27-03-2019, 01:20 AM
Chapter-39:Angelina'A Girl having beauty with brain.'
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"Girls with beauty don't have the brain..."
aisa mera manna tha ,lekin un camp ke teen dino me main ek aisi ladki se mila jisne upar likhi gayi kahawahat aur mujhe ek jhatke me galat sabit kar diya.
Main aaj tak ye mante aaya tha ki is puri duniya me mujh jaisa main akela hee hoon, isliye us samay atmosphere me romanch ke particle apne aap ghul mil gaye,jab maine apne jaise hee dusare ko dekha. Ye romanch tab aur badh gaya jab mujhe maloom chala ki wo dusare college ki lekin ye romanch sabse jyada uske ek ladki hone par badha tha.Un dino main ek aisi ladki se mila jisne kayi baar mujhe peechhe chhod diya aur main ye sochane par majboor ho gaya ki ek ladki ke paas itna dimag kaise aa gaya,jo
mere 1400 gm ke brain ka muqabala kar sake....
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Rajshri ke hath se maine apna goggle liya aur aankho me sajakar un ladkiyo ki taraf badha ,jo humari taraf hee aa rahi thi. Wo teen thi lekin dekhne layak sirf ek hee thi,jo ki baki do ladkiyo ke beech me chal rahi thi....unki taraf aage badhte hue maine gaur kiya ki wo teeno ladkiya apne hee aap me mast thi, unhe aas-paas ki bilkul bhi parvaah nahi thi ki unke aas-paas kya ho raha hai, wo to haste hue, ek dusare ka majak banate hue bas aage badh rahi thi....
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"ye to dusare college ki lagti hai..."andaza lagate hue maine socha"sala ek inka warden hai jo in sabko
abhi tak ghumne ki permission de raha hai aur ek sala apna warden hai jo khud ko hitler ki aaulad samajhta hai...."
un ladkiyo ki taraf aage badhte hue main sochane laga ki unse main kya baat karunga aur tabhi mujhe aisa laga jaise ki mere peechhe koyi hai...maine peechhe mudkar dekha to mere dost bhi dheemi- dheemi chal me aage badh rahe the.
"tum log dafa ho jao, warna warden se chudwa dunga...."
"tu sale apna muh band rakh Arman,nahi to lawda phhek kar marunga...bose dk,chodu samajh rakha hai kya..."Arun mere paas aaya aur meri aankho me aankhe dalkar bola.
"kya tujhe mujhse dar nahi lagta..." "nahi.."
"phhir thik hai, tum sab bhi uspar try karna...lekin pahle mujhe jane do..." "hmm..ab aaya na line par..ja pahle tu try maarkar aa ,hum log peechhe jate hai..."
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"achchha hua gaye sale...kutte kahi ke."un sabko peechhe jata hua dekh main badbadaya aur aage se aa rahi teen ladkiyo ke thik samne jagar unka rasta rok liya....
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"any problem..."beech wali ne mujhe dekhkar kaha.
" this time, there are only three problems.."angry young man ka roop dharan karte hue main Angelina(beech wali) ke left side me khadi ladki ko dekhkar kaha"first problem is you"phhir Angelina ke right side me khadi ladki ko dekhkar kaha"second is you"aur sabse aakhiri me maine Angelina ki taraf dekha aur goggle ke andar se hee uski aankho me aankhe daalkar bola"and third is you..."
"and who are you..."Angelina thoda jhallate hue boli.
"main Arman aur main is jagah ka manager hoon,bole to is jagah ka arrangement main hee dekhta hoon..."
"to, iska matlab ye nahi ki..."
"is samay matlab na to iska hai aur na hee uska..."Angelina ko baat ko beech me hee katkar maine kaha"matlab iska hai ki abhi matlab kiska hai , i hope ki tum logo ko sab samajh aa gaya hoga " "to hum log aage jaye..."mere itne bhari bharkam dialogue ko puri tarah se ignore karte hue Angelina boli.
"tum log aage nahi ja sakte..."
"kyun...aage koyi dhamaka hone wala hai kya..."
"dhamaka to nahi hone wala,lekin yadi tum aage jaogi to bahut bade-bade dhamake "thoda sa muskurate hue maine kaha..."actually ,humare rules ke anusar camping ke liye aaye college ke students ko sham ke 6 baje ke baad Dam ke aas-paas bhatakne ki koyi anumati nahi hai, isliye behtar yahi hoga ki tum log wapas apne camp me jao..."
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"Joulie "uska aage ka name jaankar peechhe ka name maine apne se fit kar diya....
"Joulie nahi Silva...Angelina Silva "iske baad usne apne college ka name bataya jiske baad mujhe maloom
"tumhara name Arman hai kya...."Angelina ne apni finger mujh par point out karte hue kaha.
"oh teri
"uske muh se apna correct name sunkar ek pal ke liye mere muh ke sath-sath mera sab kuchh fat gaya....
meri halat is waqt aisi thi jaise ki kisi ne mujhe bagal me bah rahi nadi me dubo-dubo kar khoob pita ho....maine apna goggle utara ,jo mere hath se fisal kar zameen par gir gaya. Main Angelina ko bahut der tak dekhta raha aur use pahchanane ki koshish karne laga..
"nahi..isko to aaj se pahle kahi nahi dekha...phhir ye apun ka name kaise janti hai..."
Bahut sochne ke baad bhi jab mujhe kahi se Angelina ke bare me koyi clue nahi mila to maine Angelina se hee puchha ki use mera name kaise maloom chala....
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"meri baat sunkar tumhe thoda ajeeb lagega...shayad ye bhi ho ki tumhe mujhpar yakin na aaye..." " ye puzzle-puzzle ka game khelna band karo aur sab kuchh batao..."
"sabse pahle main tumhe ye batana chahungi ki tum manager bilkul nahi dikhte aur na hee tum kisi manager ke umra ke ho aur dusari baat ye ki main already us shaks ko janti hoon ,jo yaha sabhi arrangement ki dekh rekh karta hai "Angelina ne mujh par pahla bomb foda aur phhir aage boli"jab hum teeno apne camp se aa rahe to samne dusare college ka group,jo ki abhi kuchh der pahle hee yaha aaya hai,unke camp ke bahar achchhi khasi bheed thi...hum teeno us bheed se thodi door ,kuchh der ke liye khade rahe jisase hume ye maloom chala ki kuchh ladke apne camp se missing hai aur tabhi tumhare caretaker ne ek name gusse se liya'Arman, uski to main aaj jaan le lunga...' "
"thanks for the information...lekin main abhi tak ye nahi samjha ki ,main hee Arman hoon,tumhe ye kaise maloom hua..."
Mere is sawal par wo thoda muskurayi aur boli"hum log yaha do din pahle se hai,isliye hume maloom hai ki kaun kis waqt kaha hota hai aur jis jagah tum khade ho ya phhir ye kahe ki jis jagah hum charo aur tumhare peechhe tumhare dost khade hai, waha din ke samay bhi koyi nahi aata siway un students ke jinke camp upar lage hue hai...to phhir bhala raat me kaun aayega....mere college ke to tum ho nahi to bacha dusara college aur unke is waqt camp se missing ladko ka group...so andaza lagana mushkil nahi hua ,dusare shabdo me kahe to maine andhere me diye ki roshani me ek teer chalaya jo ekdum sahi nishane par jakar laga..."
"kya kayamat hai yar,sali ne to bheja ghuma kar rakh diya..."luta-pita sa main Angelina ko dekhta raha
,sirf dekhta raha kyunki kahne ke liye mere paas is samay kuchh nahi tha.
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"main samajh sakti hoon tumhari halat.."apne hontho par halki si smile late hue wo boli"aksar mere facts sunkar logo ka sar chakra jata hai,.."
"mujhe yakin ho gaya,kyunki aksar main bhi aisa hee kuchh experiment karta rahta hoon..."
"sar dard ki dawayi kha lena,warna brain damage ho sakta hai..."mera mazak udate hue wo waha se aage jane lage aur boli"goodbye Manager..."
"tu baad me mil mujhe,phhir tujhe main apne 1400 gm ke brain ki power dikhata hoon, sali ku....."bolte hue main beech me ruk gaya...
pata nahi kyun par mera dil nahi kiya ki main us ladki ko gali du...
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Un teeno ke waha se aage badhne ke baad maine apne dosto ko pukara,lekin salo ke kaan me to jaise kisi ne lund daal diya tha,unme se kisi ne bhi mujhe koyi responce nahi diya...
"abey kutto, jaldi chalo...warna warden hume thok-thok kar behal kar dega..." "kya..."wo sab ek sath cheekhe aur daudte hue mere paas aaye....
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"kya baat ki tune us fuljhadi se,.." "kuchh nahi..."
"are kuchh to kiya hoga..."upar pahadi par chadhte hue Saurabh ne mujhe dhakka dekar puchha... "kaha na kuchh nahi kiya maine..."
"to phhir usne kuchh kiya hoga, kyun Arman bhai..."Saurabh ki nakal karte hue Rajshri Pandey ne bhi mujhe dhakka diya, jisase main upar chadhte hue girne se bal-bal bacha...
ek to waise bhi Angelina ne pure dimag ke anjar-panjar dheele kar diye the upar se ab ye...
"wo chod ke gayi hai mujhko...."bolte hue maine ek jordar mukka Rajshri Pandey ki peeth me jad diya
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"wo chod ke gayi hai mujhko...."bolte hue maine ek jordar mukka Rajshri Pandey ki peeth me jad diya
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Camp ke najdeek aate tak hum sabki dil ki dhadkane badh chuki thi kyunki hum sab jante the ki ab humara warden sabke samne humari ijjat utarega..lekin jab hum log apne camps ke najdeek gaye to waha koyi bheed-bhad nahi thi, waha ka najara pahle jaise hee tha...matlab ki sabhi ladke apne camp me aur warden ,un do guidance ke sath apne camp me.....
"lagta hai ki ab sabke samne humari bejjati nahi hogi...cheers lawdo..." "tujhe kaise pata..."
"kyunki ab hum sab chup chap warden ke camp me jayenge aur sorry bol denge...jiske baad wo hume un do guidance ke samne gali bakega aur phhir warning dekar chhod dega..."
"tujhe kaise pata ki sab kuchh aisa hee hoga..."Arun ne puchha...
"mujhe ye sab isliye pata hai,kyunki..."Arun ke kandhe par hath rakhkar main bola"kyunki main ye sab college ke dino me bhi kar chuka hoon....wo bhi ek baar nahi kayi baar."
"mere paas ek plan hai..."Saurabh ne mera hath Arun ke kandhe se hataya aur hum dono ke beech me ghuskar bola"yadi aisa hee hai to phhir sabko warden ke camp me sorry bolne ke liye jane ki jaroorat nahi..."
"aage bol..."
"bole to ,tu aur Rajshri Pandey chale jao..."
"yeda samajh rakha hai..."Saurabh ko peechhe dhakel kar maine kaha...
"sahi to bol raha hai ,Saurabh..."Arun bola"tum dono jakar warden ko sorry bolna aur humare hisse ki gali khakar aa jana,faltu me sab gali khayenge"
"to phhir...tu aur Rajshri chal de ya Saurabh ko bhej "Arun ko bhi peechhe dhakelte hue maine kaha....
"Abey tune hee to abhi kaha ki tu ye sab pahle bhi kar chuka hai,wo bhi ek baar nahi balki baar- baar...isliye tujhe bhej rahe hai kyunki tu experience wala aadmi hai..."mere karib aate hue Sulabh ne kaha ,lekin main jab un sabki baat manne se mana kar diya to Arun peechhe se mere kaan me fusfusaya....
"Yadi koyi problem ho to Rajshri ko fansa dena...isiliye to use tere sath bhej rahe hai..." "badle me mujhe kya milega..."
"hum sabki dher sari dua aur bahut sara pyar..."
"gand me daal le apna pyar...main ye sab ek hee shart par karunga..."chalaki bhari muskan ke sath maine kaha"tu mujhe wo 100 wapas kar,jo bus me tune mujhse wapas le liye the...."
"chal be, tujhe main 100 kya 100 paise bhi nahi dunga..."
"phhir main bhi nahi ja raha warden ke paas..."Arun ka rubab dekhkar maine bhi apne hath khade kar diye.
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Mere jid ne Arun,Saurabh aur Sulabh ko gahari chinta me daal diya tha....kyunki ek taraf Arun
100 dene me aana-kani kar raha tha to wahi dusari taraf sab ye chahte the ki main hee warden ke paas jaun...5 minute tak un teeno me kuchh discussion hua...jiske baad Arun ne apne purse se sau ki ek hari patti mujhe thama di.
jab ye masla thikane laga to ab Rajshri Pandey ne rona shuru kar diya ki wo mere sath warden ke paas nahi jayega lekin use manane me mujhe bahut jyada mehnat nahi karni padi...maine use ,uska senior hone ke nate bahut sari dhamkiya di...jiske baad na chahte hue bhi Pandey ji ko humari baat manni padi.uske baad waha se Arun, Sulabh,Saurabh apne camp ki taraf gaye aur Rajshri Pandey mere sath warden ke camp ki taraf....
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"Sir ,may i come in..."
"aao Arman...abhi main tumhare hee bare me soch raha tha..."
Warden ki anumati milne ke baad hum dono andar ghuse. Warden ke sath is waqt teen log the.do ko to main janta tha ,jo humare guidance the..lekin teesare wale ko main pahli baar dekh raha tha, khair ye waqt is samay us teesare wale ke bare me na sochkar apne bare me sochane ka tha lekin main andar aakar warden ko sorry bolta ya apni fake story unhe sunata ki hum log bahar kyun gaye the...iske pahle hee warden bol pada....
"Arman,ye hai mere bachpan ka dost Balram...tum yakin nahi karoge ki hum log 12th tak ek sath hee padhte the.."chay ka pyala samne zameen par rakhne ke baad ,kuchh sochate hue warden ne kaha"18 saal baad hum dono aaj phhir mile wo bhi bade ajeeb tarike se aur aaj main bahut khush hoon..." "lawda bahut khush nazar aa raha hai, yahi badhiya mauka hai ki iske samne apni galti swikar kar loon..."maine man me socha...
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"Arman ,aaj mere dost Balram ne ek bada hee badhiya sujhav diya hai...Balram jo ki humare side me lage dusare college ke camp ka caretaker hai...usne kaha hai ki ek raat dono college milkar group
discussion ka programme rakhte hai..."
"group discussion nahi , debate..."Balram beech me bola"aur topic rahega Engineers v/s Doctors..." "badhiya idea hai..."mujhe unke us debate competition me koyi interest nahi tha,lekin phhir bhi maine interest ke sath kaha.
"tum yaha kyun aaye the, kuchh kaam tha kya..."warden ne mujhse puchha..jiske baad main thoda chauka...
main kuchh der aur waha raha aur idhar-udhar ki baate karte hue warden se wo sab janne laga ki mere camp se gayab hone ke baad yaha kya-kya hua tha..lekin mera sar us waqt joro se ghooma jab mujhe baato hee baato me ye pata chala ki warden pichhale ek ghante se MBBS college ke caretaker ke sath baitha gappe lada raha tha aur phhir jab warden ne mujhe, meri us kartoot ke liye kuchh nahi kaha to kuchh-kuchh baate mere dimag me ghusna shuru ho gayi...jaise ki Warden ko ye maloom tak nahi tha ki
main kuchh der pahle apne dosto ke sath yaha se neeche Dam ki taraf gaya tha....
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Main ,Rajshri Pandey ke sath turant waha se nikla aur kuchh ladko ke camp me jakar puchha ki kya un sabki ,warden ke sath meeting hui thi ya kisi ko bhi humare camp se gayab hone ki khabar thi aur jo jawab un ladko ne diya use sunkar main double shocked hua...un ladko ne mujhse kaha ki...na to koyi meeting hui thi aur na hee kisi ko pata tha ki main yaha se gayab tha.....
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"Arman bhai..kya hua..."
"kuchh nahi ,ek to sala pahle se hee sapne me aakar dimag ko chodta tha aur ab ye dusari real me dimag ko chod rahi hai...sale dono ke dono bhoot hai,upar se network problem ki vajah se Google Maharaj bhi mere sath nahi hai..."
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Wo ladki ,jo apne do dosto ke sath mujhe pahadi ke neeche mili thi...usne mujhe kaha tha ki mere college wale mujhe dhoondh rahe hai aur waha se gujarte waqt usne mera name,mere warden ke muh se suna aur phhir ghanghor andhere me ek diye ki roshani me usne andhere me teer chalaya tha ,jo ki ekdum fit baitha....lekin yaha aakar mujhe maloom chala ki uski koyi bhi baat sach nahi thi.na to kisi ko mere gayab hone ki khabar thi aur na hee usne mera name humare warden ke muh se suna tha, to ab mere samne sawal ye tha ki 'phhir use mera name kaise maloom chala, sali koyi bhoot to nahi thi...'
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yahi sab sochate hue main apne camp ke andar ghusa.raste me maine Rajshri Pandey ko samjha diya tha ki yadi Sulabh,Saurabh aur Arun me se koyi ye puchhe ki 'warden ne kya kaha' to use bolna hai 'warden ne bahut gali baki '
Rajshri ko aisa bolne ke liye maine isliye kaha ,kyunki mujhe dar tha ki kahi Arun mujhse apne
100 wapas na le le...
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Camp ke andar aakar main apni jagah let gaya.is waqt mere dimag me sirf aur sirf Angelina hee chhayi hui thi...mujhe ab bhi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki usne mera name kaise jana aur tabhi maine flash back me jane ka socha....
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"and who are you..."Angelina thoda jhallate hue boli.
"main Arman aur main is jagah ka manager hoon,bole to is jagah ka arrangement main hee dekhta hoon..."
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"oh teri...use to maine pahle hee apna name bata diya tha ,wo sali MBBS ki laundiya jhoothi-jhoothi kahani banakar mujhe do-do baar chod di...kamal hai yar, kaise-kaise log maujood hai is duniya me."
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'Angelina ko mera name kaise maloom chala' iski gutthi suljhane ke baad main aaram se leta .lekin ek bechaini mere andar ghar kar chuki thi ki ek ladki ne....ek ladki ne mujhe yeda bana diya ,wo bhi itne jabarjast tarike se,jiski main kalpana tak nahi kar sakta aur tabhi mujhe ek jordar jhatka tab laga jab mujhe ye maloom chala ki maine apna Goggle kahi kho diya hai...
"BC, din hee kharab hai ,2000 ka nuksan pahle hee din ho gaya...kitni mushkil se paise bacha-bacha kar maine goggle kharida tha...Angelina, tu abki baar mil mujhse "
Angelina se pahli hee mulaqat me mera bahut bada nuksan ho gaya tha lekin main bechain isliye nahi
tha ki aaj mere goggle gum gaye the balki main bechain isliye tha ki ek ladki ne mujhe bewkoof banaya wo bhi ek khubsurat ladki ne....
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usi din raat ke karib 9 baje jab main cigarette peene camp se chupke-chupke nikla to dekha ki samne wale college ke camp par koyi tez aawaz me chilla raha tha...main aawaz ki taraf gaya to paya ki lagbhag ek 40-42 saal ki ek aurat kuchh ladkiyo par chilla rahi thi...main unke camp ke thoda aur karib gaya to dekha ki wo aurat jin ladkiyo par chilla rahi thi wo koyi aur nahi balki wahi teeno ladkiya thi..jo mujhe neeche Dam ke paas mili thi ,bole to khubsurat Angelina aur uski badsurat dono saheliya....
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Angelina ko daant khate dekh mere dil ko thoda sukoon mila.
"aur daant, baal pakad kar 360 degree par ghooma...bahut hoshiyar samajhti hai khud ko..."maine dil hee dil me kaha aur phhir apne camp ki taraf wapas aane ke liye peechhe palta to us aurat ke kuchh shabd mere kaan me pade,jise sunkar main peechhe palta...
"Angelina,chinki aur pinki...do din me ye dusari baar hai,jab tum teeno,humare mana karne ke bawjood...bhag kar ghoomane gaye, hum har baar tum teeno ki harkato ko avoid nahi kar sakte...kyunki isase baki ke students par bura effect padta hai...ye aakhiri warning hai tum teeno ko..."us 40-42 saal ki aurat ne apna gala phhad-phhad kar kaha....
"iski to ye bhi meri tarah bhag kar ghumane gayi thi...aaj kal ke students me sarifi bachi hee nahi hai siway "
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Humare ghonchu warden ne shuru me hum sabse kaha tha ki samne jo dusare college ka camp hai..unke college ka level bahut gira hua hai aur waha ke students ekdum defaulter hai....baad me mujhe maloom chala ki warden ne hume unse door rahne ke liye aisa kaha tha, taki koyi lafda na ho...lekin ab lagbhag hum sabhi jaan chuke the ki samne jis college ka camp laga hai usme MBBS ke students hai aur mere khayal se kisi ko ye batane ki jaroorat nahi ki MBBS ki value kya hoti hai .
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"yar Arman ,wo sale MBBS ke students hai..maine socha tha ki jab bhi unse mulaqat hogi to apna collar uncha aur seena chauda karke chalunga...lekin ab to..."
"janeman, ghodo ke jhund me gadho ko shamil karne se ,wo ghoda nahi ban jata aur isase kya fark padta hai ki wo MBBS ke students hai ya 12th fail ke..."maine kaha,jabki main janta tha ki fark to padta hai . "to aage ka kya plan hai, Arman bhai...main to bolta hoon ki kal phhir nadi ke upar bane pull me jate hai aur laundo ko pelte hai..."
"Tu yaha ,yahi karne aaya hai kya...beta kismat har baar sath nahi deti.yadi koyi couple group me aaya ho to phhir chud jayenge..."
"to filhal abhi kya kare...bhari bore ho raha hoon " "filhal to world cup nikalo....samay gujar jayega..."
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'PLATINUM' ke ek bumpher ko raat bhar me maine,Arun aur Rajshri Pandey ne khatm kar diya tha....Sulabh aur Naveen daru peete nahi the aur Saurabh ne kaha ki aaj shaniwar hai isliye wo aaj nahi piyega .
dusare din sabse pahle meri aankh khuli aur aankh khulte hee meri nazar sabse pahle mere hath me bandhi ghadi par gayi aur baad me daru ke us bumpher par,jise kal raat hum teen logo ne khali kiya tha.is waqt 9 baj rahe the aur daru ki botal me kuchh daru ab bhi baki thi....
"sala kal raat ko lagta hai ,in dono ne apna aakhiri peg nahi liya...warna hisab se to aaj botal ko khali hona chahiye tha...."Platinum ki botal ki taraf badhte hue main badbadaya aur botal ko uthakar sochne laga ki iska kya kiya jaye...bahar fek du ya phhir pee loon....
"nahi sala kahi chadh gayi to phhir main sabki dayi chod dunga..."sochate hue maine Platinum ke dhakkan ko khola aur jaise hee bache hue daru ko girane wala tha ,mere man me khayal aaya ki"pee hee leta hoon,itne se mera kya hoga...zameen par girane se to achchha hai ki apne pet me gira loon..."
iske baad maine bina kuchh soche botal me thoda pani dala aur kuchh der botal ko hilane ke baad botal ke muh ko apne muh se lagaya aur khel khatm
Mere sare dost abhi tak kharrate le rahe the,isliye maine waha bikhri hui sari avaidh cheezo jaise ki
cigarette ke packet, disposable glass aur world cup ko ek badi si polythene me bharkar camp se bahar nikla .
"idhar to koyi kharab jagah dikh hee nahi rahi...ye sab kachra kaha phheku..."maine socha..aur phhir khayal aaya ki chup chap jakar dusare college ke jo camp hai ,waha rakh deta hoon ,isase to hum log door-door tak nahi fasenge aur maine aisa hee kiya...main chup-chap dusare college ke camp ke paas gaya aur polythene waha chhodkar wapas aa gaya.
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Subah ke 10 baje sabhi students bahar jama hue. Hum sab neeche khade the aur humara warden ek bade se patthar ke upar white kit pahle khada tha.
"sab log yaha se neeche jayenge aur pull ki taraf na jakar right side me jayenge...right side me hum logo ke liye bahut sari activities hai, jaise ki rappelling ,fishing....jisko jo karna hai wo...wo karega aur sham ke 4 baje tak wapas yaha aana hai."Patthar se neeche kudkar warden ne aage kaha"aur khabardar jo koyi yaha se neeche jane ke baad pull ki taraf ya coffee house ki taraf gaya to....yadi maine kisi ko aisa karte hue pakad liya to aaj raat ka khana usi se banwaunga...understand..."
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"ye sala humara warden ,khud ko samajhta kya hai...BC humlog koyi bachche hai kya jo har waqt ye batata rahta hai ki ye mat karo,wo mat karo....Arman tu dekhna yadi mera dimag kharab hua na to sale ko isi nadi me dubo-dubo kar mar dunga..."pahadi se neeche utarte waqt Arun ne kaha....
maine Arun ko koyi jawab nahi diya,kyunki is samay mera pura dhyan pahadi se neeche utarne me tha...mere aisa karne ki vajah ye thi ki subah jo maine do peg mare the,uska halka-halka asar hone laga tha aur mujhe ye dar tha ki yadi maine yaha bakchodi ki to pahle seedhe neeche aur phhir seedhe upar pahuchunga.....
"tu itna shant kyun hai be..."neeche utarte waqt Arun ne mujhe peechhe se dhakka diya. "bakchod hai kya...jo dhakka de raha hai, yadi gir jata to..."
"tu londiya hai kya ,jo itni se mamuli jhatke ko nahi sah payega..."
"dekh ,tu abhi shanti se mujhe neeche utarne de...ek to waise bhi sar gol-gol ghoom raha hai aur upar se tu aur teri bakwas..."
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"meri tabiyat kuchh thik nahi hai ,right chalte hai..."maine kaha. "kya hua.."
"kuchh nahi, "
"to phhir left chalte hai na..."
"right me jugad hai...left me kuchh nahi hai" "tujhe kaise pata..."
"ab lawda ,tum log ko har ek chiz batau kya...chalna hai to chalo warna..."jhallate hue main bola. "control yar, tu itna bhadak kyun raha hai...chal left side hee chalte hai."Arun ne mujhe beech me tok kar kaha aur hum log left side badhe....
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"sala daru phhir reaction kar gayi, zameen par gira deta to achchha rahta..."chalte hue main badbadaya"aadha ek ghanta ,jaldi se beet jaye to main hosh me aaun..."
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Right side chalte rahne ke baad humne dekha ki nadi ke kinare-kinare bahut hee badhiya jagah waha thi, jaha fishing ,rappelling karne ka intezaam kiya gaya tha.
"ye sale machhali mar, ab ye hum logo se machhali ki hatya karwayenge..."
"chutiyapa band kar...machhali pakadne ke baad use wapas pani me chhod bhi dena hai..."bolte hue main ruka aur kinare me rakhe ek patthar ke upar thodi der ke liye baith gaya....
"thodi der ruko yahi...phhir aage chalte hai..."
"tu pakka kisi ka muh me lekar aaya hai...kal raat tak to thik tha,ab aaj tujhe ye achanak kya ho gaya..." "kuchh nahi ,pyas lag rahi hai..."
"sorry, mujhe is waqt peshab nahi lagi hai...warna tujhe namak wala garam pani pilata..." "kyun dimag chat raha hai be..."daant chabate hue maine Arun se kaha.
iske baad kuchh der tak wo sab wahi khade rahe aur main patthar par baithkar na jaane kya-kya sochane laga....tabhi mujhe khayal aaya ki mere sath is camp me Esha bhi aayi hai, mujhe kuchh plan banane chahiye jisase ki hum dono ek-dusare ke karib aa sake.
Aisi situation me yadi mujhe Esha dikh jati to kasam se sara mood sahi ho jata lekin mujhe Esha nahi balki Angelina dikhi,wo bhi samne se aati hui....kal raat jis tarah se usne mujhe ullu banaya tha uske baad to main uske baare me sochkar hee nervous hone laga tha aur main chahta tha ki wo chup chap mere bagal se nikal jaye. Kyunki is waqt main apne full form me nahi tha .Lekin hua iska thik ulta. "o..Mr. Manager...kya haal hai..."
Angelina ka mujhe is tarah se bolne par jaha ek taraf main chauka wahi dusari taraf mere dost mujhse jyada chauke, aur sale mujhe dekhkar aise muskurane lage jaise ki Angelina meri maal ho.....
"kya hua, aaj kuchh nahi bolna kya..."Angelina ne aage kaha aur uski kal wali dono saheliya hasne lagi. man to mera nahi kar raha tha ki main Angelina ke paas jakar usase baat karu, lekin ek ghamand ki lahar aayi aur dosto ke beech apni baadshahat kayam rakhne ke liye main utha....
"tumhe pahchana nahi...apna introduction dogi kya...wo kya hai ki mai raah chalte sabko yaad nahi rakhta"Angelina ki taraf badhte hue maine kaha...
"pahle apne pant ki zib to band kar lo ,Manager...phhir mera intro lena..."haste hue wo boli. mere pant ki zib khuli hai ,ye sunkar mera ek hath turant neeche gaya lekin baad me pata chala ki Angelina ne is baar bhi mujhe ullu bana diya hai kyunki mera zib pahle se hee band tha.
"hosh me raha karo Engineer babu ,warna jaha kaam karoge,waha ka kabada kar doge..."ek phhir uski
hansi gunji aur wo apne dono saheliyo chinki ,pinki ke sath mera majak udate hue aage badh gayi...
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Angelina ke aise bartaav par mere sabhi dosto ka muh 3 inch fat gaya tha.unhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki koyi mujhe chuna laga gaya....
"kya be, ye londiya to tujhe chod ke chali gayi...sale laundo ka naam badnam kar diya tune,aaj ke baad baat mat karna mujhse..."
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"tu kuchh bhi bol Arman lekin tune aaj dil dukha gaya....bole to main fail hone ke baad itna udas nahi hota hoon,jitna ki aaj hua hoon...."
"ja mutth mar ke aa,sab kuchh normal ho jayega..."
Arun ko jaise hee maine mutth marne ke liye kaha to uski nazar door jati Angelina ke back side par padi aur bas uski nazar Angelina par jam gayi.....
"yar Arman, ladki kaisi bhi ho lekin maal dudharu hai....kuchh din isi ko soch kar 61-62 " "sala,shuru ho gaya..."Arun ki gardan door jati Angelina se hata kar main dusare side kiya aur bola"chal machhali pakadte hai..."
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Jis jagah Fishing karne ka intejaam kiya gaya tha,waha humare college ke bhi bahut se students the aur sath hee sath MBBS college ke bhi bahut students the....kuchh waha nadi ke kinare ret par baithe hue the to kuchh machhali pakad rahe the....
"sabse pahle main machhali pakdunga...."Rajshri Pandey ne apna hath khada kiya aur jaha Fishing karne ka saman rakha tha,udhar bhaga.....
Pandey ji ne fishing rod uthaya aur hook me bait dalkar rod ko nadi me dubo diya....
"sala koyi machhali hee nahi fans rahi hai"kuchh der baad fishing rood ko upar karke Pandey ji ne naya bait hook me fasaya aur wapas rod ko nadi me duboya...lekin Pandey ji ki kismat is baar bhi jhand nikli aur 10 minute tak, garam ret me apna gand sekane ke bawjood jab unki pakad me ek chhoti si bhi machhali nahi aayi to,wo rod ko ek taraf fekte hue jaha hum khade the,udhar aaya....
"sale chodu banate hai, ek to inka machhali pakadne ka equipment kharab hai aur upar se is nadi me ek bhi machhali nahi hai...BC kahi ke..."
Itne me hee jaha kuchh der pahle Rajshri Pandey baith kar fishing kar raha tha, usase thodi door par baithe dusare college ke ek launde ne ek badi machhali fasayi aur use apne dosto ko bade shan se dikhane laga....
"hey,dude...maine bahut badi fish pakdi hai...idhar dekho..."dusare college ke us ladke ne hawa me hee machhali ko latka kar bola....
"abey chodu,pahle hook ko remove kar warna ,uska ram ram satya ho jayega aur phhir baad me dude,chut karte rahna..."bina kuchh soche samjhe maine kaha....
Dusare college ke us ladke ko naseehat dete waqt mujhe ek baar soch lena chahiye tha ki wo ladka mere college ka nahi hai aur jaise mere dost waha paas the,waise hee uske bhi kuchh dost waha paas the...yadi maine daru nahi pee hoti to yakikan main us ladko ko ek shabd nahi bolta, lekin daru ka nasha chadha hone ke karan meri jubaan jaise slip ho gayi thi,..khair jo bol diya so bol diya....
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"tune mujhse kuchh kaha kya..."turant fishing rod ko ek kinare karte hue usne mujhse puchha.... "nahi,main tujhe kyun kuchh bolunga....main to ise samjha raha tha..."Rajshri ke sar ke baal pakad kar maine dheere se kheencha aur bola"chodu, machhali ko pakadne ke baad pani me wapas chhodna hota hai...yadi tune aisa nahi kiya to tujhe ek nirdosh aur masoom fish ki hatya karne ke jurm me dhara 302 ke tahat fansi ki saza milegi...."
Maine Rajshri Pandey ko bhale hee beech me la diya tha ,lekin wo ladka itna to samajh hee chuka tha ki maine Rajshri Pandey ko nahi balki use hee gali baki thi aur ab baat palat raha hoon.....usko yun mujhse
baat karta dekh uske jo bhi dost the ,wo udhar uske paas aane lage....
"isne mujhe bematalab ka gali diya , jabki maine ise kuchh bola tak nahi..."us ladke ne apne dosto se kaha....
"dekho yar, ise galatfahmi hui hai...main to ise janta tak nahi phhir bhala main ise gali kyun dunga...mujhe kya pagal kutte ne kata hai..."maine ekdum pyar se kaha...
"main bol raha hoon na ,isne mujhe gali di," "nahi di bhai ,tu faltu me aisa soch raha hai..."
Ab tak waha ka mahol garmane laga tha, us ladke ke sath dheere-dheere karke uske college ke sabhi ladke khade ho gaye aur idhar hum sirf 6 the....maine samne nazar daudayi to waha mere college ke bhi kuchh ladke idhar-udhar ghoom rahe the....jo waha bheed dekhkar udhar hee aane lage the.....
"ho gaya na panga...ye sale 30-40 launde to honge hee aur humlog sirf 6..."kaanpti hui aawaz ke sath Naveen ne kaha...
"chinta mat kar aur samne dekh 15-20 apne college ke ladke idhar hee aa rahe hai..."dheere se bolte hue maine ek baar phhir dusare college walo ko samjhaya ki baat ko kyun badha rahe ho....
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Mere sath yadi aisa hua hota to mujhe nahi pata ki main kya karta..matlab ki yadi kisi anjaan ladke ne mujhe gali di hoti to mujhe nahi pata ki main baat ko jaane deta ya phhir mujhe gali dene wale ko pakad kar marta....khair yaha wo gali khane wala Victim main nahi tha,isliye is waqt is bare me sochane ka koyi fayda nahi tha.
ab tak mere college ke sabhi ladke waha pahuch chuke the aur jo baki fattu kisam ke the,wo dono group se thodi door khade tamasha dekh rahe the....
"chal sorry bol ,BC"humare taraf aate hue unke group me se ek ladka bola...
"sorry to maine aaj tak use nahi bola,jisase main pyar karta hoon...phhir tum chutiyo ki kya aaukat jo mujhse 'Sorry' word ka 'S' bhi bulwa lo...."BC ki gali sunkar mera bheja khisak gaya aur daru ka pura nasha ek pal me utar gaya,maine aage kaha"haan,maine use chodu bola...kyunki wo real me chodu hai...asal me tum sab chodu ho ,jo Engineering ke laundo se bhidne aa rahe ho...taiyar ho jao be." "maro salo ko..."unke group me se koyi chillaya aur un sabne apna-apna belt utar liya....
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Well, ye condition mere under thi..kyunki kayi saal pahle hee maine ye soch kar rakha tha ki....yadi kabhi group me ladayi hui aur ladayi ko talna ho to kya karna chahiye....jitne launde unke paas the,utne hee lagbhag humare paas the aur sabhi normal the.Lekin unki sabse badi kamjori ye thi ke unke paas mujh jaisa koyi nahi tha...jo apni akal ka jara sa bhi istemaal kare.....
"Arun, nikal chaku aur jo bhi samne dikhe BC ko fad dena....Saurabh tu katta nikal aur inki *** chod
dena..."main apna pura dam lagakar cheekha aur jaise hee meri cheekh un sabke kano me padi to humari taraf unke badhte hue kadam rook gaye aur main samajh gaya ki mere plan ka first step kaam kar chuka hai....
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"are bose dk ke ,dekh kya raha hai...chala goli BCO par...aaj har ek ke gand me 200 centimeter ka sariya dalna..."apne plan ka dusara step apply karte hue main pahli baar se bhi jyada cheekha...jiska nateeza ye hua ki un sabki aankho me chaku ,katte ka khauff bhar gaya aur wo sab ulte kadam bhagne lage ,isi ke sath mere plan ka third and last step un logo ne khud apply kar bole to plan super duper
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"bhag gaye lawde...salo ne puri daru utar di..."un sabko bhagte hue dekh maine apne college ke sabhi ladko ko 'thanks' kaha aur sabko udhar se jane ke liye kaha......
Abhi kuchh der pahle jo dhamaka hua tha, uske kayi eyewitness the...jaise ki mere college ke ladke aur ladkiya...Dusare college ke ladke aur ladkiya.mere college ki ladkiyo ko to mere karnamo ke bare me pata tha lekin dusare college ke ladkiyo ke liye main bilkul naya tha,isliye wo sab is samay mujhe apni aankhe phhad-phhad kar dekh rahi thi....
"kya...aise kya dekh rahi hai, chal nikal yaha se..."ek ladki ko chamkate hue maine kaha, jo mujhe aankh dikha rahi thi....
"aur tu kya aankh dikha raha hai be, BC yahi zinda dafna dunga, bhag MC.."dusare college ke ek ladke ko Arun ne chamkaya...jo us ladki ki tarah hume ghoor raha tha.
jab main aur Arun itne bhari-bhari chhod rahe the to bhala humare Pandey ji in sabme kaise peechhe rahte.humare Pandey ji ek kadam aage badhte hue apni pant wahi utar di aur dusare college ke kuchh ladke(jo ladayi me shamil nahi the) jo abhi tak waha khade the, unhe sambodhit karte hue bole"chusega kya...kat le idhar se,warna lund seedhe muh me pel dunga...."
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"chalo be sab papa bolo mujhe..."pull ki taraf chalte hue maine kaha.
Waha jab ladayi hui to hum log fishing wali jagah se aage nahi badhe aur pull ki taraf aa gaye. Pahle jaha humara plan rappelling karne ka tha wahi ab plan badalkar coffee house me jakar shahar ki takatak item dekhne ka ban gaya tha...mujhe pahle se hee kisi lafde ka andesha tha isliye main lagbhag 15 ladko ko lekar coffee house ki taraf badh raha tha, is shart par ki un sabka bill main dunga. Par asal me aisa kuchh nahi hone wala tha ,matlab ki main kisi ka bill nahi dene wala tha , main to bas un sabko chodu banakar apne sath la raha tha.....
"maza aa gaya Arman bhai,un MBBS wale laundo ki gand fad di humne..."
"wo sab to thik hai lekin tu yar,har jagah nangrayi mat kiya kar...jaha dekho pant kholke khada ho jata hai..."
"thik hai,aap bolte ho to aage se aisa nahi karunga....lekin abhi kya kare..."Pull me chadhte hue Pandey ji ne kaha"aaj bhi in premi jodo ko pareshan kare ya rahne de..."
"aaj rahne de be..."maine kaha...
maine aisa isliye nahi kaha kyunki mera aisa karne ka man nahi tha balki isliye kyunki maine abhi-abhi Angelina ko uski do saheliyo chinki aur Pinki ke sath coffee house ki taraf jate hue dekha tha.
"Arun, chal ab us Angelina ki bhi lete hai, sali bahut uchak rahi hai do din se..."
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"Arun, chal ab us Angelina ki bhi lete hai, sali bahut uchak rahi hai do din se..."
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maine hamesha se ek sapna dekha tha ki jab main college me pahuchunga to main bhi ek ladki pataunga
, din-raat mobile me day-night pack dala-dala kar usase baate karunga. Na khane ki fikra rahegi aur na hee sone ki khabar.
Waha Dam ke upar bane pull par couples ko dekhkar mujhe yaad aaya ki maine bhi bachpan se ek aisa sapna dekha tha ki jisme mere sath ek khubsurat ladki hogi aur main isi tarah uske sath kisi aisi hee jagah par baat kar raha hounga. Lekin college ke teesare saal me bhi mera ye sapna ab tak adhoora hee tha,iski Vajah chahe jo ho ,lekin mere wo Arman aaj bhi mere dil me kaid the,wo Arman aaj bhi mere dil me zinda the.
Main kal bhi is jagah aaya tha aur aaj bhi yaha tha.lekin kal mujhe aisa kuchh bhi feel isliye nahi hua kyunki kal mere Samne Esha nahi thi ,jabki abhi wo mere aankh ke thik samne thi....bole to thodi doori me.
Esha ko samne se aata dekh pahle mere pair ruke aur phhir mere ruk jane ke karan mere dost bhi ruk gaye....Samne se Esha ,Divya aur unka pura group aa raha tha.
"tu janta hai Arun ,main hamesha se yahi chahta tha ki...."Esha par apni najare tika kar main Arun se bola
"rahne de....rahne de,mujhe maloom hai ab tu apni aur us billi ki 'the amazing love story' ke kuchh scene bayan karke mujhe bore karega..."
"dekh be,kya mast nazara hai...neeche pani, upar aasman aur samne Esha....bas kami hai to iski ki abhi din nahi raat honi chahiye thi."
"main Divya se baat karu..."Arun ne mujhe rok kar puchha... "nahi...ye ladki thik nahi hai"
"to phhir main baat karta hoon isase ,phhir aaj raat ko hee ise chod dunga...."
"ek baar na bolne me samajh nahi aata kya...."maine thodi unchi aawaz me kaha... "main isase kyun na baat karu..."Arun bhi cheekha...
"kyunki yahi ladki un sabki vajah thi ,jo kuchh mahine pahle hua....yadi ye ladki na hoti to main teen mahine coma me nahi rahta...."
"bhool ja beeti baato ko..."
"sorry main nahi bhool sakta,kyunki jo galti tum dono ne ki thi uska khamiyaza tum dono ko chhodkar baki sabko bhugatna pada....tum dono to bach gaye lekin baki sab nahi bache..."
"ye kya bol raha hai..."
"main sach bol raha hoon aur ek sach tujhe aur batau , tu yakin nahi karega..."Arun ki taraf apna face karke main bola"Divya jitni bewkoof dikhti hai utna hee wo lomadi ke mafik chalak bhi hai. Usne tera proposal ,jo maine messege ke jariye bheja tha ,wo usne Gautam ke kahne par accept kiya....tera Divya ke karib jana, Divya aur Gautam ki full planning thi...."
bolte hue main ruka aur Arun ki shakal par dhyan diya to paya ki uske shakal par to 12 baje hai....maine jo kuchh bhi Arun ko bataya uspar yakin karna mushkil to tha,lekin ye sach tha aur ye sach maine isi mauke ke liye bacha rakha tha.....
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"kyun shock laga na mere laal ! "
"tu pakka me sach bol raha hai na ya mujhe chodu bana raha hai...yadi teri kahi gayi baate sach hai to
phhir us haramjadi ko main abhi pull se neeche fek dunga...." gusse se kanpte hue Arun bola...
"abhi control kar...baad me tujhe sab samjhata hoon aur ab samajh aaya ki main kyun bol raha tha is laundiya se door rahne ko..."
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Yaad hai maine ek baar kaha tha ki ek ladki ki khubsurati use tabhi tak bacha sakti hai,jab tak wo ladki samne wale ko pasand ho kyunki jis din bhi us ladki ke liye us samne wale shaks ke andar nafrat paida hui to phhir sari khubsurati gayi tel lene.....aur isi theory ko Arun is waqt prove kar raha tha...jab Pull me Divya aur Arun aamne-samne hue to Arun ne uski taraf dekha tak nahi ,jabki pahle wo aksar Divya ke seene aur pichhwade ko takta rahta tha.Arun ne Divya ko aise ignore mara jaise samne wala insaan koyi insaan nahi balki ek badbudar jaanwar ho aur isi ke sath apun ne ek hee teer se do nishane lagaye....Mera pahla Nishana tha Arun ko Divya ke bare me sach batana ,jiske liye main na jaane kab se mauka dekh raha tha aur mera dusara nishana tha Arun ke andar Divya ke liye be-inteha nafrat paida karna...jo ki mere is sach ne paida kar di thi.
"kitna smart hoon main"
pull par aage badhte hue maine khud se kaha....
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"kha daru kasam ki tu sach bol raha hai aur yadi tune jhoothi kasam khayi to aaj ke baad tujhe daru ki ek boond bhi naseeb nahi hogi "
"tu to janta hee hai ki main kabhi jhooth nahi .lekin yadi phhir bhi tujhe yakin na ho raha ho to daru ki kasam ,maine kuchh der pahle jo kaha ,wo sab 99.99 % sach tha...."
"baki ka 0.01% kaha hai..."
"wo yadi meri sambhavnaye galata hui tab ke liye....khair tu fikra mat kar" "kasam se yar,mujhe to ab bhi yakin nahi ho raha ki Divya aisa karegi...."
Pull par aage badhte hue main aur Arun bakiyo se thoda aage chal rahe the,jisase hum dono ke beech jo baat-chit ho rahi thi ,wo hum dono tak hee simit thi.humne pull paar kiya aur pull ke dusari taraf bane coffee house ki taraf badhne lage.....
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"tujhe kaise pata chala ki wo sab Divya aur Gautam ki mili bhagat thi ,kyunki Divya ki harkato se aisa
lagta nahi ki wo itna bhayankar kand soch sakti hai...."
"Divya to sirf ek jariya thi, third semester ke khooni kand ki....asali game to Gautam khel raha tha,jo main tujhe kabhi aur bataunga....."Coffee house ke andar Angelina ko ek table par baitha hua dekh maine Arun se kaha"aur ek baat batau..."
"kya..."
"yahi ki Gautam mere jitna hoshiyar nahi hai ,ye alag baat hai ki wo khud ko Einstein ya Newton ki aaulad samajhta hai....ab tu sabko lekar us kinare wali table par baithna...."
"kyun tu kaha ja raha hai...yaad hai na sabka bill tujhe hee bharna hai..."
"Wo dekh samne ,MBBS wali chhammak chhallo baithi hai...zara usase milkar aata hoon..."maine us table ki taraf aankho se ishara karte hue kaha,jis par Angelina apne dono saheliyo chinki aur Pinki ke sath baithi hui thi....
"thik hai main sabko lekar dusari taraf jata hoon aur Angelina se kahna ki wo yadi chahe to meri girl friend ban sakti hai,mujhe koyi aitraaz nahi "
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Arun aur baki sabko coffee house ke dusare taraf bhejkar maine khud ka huliya sahi kiya aur Angelina ki taraf badha...jis table par wo teeno baithi thi uspar do chair ab bhi khali thi aur mere khayal se wo khali hee rahne wali thi kyunki Angelina ko kal sham se maine sirf do logo ke sath dekha tha jo us samay waha maujood the...isliye main unse bina puchhe ki'kya main yaha baith sakta hoon', maine ek chair kheenchi aur uspar baith gaya...Angelina ke thik samne baithne ke baad maine ek waiter ko ishara kiya....
"ek coffee lana..."
"kis tarah ki coffee lena aap pasand karenge ,sir..."bade hee sahuliyat se us waiter ne mujhse puchha.. "pahli baat to ye ki apna ye gheesa-pita dialogue band karo,bole to mujhe sir aur in teeno garib ladkiyo ko madam kahne ki koyi jaroorat nahi..."
"sach...."relax hote hue wo waiter turant khada hua aur bola"sala bahut din se apne jaisa koyi nahi mila tha....pakka tu engineering student hoga aur ye beech wali teri item hogi"
"nahi yar,aisa kuchh bhi nahi hai..."un teeno ke chehre se jab maine rang udte hue dekha to us waiter se jara kadak kar kaha"ja ek cup coffee le aa..."
"kaun si wali laun..."
"koyi si bhi le aa, kaun sa mujhe maloom chalne wala hai ki main kaun si coffee pee raha hoon, apne ko to sab kuchh ek barabar hee lagta hai..."
"ek nahi...char lana..."waiter ke peechhe mudne se pahle hee Angelina ne apna order de mara"aur bill mere is boyfriend ke khate me add kar lena..."
"apne ko maloom hai, college ke dino me mujhe bhi isi tarah ladkiyo ne loota hai..."
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"tumne aisa kyun kaha ki main tumhara boy friend hoon..."ek professional smile marte hue maine Divya se puchha aur coffee house ka menu card dekhne laga....
"teri to...ek cup coffee 60 ki ,matlab ki 4 cup coffee ke 240 ,BC ye coffee hai ya ladkiyo ka doodh,jo itna mahnga mil raha "menu card ko dekhte hee meri aankh fati ki fati rah gayi aur jo khayal mere man me sabse pahle aaya wo ye ki mere jeb me kitne paise hai....
"1000 , par main apne hazar rupaye in par kharch nahi kar sakta..."menu card ko dekhte hue maine kuchh socha aur phhir muskura kar Angelina se bola...
chahte the...."
"kal sham ke waqt tum camp se bhag kar kaha gayi thi..."coffee ka cup khatm karne ke baad maine puchha...
"paas me ek Night club hai,wahi...." "ek club aur yaha...is jungle me..."
"bahar nikal kar dekho engineer,bahut kuchh hai..."
"chalo main maan bhi leta hoon ki yaha ek night club hai par gadi yaha atakti hai ki ye kaisa club hai jo sham ke 5-6 baje hee khul jata hai..."
"wo to tumhe club ke malik se puchhna chahiye...mujhe kaise pata hoga..." "ye bhi sahi hai...."
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"ek ladka, jisase kal raat meri mulaqat hui aur aaj wo bina jaan-pahchan ke 1500 ka bill bhar raha hai
,iska kya matlab hua..."
Angelina ke is sawal par main kuchh der tak sochta raha ki use kya jawab du ,jisase mamla na bigde aur jab mujhe sab samajh me aaya ki mujhe kya kahna chahiye to main bola....
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"main bahut hee rahis gharane se hoon isliye ye hazar,do hazar mere liye koyi mayne nahi lagte..."apne dosto ki taraf ishara karte hue maine kaha"un logo ko dekh rahi ho,jo jaanwaro ki tarah kha -pee rahe hai...unme se main kuchh ke name nahi janta,lekin phhir bhi unka bill main hee pay karunga...."
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"tu to bada solid amir lagta hai yar...hi main Chinki"Angelina ke left side wali ladki ne apna hath meri taraf badhaya...
"aur main Pinki..."Angelina ke right side me baithi hui ladki ne bhi apna hath meri taraf kiya... "Aur main Arman..."dono ka hath ,apne dono hatho se tham kar main bola.
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"main abhi aati hoon..."Angelina apni jagah se uthi aur Chinki ,Pinki ke sath washroom ki taraf badh gayi....
"oye...bill la,jaldi se..."bolte hue maine usi waiter ko bill lane ke liye kaha, jisase maine yaha aate hee baat ki thi.
mere kahne par us waiter ne dono table ka bill ,mere hath me saunp diya .
"5640 ...BC,tum logo ka baap bharega ye bill...salo bahar milo, ek-ek ko chodta hoon." bill ko table par rakhte hue maine us waiter se kaha"wo teeno ladki ,jo washroom ki taraf gayi hai...unse bill ke paise le lena aur kahna ki main unka bahar apni car me intezaar kar raha hoon..."
"kya sach me wo teeno bill dengi..."
"aur nahi to kya aur main un ladko me se hoon jo ladkiyo ke peechhe teri tarah chodu bankar apni jeb khali nahi karte,thoda dimag ka use karte hai...chal bye."
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Hum sab coffee house ke bahar nikle aur waha se bahar nikalte hee main apna pura dam lagakar daudte hue bola"bhago BC,warna bill na bharne ke karan gand me dande padenge..."
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"Girls with beauty don't have the brain..."
aisa mera manna tha ,lekin un camp ke teen dino me main ek aisi ladki se mila jisne upar likhi gayi kahawahat aur mujhe ek jhatke me galat sabit kar diya.
Main aaj tak ye mante aaya tha ki is puri duniya me mujh jaisa main akela hee hoon, isliye us samay atmosphere me romanch ke particle apne aap ghul mil gaye,jab maine apne jaise hee dusare ko dekha. Ye romanch tab aur badh gaya jab mujhe maloom chala ki wo dusare college ki lekin ye romanch sabse jyada uske ek ladki hone par badha tha.Un dino main ek aisi ladki se mila jisne kayi baar mujhe peechhe chhod diya aur main ye sochane par majboor ho gaya ki ek ladki ke paas itna dimag kaise aa gaya,jo
mere 1400 gm ke brain ka muqabala kar sake....
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Rajshri ke hath se maine apna goggle liya aur aankho me sajakar un ladkiyo ki taraf badha ,jo humari taraf hee aa rahi thi. Wo teen thi lekin dekhne layak sirf ek hee thi,jo ki baki do ladkiyo ke beech me chal rahi thi....unki taraf aage badhte hue maine gaur kiya ki wo teeno ladkiya apne hee aap me mast thi, unhe aas-paas ki bilkul bhi parvaah nahi thi ki unke aas-paas kya ho raha hai, wo to haste hue, ek dusare ka majak banate hue bas aage badh rahi thi....
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"ye to dusare college ki lagti hai..."andaza lagate hue maine socha"sala ek inka warden hai jo in sabko
abhi tak ghumne ki permission de raha hai aur ek sala apna warden hai jo khud ko hitler ki aaulad samajhta hai...."
un ladkiyo ki taraf aage badhte hue main sochane laga ki unse main kya baat karunga aur tabhi mujhe aisa laga jaise ki mere peechhe koyi hai...maine peechhe mudkar dekha to mere dost bhi dheemi- dheemi chal me aage badh rahe the.
"tum log dafa ho jao, warna warden se chudwa dunga...."
"tu sale apna muh band rakh Arman,nahi to lawda phhek kar marunga...bose dk,chodu samajh rakha hai kya..."Arun mere paas aaya aur meri aankho me aankhe dalkar bola.
"kya tujhe mujhse dar nahi lagta..." "nahi.."
"phhir thik hai, tum sab bhi uspar try karna...lekin pahle mujhe jane do..." "hmm..ab aaya na line par..ja pahle tu try maarkar aa ,hum log peechhe jate hai..."
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"achchha hua gaye sale...kutte kahi ke."un sabko peechhe jata hua dekh main badbadaya aur aage se aa rahi teen ladkiyo ke thik samne jagar unka rasta rok liya....
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"any problem..."beech wali ne mujhe dekhkar kaha.
" this time, there are only three problems.."angry young man ka roop dharan karte hue main Angelina(beech wali) ke left side me khadi ladki ko dekhkar kaha"first problem is you"phhir Angelina ke right side me khadi ladki ko dekhkar kaha"second is you"aur sabse aakhiri me maine Angelina ki taraf dekha aur goggle ke andar se hee uski aankho me aankhe daalkar bola"and third is you..."
"and who are you..."Angelina thoda jhallate hue boli.
"main Arman aur main is jagah ka manager hoon,bole to is jagah ka arrangement main hee dekhta hoon..."
"to, iska matlab ye nahi ki..."
"is samay matlab na to iska hai aur na hee uska..."Angelina ko baat ko beech me hee katkar maine kaha"matlab iska hai ki abhi matlab kiska hai , i hope ki tum logo ko sab samajh aa gaya hoga " "to hum log aage jaye..."mere itne bhari bharkam dialogue ko puri tarah se ignore karte hue Angelina boli.
"tum log aage nahi ja sakte..."
"kyun...aage koyi dhamaka hone wala hai kya..."
"dhamaka to nahi hone wala,lekin yadi tum aage jaogi to bahut bade-bade dhamake "thoda sa muskurate hue maine kaha..."actually ,humare rules ke anusar camping ke liye aaye college ke students ko sham ke 6 baje ke baad Dam ke aas-paas bhatakne ki koyi anumati nahi hai, isliye behtar yahi hoga ki tum log wapas apne camp me jao..."
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meri dhamki sunkar Angelina ke agal-bagal khadi ladkiyo ne turant apna sada sa muh bana liya aur mujhe samajhte der nahi lagi ki wo dono andar hee andar mujhe galiya de rahi thi.Angelina is waqt shant khadi hokar kuchh soch rahi thi .
"tumhara name kya hai..."uski soch me rukawat dalte hue maine usase puchha... "Angelina...""Joulie "uska aage ka name jaankar peechhe ka name maine apne se fit kar diya....
"Joulie nahi Silva...Angelina Silva "iske baad usne apne college ka name bataya jiske baad mujhe maloom
chala ki wo us samay MBBS ki padhayi kar rahi thi...uski khubsurati ka to main use dekhte hee kayal ho gaya tha aur ab jab mujhe pata chala ki wo MBBS ki student hai to uska level mere liye thoda aur badh gaya....
."tumhara name Arman hai kya...."Angelina ne apni finger mujh par point out karte hue kaha.
"oh teri
"uske muh se apna correct name sunkar ek pal ke liye mere muh ke sath-sath mera sab kuchh fat gaya....
meri halat is waqt aisi thi jaise ki kisi ne mujhe bagal me bah rahi nadi me dubo-dubo kar khoob pita ho....maine apna goggle utara ,jo mere hath se fisal kar zameen par gir gaya. Main Angelina ko bahut der tak dekhta raha aur use pahchanane ki koshish karne laga..
"nahi..isko to aaj se pahle kahi nahi dekha...phhir ye apun ka name kaise janti hai..."
Bahut sochne ke baad bhi jab mujhe kahi se Angelina ke bare me koyi clue nahi mila to maine Angelina se hee puchha ki use mera name kaise maloom chala....
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"meri baat sunkar tumhe thoda ajeeb lagega...shayad ye bhi ho ki tumhe mujhpar yakin na aaye..." " ye puzzle-puzzle ka game khelna band karo aur sab kuchh batao..."
"sabse pahle main tumhe ye batana chahungi ki tum manager bilkul nahi dikhte aur na hee tum kisi manager ke umra ke ho aur dusari baat ye ki main already us shaks ko janti hoon ,jo yaha sabhi arrangement ki dekh rekh karta hai "Angelina ne mujh par pahla bomb foda aur phhir aage boli"jab hum teeno apne camp se aa rahe to samne dusare college ka group,jo ki abhi kuchh der pahle hee yaha aaya hai,unke camp ke bahar achchhi khasi bheed thi...hum teeno us bheed se thodi door ,kuchh der ke liye khade rahe jisase hume ye maloom chala ki kuchh ladke apne camp se missing hai aur tabhi tumhare caretaker ne ek name gusse se liya'Arman, uski to main aaj jaan le lunga...' "
"thanks for the information...lekin main abhi tak ye nahi samjha ki ,main hee Arman hoon,tumhe ye kaise maloom hua..."
Mere is sawal par wo thoda muskurayi aur boli"hum log yaha do din pahle se hai,isliye hume maloom hai ki kaun kis waqt kaha hota hai aur jis jagah tum khade ho ya phhir ye kahe ki jis jagah hum charo aur tumhare peechhe tumhare dost khade hai, waha din ke samay bhi koyi nahi aata siway un students ke jinke camp upar lage hue hai...to phhir bhala raat me kaun aayega....mere college ke to tum ho nahi to bacha dusara college aur unke is waqt camp se missing ladko ka group...so andaza lagana mushkil nahi hua ,dusare shabdo me kahe to maine andhere me diye ki roshani me ek teer chalaya jo ekdum sahi nishane par jakar laga..."
"kya kayamat hai yar,sali ne to bheja ghuma kar rakh diya..."luta-pita sa main Angelina ko dekhta raha
,sirf dekhta raha kyunki kahne ke liye mere paas is samay kuchh nahi tha.
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"main samajh sakti hoon tumhari halat.."apne hontho par halki si smile late hue wo boli"aksar mere facts sunkar logo ka sar chakra jata hai,.."
"mujhe yakin ho gaya,kyunki aksar main bhi aisa hee kuchh experiment karta rahta hoon..."
"sar dard ki dawayi kha lena,warna brain damage ho sakta hai..."mera mazak udate hue wo waha se aage jane lage aur boli"goodbye Manager..."
"tu baad me mil mujhe,phhir tujhe main apne 1400 gm ke brain ki power dikhata hoon, sali ku....."bolte hue main beech me ruk gaya...
pata nahi kyun par mera dil nahi kiya ki main us ladki ko gali du...
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Un teeno ke waha se aage badhne ke baad maine apne dosto ko pukara,lekin salo ke kaan me to jaise kisi ne lund daal diya tha,unme se kisi ne bhi mujhe koyi responce nahi diya...
"abey kutto, jaldi chalo...warna warden hume thok-thok kar behal kar dega..." "kya..."wo sab ek sath cheekhe aur daudte hue mere paas aaye....
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"kya baat ki tune us fuljhadi se,.." "kuchh nahi..."
"are kuchh to kiya hoga..."upar pahadi par chadhte hue Saurabh ne mujhe dhakka dekar puchha... "kaha na kuchh nahi kiya maine..."
"to phhir usne kuchh kiya hoga, kyun Arman bhai..."Saurabh ki nakal karte hue Rajshri Pandey ne bhi mujhe dhakka diya, jisase main upar chadhte hue girne se bal-bal bacha...
ek to waise bhi Angelina ne pure dimag ke anjar-panjar dheele kar diye the upar se ab ye...
"wo chod ke gayi hai mujhko...."bolte hue maine ek jordar mukka Rajshri Pandey ki peeth me jad diya
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"wo chod ke gayi hai mujhko...."bolte hue maine ek jordar mukka Rajshri Pandey ki peeth me jad diya
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Camp ke najdeek aate tak hum sabki dil ki dhadkane badh chuki thi kyunki hum sab jante the ki ab humara warden sabke samne humari ijjat utarega..lekin jab hum log apne camps ke najdeek gaye to waha koyi bheed-bhad nahi thi, waha ka najara pahle jaise hee tha...matlab ki sabhi ladke apne camp me aur warden ,un do guidance ke sath apne camp me.....
"lagta hai ki ab sabke samne humari bejjati nahi hogi...cheers lawdo..." "tujhe kaise pata..."
"kyunki ab hum sab chup chap warden ke camp me jayenge aur sorry bol denge...jiske baad wo hume un do guidance ke samne gali bakega aur phhir warning dekar chhod dega..."
"tujhe kaise pata ki sab kuchh aisa hee hoga..."Arun ne puchha...
"mujhe ye sab isliye pata hai,kyunki..."Arun ke kandhe par hath rakhkar main bola"kyunki main ye sab college ke dino me bhi kar chuka hoon....wo bhi ek baar nahi kayi baar."
"mere paas ek plan hai..."Saurabh ne mera hath Arun ke kandhe se hataya aur hum dono ke beech me ghuskar bola"yadi aisa hee hai to phhir sabko warden ke camp me sorry bolne ke liye jane ki jaroorat nahi..."
"aage bol..."
"bole to ,tu aur Rajshri Pandey chale jao..."
"yeda samajh rakha hai..."Saurabh ko peechhe dhakel kar maine kaha...
"sahi to bol raha hai ,Saurabh..."Arun bola"tum dono jakar warden ko sorry bolna aur humare hisse ki gali khakar aa jana,faltu me sab gali khayenge"
"to phhir...tu aur Rajshri chal de ya Saurabh ko bhej "Arun ko bhi peechhe dhakelte hue maine kaha....
"Abey tune hee to abhi kaha ki tu ye sab pahle bhi kar chuka hai,wo bhi ek baar nahi balki baar- baar...isliye tujhe bhej rahe hai kyunki tu experience wala aadmi hai..."mere karib aate hue Sulabh ne kaha ,lekin main jab un sabki baat manne se mana kar diya to Arun peechhe se mere kaan me fusfusaya....
"Yadi koyi problem ho to Rajshri ko fansa dena...isiliye to use tere sath bhej rahe hai..." "badle me mujhe kya milega..."
"hum sabki dher sari dua aur bahut sara pyar..."
"gand me daal le apna pyar...main ye sab ek hee shart par karunga..."chalaki bhari muskan ke sath maine kaha"tu mujhe wo 100 wapas kar,jo bus me tune mujhse wapas le liye the...."
"chal be, tujhe main 100 kya 100 paise bhi nahi dunga..."
"phhir main bhi nahi ja raha warden ke paas..."Arun ka rubab dekhkar maine bhi apne hath khade kar diye.
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Mere jid ne Arun,Saurabh aur Sulabh ko gahari chinta me daal diya tha....kyunki ek taraf Arun
100 dene me aana-kani kar raha tha to wahi dusari taraf sab ye chahte the ki main hee warden ke paas jaun...5 minute tak un teeno me kuchh discussion hua...jiske baad Arun ne apne purse se sau ki ek hari patti mujhe thama di.
jab ye masla thikane laga to ab Rajshri Pandey ne rona shuru kar diya ki wo mere sath warden ke paas nahi jayega lekin use manane me mujhe bahut jyada mehnat nahi karni padi...maine use ,uska senior hone ke nate bahut sari dhamkiya di...jiske baad na chahte hue bhi Pandey ji ko humari baat manni padi.uske baad waha se Arun, Sulabh,Saurabh apne camp ki taraf gaye aur Rajshri Pandey mere sath warden ke camp ki taraf....
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"Sir ,may i come in..."
"aao Arman...abhi main tumhare hee bare me soch raha tha..."
Warden ki anumati milne ke baad hum dono andar ghuse. Warden ke sath is waqt teen log the.do ko to main janta tha ,jo humare guidance the..lekin teesare wale ko main pahli baar dekh raha tha, khair ye waqt is samay us teesare wale ke bare me na sochkar apne bare me sochane ka tha lekin main andar aakar warden ko sorry bolta ya apni fake story unhe sunata ki hum log bahar kyun gaye the...iske pahle hee warden bol pada....
"Arman,ye hai mere bachpan ka dost Balram...tum yakin nahi karoge ki hum log 12th tak ek sath hee padhte the.."chay ka pyala samne zameen par rakhne ke baad ,kuchh sochate hue warden ne kaha"18 saal baad hum dono aaj phhir mile wo bhi bade ajeeb tarike se aur aaj main bahut khush hoon..." "lawda bahut khush nazar aa raha hai, yahi badhiya mauka hai ki iske samne apni galti swikar kar loon..."maine man me socha...
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"Arman ,aaj mere dost Balram ne ek bada hee badhiya sujhav diya hai...Balram jo ki humare side me lage dusare college ke camp ka caretaker hai...usne kaha hai ki ek raat dono college milkar group
discussion ka programme rakhte hai..."
"group discussion nahi , debate..."Balram beech me bola"aur topic rahega Engineers v/s Doctors..." "badhiya idea hai..."mujhe unke us debate competition me koyi interest nahi tha,lekin phhir bhi maine interest ke sath kaha.
"tum yaha kyun aaye the, kuchh kaam tha kya..."warden ne mujhse puchha..jiske baad main thoda chauka...
main kuchh der aur waha raha aur idhar-udhar ki baate karte hue warden se wo sab janne laga ki mere camp se gayab hone ke baad yaha kya-kya hua tha..lekin mera sar us waqt joro se ghooma jab mujhe baato hee baato me ye pata chala ki warden pichhale ek ghante se MBBS college ke caretaker ke sath baitha gappe lada raha tha aur phhir jab warden ne mujhe, meri us kartoot ke liye kuchh nahi kaha to kuchh-kuchh baate mere dimag me ghusna shuru ho gayi...jaise ki Warden ko ye maloom tak nahi tha ki
main kuchh der pahle apne dosto ke sath yaha se neeche Dam ki taraf gaya tha....
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Main ,Rajshri Pandey ke sath turant waha se nikla aur kuchh ladko ke camp me jakar puchha ki kya un sabki ,warden ke sath meeting hui thi ya kisi ko bhi humare camp se gayab hone ki khabar thi aur jo jawab un ladko ne diya use sunkar main double shocked hua...un ladko ne mujhse kaha ki...na to koyi meeting hui thi aur na hee kisi ko pata tha ki main yaha se gayab tha.....
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"Arman bhai..kya hua..."
"kuchh nahi ,ek to sala pahle se hee sapne me aakar dimag ko chodta tha aur ab ye dusari real me dimag ko chod rahi hai...sale dono ke dono bhoot hai,upar se network problem ki vajah se Google Maharaj bhi mere sath nahi hai..."
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Wo ladki ,jo apne do dosto ke sath mujhe pahadi ke neeche mili thi...usne mujhe kaha tha ki mere college wale mujhe dhoondh rahe hai aur waha se gujarte waqt usne mera name,mere warden ke muh se suna aur phhir ghanghor andhere me ek diye ki roshani me usne andhere me teer chalaya tha ,jo ki ekdum fit baitha....lekin yaha aakar mujhe maloom chala ki uski koyi bhi baat sach nahi thi.na to kisi ko mere gayab hone ki khabar thi aur na hee usne mera name humare warden ke muh se suna tha, to ab mere samne sawal ye tha ki 'phhir use mera name kaise maloom chala, sali koyi bhoot to nahi thi...'
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yahi sab sochate hue main apne camp ke andar ghusa.raste me maine Rajshri Pandey ko samjha diya tha ki yadi Sulabh,Saurabh aur Arun me se koyi ye puchhe ki 'warden ne kya kaha' to use bolna hai 'warden ne bahut gali baki '
Rajshri ko aisa bolne ke liye maine isliye kaha ,kyunki mujhe dar tha ki kahi Arun mujhse apne
100 wapas na le le...
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Camp ke andar aakar main apni jagah let gaya.is waqt mere dimag me sirf aur sirf Angelina hee chhayi hui thi...mujhe ab bhi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki usne mera name kaise jana aur tabhi maine flash back me jane ka socha....
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"and who are you..."Angelina thoda jhallate hue boli.
"main Arman aur main is jagah ka manager hoon,bole to is jagah ka arrangement main hee dekhta hoon..."
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"oh teri...use to maine pahle hee apna name bata diya tha ,wo sali MBBS ki laundiya jhoothi-jhoothi kahani banakar mujhe do-do baar chod di...kamal hai yar, kaise-kaise log maujood hai is duniya me."
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'Angelina ko mera name kaise maloom chala' iski gutthi suljhane ke baad main aaram se leta .lekin ek bechaini mere andar ghar kar chuki thi ki ek ladki ne....ek ladki ne mujhe yeda bana diya ,wo bhi itne jabarjast tarike se,jiski main kalpana tak nahi kar sakta aur tabhi mujhe ek jordar jhatka tab laga jab mujhe ye maloom chala ki maine apna Goggle kahi kho diya hai...
"BC, din hee kharab hai ,2000 ka nuksan pahle hee din ho gaya...kitni mushkil se paise bacha-bacha kar maine goggle kharida tha...Angelina, tu abki baar mil mujhse "
Angelina se pahli hee mulaqat me mera bahut bada nuksan ho gaya tha lekin main bechain isliye nahi
tha ki aaj mere goggle gum gaye the balki main bechain isliye tha ki ek ladki ne mujhe bewkoof banaya wo bhi ek khubsurat ladki ne....
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usi din raat ke karib 9 baje jab main cigarette peene camp se chupke-chupke nikla to dekha ki samne wale college ke camp par koyi tez aawaz me chilla raha tha...main aawaz ki taraf gaya to paya ki lagbhag ek 40-42 saal ki ek aurat kuchh ladkiyo par chilla rahi thi...main unke camp ke thoda aur karib gaya to dekha ki wo aurat jin ladkiyo par chilla rahi thi wo koyi aur nahi balki wahi teeno ladkiya thi..jo mujhe neeche Dam ke paas mili thi ,bole to khubsurat Angelina aur uski badsurat dono saheliya....
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Angelina ko daant khate dekh mere dil ko thoda sukoon mila.
"aur daant, baal pakad kar 360 degree par ghooma...bahut hoshiyar samajhti hai khud ko..."maine dil hee dil me kaha aur phhir apne camp ki taraf wapas aane ke liye peechhe palta to us aurat ke kuchh shabd mere kaan me pade,jise sunkar main peechhe palta...
"Angelina,chinki aur pinki...do din me ye dusari baar hai,jab tum teeno,humare mana karne ke bawjood...bhag kar ghoomane gaye, hum har baar tum teeno ki harkato ko avoid nahi kar sakte...kyunki isase baki ke students par bura effect padta hai...ye aakhiri warning hai tum teeno ko..."us 40-42 saal ki aurat ne apna gala phhad-phhad kar kaha....
"iski to ye bhi meri tarah bhag kar ghumane gayi thi...aaj kal ke students me sarifi bachi hee nahi hai siway "
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Humare ghonchu warden ne shuru me hum sabse kaha tha ki samne jo dusare college ka camp hai..unke college ka level bahut gira hua hai aur waha ke students ekdum defaulter hai....baad me mujhe maloom chala ki warden ne hume unse door rahne ke liye aisa kaha tha, taki koyi lafda na ho...lekin ab lagbhag hum sabhi jaan chuke the ki samne jis college ka camp laga hai usme MBBS ke students hai aur mere khayal se kisi ko ye batane ki jaroorat nahi ki MBBS ki value kya hoti hai .
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"yar Arman ,wo sale MBBS ke students hai..maine socha tha ki jab bhi unse mulaqat hogi to apna collar uncha aur seena chauda karke chalunga...lekin ab to..."
"janeman, ghodo ke jhund me gadho ko shamil karne se ,wo ghoda nahi ban jata aur isase kya fark padta hai ki wo MBBS ke students hai ya 12th fail ke..."maine kaha,jabki main janta tha ki fark to padta hai . "to aage ka kya plan hai, Arman bhai...main to bolta hoon ki kal phhir nadi ke upar bane pull me jate hai aur laundo ko pelte hai..."
"Tu yaha ,yahi karne aaya hai kya...beta kismat har baar sath nahi deti.yadi koyi couple group me aaya ho to phhir chud jayenge..."
"to filhal abhi kya kare...bhari bore ho raha hoon " "filhal to world cup nikalo....samay gujar jayega..."
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'PLATINUM' ke ek bumpher ko raat bhar me maine,Arun aur Rajshri Pandey ne khatm kar diya tha....Sulabh aur Naveen daru peete nahi the aur Saurabh ne kaha ki aaj shaniwar hai isliye wo aaj nahi piyega .
dusare din sabse pahle meri aankh khuli aur aankh khulte hee meri nazar sabse pahle mere hath me bandhi ghadi par gayi aur baad me daru ke us bumpher par,jise kal raat hum teen logo ne khali kiya tha.is waqt 9 baj rahe the aur daru ki botal me kuchh daru ab bhi baki thi....
"sala kal raat ko lagta hai ,in dono ne apna aakhiri peg nahi liya...warna hisab se to aaj botal ko khali hona chahiye tha...."Platinum ki botal ki taraf badhte hue main badbadaya aur botal ko uthakar sochne laga ki iska kya kiya jaye...bahar fek du ya phhir pee loon....
"nahi sala kahi chadh gayi to phhir main sabki dayi chod dunga..."sochate hue maine Platinum ke dhakkan ko khola aur jaise hee bache hue daru ko girane wala tha ,mere man me khayal aaya ki"pee hee leta hoon,itne se mera kya hoga...zameen par girane se to achchha hai ki apne pet me gira loon..."
iske baad maine bina kuchh soche botal me thoda pani dala aur kuchh der botal ko hilane ke baad botal ke muh ko apne muh se lagaya aur khel khatm
Mere sare dost abhi tak kharrate le rahe the,isliye maine waha bikhri hui sari avaidh cheezo jaise ki
cigarette ke packet, disposable glass aur world cup ko ek badi si polythene me bharkar camp se bahar nikla .
"idhar to koyi kharab jagah dikh hee nahi rahi...ye sab kachra kaha phheku..."maine socha..aur phhir khayal aaya ki chup chap jakar dusare college ke jo camp hai ,waha rakh deta hoon ,isase to hum log door-door tak nahi fasenge aur maine aisa hee kiya...main chup-chap dusare college ke camp ke paas gaya aur polythene waha chhodkar wapas aa gaya.
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Subah ke 10 baje sabhi students bahar jama hue. Hum sab neeche khade the aur humara warden ek bade se patthar ke upar white kit pahle khada tha.
"sab log yaha se neeche jayenge aur pull ki taraf na jakar right side me jayenge...right side me hum logo ke liye bahut sari activities hai, jaise ki rappelling ,fishing....jisko jo karna hai wo...wo karega aur sham ke 4 baje tak wapas yaha aana hai."Patthar se neeche kudkar warden ne aage kaha"aur khabardar jo koyi yaha se neeche jane ke baad pull ki taraf ya coffee house ki taraf gaya to....yadi maine kisi ko aisa karte hue pakad liya to aaj raat ka khana usi se banwaunga...understand..."
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"ye sala humara warden ,khud ko samajhta kya hai...BC humlog koyi bachche hai kya jo har waqt ye batata rahta hai ki ye mat karo,wo mat karo....Arman tu dekhna yadi mera dimag kharab hua na to sale ko isi nadi me dubo-dubo kar mar dunga..."pahadi se neeche utarte waqt Arun ne kaha....
maine Arun ko koyi jawab nahi diya,kyunki is samay mera pura dhyan pahadi se neeche utarne me tha...mere aisa karne ki vajah ye thi ki subah jo maine do peg mare the,uska halka-halka asar hone laga tha aur mujhe ye dar tha ki yadi maine yaha bakchodi ki to pahle seedhe neeche aur phhir seedhe upar pahuchunga.....
"tu itna shant kyun hai be..."neeche utarte waqt Arun ne mujhe peechhe se dhakka diya. "bakchod hai kya...jo dhakka de raha hai, yadi gir jata to..."
"tu londiya hai kya ,jo itni se mamuli jhatke ko nahi sah payega..."
"dekh ,tu abhi shanti se mujhe neeche utarne de...ek to waise bhi sar gol-gol ghoom raha hai aur upar se tu aur teri bakwas..."
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"to batao ,kya plan hai right chale ya left...." jab hum log neeche aa gaye to Saurabh bola"mera khayal hai ki left chalte hai...right me babaji ka ghanta bas milega lekin left me is shahar ki kudiya dekhegi..." "par warden ka kya..."
"warden ,chodu hai sala...kuchh bhi bolte rahta hai...""meri tabiyat kuchh thik nahi hai ,right chalte hai..."maine kaha. "kya hua.."
"kuchh nahi, "
"to phhir left chalte hai na..."
"right me jugad hai...left me kuchh nahi hai" "tujhe kaise pata..."
"ab lawda ,tum log ko har ek chiz batau kya...chalna hai to chalo warna..."jhallate hue main bola. "control yar, tu itna bhadak kyun raha hai...chal left side hee chalte hai."Arun ne mujhe beech me tok kar kaha aur hum log left side badhe....
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"sala daru phhir reaction kar gayi, zameen par gira deta to achchha rahta..."chalte hue main badbadaya"aadha ek ghanta ,jaldi se beet jaye to main hosh me aaun..."
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Right side chalte rahne ke baad humne dekha ki nadi ke kinare-kinare bahut hee badhiya jagah waha thi, jaha fishing ,rappelling karne ka intezaam kiya gaya tha.
"ye sale machhali mar, ab ye hum logo se machhali ki hatya karwayenge..."
"chutiyapa band kar...machhali pakadne ke baad use wapas pani me chhod bhi dena hai..."bolte hue main ruka aur kinare me rakhe ek patthar ke upar thodi der ke liye baith gaya....
"thodi der ruko yahi...phhir aage chalte hai..."
"tu pakka kisi ka muh me lekar aaya hai...kal raat tak to thik tha,ab aaj tujhe ye achanak kya ho gaya..." "kuchh nahi ,pyas lag rahi hai..."
"sorry, mujhe is waqt peshab nahi lagi hai...warna tujhe namak wala garam pani pilata..." "kyun dimag chat raha hai be..."daant chabate hue maine Arun se kaha.
iske baad kuchh der tak wo sab wahi khade rahe aur main patthar par baithkar na jaane kya-kya sochane laga....tabhi mujhe khayal aaya ki mere sath is camp me Esha bhi aayi hai, mujhe kuchh plan banane chahiye jisase ki hum dono ek-dusare ke karib aa sake.
Aisi situation me yadi mujhe Esha dikh jati to kasam se sara mood sahi ho jata lekin mujhe Esha nahi balki Angelina dikhi,wo bhi samne se aati hui....kal raat jis tarah se usne mujhe ullu banaya tha uske baad to main uske baare me sochkar hee nervous hone laga tha aur main chahta tha ki wo chup chap mere bagal se nikal jaye. Kyunki is waqt main apne full form me nahi tha .Lekin hua iska thik ulta. "o..Mr. Manager...kya haal hai..."
Angelina ka mujhe is tarah se bolne par jaha ek taraf main chauka wahi dusari taraf mere dost mujhse jyada chauke, aur sale mujhe dekhkar aise muskurane lage jaise ki Angelina meri maal ho.....
"kya hua, aaj kuchh nahi bolna kya..."Angelina ne aage kaha aur uski kal wali dono saheliya hasne lagi. man to mera nahi kar raha tha ki main Angelina ke paas jakar usase baat karu, lekin ek ghamand ki lahar aayi aur dosto ke beech apni baadshahat kayam rakhne ke liye main utha....
"tumhe pahchana nahi...apna introduction dogi kya...wo kya hai ki mai raah chalte sabko yaad nahi rakhta"Angelina ki taraf badhte hue maine kaha...
"pahle apne pant ki zib to band kar lo ,Manager...phhir mera intro lena..."haste hue wo boli. mere pant ki zib khuli hai ,ye sunkar mera ek hath turant neeche gaya lekin baad me pata chala ki Angelina ne is baar bhi mujhe ullu bana diya hai kyunki mera zib pahle se hee band tha.
"hosh me raha karo Engineer babu ,warna jaha kaam karoge,waha ka kabada kar doge..."ek phhir uski
hansi gunji aur wo apne dono saheliyo chinki ,pinki ke sath mera majak udate hue aage badh gayi...
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Angelina ke aise bartaav par mere sabhi dosto ka muh 3 inch fat gaya tha.unhe yakin nahi ho raha tha ki koyi mujhe chuna laga gaya....
"kya be, ye londiya to tujhe chod ke chali gayi...sale laundo ka naam badnam kar diya tune,aaj ke baad baat mat karna mujhse..."
"wo to meri tabiyat kharab thi...warna tu to janta hee hai mujhe...tension mat le, agli baar jab milegi to main sut-samet uski lunga..."apni kharab tabiyat ka excuse dete hue maine man me socha"Silva, tu abki baar mil mujhe...tab main tujhe dikhata hoon ki Arman kya aafat hai"
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"tu kuchh bhi bol Arman lekin tune aaj dil dukha gaya....bole to main fail hone ke baad itna udas nahi hota hoon,jitna ki aaj hua hoon...."
"ja mutth mar ke aa,sab kuchh normal ho jayega..."
Arun ko jaise hee maine mutth marne ke liye kaha to uski nazar door jati Angelina ke back side par padi aur bas uski nazar Angelina par jam gayi.....
"yar Arman, ladki kaisi bhi ho lekin maal dudharu hai....kuchh din isi ko soch kar 61-62 " "sala,shuru ho gaya..."Arun ki gardan door jati Angelina se hata kar main dusare side kiya aur bola"chal machhali pakadte hai..."
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Jis jagah Fishing karne ka intejaam kiya gaya tha,waha humare college ke bhi bahut se students the aur sath hee sath MBBS college ke bhi bahut students the....kuchh waha nadi ke kinare ret par baithe hue the to kuchh machhali pakad rahe the....
"sabse pahle main machhali pakdunga...."Rajshri Pandey ne apna hath khada kiya aur jaha Fishing karne ka saman rakha tha,udhar bhaga.....
Pandey ji ne fishing rod uthaya aur hook me bait dalkar rod ko nadi me dubo diya....
"sala koyi machhali hee nahi fans rahi hai"kuchh der baad fishing rood ko upar karke Pandey ji ne naya bait hook me fasaya aur wapas rod ko nadi me duboya...lekin Pandey ji ki kismat is baar bhi jhand nikli aur 10 minute tak, garam ret me apna gand sekane ke bawjood jab unki pakad me ek chhoti si bhi machhali nahi aayi to,wo rod ko ek taraf fekte hue jaha hum khade the,udhar aaya....
"sale chodu banate hai, ek to inka machhali pakadne ka equipment kharab hai aur upar se is nadi me ek bhi machhali nahi hai...BC kahi ke..."
Itne me hee jaha kuchh der pahle Rajshri Pandey baith kar fishing kar raha tha, usase thodi door par baithe dusare college ke ek launde ne ek badi machhali fasayi aur use apne dosto ko bade shan se dikhane laga....
"hey,dude...maine bahut badi fish pakdi hai...idhar dekho..."dusare college ke us ladke ne hawa me hee machhali ko latka kar bola....
"abey chodu,pahle hook ko remove kar warna ,uska ram ram satya ho jayega aur phhir baad me dude,chut karte rahna..."bina kuchh soche samjhe maine kaha....
Dusare college ke us ladke ko naseehat dete waqt mujhe ek baar soch lena chahiye tha ki wo ladka mere college ka nahi hai aur jaise mere dost waha paas the,waise hee uske bhi kuchh dost waha paas the...yadi maine daru nahi pee hoti to yakikan main us ladko ko ek shabd nahi bolta, lekin daru ka nasha chadha hone ke karan meri jubaan jaise slip ho gayi thi,..khair jo bol diya so bol diya....
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"tune mujhse kuchh kaha kya..."turant fishing rod ko ek kinare karte hue usne mujhse puchha.... "nahi,main tujhe kyun kuchh bolunga....main to ise samjha raha tha..."Rajshri ke sar ke baal pakad kar maine dheere se kheencha aur bola"chodu, machhali ko pakadne ke baad pani me wapas chhodna hota hai...yadi tune aisa nahi kiya to tujhe ek nirdosh aur masoom fish ki hatya karne ke jurm me dhara 302 ke tahat fansi ki saza milegi...."
Maine Rajshri Pandey ko bhale hee beech me la diya tha ,lekin wo ladka itna to samajh hee chuka tha ki maine Rajshri Pandey ko nahi balki use hee gali baki thi aur ab baat palat raha hoon.....usko yun mujhse
baat karta dekh uske jo bhi dost the ,wo udhar uske paas aane lage....
"isne mujhe bematalab ka gali diya , jabki maine ise kuchh bola tak nahi..."us ladke ne apne dosto se kaha....
"dekho yar, ise galatfahmi hui hai...main to ise janta tak nahi phhir bhala main ise gali kyun dunga...mujhe kya pagal kutte ne kata hai..."maine ekdum pyar se kaha...
"main bol raha hoon na ,isne mujhe gali di," "nahi di bhai ,tu faltu me aisa soch raha hai..."
Ab tak waha ka mahol garmane laga tha, us ladke ke sath dheere-dheere karke uske college ke sabhi ladke khade ho gaye aur idhar hum sirf 6 the....maine samne nazar daudayi to waha mere college ke bhi kuchh ladke idhar-udhar ghoom rahe the....jo waha bheed dekhkar udhar hee aane lage the.....
"ho gaya na panga...ye sale 30-40 launde to honge hee aur humlog sirf 6..."kaanpti hui aawaz ke sath Naveen ne kaha...
"chinta mat kar aur samne dekh 15-20 apne college ke ladke idhar hee aa rahe hai..."dheere se bolte hue maine ek baar phhir dusare college walo ko samjhaya ki baat ko kyun badha rahe ho....
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Mere sath yadi aisa hua hota to mujhe nahi pata ki main kya karta..matlab ki yadi kisi anjaan ladke ne mujhe gali di hoti to mujhe nahi pata ki main baat ko jaane deta ya phhir mujhe gali dene wale ko pakad kar marta....khair yaha wo gali khane wala Victim main nahi tha,isliye is waqt is bare me sochane ka koyi fayda nahi tha.
ab tak mere college ke sabhi ladke waha pahuch chuke the aur jo baki fattu kisam ke the,wo dono group se thodi door khade tamasha dekh rahe the....
"chal sorry bol ,BC"humare taraf aate hue unke group me se ek ladka bola...
"sorry to maine aaj tak use nahi bola,jisase main pyar karta hoon...phhir tum chutiyo ki kya aaukat jo mujhse 'Sorry' word ka 'S' bhi bulwa lo...."BC ki gali sunkar mera bheja khisak gaya aur daru ka pura nasha ek pal me utar gaya,maine aage kaha"haan,maine use chodu bola...kyunki wo real me chodu hai...asal me tum sab chodu ho ,jo Engineering ke laundo se bhidne aa rahe ho...taiyar ho jao be." "maro salo ko..."unke group me se koyi chillaya aur un sabne apna-apna belt utar liya....
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Well, ye condition mere under thi..kyunki kayi saal pahle hee maine ye soch kar rakha tha ki....yadi kabhi group me ladayi hui aur ladayi ko talna ho to kya karna chahiye....jitne launde unke paas the,utne hee lagbhag humare paas the aur sabhi normal the.Lekin unki sabse badi kamjori ye thi ke unke paas mujh jaisa koyi nahi tha...jo apni akal ka jara sa bhi istemaal kare.....
"Arun, nikal chaku aur jo bhi samne dikhe BC ko fad dena....Saurabh tu katta nikal aur inki *** chod
dena..."main apna pura dam lagakar cheekha aur jaise hee meri cheekh un sabke kano me padi to humari taraf unke badhte hue kadam rook gaye aur main samajh gaya ki mere plan ka first step kaam kar chuka hai....
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"are bose dk ke ,dekh kya raha hai...chala goli BCO par...aaj har ek ke gand me 200 centimeter ka sariya dalna..."apne plan ka dusara step apply karte hue main pahli baar se bhi jyada cheekha...jiska nateeza ye hua ki un sabki aankho me chaku ,katte ka khauff bhar gaya aur wo sab ulte kadam bhagne lage ,isi ke sath mere plan ka third and last step un logo ne khud apply kar bole to plan super duper
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"bhag gaye lawde...salo ne puri daru utar di..."un sabko bhagte hue dekh maine apne college ke sabhi ladko ko 'thanks' kaha aur sabko udhar se jane ke liye kaha......
Abhi kuchh der pahle jo dhamaka hua tha, uske kayi eyewitness the...jaise ki mere college ke ladke aur ladkiya...Dusare college ke ladke aur ladkiya.mere college ki ladkiyo ko to mere karnamo ke bare me pata tha lekin dusare college ke ladkiyo ke liye main bilkul naya tha,isliye wo sab is samay mujhe apni aankhe phhad-phhad kar dekh rahi thi....
"kya...aise kya dekh rahi hai, chal nikal yaha se..."ek ladki ko chamkate hue maine kaha, jo mujhe aankh dikha rahi thi....
"aur tu kya aankh dikha raha hai be, BC yahi zinda dafna dunga, bhag MC.."dusare college ke ek ladke ko Arun ne chamkaya...jo us ladki ki tarah hume ghoor raha tha.
jab main aur Arun itne bhari-bhari chhod rahe the to bhala humare Pandey ji in sabme kaise peechhe rahte.humare Pandey ji ek kadam aage badhte hue apni pant wahi utar di aur dusare college ke kuchh ladke(jo ladayi me shamil nahi the) jo abhi tak waha khade the, unhe sambodhit karte hue bole"chusega kya...kat le idhar se,warna lund seedhe muh me pel dunga...."
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"chalo be sab papa bolo mujhe..."pull ki taraf chalte hue maine kaha.
Waha jab ladayi hui to hum log fishing wali jagah se aage nahi badhe aur pull ki taraf aa gaye. Pahle jaha humara plan rappelling karne ka tha wahi ab plan badalkar coffee house me jakar shahar ki takatak item dekhne ka ban gaya tha...mujhe pahle se hee kisi lafde ka andesha tha isliye main lagbhag 15 ladko ko lekar coffee house ki taraf badh raha tha, is shart par ki un sabka bill main dunga. Par asal me aisa kuchh nahi hone wala tha ,matlab ki main kisi ka bill nahi dene wala tha , main to bas un sabko chodu banakar apne sath la raha tha.....
"maza aa gaya Arman bhai,un MBBS wale laundo ki gand fad di humne..."
"wo sab to thik hai lekin tu yar,har jagah nangrayi mat kiya kar...jaha dekho pant kholke khada ho jata hai..."
"thik hai,aap bolte ho to aage se aisa nahi karunga....lekin abhi kya kare..."Pull me chadhte hue Pandey ji ne kaha"aaj bhi in premi jodo ko pareshan kare ya rahne de..."
"aaj rahne de be..."maine kaha...
maine aisa isliye nahi kaha kyunki mera aisa karne ka man nahi tha balki isliye kyunki maine abhi-abhi Angelina ko uski do saheliyo chinki aur Pinki ke sath coffee house ki taraf jate hue dekha tha.
"Arun, chal ab us Angelina ki bhi lete hai, sali bahut uchak rahi hai do din se..."
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"Arun, chal ab us Angelina ki bhi lete hai, sali bahut uchak rahi hai do din se..."
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maine hamesha se ek sapna dekha tha ki jab main college me pahuchunga to main bhi ek ladki pataunga
, din-raat mobile me day-night pack dala-dala kar usase baate karunga. Na khane ki fikra rahegi aur na hee sone ki khabar.
Waha Dam ke upar bane pull par couples ko dekhkar mujhe yaad aaya ki maine bhi bachpan se ek aisa sapna dekha tha ki jisme mere sath ek khubsurat ladki hogi aur main isi tarah uske sath kisi aisi hee jagah par baat kar raha hounga. Lekin college ke teesare saal me bhi mera ye sapna ab tak adhoora hee tha,iski Vajah chahe jo ho ,lekin mere wo Arman aaj bhi mere dil me kaid the,wo Arman aaj bhi mere dil me zinda the.
Aisa nahi hai ki main aaj tak kisi ladki ke dil me jagah nahi bana paya ,isliye mera ye sapna ab tak adhura tha balki isliye kyunki main uske dil me jagah nahi bana paya ,jise main chahta tha. Jise main chahta tha ki wo mere sath aise hee kisi pull par baithkar mujhse baat kare aur jab hum dono baate karke thak jaye to main uski god me sar rakh kar leta rahu aur uska sar neeche apni taraf jhuka kar ek pyari si kiss.....
.Main kal bhi is jagah aaya tha aur aaj bhi yaha tha.lekin kal mujhe aisa kuchh bhi feel isliye nahi hua kyunki kal mere Samne Esha nahi thi ,jabki abhi wo mere aankh ke thik samne thi....bole to thodi doori me.
Esha ko samne se aata dekh pahle mere pair ruke aur phhir mere ruk jane ke karan mere dost bhi ruk gaye....Samne se Esha ,Divya aur unka pura group aa raha tha.
"tu janta hai Arun ,main hamesha se yahi chahta tha ki...."Esha par apni najare tika kar main Arun se bola
"rahne de....rahne de,mujhe maloom hai ab tu apni aur us billi ki 'the amazing love story' ke kuchh scene bayan karke mujhe bore karega..."
"dekh be,kya mast nazara hai...neeche pani, upar aasman aur samne Esha....bas kami hai to iski ki abhi din nahi raat honi chahiye thi."
"main Divya se baat karu..."Arun ne mujhe rok kar puchha... "nahi...ye ladki thik nahi hai"
"to phhir main baat karta hoon isase ,phhir aaj raat ko hee ise chod dunga...."
"ek baar na bolne me samajh nahi aata kya...."maine thodi unchi aawaz me kaha... "main isase kyun na baat karu..."Arun bhi cheekha...
"kyunki yahi ladki un sabki vajah thi ,jo kuchh mahine pahle hua....yadi ye ladki na hoti to main teen mahine coma me nahi rahta...."
"bhool ja beeti baato ko..."
"sorry main nahi bhool sakta,kyunki jo galti tum dono ne ki thi uska khamiyaza tum dono ko chhodkar baki sabko bhugatna pada....tum dono to bach gaye lekin baki sab nahi bache..."
"ye kya bol raha hai..."
"main sach bol raha hoon aur ek sach tujhe aur batau , tu yakin nahi karega..."Arun ki taraf apna face karke main bola"Divya jitni bewkoof dikhti hai utna hee wo lomadi ke mafik chalak bhi hai. Usne tera proposal ,jo maine messege ke jariye bheja tha ,wo usne Gautam ke kahne par accept kiya....tera Divya ke karib jana, Divya aur Gautam ki full planning thi...."
bolte hue main ruka aur Arun ki shakal par dhyan diya to paya ki uske shakal par to 12 baje hai....maine jo kuchh bhi Arun ko bataya uspar yakin karna mushkil to tha,lekin ye sach tha aur ye sach maine isi mauke ke liye bacha rakha tha.....
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"kyun shock laga na mere laal ! "
"tu pakka me sach bol raha hai na ya mujhe chodu bana raha hai...yadi teri kahi gayi baate sach hai to
phhir us haramjadi ko main abhi pull se neeche fek dunga...." gusse se kanpte hue Arun bola...
"abhi control kar...baad me tujhe sab samjhata hoon aur ab samajh aaya ki main kyun bol raha tha is laundiya se door rahne ko..."
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Yaad hai maine ek baar kaha tha ki ek ladki ki khubsurati use tabhi tak bacha sakti hai,jab tak wo ladki samne wale ko pasand ho kyunki jis din bhi us ladki ke liye us samne wale shaks ke andar nafrat paida hui to phhir sari khubsurati gayi tel lene.....aur isi theory ko Arun is waqt prove kar raha tha...jab Pull me Divya aur Arun aamne-samne hue to Arun ne uski taraf dekha tak nahi ,jabki pahle wo aksar Divya ke seene aur pichhwade ko takta rahta tha.Arun ne Divya ko aise ignore mara jaise samne wala insaan koyi insaan nahi balki ek badbudar jaanwar ho aur isi ke sath apun ne ek hee teer se do nishane lagaye....Mera pahla Nishana tha Arun ko Divya ke bare me sach batana ,jiske liye main na jaane kab se mauka dekh raha tha aur mera dusara nishana tha Arun ke andar Divya ke liye be-inteha nafrat paida karna...jo ki mere is sach ne paida kar di thi.
"kitna smart hoon main"
pull par aage badhte hue maine khud se kaha....
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"kha daru kasam ki tu sach bol raha hai aur yadi tune jhoothi kasam khayi to aaj ke baad tujhe daru ki ek boond bhi naseeb nahi hogi "
"tu to janta hee hai ki main kabhi jhooth nahi .lekin yadi phhir bhi tujhe yakin na ho raha ho to daru ki kasam ,maine kuchh der pahle jo kaha ,wo sab 99.99 % sach tha...."
"baki ka 0.01% kaha hai..."
"wo yadi meri sambhavnaye galata hui tab ke liye....khair tu fikra mat kar" "kasam se yar,mujhe to ab bhi yakin nahi ho raha ki Divya aisa karegi...."
Pull par aage badhte hue main aur Arun bakiyo se thoda aage chal rahe the,jisase hum dono ke beech jo baat-chit ho rahi thi ,wo hum dono tak hee simit thi.humne pull paar kiya aur pull ke dusari taraf bane coffee house ki taraf badhne lage.....
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"tujhe kaise pata chala ki wo sab Divya aur Gautam ki mili bhagat thi ,kyunki Divya ki harkato se aisa
lagta nahi ki wo itna bhayankar kand soch sakti hai...."
"Divya to sirf ek jariya thi, third semester ke khooni kand ki....asali game to Gautam khel raha tha,jo main tujhe kabhi aur bataunga....."Coffee house ke andar Angelina ko ek table par baitha hua dekh maine Arun se kaha"aur ek baat batau..."
"kya..."
"yahi ki Gautam mere jitna hoshiyar nahi hai ,ye alag baat hai ki wo khud ko Einstein ya Newton ki aaulad samajhta hai....ab tu sabko lekar us kinare wali table par baithna...."
"kyun tu kaha ja raha hai...yaad hai na sabka bill tujhe hee bharna hai..."
"Wo dekh samne ,MBBS wali chhammak chhallo baithi hai...zara usase milkar aata hoon..."maine us table ki taraf aankho se ishara karte hue kaha,jis par Angelina apne dono saheliyo chinki aur Pinki ke sath baithi hui thi....
"thik hai main sabko lekar dusari taraf jata hoon aur Angelina se kahna ki wo yadi chahe to meri girl friend ban sakti hai,mujhe koyi aitraaz nahi "
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Arun aur baki sabko coffee house ke dusare taraf bhejkar maine khud ka huliya sahi kiya aur Angelina ki taraf badha...jis table par wo teeno baithi thi uspar do chair ab bhi khali thi aur mere khayal se wo khali hee rahne wali thi kyunki Angelina ko kal sham se maine sirf do logo ke sath dekha tha jo us samay waha maujood the...isliye main unse bina puchhe ki'kya main yaha baith sakta hoon', maine ek chair kheenchi aur uspar baith gaya...Angelina ke thik samne baithne ke baad maine ek waiter ko ishara kiya....
"ek coffee lana..."
"kis tarah ki coffee lena aap pasand karenge ,sir..."bade hee sahuliyat se us waiter ne mujhse puchha.. "pahli baat to ye ki apna ye gheesa-pita dialogue band karo,bole to mujhe sir aur in teeno garib ladkiyo ko madam kahne ki koyi jaroorat nahi..."
"sach...."relax hote hue wo waiter turant khada hua aur bola"sala bahut din se apne jaisa koyi nahi mila tha....pakka tu engineering student hoga aur ye beech wali teri item hogi"
"nahi yar,aisa kuchh bhi nahi hai..."un teeno ke chehre se jab maine rang udte hue dekha to us waiter se jara kadak kar kaha"ja ek cup coffee le aa..."
"kaun si wali laun..."
"koyi si bhi le aa, kaun sa mujhe maloom chalne wala hai ki main kaun si coffee pee raha hoon, apne ko to sab kuchh ek barabar hee lagta hai..."
"ek nahi...char lana..."waiter ke peechhe mudne se pahle hee Angelina ne apna order de mara"aur bill mere is boyfriend ke khate me add kar lena..."
"apne ko maloom hai, college ke dino me mujhe bhi isi tarah ladkiyo ne loota hai..."
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"tumne aisa kyun kaha ki main tumhara boy friend hoon..."ek professional smile marte hue maine Divya se puchha aur coffee house ka menu card dekhne laga....
"teri to...ek cup coffee 60 ki ,matlab ki 4 cup coffee ke 240 ,BC ye coffee hai ya ladkiyo ka doodh,jo itna mahnga mil raha "menu card ko dekhte hee meri aankh fati ki fati rah gayi aur jo khayal mere man me sabse pahle aaya wo ye ki mere jeb me kitne paise hai....
"1000 , par main apne hazar rupaye in par kharch nahi kar sakta..."menu card ko dekhte hue maine kuchh socha aur phhir muskura kar Angelina se bola...
"to tum MBBS ki student ho, par iska matlab ye nahi ki tum kisi bhi khubsurat aur kabil naujwan ko aise public place par apna boyfriend bana lo ,wo bhi sirf isliye taki wo tumhare coffee ka bill pay kar sake..." "maine tumhe apna boy friend isliye nahi kaha taki tum mera bill bharo balki isliye kyunki tum yahi
chahte the...."
"kal sham ke waqt tum camp se bhag kar kaha gayi thi..."coffee ka cup khatm karne ke baad maine puchha...
"paas me ek Night club hai,wahi...." "ek club aur yaha...is jungle me..."
"bahar nikal kar dekho engineer,bahut kuchh hai..."
"chalo main maan bhi leta hoon ki yaha ek night club hai par gadi yaha atakti hai ki ye kaisa club hai jo sham ke 5-6 baje hee khul jata hai..."
"wo to tumhe club ke malik se puchhna chahiye...mujhe kaise pata hoga..." "ye bhi sahi hai...."
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main kuchh der tak shant hee raha aur is dauran Angelina aur uski saheliyo ne bahut kuchh order kiya... "lagta hai hazar rupaye bhi kam padenge bill dene me, lagta hai in bhukkado ne janamo janam se kuchh nahi thusa..."
"to shuru karo apna programme..."sab kuchh khane peene ke baad Angelina boli"ab ye mat bolna ki kaisa programme ,kyunki mujhe maloom hai ki tum yaha mujhe neecha dikhane ke liye aaye ho..." "ye tumse kisne "Angelina ki baat sunkar main chauka ,kyunki abhi tak to maine uske samne aisa kuchh bhi nahi kiya tha,jiski vajah se use mujhpar shaq ho...."ek ladka, jisase kal raat meri mulaqat hui aur aaj wo bina jaan-pahchan ke 1500 ka bill bhar raha hai
,iska kya matlab hua..."
Angelina ke is sawal par main kuchh der tak sochta raha ki use kya jawab du ,jisase mamla na bigde aur jab mujhe sab samajh me aaya ki mujhe kya kahna chahiye to main bola....
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"main bahut hee rahis gharane se hoon isliye ye hazar,do hazar mere liye koyi mayne nahi lagte..."apne dosto ki taraf ishara karte hue maine kaha"un logo ko dekh rahi ho,jo jaanwaro ki tarah kha -pee rahe hai...unme se main kuchh ke name nahi janta,lekin phhir bhi unka bill main hee pay karunga...."
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"tu to bada solid amir lagta hai yar...hi main Chinki"Angelina ke left side wali ladki ne apna hath meri taraf badhaya...
"aur main Pinki..."Angelina ke right side me baithi hui ladki ne bhi apna hath meri taraf kiya... "Aur main Arman..."dono ka hath ,apne dono hatho se tham kar main bola.
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"main abhi aati hoon..."Angelina apni jagah se uthi aur Chinki ,Pinki ke sath washroom ki taraf badh gayi....
"oye...bill la,jaldi se..."bolte hue maine usi waiter ko bill lane ke liye kaha, jisase maine yaha aate hee baat ki thi.
mere kahne par us waiter ne dono table ka bill ,mere hath me saunp diya .
"5640 ...BC,tum logo ka baap bharega ye bill...salo bahar milo, ek-ek ko chodta hoon." bill ko table par rakhte hue maine us waiter se kaha"wo teeno ladki ,jo washroom ki taraf gayi hai...unse bill ke paise le lena aur kahna ki main unka bahar apni car me intezaar kar raha hoon..."
"kya sach me wo teeno bill dengi..."
"aur nahi to kya aur main un ladko me se hoon jo ladkiyo ke peechhe teri tarah chodu bankar apni jeb khali nahi karte,thoda dimag ka use karte hai...chal bye."
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Hum sab coffee house ke bahar nikle aur waha se bahar nikalte hee main apna pura dam lagakar daudte hue bola"bhago BC,warna bill na bharne ke karan gand me dande padenge..."
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