek-ek kone me fek diya....
Main us waqt kayi karano se pareshan tha...pahla karan Collector ki power thi ,jiske jariye wo meri aisi- taisi kar sakta tha...dusara karan ain mauke par S.P. ka mere khilaf ho jana...teesara karan Aradhna thi...jiske baare me na chahte hue bhi mujhe sochna pad raha tha aur chautha karan jo mujhe pareshan kar raha tha ,wo ye ki kal dopahar se mere pet me khane ka ek nivala tak nahi gaya tha ,jiske chalte mere dimag ki door khane se judi hui thi....ab khali pet aise situation me kuchh sochna thik waisa hee tha ,jaise ki bina lund ke chudai ke competition me hissa lena....
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"chalo be ,bahar niklo sab...S.P. Sahab aaye hai..."apna danda thok kar ek constable ne door se hee hum sabko bahar aane ke liye kaha...
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