27-03-2019, 01:21 AM
Chapter-40: Deadfall
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"ab to Sulabh aur Rajshri Pandey bhi gaye aur yaha ab sirf hum teeno hee bache hai...."Arun ne mujhe Divya ke bare me sab kuchh batane ke liye kaha....
coffee house se hum sab laut kar seedhe apne camp aa gaye the aur phhir baki ka samay camp ke andar hee bitaya tha.is waqt humare camp me sirf teen hee log maujood the..main,Arun aur Saurabh....kyunki kuchh der pahle hee warden ne sabko telescope se aakash darshan karne ke liye bahar bulaya tha jiske chalte Naveen, Sulabh aur Rajshri Pandey camp me nahi the...Aakash-darshan ke liye jate waqt Sulabh ne hum teeno se bhi bahar chalne ke liye kaha ,lekin hum teeno ne mana kar diya taki hum teeno baat kar sake.....
"jaldi bak be, abhi 9 baj rahe hai aur ek ghante baad aakash darshan band ho jayega.,phhir hilate rahna pakad ke.."humare beech ki chuppi ko todte hue Saurabh bola"tujhe Divya par shaq kaise hua..."
"shaq to uspar mujhe tabhi hua tha,jab pahli baar wo mujhse basketball ground ke bahar mili thi.wo milne mujhse aayi thi,lekin jab maine use koyi bhav nahi diya to usne Arun par dore dale...."
"aur wo aisa kyun karegi.."Arun ne mujhe beech me roka... "kyunki use Gautam ne ye sab karne ke liye kaha hoga...."
"Arun ,main yaha majak kar raha hoon " "sorry,aage bol...."
"to iski shuruat Gautam se hui thi...maine Gautam ko dekhkar ek chiz notice ki hai wo ye ki mujhe dekhte hee uske dimag me kuchh na kuchh chalne lagta hai aur yadi main sahi hoon to wo har waqt sirf
mujhe neecha dikhane ki sochta rahta hai...matlab ki mere liye uske andar ek sulagta hua jwalamukhi hai aur jab basketball ke match me maine use takkar di to uska sulagta hua jwalamukhi fat pada aur tabhi usne apna pahla daav khela..."
"aur wo daav Esha thi..."sawaliya nigah mujhpar dalte hue Arun ne puchha...
"bakchod hee rahega zindagi bhar....kitni der se main gala phhad-phhad kar chilla raha hoon ki wo ladki Divya thi aur tu sale Esha ka name le raha hai.2 meter door khisak mujhse "Arun ko batti dete hue main aage bola"jab Divya ne dekha ki uska mujhpar koyi asar nahi ho raha hai to usne tujh jaise chodu par apna jaal bichhaya ,jisme tu turant fans gaya...shuru-shuru me to mujhe Divya ekdum need and clean lagi...lekin phhir jab usne tera proposal jo maine tere mobile se messege ke roop me uske mobile me bheja tha,use usne turant accept kar liya to mera matha thanka...."
"sorry yar,par matha to ab mera thanak raha hai bole to ,Divya ne mera proposal accept kar liya tha...usme kya galat tha aur waise bhi tune hee to use wo messege kiya tha...."
"beta jis tarah ka wo bartaav karti hai ,uske hisab se tujhe lagta hai ki wo itni badi baat kisi ko nahi batayegi...chal maan bhi lete hai ki Divya ne baat daba li ,lekin Gautam jo ki hamesha college me uske aas-paas hee rahta hai ,use ek pal ke liye bhi Divya par shaq kyun nahi hua ?college me sara din Divya ya to class me beetati hai ya apne bhai ke sath ghoomti rahti hai...lekin jab teri aur uski setting hui to uske paas achanak itna time kaha se aa gaya jo wo tere sath chhup-chhup ke milne lagi thi...."
"ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki wo Gautam se koyi bahana maar ke mujhse milne aa rahi thi..."Arun ne phhir meri theory par sawal khada kiya....
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"chal maan lete hai ki Divya ,Gautam se koyi bahana maar kar tujhse milne aati thi lekin har din bahana maarkar tujhse milne aana...ye thoda doubtful ho jata hai aur waise bhi Gautam itna chodu nahi tha...jo Divya ke bahano ko har din maan jaye....yadi Divya ,Gautam ke plan me shamil nahi thi to tum dono ko bahut pahle hee pakda jana chahiye tha...jabki aisa nahi hua iska saaf matlab hai ki Divya ,Gautam ke sath mili hui thi aur wo usi ki marzi par tujhse milne aati thi...."
"achchha beta,to phhir ye bata ki ,jab tujhe ye sab pahle se hee maloom tha to tune mujhe pahle hee Divya ke baare me kyun nahi bataya tha..."
"kyunki main wo vajah dhoondh raha tha ,jiske karan Gautam ye sara khel rach raha tha aur ye vajah mujhe tab maloom chala jis din tu aur Divya chumma-chati karte hue pakde gaye the....tab mujhe samajh aaya ki aakhir Gautam chahta kya hai...."bolte hue main chup ho gaya...
"aage bol chandu,ruk kyun gaya..."Abki baar Saurabh bola"wo vajah kya thi ,jiski vajah se Gautam ne itna bada chutiyapa kiya tha..."
"asal me Gautam ko ek reason chahiye tha,jiski vajah se wo hum par attack kar sake aur Gautam ko ye maloom tha ki hume marne ke baad uska baap use in jhamelo se bacha lega...."
"lekin us din thik iske ulta hua, wo na to Arun ko maar paya aur na hee tujhe...balki wo khud maar kha gaya,hostel me...ekdum sahi bola na apun..."
"ekdum sahi bola chandu.Gautam ko ye laga tha ki uske baap ke dar se koyi uski gang par hath nahi dalega aur wo hum dono ko markar badi asani se nikal jayega...lekin yahi par uski soch use dhokha de gayi aur wo kutto ki tarah maar kha gaya..."apni jagah par khade hote hue maine ek cigarette sulgayi aur aage bolna shuru kiya"sale sab khud ko Arman samajhte hai...sab sochate hai ki jaise meri thinking,thoughts ekdum fit baithate hai usi tarah unki bhi soch ekdum correct fit hogi...par aisa nahi hota kyunki apni to baat hee alag .ab un MBBS wali chhoriyo ko hee le lo,un logo ne waha coffee house me ye socha ki bill main pay karunga,lekin aisa bilkul bhi nahi hua...phhat ke hath me aa gayi hogi unki jab unhone dekha ki main waha se bhag chuka hoon.saliyo ne mujhe gajar-muli samajh liya tha jo
jab chahe chut me daal le aur jab chahe bahar nikal le..."
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"yadi aisa hai mere bhai to phhir apne 1400 gm ke dimag ka use karke ye bhi bata de ki kya Divya ab bhi koyi jaal bichha rahi hai ya sudhar chuki hai..."
"main abhi usi mission par hoon,lekin Divya ki abhi tak ki harkato ko dekhkar to yahi lagta hai ki She is still on her mission....lekin us BC ko ye maloom nahi ki jitna chalak wo khud ko samajhti hai ,utna wo hai nahi..uski halat to main deepika randi se bhi buri karunga..."
"tujhe kaise maloom chala ki wo ab bhi humare liye jaal bun rahi hai...matlab ki usne abhi tak to mujhe attract karne ki koshish nahi ki..."
"tu sale chandu hee rahega hamesha...zara soch ki Sulabh se seedhi muh baat na karne wali ladki achanak usase bus me has-has kar baate karne lagti hai ,jiske baad Sulabh mujhe waha bulata hai aur Esha mujhe kahti hai ki main Gautam ke sath ek match khelu..."
" to phhir teri is theory ka matlab ye hai ki abki baar Esha aur Megha bhi uske sath shamil hai..."
"aisa nahi hai chandu...maine aisa kab kaha ki Esha aur Megha ,Divya ke sath shamil hai... meri theory ke anusar ,Divya ne Megha ko force kiya hoga ki wo Sulabh se kisi topic par baat kare aur jab main Sulabh ke bulane par waha gaya to maine dekha ki Esha ke pahle ,Divya ne dheemi aawaz me Esha se kaha hoga ki yadi mujhme itna hee dam hai to main uske bhai ke sath basketball ka koyi match kyun nahi khelta....jiske baad Esha ne Divya ki unhi line ko repeat kiya..."
"ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki Esha ,sach me Divya ke sath shamil ho...kyunki jo ladka badla lene ke liye apni bahan ka istemaal kar sakta hai...wo apni girl friend ka istemaal nahi karega,iski kya guarantee hai...." "ye bhi ho sakta hai aur ye bhi ho sakta hai ki main shuru se hee galat rahu...bole to Divya andar se bhi wahi bewkoof ladki ho,jo wo bahar se dikhti hai....hone ko kya nahi ho sakta,kuchh bhi ho sakta , hone ko to ye bhi ho sakta hai ki aaj raat jab tu gand uthakar soya hoga to teri koyi gand mar kar chala jayega"
"chus le phhir, jab tujhe khud par hee confidence nahi hai to phhir humara itna samay kyun barbaad kiya...lawde"
"tension mat le,..mujhe is experiment ka object,required Appratus, theory aur procedura maloom hai...bas Divya par experiment karna baki hai ,jo ki main bahut jald karunga aur result tum dono ko bata dunga...lekin filhal to main us MBBS wali ke bare me soch raha hoon ki uske dil par us waqt kya beeti hogi ,jab waiter ne use bill thamaya hoga..."
"pakka tujhe,maa-bahan ki galiya baki "Saurabh bola.
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ye sab to main phhir bhi bardasht kar lu lekin mujhe ladkiyo ke upar joro ka gussa aur jabarjast hairani tab hoti hai ,jab main humare 'kallu kanghi chor' jaise ladko ko ekdum thay maal lekar ghumate hue dekhta hoon aur tab andar se ek hee aawaz aati hai ki 'BC ,humare lund me kaante gade the,jo is kallu se pat gayi..." us kallu ,kanghi chor ka name maine yaha isliye liya kyunki recently mili information ke mutabiq kallu ab tak do junior ko bhaska chuka tha aur yaha college me itna popular hone ke bawjood koyi junior laundiya apun ko friend request tak nahi bhejati .
college me popular hone se mera matlab tha badnami se...kyunki pichhale do saalo me maine jo-jo kand college me kiye the waisa kand sirf ek nihayat hee barbaad ladka kar sakta tha. Khair mujhe meri badnami ki koyi parvaah nahi kyunki Captain Jack Sparrow ne kaha hai ki'yadi badnam honge to kya naam na hoga...'
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"Arman ,main soch raha hoon ki kahi wo sab ittefaq bhi to ho sakta hai..jaise bus me Sulabh ka ladkiyo ke paas jana aur tujhe Gautam se basketball khelne ka challenge milna..."Camp se bahar nikalte waqt Arun ne apni shanka jahir ki...
"beta, aaj kal ittefaq se ittefaq kuchh jyada hee ho rahe hai...isliye main ise mahaj ek ittefaq nahi maan sakta...."Aasman me maujood chand-taro ko dekhne ke liye ,jidhar telescope rakha hua tha us taraf jate hue maine kaha...
'Sky Vision' bole to aakash darshan karne ke liye teen telescope ka intezaam kiya gaya tha.jo humare college aur MBBS college ke camp ke beech me situated tha.hum log'Sky Vision' ke liye thoda late pahuche the isliye waha utni bheed nahi thi jitni bheed hone ki main kalpana ki thi kyunki bahut se log ya phhir kahe ki aadhe se adhik log aakash darshan karke idhar-udhar ghoom rahe the...
"last wala telescope ekdum khali hai,chal uspar chalte hai..."ubayi marte hue Saurabh ne kaha"sala abhi
se neend aane lagi jabki khana tak nahi khaya abhi to..."
"last wale telescope pe nahi ,pahle wale par chalo..."Esha ko sabse pahle wale telescope ke paas dekhkar maine kaha....
"tu aisa isliye bol raha hai taki tu Esha se mil sake,usase baat kar sake...chodu samajh rakha hai kya..." "abey aisi baat nahi hai, baki ke dono telescope kharab hai ,isiliye waha koyi nahi hai...."jhooth bolte hue main aage bola"aur tum log already chodu ho,isme samajhne ka sawal kaha se aa tapka..."
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Yadi koyi mujhse puchhe ki maine aaj tak kise sabse adhik baar ullu banaya hai to mera jawab hoga- 1.Arun 2.Saurabh....aur in dono ko ullu banane ki sankhya me +1 abhi-abhi hua tha..
Us samay mujhe ye nahi maloom tha ki baki ke dono telescope kharab hai ya sahi...lekin Esha ke paas jane ke liye maine aise hee kah diya ki baki ke dono telescope kharab pade hai aur un dono ne maan bhi liya kitna mahan hoon main
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"Divya...maine mangal grah dekh liya...jaldi aa..."Esha ekdum se cheekhte hue aise boli ,jaise usne mangal grah nahi balki kisi naye grah ki khoj kar di .Esha ki is harqat se uski taraf badhte hue mere kadam ek pal ke liye wahi ruk gaye.Esha ne ek aur baar Divya ko aawaz di lekin Divya waha nahi thi,jiske baad Esha thodi si udas hui aur wapas telescope ke andar apni najare ghusane lagi....
"jara hat to, main bhi dekhu mangal grah..."maine kaha.
meri aawaz sunkar Esha ne shuru me koyi reaction nahi kiya lekin jab maine apna golden word 'billi' uske liye istemaal kiya to wo ek jhatke me khadi ho gayi aur agle hee pal thoda peechhe hat gayi....
"relax ho ja billi,itna kud kyun rahi hai..."telescope se Sky Vision karte hue maine Esha se puchha"tujhe kaha se mangal grah dikh gaya,mujhe to nahi dikh raha..."
Aur jaise ki mujhe ummid thi Esha ne aage kuchh nahi kaha aur apne gaal,naak gusse se fulakar jaha pahle khadi thi,wahi khadi rahi....
"ye aajkal kaise-kaise log engineering karne aa jate hai, kuchh maloom hota nahi hai..."Esha ko target karte hue maine Arun se kaha"tujhe pata hai Arun ,aise hee students ki vajah se engineers ki value girti ja rahi hai..."
Jawab me Arun aur Saurabh ne wahi kiya ,jo ki wo dono hamesha karte the. Arun aur Saurabh,dono khilkhila kar hans pade.
"mujhe mera level maloom hai aur har semester me tumse jyada marks aate hai..."mujhpar apna pura gussa nikalte hue Esha cheekh padi aur aasman me ek taraf ek chamakte tare(star) ko indicate karte hue boli"aankhe fad kar us laal tare ko dekho...wahi hai mangal grah..."
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Esha ki is bachkani gusse bhari harqat par dil kiya ki seedhe use apne seene se chipka loon lekin phhir baad me hone wale aafat ko bhanpkar maine aisa nahi kiya aur chup-chap telescope se us timtimate red star ko dekhne laga ,jise Esha mangal grah bata rahi thi.
Mujhe nahi maloom tha ki wo chamakta hua laal tara ,sach me mangal grah hee hai ya kuchh aur.lekin mujhe Esha ke vipreet bolna tha taki wo mujhe ladayi aur jhagda kare....
"wo mangal grah nahi hai, tu kuchh bhi muh utha kar mat bol diya kar billi...class 6 me maine padha tha ki grah timtimate nahi..."
"wo mangal grah hee hai,chahe kisi se bhi puchh lo tum bilav, kyunki aasman me laal tara dikha matlab wo mangal grah hai..."
"jis tarah har safed liquid doodh nahi hota..."main bol raha tha ki Arun mere kaan me bola"kuchh sperm bhi hota hai "
"jis tarah har peeli chiz sona nahi hoti.."Arun ko ignore karke maine aage bolne ki koshish ki hee thi ki wo phhir mere kaan me bol pada"kuchh peeli chiz human shit bhi hoti "
"jis tarah engineering college me padhne wala har ladka Arman nahi hota..."teesari baar Arun ko ignore markar maine apna dialogue pura karna chaha lekin is baar bhi Arun baaj nahi aaya aur beech me hee bol pada"kuchh ladke Gautam jaise chodu bhi hote hai..."
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Arun ke is baar-baar interfere karne wali harqato se jab main tang aa gaya to main Arun ki taraf palta... "ya to tu bol de ya mujhe bolne de..."
"tu hee bol..."
"to ab chup rahna..."wapas Esha ki taraf apna chehra karke main bola"to main kya bol raha tha ki...jis tarah har white liquid doodh nahi hota,jis tarah har peeli chiz sona nahi hoti,jis tarah engineering college me padhne wala har ladka Arman nahi hota....usi tarah aasman me dikhne wala har laal tara mangal grah nahi hota....samjhi..."
"lekin ye mangal grah hee hai,i know..."
"bahut janti hai tu billi..huh.tujhe shayad pata nahi ki NASA wale har programme ke pahle meri advice lete aur tu mujhe hee galat sabit karne pe tuli hai..."
"kuchh bhi main ja rahi hoon ."waha se khisakte hue Esha boli... "to jana,kaunsa tujhe maine yaha rukne ke liye kaha hai..."
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Esha ke jane ke baad hum teeno ne telescope se Sky Vision kiya aur tabhi main Angelina ko unke camp ki taraf ek patthar par baithe hue dekha....Wo akeli us bade se patthar par baithkar rahasyamayi nazar se mujhe dekh rahi thi....uska is tarah se mujhe dekhne se main thoda dara lekin phhir'ek ladki mera kya ukhad legi' ye sochkar main uski taraf badha......
"coffee house ka khana kaisa laga "Angelina ke paas pahuchkar muskurate hue maine usase puchha..
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Un dino Angelina ko yun shant dekhkar mujhe ladkiyo ke baare me ek aur baat chali jo ye thi ki wo kabhi apni haar swikar nahi kar sakti aur khaskar ke ladko ke hatho mili har unke pure astitva ko hila kar rakh deti hai....main aisa isliye kah raha hoon kyunki abhi tak maine jis Angelina ko dekha tha ,jiske dimag ke samne mera dimag do baar pani pee chuka tha...wo is samay kisi ghutan me thi.uski aankhe udas thi aur kisi gahri soch me doobi hui thi....
main Angelina ko do-teen baar 'hi..hello' bol chuka tha lekin wo mere 'hi...hello' ka jawab diye bina
mujhe aise ghoor rahi thi..jaise apne shikar ko apne samne dekh Shikari ghoorta hai....wo shayad mujhe tad rahi thi aur soch rahi thi ki kaise wo mujhe haraye par Silva darling ko ye nahi maloom tha ki apun bhi in sab khelo me koyi nausikhiya nahi tha
"lagta hai ,isne wo incident apne dil pe le liya..."gusse se laal hote hue Angelina ke face ko dekhkar maine socha"i love you bol de,ma kasam 6000 wapas karunga..."
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jab Angelina ki Potential energy me kuchh der baad bhi koyi parivartan nahi hua to maine waha se jana hee behtar samjha kyunki abhi tak Angelina coffee house me pay kiye gaye apne paiso ka shok mana rahi thi, waha se main chup chap chala jana chahta tha lekin tabhi mere andar na jaane kya khujali hui jo main Angelina ki taraf wapas palatkar bade hee abhiman aur garv se bola...
"hume apni haar swikar karni chahiye aur ye maan lena chahiye ki samne wala humse behtar tha...." "aisa nahi hai Arman ! ,kabhi-kabhi langoor ke hath me bhi angoor lag jata hai..."mere liye zehar ugalte hue Angelina boli aur banawati muskan ki ek parat apne hontho par le aayi....
Angelina jis patthar par abhi tak apni potential energy ,constant kiye hue baithi thi ,us patthar se uthkar wo khadi ho gayi aur turant peechhe mudkar apne college ke ladko ko aawaz lagayi....
"tum logo ne kaha tha ki Arman name ke ek ladke se tum logo ki bahas hui thi...ye raha wo..."
Angelina ki is harkat ne mujhe jabarjast jhatka diya kyunki maine MBBS college walo ki taraf aate hue ek second bhi ye nahi socha tha ki aisa bhi kuchh ho sakta hai....
Humare college ka camp jis jagah main abhi khada tha waha se koyi 20-22 meter ki doori par tha aur is samay mere paas do raste the .pahla ye ki main apni puri taqat lagakar waha se apne camp ki taraf bhag jaun aur dusara ye ki main wahi khada rahkar apne college ke laundo ko aawaz du...mere paas jo do raste the unme se pahle wala tarika apnane par meri bejjati hoti bole to ek aisa ladka jo kuchh ghanto pahle jin ladko ke samne goli ,chaku ki baat kar raha tha wo ab akela hone par dar ke mare bhag raha tha aur dusara tarika apnane par meri solid bejjati hoti ,kyunki mere dusare tarike ke anusar mujhe apne college ke ladko ko aawaz dena tha aur jab tak mere launde waha pahuchte tab tak mujhe ek do hath pad sakte the aur ye ek-do hath mujhe aur mere fan ke dil me talwaar ki tarah chubhate ...isliye mera dusara rasta bhi flop tha....
jab dono rasto me se mujhe koyi bhi pasand nahi aaya to maine turant teesara rasta banate hue Angelina se kaha....
"main to yaha tumhare paise lautane aaya tha...." "kya "Angelina ki khushi ka thikana na raha...
"ye mere jeb me rupayo ki gaddi dekhkar andaza laga sakti ho..."pant me pade mobile ko rupayo ki
gaddi batakar maine Angelina par jaal feka...
"sach..."mujhe pakad kar mere camp ki taraf late hue Angelina boli"to ye baat pahle batani chahiye tha na..."
"itani der se to yahi bolna chah raha tha main...khair chhodo ,aur apne rupaye lo..."bolte hue maine apne jeb me hath dala....
Angelina ke aankh ,jeb me mere hath jane se turant chamak uthi,lekin phhir main Angelina se bola"tumhare college ke students ki nazar hum dono par hai aur yadi un sabne mujhe ,tumhe hazar-
hazar ke note dete hue dekha to galat samjhenge ,mere khayal se tum samajh gayi hogi ki main kya kahna chahta hoon..."
"ok...ok, yaha se thoda door chalte hai..."
"haan,ye sahi "bolte hue maine khud ko shabasi di....
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Main aur Angelina ab mere camp ki taraf badh rahe the aur jab hum dono mere college ke camp ke samne pahuch gaye to Angelina ke dimag ki batti jali,lekin tab tak bahut der ho chuki thi....
"ye to mobile lag raha hai..."mere pant ki jeb ko bahar se dabate hue Angelina garrate hue boli... "janeman,..aaram se.idhar-udhar hath maar rahi ho,aakhir irada kya "
"oh god !"main Angelina ko sab kuchh samjhata usase pahle hee wo sab kuchh samajh gayi aur meri aankho me apni aankhe gadate hue boli"you fooled me again..."
"abhi nayi ho isliye aisa jhatka lag raha hai,baad me aadat ho jayegi...don't worry."apni jeet par main bola"ab tum jao aur mujhe harane ke liye apna flop plan banao..."
"kal dekh lungi tumhe..."chutki bajate hue usne mujhe challenge diya. "apne mobile se meri photo le lo aur raat bhar dekhte rahna..."
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Angelina ko waha se vida kar main peechhe palta to meri mandali saikado sawal liye mera intezaar kar rahi thi....
"hisab barabar ho gaya be...chalo papa bolo sab mujhe..."
"yar,bhai,mere dost,mere jigar ke tukde...iski dila de na ek baar..."Angelina ke back side par aankh gadaye hue Arun ne laar tapkaya.
"sale,bhabhi hai teri...kuchh to sharam kar jhatu "
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"ab to Sulabh aur Rajshri Pandey bhi gaye aur yaha ab sirf hum teeno hee bache hai...."Arun ne mujhe Divya ke bare me sab kuchh batane ke liye kaha....
coffee house se hum sab laut kar seedhe apne camp aa gaye the aur phhir baki ka samay camp ke andar hee bitaya tha.is waqt humare camp me sirf teen hee log maujood the..main,Arun aur Saurabh....kyunki kuchh der pahle hee warden ne sabko telescope se aakash darshan karne ke liye bahar bulaya tha jiske chalte Naveen, Sulabh aur Rajshri Pandey camp me nahi the...Aakash-darshan ke liye jate waqt Sulabh ne hum teeno se bhi bahar chalne ke liye kaha ,lekin hum teeno ne mana kar diya taki hum teeno baat kar sake.....
"jaldi bak be, abhi 9 baj rahe hai aur ek ghante baad aakash darshan band ho jayega.,phhir hilate rahna pakad ke.."humare beech ki chuppi ko todte hue Saurabh bola"tujhe Divya par shaq kaise hua..."
"shaq to uspar mujhe tabhi hua tha,jab pahli baar wo mujhse basketball ground ke bahar mili thi.wo milne mujhse aayi thi,lekin jab maine use koyi bhav nahi diya to usne Arun par dore dale...."
"aur wo aisa kyun karegi.."Arun ne mujhe beech me roka... "kyunki use Gautam ne ye sab karne ke liye kaha hoga...."
"aur Gautam apni bahan ko ye karne ke liye kyun kahega ,kyunki Generally hum log ye dekhte hai ki ek bhai,apni bahan ko sati-savitri dekhna chahta hai...phhir Gautam jaan buchkar aisa kyun karega ,jisase uski badnami ho..."
"Tum logo ne kya kabhi Gautam ko dhyan se observe kiya hai,jab wo mere aas-paas se guzarta hai." "us sale me aisa hai hee kya jo hum log use dhyan se dekhe..."bura sa muh banate hue Arun bola"sab teri tarah gay nahi hai...""Arun ,main yaha majak kar raha hoon " "sorry,aage bol...."
"to iski shuruat Gautam se hui thi...maine Gautam ko dekhkar ek chiz notice ki hai wo ye ki mujhe dekhte hee uske dimag me kuchh na kuchh chalne lagta hai aur yadi main sahi hoon to wo har waqt sirf
mujhe neecha dikhane ki sochta rahta hai...matlab ki mere liye uske andar ek sulagta hua jwalamukhi hai aur jab basketball ke match me maine use takkar di to uska sulagta hua jwalamukhi fat pada aur tabhi usne apna pahla daav khela..."
"aur wo daav Esha thi..."sawaliya nigah mujhpar dalte hue Arun ne puchha...
"bakchod hee rahega zindagi bhar....kitni der se main gala phhad-phhad kar chilla raha hoon ki wo ladki Divya thi aur tu sale Esha ka name le raha hai.2 meter door khisak mujhse "Arun ko batti dete hue main aage bola"jab Divya ne dekha ki uska mujhpar koyi asar nahi ho raha hai to usne tujh jaise chodu par apna jaal bichhaya ,jisme tu turant fans gaya...shuru-shuru me to mujhe Divya ekdum need and clean lagi...lekin phhir jab usne tera proposal jo maine tere mobile se messege ke roop me uske mobile me bheja tha,use usne turant accept kar liya to mera matha thanka...."
"sorry yar,par matha to ab mera thanak raha hai bole to ,Divya ne mera proposal accept kar liya tha...usme kya galat tha aur waise bhi tune hee to use wo messege kiya tha...."
"beta jis tarah ka wo bartaav karti hai ,uske hisab se tujhe lagta hai ki wo itni badi baat kisi ko nahi batayegi...chal maan bhi lete hai ki Divya ne baat daba li ,lekin Gautam jo ki hamesha college me uske aas-paas hee rahta hai ,use ek pal ke liye bhi Divya par shaq kyun nahi hua ?college me sara din Divya ya to class me beetati hai ya apne bhai ke sath ghoomti rahti hai...lekin jab teri aur uski setting hui to uske paas achanak itna time kaha se aa gaya jo wo tere sath chhup-chhup ke milne lagi thi...."
"ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki wo Gautam se koyi bahana maar ke mujhse milne aa rahi thi..."Arun ne phhir meri theory par sawal khada kiya....
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"chal maan lete hai ki Divya ,Gautam se koyi bahana maar kar tujhse milne aati thi lekin har din bahana maarkar tujhse milne aana...ye thoda doubtful ho jata hai aur waise bhi Gautam itna chodu nahi tha...jo Divya ke bahano ko har din maan jaye....yadi Divya ,Gautam ke plan me shamil nahi thi to tum dono ko bahut pahle hee pakda jana chahiye tha...jabki aisa nahi hua iska saaf matlab hai ki Divya ,Gautam ke sath mili hui thi aur wo usi ki marzi par tujhse milne aati thi...."
"achchha beta,to phhir ye bata ki ,jab tujhe ye sab pahle se hee maloom tha to tune mujhe pahle hee Divya ke baare me kyun nahi bataya tha..."
"kyunki main wo vajah dhoondh raha tha ,jiske karan Gautam ye sara khel rach raha tha aur ye vajah mujhe tab maloom chala jis din tu aur Divya chumma-chati karte hue pakde gaye the....tab mujhe samajh aaya ki aakhir Gautam chahta kya hai...."bolte hue main chup ho gaya...
"aage bol chandu,ruk kyun gaya..."Abki baar Saurabh bola"wo vajah kya thi ,jiski vajah se Gautam ne itna bada chutiyapa kiya tha..."
"asal me Gautam ko ek reason chahiye tha,jiski vajah se wo hum par attack kar sake aur Gautam ko ye maloom tha ki hume marne ke baad uska baap use in jhamelo se bacha lega...."
"lekin us din thik iske ulta hua, wo na to Arun ko maar paya aur na hee tujhe...balki wo khud maar kha gaya,hostel me...ekdum sahi bola na apun..."
"ekdum sahi bola chandu.Gautam ko ye laga tha ki uske baap ke dar se koyi uski gang par hath nahi dalega aur wo hum dono ko markar badi asani se nikal jayega...lekin yahi par uski soch use dhokha de gayi aur wo kutto ki tarah maar kha gaya..."apni jagah par khade hote hue maine ek cigarette sulgayi aur aage bolna shuru kiya"sale sab khud ko Arman samajhte hai...sab sochate hai ki jaise meri thinking,thoughts ekdum fit baithate hai usi tarah unki bhi soch ekdum correct fit hogi...par aisa nahi hota kyunki apni to baat hee alag .ab un MBBS wali chhoriyo ko hee le lo,un logo ne waha coffee house me ye socha ki bill main pay karunga,lekin aisa bilkul bhi nahi hua...phhat ke hath me aa gayi hogi unki jab unhone dekha ki main waha se bhag chuka hoon.saliyo ne mujhe gajar-muli samajh liya tha jo
jab chahe chut me daal le aur jab chahe bahar nikal le..."
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"yadi aisa hai mere bhai to phhir apne 1400 gm ke dimag ka use karke ye bhi bata de ki kya Divya ab bhi koyi jaal bichha rahi hai ya sudhar chuki hai..."
"main abhi usi mission par hoon,lekin Divya ki abhi tak ki harkato ko dekhkar to yahi lagta hai ki She is still on her mission....lekin us BC ko ye maloom nahi ki jitna chalak wo khud ko samajhti hai ,utna wo hai nahi..uski halat to main deepika randi se bhi buri karunga..."
"tujhe kaise maloom chala ki wo ab bhi humare liye jaal bun rahi hai...matlab ki usne abhi tak to mujhe attract karne ki koshish nahi ki..."
"tu sale chandu hee rahega hamesha...zara soch ki Sulabh se seedhi muh baat na karne wali ladki achanak usase bus me has-has kar baate karne lagti hai ,jiske baad Sulabh mujhe waha bulata hai aur Esha mujhe kahti hai ki main Gautam ke sath ek match khelu..."
" to phhir teri is theory ka matlab ye hai ki abki baar Esha aur Megha bhi uske sath shamil hai..."
"aisa nahi hai chandu...maine aisa kab kaha ki Esha aur Megha ,Divya ke sath shamil hai... meri theory ke anusar ,Divya ne Megha ko force kiya hoga ki wo Sulabh se kisi topic par baat kare aur jab main Sulabh ke bulane par waha gaya to maine dekha ki Esha ke pahle ,Divya ne dheemi aawaz me Esha se kaha hoga ki yadi mujhme itna hee dam hai to main uske bhai ke sath basketball ka koyi match kyun nahi khelta....jiske baad Esha ne Divya ki unhi line ko repeat kiya..."
"ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki Esha ,sach me Divya ke sath shamil ho...kyunki jo ladka badla lene ke liye apni bahan ka istemaal kar sakta hai...wo apni girl friend ka istemaal nahi karega,iski kya guarantee hai...." "ye bhi ho sakta hai aur ye bhi ho sakta hai ki main shuru se hee galat rahu...bole to Divya andar se bhi wahi bewkoof ladki ho,jo wo bahar se dikhti hai....hone ko kya nahi ho sakta,kuchh bhi ho sakta , hone ko to ye bhi ho sakta hai ki aaj raat jab tu gand uthakar soya hoga to teri koyi gand mar kar chala jayega"
"chus le phhir, jab tujhe khud par hee confidence nahi hai to phhir humara itna samay kyun barbaad kiya...lawde"
"tension mat le,..mujhe is experiment ka object,required Appratus, theory aur procedura maloom hai...bas Divya par experiment karna baki hai ,jo ki main bahut jald karunga aur result tum dono ko bata dunga...lekin filhal to main us MBBS wali ke bare me soch raha hoon ki uske dil par us waqt kya beeti hogi ,jab waiter ne use bill thamaya hoga..."
"pakka tujhe,maa-bahan ki galiya baki "Saurabh bola.
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Jaisa ki maine pahle bhi kaha tha ki 'ladkiyo ke bare me meri theory aksar galat ho jati hai..'. Jiski vajah shayad ye thi ki main kabhi in brainless humans ke jhamele me nahi pada tha...yani ki aaj tak meri koyi girlfriend nahi bani thi..jiske karan main unhe thik se samajh saku.
college ke dino me maine kisi bhi ladki ko apni girlfriend kewal isliye nahi banaya kyunki tab main behad sharif hua karta tha aur main nahi chahta tha ki ek din koyi mere ghar aaye aur mere gharwalo ko 'mera kisi ladki ke sath chakkar chal raha hai'iski information de...
Aaj tak koyi ladki na to meri girlfriend bani aur na hee kisi ladki ne mujhe kabhi propose kiya,jabki mujhe hamesha se yahi lagta tha ki 'Most Eligible boyfriend ' to main hee hoon....phhir ye sari laundiya mujhe 'i love you' kyun nahi kahti .ye sab to main phhir bhi bardasht kar lu lekin mujhe ladkiyo ke upar joro ka gussa aur jabarjast hairani tab hoti hai ,jab main humare 'kallu kanghi chor' jaise ladko ko ekdum thay maal lekar ghumate hue dekhta hoon aur tab andar se ek hee aawaz aati hai ki 'BC ,humare lund me kaante gade the,jo is kallu se pat gayi..." us kallu ,kanghi chor ka name maine yaha isliye liya kyunki recently mili information ke mutabiq kallu ab tak do junior ko bhaska chuka tha aur yaha college me itna popular hone ke bawjood koyi junior laundiya apun ko friend request tak nahi bhejati .
college me popular hone se mera matlab tha badnami se...kyunki pichhale do saalo me maine jo-jo kand college me kiye the waisa kand sirf ek nihayat hee barbaad ladka kar sakta tha. Khair mujhe meri badnami ki koyi parvaah nahi kyunki Captain Jack Sparrow ne kaha hai ki'yadi badnam honge to kya naam na hoga...'
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Divya par mera jo shaq tha ,wo sahi bhi ho sakta tha aur sath hee sath iski bhi sambhavna thi ki main is baar puri tarah galat sabit ho jaun...sambhavna iski bhi thi ki Esha ,Divya ke sath mili hui ho ya phhir us billi ko kuchh pata hee na ho....sach chahe jo bhi ho...lekin mujhe is baar Divya aur Gautam ke bichhaye jaal ko jala kar rakh karna tha par usase pahle ye janna jaroori tha ki Esha unke sath shamil hai ya nahi....
."Arman ,main soch raha hoon ki kahi wo sab ittefaq bhi to ho sakta hai..jaise bus me Sulabh ka ladkiyo ke paas jana aur tujhe Gautam se basketball khelne ka challenge milna..."Camp se bahar nikalte waqt Arun ne apni shanka jahir ki...
"beta, aaj kal ittefaq se ittefaq kuchh jyada hee ho rahe hai...isliye main ise mahaj ek ittefaq nahi maan sakta...."Aasman me maujood chand-taro ko dekhne ke liye ,jidhar telescope rakha hua tha us taraf jate hue maine kaha...
'Sky Vision' bole to aakash darshan karne ke liye teen telescope ka intezaam kiya gaya tha.jo humare college aur MBBS college ke camp ke beech me situated tha.hum log'Sky Vision' ke liye thoda late pahuche the isliye waha utni bheed nahi thi jitni bheed hone ki main kalpana ki thi kyunki bahut se log ya phhir kahe ki aadhe se adhik log aakash darshan karke idhar-udhar ghoom rahe the...
"last wala telescope ekdum khali hai,chal uspar chalte hai..."ubayi marte hue Saurabh ne kaha"sala abhi
se neend aane lagi jabki khana tak nahi khaya abhi to..."
"last wale telescope pe nahi ,pahle wale par chalo..."Esha ko sabse pahle wale telescope ke paas dekhkar maine kaha....
"tu aisa isliye bol raha hai taki tu Esha se mil sake,usase baat kar sake...chodu samajh rakha hai kya..." "abey aisi baat nahi hai, baki ke dono telescope kharab hai ,isiliye waha koyi nahi hai...."jhooth bolte hue main aage bola"aur tum log already chodu ho,isme samajhne ka sawal kaha se aa tapka..."
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Yadi koyi mujhse puchhe ki maine aaj tak kise sabse adhik baar ullu banaya hai to mera jawab hoga- 1.Arun 2.Saurabh....aur in dono ko ullu banane ki sankhya me +1 abhi-abhi hua tha..
Us samay mujhe ye nahi maloom tha ki baki ke dono telescope kharab hai ya sahi...lekin Esha ke paas jane ke liye maine aise hee kah diya ki baki ke dono telescope kharab pade hai aur un dono ne maan bhi liya kitna mahan hoon main
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"Divya...maine mangal grah dekh liya...jaldi aa..."Esha ekdum se cheekhte hue aise boli ,jaise usne mangal grah nahi balki kisi naye grah ki khoj kar di .Esha ki is harqat se uski taraf badhte hue mere kadam ek pal ke liye wahi ruk gaye.Esha ne ek aur baar Divya ko aawaz di lekin Divya waha nahi thi,jiske baad Esha thodi si udas hui aur wapas telescope ke andar apni najare ghusane lagi....
"jara hat to, main bhi dekhu mangal grah..."maine kaha.
meri aawaz sunkar Esha ne shuru me koyi reaction nahi kiya lekin jab maine apna golden word 'billi' uske liye istemaal kiya to wo ek jhatke me khadi ho gayi aur agle hee pal thoda peechhe hat gayi....
"relax ho ja billi,itna kud kyun rahi hai..."telescope se Sky Vision karte hue maine Esha se puchha"tujhe kaha se mangal grah dikh gaya,mujhe to nahi dikh raha..."
Aur jaise ki mujhe ummid thi Esha ne aage kuchh nahi kaha aur apne gaal,naak gusse se fulakar jaha pahle khadi thi,wahi khadi rahi....
"ye aajkal kaise-kaise log engineering karne aa jate hai, kuchh maloom hota nahi hai..."Esha ko target karte hue maine Arun se kaha"tujhe pata hai Arun ,aise hee students ki vajah se engineers ki value girti ja rahi hai..."
Jawab me Arun aur Saurabh ne wahi kiya ,jo ki wo dono hamesha karte the. Arun aur Saurabh,dono khilkhila kar hans pade.
"mujhe mera level maloom hai aur har semester me tumse jyada marks aate hai..."mujhpar apna pura gussa nikalte hue Esha cheekh padi aur aasman me ek taraf ek chamakte tare(star) ko indicate karte hue boli"aankhe fad kar us laal tare ko dekho...wahi hai mangal grah..."
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Esha ki is bachkani gusse bhari harqat par dil kiya ki seedhe use apne seene se chipka loon lekin phhir baad me hone wale aafat ko bhanpkar maine aisa nahi kiya aur chup-chap telescope se us timtimate red star ko dekhne laga ,jise Esha mangal grah bata rahi thi.
Mujhe nahi maloom tha ki wo chamakta hua laal tara ,sach me mangal grah hee hai ya kuchh aur.lekin mujhe Esha ke vipreet bolna tha taki wo mujhe ladayi aur jhagda kare....
"wo mangal grah nahi hai, tu kuchh bhi muh utha kar mat bol diya kar billi...class 6 me maine padha tha ki grah timtimate nahi..."
"wo mangal grah hee hai,chahe kisi se bhi puchh lo tum bilav, kyunki aasman me laal tara dikha matlab wo mangal grah hai..."
"jis tarah har safed liquid doodh nahi hota..."main bol raha tha ki Arun mere kaan me bola"kuchh sperm bhi hota hai "
"jis tarah har peeli chiz sona nahi hoti.."Arun ko ignore karke maine aage bolne ki koshish ki hee thi ki wo phhir mere kaan me bol pada"kuchh peeli chiz human shit bhi hoti "
"jis tarah engineering college me padhne wala har ladka Arman nahi hota..."teesari baar Arun ko ignore markar maine apna dialogue pura karna chaha lekin is baar bhi Arun baaj nahi aaya aur beech me hee bol pada"kuchh ladke Gautam jaise chodu bhi hote hai..."
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Arun ke is baar-baar interfere karne wali harqato se jab main tang aa gaya to main Arun ki taraf palta... "ya to tu bol de ya mujhe bolne de..."
"tu hee bol..."
"to ab chup rahna..."wapas Esha ki taraf apna chehra karke main bola"to main kya bol raha tha ki...jis tarah har white liquid doodh nahi hota,jis tarah har peeli chiz sona nahi hoti,jis tarah engineering college me padhne wala har ladka Arman nahi hota....usi tarah aasman me dikhne wala har laal tara mangal grah nahi hota....samjhi..."
"lekin ye mangal grah hee hai,i know..."
"bahut janti hai tu billi..huh.tujhe shayad pata nahi ki NASA wale har programme ke pahle meri advice lete aur tu mujhe hee galat sabit karne pe tuli hai..."
"kuchh bhi main ja rahi hoon ."waha se khisakte hue Esha boli... "to jana,kaunsa tujhe maine yaha rukne ke liye kaha hai..."
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Esha ke jane ke baad hum teeno ne telescope se Sky Vision kiya aur tabhi main Angelina ko unke camp ki taraf ek patthar par baithe hue dekha....Wo akeli us bade se patthar par baithkar rahasyamayi nazar se mujhe dekh rahi thi....uska is tarah se mujhe dekhne se main thoda dara lekin phhir'ek ladki mera kya ukhad legi' ye sochkar main uski taraf badha......
"coffee house ka khana kaisa laga "Angelina ke paas pahuchkar muskurate hue maine usase puchha..
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Un dino Angelina ko yun shant dekhkar mujhe ladkiyo ke baare me ek aur baat chali jo ye thi ki wo kabhi apni haar swikar nahi kar sakti aur khaskar ke ladko ke hatho mili har unke pure astitva ko hila kar rakh deti hai....main aisa isliye kah raha hoon kyunki abhi tak maine jis Angelina ko dekha tha ,jiske dimag ke samne mera dimag do baar pani pee chuka tha...wo is samay kisi ghutan me thi.uski aankhe udas thi aur kisi gahri soch me doobi hui thi....
main Angelina ko do-teen baar 'hi..hello' bol chuka tha lekin wo mere 'hi...hello' ka jawab diye bina
mujhe aise ghoor rahi thi..jaise apne shikar ko apne samne dekh Shikari ghoorta hai....wo shayad mujhe tad rahi thi aur soch rahi thi ki kaise wo mujhe haraye par Silva darling ko ye nahi maloom tha ki apun bhi in sab khelo me koyi nausikhiya nahi tha
"lagta hai ,isne wo incident apne dil pe le liya..."gusse se laal hote hue Angelina ke face ko dekhkar maine socha"i love you bol de,ma kasam 6000 wapas karunga..."
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jab Angelina ki Potential energy me kuchh der baad bhi koyi parivartan nahi hua to maine waha se jana hee behtar samjha kyunki abhi tak Angelina coffee house me pay kiye gaye apne paiso ka shok mana rahi thi, waha se main chup chap chala jana chahta tha lekin tabhi mere andar na jaane kya khujali hui jo main Angelina ki taraf wapas palatkar bade hee abhiman aur garv se bola...
"hume apni haar swikar karni chahiye aur ye maan lena chahiye ki samne wala humse behtar tha...." "aisa nahi hai Arman ! ,kabhi-kabhi langoor ke hath me bhi angoor lag jata hai..."mere liye zehar ugalte hue Angelina boli aur banawati muskan ki ek parat apne hontho par le aayi....
"sahi kaha...kabhi-kabhi langoor ke hath me bhi angoor lag jata hai ,jaise ki tumhare hath shuru me do baar laga tha...."maine bhi apne andar ka zehar nikala aur seedhe fek-kar uske muh me de mara...'sali mujhse dialogue-bazi karti hai '
.Angelina jis patthar par abhi tak apni potential energy ,constant kiye hue baithi thi ,us patthar se uthkar wo khadi ho gayi aur turant peechhe mudkar apne college ke ladko ko aawaz lagayi....
"tum logo ne kaha tha ki Arman name ke ek ladke se tum logo ki bahas hui thi...ye raha wo..."
Angelina ki is harkat ne mujhe jabarjast jhatka diya kyunki maine MBBS college walo ki taraf aate hue ek second bhi ye nahi socha tha ki aisa bhi kuchh ho sakta hai....
Humare college ka camp jis jagah main abhi khada tha waha se koyi 20-22 meter ki doori par tha aur is samay mere paas do raste the .pahla ye ki main apni puri taqat lagakar waha se apne camp ki taraf bhag jaun aur dusara ye ki main wahi khada rahkar apne college ke laundo ko aawaz du...mere paas jo do raste the unme se pahle wala tarika apnane par meri bejjati hoti bole to ek aisa ladka jo kuchh ghanto pahle jin ladko ke samne goli ,chaku ki baat kar raha tha wo ab akela hone par dar ke mare bhag raha tha aur dusara tarika apnane par meri solid bejjati hoti ,kyunki mere dusare tarike ke anusar mujhe apne college ke ladko ko aawaz dena tha aur jab tak mere launde waha pahuchte tab tak mujhe ek do hath pad sakte the aur ye ek-do hath mujhe aur mere fan ke dil me talwaar ki tarah chubhate ...isliye mera dusara rasta bhi flop tha....
jab dono rasto me se mujhe koyi bhi pasand nahi aaya to maine turant teesara rasta banate hue Angelina se kaha....
"main to yaha tumhare paise lautane aaya tha...." "kya "Angelina ki khushi ka thikana na raha...
"ye mere jeb me rupayo ki gaddi dekhkar andaza laga sakti ho..."pant me pade mobile ko rupayo ki
gaddi batakar maine Angelina par jaal feka...
"sach..."mujhe pakad kar mere camp ki taraf late hue Angelina boli"to ye baat pahle batani chahiye tha na..."
"itani der se to yahi bolna chah raha tha main...khair chhodo ,aur apne rupaye lo..."bolte hue maine apne jeb me hath dala....
Angelina ke aankh ,jeb me mere hath jane se turant chamak uthi,lekin phhir main Angelina se bola"tumhare college ke students ki nazar hum dono par hai aur yadi un sabne mujhe ,tumhe hazar-
hazar ke note dete hue dekha to galat samjhenge ,mere khayal se tum samajh gayi hogi ki main kya kahna chahta hoon..."
"ok...ok, yaha se thoda door chalte hai..."
"haan,ye sahi "bolte hue maine khud ko shabasi di....
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Main aur Angelina ab mere camp ki taraf badh rahe the aur jab hum dono mere college ke camp ke samne pahuch gaye to Angelina ke dimag ki batti jali,lekin tab tak bahut der ho chuki thi....
"ye to mobile lag raha hai..."mere pant ki jeb ko bahar se dabate hue Angelina garrate hue boli... "janeman,..aaram se.idhar-udhar hath maar rahi ho,aakhir irada kya "
"oh god !"main Angelina ko sab kuchh samjhata usase pahle hee wo sab kuchh samajh gayi aur meri aankho me apni aankhe gadate hue boli"you fooled me again..."
"abhi nayi ho isliye aisa jhatka lag raha hai,baad me aadat ho jayegi...don't worry."apni jeet par main bola"ab tum jao aur mujhe harane ke liye apna flop plan banao..."
"kal dekh lungi tumhe..."chutki bajate hue usne mujhe challenge diya. "apne mobile se meri photo le lo aur raat bhar dekhte rahna..."
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Angelina ko waha se vida kar main peechhe palta to meri mandali saikado sawal liye mera intezaar kar rahi thi....
"hisab barabar ho gaya be...chalo papa bolo sab mujhe..."
"yar,bhai,mere dost,mere jigar ke tukde...iski dila de na ek baar..."Angelina ke back side par aankh gadaye hue Arun ne laar tapkaya.
"sale,bhabhi hai teri...kuchh to sharam kar jhatu "
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