27-03-2019, 01:06 AM
Chapter-38:Pride in the way of Affection
Update-147
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Jo din picnic ke liye tay hua tha, wo din aate-aate tak college ke laundo ka plan picnic se badal kar 2-3 din ke camp ki shakal le chuka tha jisase bahut se student ne apna name wapas le liya. Kyunki Jo students hostel me rahte the unhe to koyi problem nahi thi,lekin jo students local the ,unme se adhiktar ke maa-baap or caretaker ne unhe 2-3 din ghar se bahar rahne ki anumati nahi di aur is par humare college ke Principal ne final year ke students par ban lagakar char-chand laga diye...jiska nateeja ye hua ki jaha pahle 4 bus book karne ka plan tha waha camp ke liye ravana hone wale din tak aate-aate bus ki sankhya char se kam hokar sirf do rah gayi....itna sab kuchh hone ke bawjood mujhe koyi fark nahi pada,kyunki mere sath mere sare dost ja rahe the. Jis din hume camp ke liye ravana hona tha, uske ek din pahle humare Principal ne ek aur dhamaka kiya,jiski khabar mere khas dosto me shumar Sulabh ne di....Sulabh pichhale do din se apne room na jakar humare hostel me hee pada tha,jiski vajah se kayi baar meri aur Arun ki warden se bahas bhi ho chuki thi.Sulabh ne ek raat pahle bataya ki Principal ne humare sath Girls aur boys hostel ke wardens ko jane ke liye kaha hai....
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"ek aur buri khabar hai ya phhir kahe to sabse buri khabar hai..."Sulabh ne phhir kaha,jiske baad hum teeno wo dusari buri khabar sunne ke liye uska muh takne lage.
"bose dk,dusari buri khabar batayega ya phhir court ka notice bheju tab bakega..."jab kuchh der tak Sulabh bina kuchh bole hum teeno ko hee dekhte raha to main chillaya...
"Principal ne instruction diya hai ki ladke aur ladkiya alag-alag bus me baithenge...."
"dayi chod dunga us takle ki...."Arun gusse se tantanate hue bhadak utha...
dil to mera bhi kiya ki apne college ke principal ko dil kholkar galiya du ,lekin jab main ye subh kaam karne ke liye muh khol hee raha tha ki mera dimag mujhpar chillaya"Respect your teachers..." "abey nahi Arun ,aisa nahi bolte...Principal hai apna wo taklu..aur bhool mat ki Gautam wale case ko
dabane me usne hum logo ki kitni help ki thi....."na chahte hue bhi maine apne Principal ko ijjat dete hue kaha....
meri baat me dam tha jiska ahsaas mujhe tab hua ,jab mere teeno dost meri baat sunkar chup ho gaye
aur apne saman ki packing karne me lag gaye....
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"Arman ,tera bag khali hai kya..."
main aawaz ki taraf palta to dekha ki Arun apne hath me ek jeans ko modkar khada tha. "kyun kya hua..."
"le mera ye jeans apne bag me dal le..."
Mujhe apna jeans dene ke baad ,Arun ,Saurabh ke paas gaya aur usase bhi wahi sawal puchha,jo kuchh der pahle usne mujhse puchha tha....jab sawal same tha to answer bhi same hee hoga aur aisa hee hua .
"beta mere bag me jagah to itni khali hai ki ,tujhe bhi bhar dunga...kaam bol"
"le mera ek jeans aur do shirt rakh le...wo kya hai ki mera bag thoda sa fata hua hai aur main nahi chahta ki meri bejjati ho jaye..."apni bakwas jari rakhte hue Arun bola"tu khud soch be, tujhe us samay achchha lagega kya...jab college ki ladkiya mujhe dekh kar ye kahengi ki....awwww, college ke sabse dashing,smart ladke ka bag fata hua hai.awww...awwww...."
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"sab saman bhar liya ab chalo 2-3 worldcup lekar aate hai...."packing karne ke baad angdayi lete hue maine ek lambi jamhayi mari...
"itni jaldi kya hai be...aaram se chalenge..worldcup lene"
" sab kaam bhale hee chhut jaye,lekin ye kaam nahi chhutna chahiye...chal "
"worldcup "apna dimag par jor dalte hue Sulabh ne pahle meri taraf dekha aur phhir jab use samajh aa gaya ki main kis world cup ki baat kar raha hoon to wo bola"abey ,daru piyoge to pela jaoge...Principal suspend kar dega..."
"i love daru more than my ab apna muh band kar"
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Cigarette ki ek full packet dekhte hee mera dil kiya ki abhi apna bag neeche feku aur sare ke sare cigarette pee loon ,kyunki pichhale ek do dino se maine cigarette ko chhua tak nahi tha...cigarette ka packet lene ke liye maine apna hath aage badhaya hee tha ki mera 1400 gm ka brain mujhpar chillaya"Quit Smoking as early as possible..." aur phhir maine Rajshri Pandey ke hath se cigarette ka packet lekar Arun ko saunp diya.....
"ye kya Arman bhai,aap mujhse naraz ho kya..."meri is harkat par chaukte hue Rajshri Pandey ne puchha...
jawab me main aage badha aur uske kandhe par ek hath rakhkar apna bag use pakdaya aur bola"nahi re pagle...tujhse kaisi narajagi ,tu to bhai hai apna...wo to aajkal mere hee din kharab chal rahe hai...."
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college ke thik samne do bus khadi thi, usme se ek bus ke andar main aur meri chhoti si mandali ghusi...humne pahle se hee decide kar rakha tha ki hum log kis seat number par baithenge.lekin jab bus ke andar pahuche to humari seat par wo kallu kanghi chor ek hath me chana liye baitha hua tha...
"oye chal sarak idhar se..."usko dekhkar Maine kaha aur wo kallu apna muh chalate hue khidki ki taraf khisak gaya...
"sale kanghi chor, tujhe maine khidki ki taraf sarakne ke liye nahi kaha...maine tujhe kaha ki seat puri khali kar..."
"to phhir main kaha baithu..."chane ke ek aur fake muh me dalkar chabate hue wo bola... "sale mujhe dekhkar,tujhe dar nahi lagta kya...bola na uth yaha se..."
"tu koyi bhoot hai kya, jo tujhse daru..."
"teri maa ki..."bolte hue maine kallu ko pakda aur khichkar seedhe bahar feka"kanghi chor,sala...mujhe juban ladata hai..."
Us kallu kanghi chor ko bahar fekne ke baad main khidki ki taraf baitha aur kaan me headphone fansa kar apni aankhe band kar li...
main bahut koshish kar raha tha ki mujhe cigarette ka khayal na aaye ,lekin jab se maine apni aankhe band ki thi...tab se mujhe sirf aur sirf cigarette ka wo packet nazar aata...jo aaj mujhe Rajshri Pandey ne diya tha aur maine Arun ko....
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"Arman bhaiya,thoda side hatna to..."mujhe side karke Rajshri Pandey ne apna sar khidki se bahar nikala aur Gutkhe ki peek bahar thook kar ek do laundo ko galiya baki aur wapas apni jagah par dhang se baith gaya.....
"lawde yadi ek aur baar tune mujhe side hone ke liye kaha to bahut pelunga...."
"sorry ,Arman bhai..."bolte hue Rajshri Pandey ne abki baar Rajshri andar hee nigal liya....
Aankhe band karke phhir se maine koshish ki...ki Cigarette ka khayal mujhe na aaye lekin cigarette peene ki talab betate samay ke sath lagatar badhti hee ja rahi thi aur jab mujhse control nahi hua to maine bahar jakar chup-chap cigarette peene ki sochi....
"kidhar ja raha hai be..."
Arun ke is sawal par maine apni fifth finger(pinky) utha di aur bus se bahar aakar seedhe hostel ki taraf bhaga....hostel me maine do cigarette sulgayi aur jab man ko thandak pahuchi to hostel se thanda pani peekar wapas college ki taraf badha lekin main bus ke karib pahuchta usase pahle hee mere samne black colour ki ek land rover car ruki.
"ek din sala mere paas bhi aisich car hogi..."us chamchamati hui car ko dekhkar maine man me kaha.... Us black colour ki car ko dekhkar mujhe ye andaza to ho gaya tha ki uske andar baitha hua shaks crorepati hai...lekin mujhe jordar jhatka tab laga,jab us car ke andar se Esha ek aadmi ke sath nikli.... "oh teri...Sasur ji "
Esha ke sath jo aadmi tha uski umra mere hisab se 45-50 ke beech rahi hogi,isliye maine andaza laga
mara ki ho na ho ye rahis banda Esha ke pappa ji hai bole to apun ke sasur ji
Esha apne dad ke sath seedhe college ke andar gayi to maine bhi unka peechha kiya aur un dono ko principal ke office me jata dekh samajh gaya ki andar kya baate ho rahi hogi...mere khayal se Esha ka baap andar Principal se Esha ke baare me baat kar raha hoga ki uski najuk si laundiya...ohsorry mera
matlab hai ki uski najuk si beti ko is camp me kuchh nahi hona chahiye...wagerah-wagerah.
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Esha apne dad ke sath 10-15 minute tak Principal ke office me rahi aur jab wo dono Principal office se nikle to main bhi udhar se kat liya aur unki car se thodi door jakar khada ho gaya....
"ok daddy, ab aap jayiye.."Sasur ji ke gale lagkar Esha boli...
"thik hai beta, ab tum bhi apne friends ke sath jao aur apna khayal rakhna..."
Dono baap-beti ka hugging-hugging ka khel khatm hone ke baad ,Esha ke pappa ji waha se chalte bane...lekin main ab bhi wahi khada tha...Esha ke baap ke jane ke baad ek aur mahangi car same to same place par aakar ruki,jisme se Divya aur uska baap nikla....ek baar phhir se wahi same to same drama hua,jo kuchh der pahle hua tha bole to Divya apne baap ke sath Principal ke paas gayi aur phhir sabke samne usne aur uske baap ne ek-dusare ko hug kiya....
"sale kitne boring log hai "
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main pata nahi waha kyun khada tha,jabki waha tej dhoop thi aur paseene se mere kapde bheeg rahe the...lekin main tha ki wahi khada tha,bas khada tha....pata nahi ye Esha ka jadu tha ya phhir mere dil ki bebasi jo mujhe kuchh sujh hee nahi raha tha. aur ek pal ko mujhe na jaane kaise pata chal gaya ki Esha ab meri taraf palti maregi lekin wo meri taraf mudti usase pahle hee main left side me 90 degree par ghoom gaya aur apna mobile nikal kar kisi se baat karne ka jhootha natak karne laga.
Goggles pahanne ke kayi fayde hai lekin sabse bada fayda ye hai ki aap goggles pahankar kisi bhi ladki ki taraf apna chehra kiye bina tirachhi nazar se use dekh sakte hai aur us ladki ko pata bhi nahi chalta. Us waqt meri aankho me ek kala dhansu chashma tha aur main apni aankhe tirachhi kiye hue Esha ko dekh raha tha....
Esha shant hokar bahut der tak mujhe dekhti rahi aur phhir Divya ke sath bus ke andar chali gayi...Esha dusare bus me baithi thi aur uske waha se jane ke baad main bhi apne bus ki taraf badha ye sochte hue ki"ek samay kaise main use bahut pareshan karta tha aur har baar wo pahle gussa hoti aur phhir ek mast smile pass karti thi...lekin wo sab kuchh jaise ki mera usko har din pareshan karna...uska mujhpar gussa hona aur phhir mujhe dekhkar uski pyari si muskan...ab ye sab beete jamane ki baat ho chuki thi. Hum dono aksar jab bhi ek-dusare ke aamne-samne aate to aise behave karte jaise hum dono ek-dusaro ko jante tak nahi aur aaj bhi aisa hee hua tha.
wo to mujhse baat karne se rahi aur idhar mere ghamand ne mujhe koyi pahal karne se rok rakha tha,main yahi chahta tha ki shuruat wo kare...jo mujhe is janam me mushkil hee lag raha tha.
Yahi sab sochate hue main bus ke andar gaya aur apne dosto ko aawaz di... "sab chalo be,dusare wale bus me baithenge..."
"lekin wo to ladkiyo ki bus hai...Principal ka order bhool gaya kya..."
"us takle ki maa ki aankh, tum sab chalo mere sath..."maine kaha aur isi ke sath mera pahla rule"Respect your teachers(X)" ki maa-bahan hui
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"us takle ki maa ki aankh, tum sab chalo mere sath..."maine kaha aur isi ke sath mere pahla rule"Respect your teachers(X)" ki maa-bahan hui
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Maine kabhi sapne me bhi ya phhir kahe ki Group discussion ki boring class me bhi nahi socha tha ki jin plans ko banane ke liye maine apna sar khapaya tha ,un plans ko ek din main hee arthi par letaunga...wo bhi ek sath.
mere ab tak ke teeno plans ,jo ki mujhe ek achchha student aur exam me mere achchhe marks la sakte hai,unhe main pichhale aadhe ghante ke andar tod chuka tha.
Hostel jakar maine do cigarette piye isase mera 'plan no. 2-Quit Smoking' turant arthi par let gaya . Kuchh der pahle maine Principal ko gali baki jisase mere 'Plan no. 1 -Respect your teachers' ki dhajjiya udi aur ab ladkiyo wali bus me jakar main apne Plan no.3'Stay away from Girls' ko todne ja raha tha. Mera aisa behaviour kisi bhi lihaj se sahi nahi tha siway iske ki main khud apne plan tod raha tha na ki koyi dusara.....
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"Principal chodega hum sabko ,yadi use pata chal gaya ki hum log uske order ko follow nahi maan rahe hai to..."
"tension mat le baby.Principal bhi ek jamane me jawan launda raha hoga isliye wo humari bhavnao ko samajh jayega aur waise bhi use kaun batane ja raha hai ki ladkiyo wale bus me mujh jaisa ek handsome ladka tha...."Arun ki bakwas ko beech me hee rok kar maine kaha"us bus me Divya bhi hai ,soch le..." "are gand maraye Divya,.us sali ke chakkar me itna bada kand ho gaya aur tu chahta hai ki main uske baare me sochu...kabhi nahi,bilkul nahi. "
"baat to teri sahi hai aur jab tujhe usase koyi moh-maya nahi hai to phhir tujhe us waqt bilkul bhi bura nahi lagega,jab main use gali bakunga..."
"bura wo manta hai jiske paas bur hota hai aur mere paas lund hai..."
"ok..to main ye kahna chahta hoon ki wo sali Divya ,ek no. 1 ki bakchod hai...hospital se wapas aane ke baad shuru-shuru me socha ki use bhi Deepika aur Naushad ki tarah lapete me le lu...lekin phhir ek laundiya hai,sochkar jane diya aur laundo ko dekhkar jaise wo apna muh fadti hai na ,usase to mujhe yahi lagta hai ki pakka usne aaj tak kam se kam 10 lund to jaroor liya hoga,ek tu hee chodu tha jo kiss ke chakkar me pakda gaya.jab pakdana hee tha to Divya ko chodte waqt pakdata...mujhe to ye bhi lagta hai ki wo tere jariye mujhpar dore daal rahi thi kyunki main tujhse jyada smart aur handsome hoon..." "abey tu Divya ki burayi kar raha hai ya meri..."
"Divya ki...tu to bhai hai mera ,waise to main tujhe indirectly chodu kahna chahta tha,lekin dekh maine kaha kya...nahi kaha na. Waise to main indirectly tujhe badsurat bhi kahna chahta tha ,lekin dekh maine aisa kuchh bhi kaha kya...nahi kaha na. Are pagle tu bhai hai mera "
"hao beta, indirectly bol-bol kar directly mujhe chodu aur badsurat bol raha hai...lawde ke "
"chal aaja ,ab ladkiyo wale bus me chalte hai..."
Bus se apni chhoti si mandali ke sath utar kar main dusare wali bus ki taraf chal pada.
"abey, us bas me Esha ke sath pakka Gautam hoga....kahi kuchh lafda na ho jaye..."ladkiyo wali bus ki taraf mere kadam se kadam milakar chalte hue Arun ne kaha...
"abey bakchod, bhool gaya kya...Principal ne final year walo ko camp par jane ke liye mana kar rakha hai..."
"Principal ke kahne se kya hota hai.kyunki yadi Gautam Esha ke sath jana chahe to wo apne baap ki power ka use karke badi aasani se ja sakta hai aur jaha tak mera manna hai uske hisab se Gautam apne baap ki pahuch ka istemaal karke ,Esha ke sath jaroor is Picnic cum Camp me jayega..."
"chal isi baat par lagata hai kya hazar-hazar ki shart..."maine kaha...
bet ka amount maine hazar rupaye isliye rakha kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki ye shart main hee jeetne wala hoon kyunki mujhe pahle se hee is shart ka nateeja maloom tha.
"hazar rupaye kya tere pappa mujhe denge...shart lagani hai to 100-100 ki laga,warna girls hostel ki warden ke gand me ja..."
"chal thik hai...100 done."maine apna hath Arun ki taraf badhaya
"meri taraf se bhi done..."mere hath me apna hath dete hue Arun ne kaha...
aur jab shart ko dono taraf se hari jhandi mil gayi to maine aur Arun ne 100-100 nikal kar Saurabh ke hath me de diye kyunki hum dono hee jante the ki yadi shart ke paise humare paas rahe to jeetane wale ko inam ke taur par siway babaji ke ghanta ke aalawa aur kuchh nahi milega...
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Jis bus me humare college ki ladkiya baithi thi ,uske andar ghuskar maine Arun ko dikhaya ki Esha kaise Divya ke sath baithi hai aur isi ke sath main Arun se 100 rs jeet gaya
Humari mandali ke us bus me aane se sabhi ladkiyo ka muh 3 inch fat gaya.sabhi item hairan
thi,pareshan thi ki main aur mere dost kaise unke bus me aa tapke...shuru ki lagbhag aadhi seat ladkiyo se bhar chuki thi lekin peechhe taraf ki seat ab bhi khali thi,isliye bina kisi ladki ki taraf dekhe hum log seedhe peechhe ki taraf badh gaye....
"Arman bhai, wo aapka warden peeche girls hostel ki warden ke sath baitha hai...main kya bolta hoon
,apan sab abhich is bus se khisak lete hai warna bhari bejjati karenge wo dono..."peechhe ki taraf badhte hue Rajshri Pandey ne mere kaan me kanaphhusi ki ,jiske baad meri nazar peechhe ki seat par baithe humare wardens par gayi...
"tum log baitho ,main use chodu banakar aata hoon..."dheere se bolte hue main undono ki taraf gaya.... Mujhe bus me dekhkar undono ka bhi pahle wahi haal hua, jo ki kuchh der pahle ladkiya ka hua tha..bole to un dono ka bhi muh 3 inch khul gaya tha...mujhe apne samne dekhte hee jaha Girls hostel ki warden kisi soch me doob gayi wahi humare hostel ke warden ki aankh me jwalamukhi tair raha tha,jo kabhi bhi fat sakta tha.....
Girls hostel ki warden se hume jaise hee hari jhandi mili,humara warden kuchh kahne ke mood me tha , uske aankho ki chal aur face ka reaction dekhkar main samajh gaya ki wo pakka humari burayi Girls hostel ke warden se karega lekin wo kuchh bolta uske pahle hee main bol utha...
"thank you Sir, thank you mam..."
"okay beta, ab aap sab baith jao...taki kisi ko koyi problem na ho..." "once again ,thank you mam..."(chus le,ban gayi na chodu)
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Jab hume us bus me baithne ki permission mil gayi to hum sab ne apni paseendida seat par apna dera jama liya...main apni pasand ke anusar khidki ki taraf baitha tha aur Rajshri Pandey mere bagal me tha...Arun aur Sulabh dusari seat par baithe the lekin Saurabh akele peechhe wali row me apni taange pasar kar baitha tha. Humari seat three seater thi ,jiske karan ek seat ab bhi khali thi....
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"sir,may i come in..."
Ye aawaz jaise hee mere kano me padi to sabse pahle jo khayal mere man me aaya ,wo ye tha ki"ye kaun chutiya hai,jo bus ke andar aane ke liye permission mang raha hai aur jab maine peechhe mudkar dekha to paya ki 5-6 launde bus ke peechhe wale darwaje ke paas khade hokar bus ke andar aane ke liye humare wardens se permission mang rahe the....jisme humare hostel ka wo kallu,kanghi chor bhi shamil tha....
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"kya hua beta, aap log yaha kyun aaye ho..."mamta bhari aawaz me Girls hostel ki warden ne un ladko se puchha"koyi problem hai kya..."
"mam...wo wali bus puri full hai ,isliye hum log yaha aa gaye..."
"koyi baat nahi,aap log andar aakar baith jayiye...lekin is baat ka khayal rakhna ki yaha ladkiya baithi hui hai..."
Iske baad un sabne bari-bari se warden ko 'thank you' kaha aur andar aa gaye.ise mera bad luck kahe ya phhir kuchh aur...ki kanghi chor mere hee seat par aakar baith gaya matlab ki Rajshri Pandey ke bagal me....ab wo kanghi chor na to mujhe pasand tha aur na hee Rajshri Pandey ko, so hum dono hee use waha se hatane ki tarqeeb dhoondane lage.....
"chal be ,tu khisak yaha se..."Rajshri ka ek pouch muh me dalte hue Pandey ji ne ajeeb si aawaz me kaha...
"chub kar,tera senior hoon main...jyada bolega to hostel ke ladko ko bolkar teri pitayi karwa dunga..."apne chhote se bag ko apni godi me rakhkar wo bola...
"sach "Rajshri Pandey ko seat se satakar us kallu ki taraf maine apna chehra kiya... "Arman tu shayad meri power ko nahi janta..."
"tu MC bhag yaha se,warna tere gand me danda dalkar 1000 r.p.m. Ki speed se ghumaunga..."
Gusse se tamtamate mere chehre ko dekhkar wo kallu dar gaya aur turant apna bag uthakar peechhe ki seat par ja pahucha.
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jab dono bus ke chhutane ka time hua to humare hostel ka warden ,dusare bus me chala gaya aur bus chal padi...maine apne kano par headphone fansaya aur aankhe band kar li. Is beech bus me kiske beech kya hua,main nahi janta aur jab kisi ne mera name liya tha to maine apni aankhe kholi aur dekhte hee dang rah gaya ki Sulabh ladkiyo ke beech baitha mujhe aawaz de raha tha.
"is sale ki laundiyo se dosti kab hui aur ye mujhe kyun bula raha hai...pakka koyi ladki mujhpar fida
ho gayi hogi aur mujhe propose karne ke liye bula rahi hai "apne baal ko hatho se thik karte hue maine socha
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Jab main apni jagah par khada hua to aage ki taraf baithi hui ladkiyo ne meri taraf dekha aur tabhi na jaane kaha se mere andar ahankar ki ek lahar daud aayi...
"sorry, mere paas bekar ki baato ke liye time nahi hai..."bolkar main turant baith gaya...
Sulabh mera khas dost tha aur use aisa jawab dene ke baad mujhe khud bhi achchha nahi lag raha tha lekin jab iski shuruat maine kar hee di thi to phhir peechhe hatna mujhe manzoor nahi tha...isliye Sulabh ke dwara ek-do baar aur mere name pukare jane par bhi main apni jagah se ek inch bhi nahi hila....
jis tarah Sulabh mera khas dost tha usi tarah main bhi uska khas dost tha aur mujhe pura yakin tha ki mera aisa behaviour use bhi pasand nahi aaya hoga....mere khayal se usne iski kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki hogi ki main uski baat ko aise talunga kyunki yadi use mere is ravaiye ki jara si bhi bhanak hoti to wo mujhe kabhi nahi bulata....mera ye ravaiya waha bus me maujood jaha sabhi ladkiyo ko pasand nahi aaya tha wahi mere baki ke dosto ki shakal bhi kafi khafa-khafa si thi.
"Arman ,aana yar...ek minute ka kaam hai..."Sulabh ne teesari baar mujhe bulaya ,lekin nateeja pahle ke jaisa hee raha. Main is baar bhi apni jagah se ek inch bhi nahi hila.
"Arman...aana "
"Rajshri ,tu ja aur Sulabh se maloom karke aa ki kya matter hai..."Sulabh ki bujhi hui shakal ko dekhkar maine apne bagal me baithe Rajshri Pandey se kaha.
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Humare Pandey ji to jaise kab se isi mauke ki taalash me the ki kab unhe ladkiyo ke beech me jane ka mauka mile aur jab ye mauka use mere jariye mil raha tha to bhala wo kaise peechhe hatne wala tha.
Meri tarah usne bhi apne balo par apni ungaliya phhirayi aur phhir mujhe side karke chalti hui bus ki khidki ke bahar gardan nikalkar apna Rajshri se bhara muh khali kiya...bus speed me chal rahi thi ,isliye Pandey ji dhang se apna kaam nahi kar paye jiski vajah se Gutkhe ka kuchh ansh unke galo aur hontho par apni chhap chhod gaye tha, jise wo apne hath se saaf karte hue bola...
"thank you, Arman bhai...main abhi jakar ,Sulabh bhai se sab kuchh maloom karke aata hoon..." "teri to..."bolte hue maine uska sar pakda aur khidki par de mara"tujhe pahle hee bola tha na ki ye Gutkha,khaini ka pradarshan mere samne mat kiya kar...ab ja yaha se..."
Apna sar sahlate hue Rajshri Pandey , Sulabh ki taraf badha lekin us bechare ki kismat hee jhand thi. Ek to Sulabh mere waha na jane par pahle se hee gussaya hua tha ,upar se jab Rajshri Pandey ne ,uski problem puchhi to Sulabh uspar phhat pada aur apne daant chabate hue tej lafzo me Pandey ji ko waha se bhaga diya...ab humare Pandey ji kya karte, wo chup chap mayoos hokar wapas laute aur mere bagal me baith gaye....
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iske baad kuchh der tak aur kuchh nahi hua lekin Mere andar ek ufan tha ki aakhir Sulabh mujhe bula kyun raha tha,kahi Esha ne to use ,mujhe bulane ke liye nahi kaha....
"dhat teri ki,maine kitni badi galti kar di , Sulabh yar ! Ek aur baar mujhe bula ,abki baar main udd kar aaunga..."
"ab pachhtaye hot kya, jab chidiya chug gayi khet..."Pandey ji ki bagal me jo seat khali thi ,uspar baithate hue Arun bola.
"tujhe kaise pata chala be "Arun ko dekhkar maine ashcharya se kaha. "kya...kaise pata chala ? "
"yahi ki,Sulabh ke bulane par main uske paas us waqt nahi gaya ,lekin mujhe ab uska afsos ho raha hai..." "beta sixth Sense mera bhi kabhi-kabhi kaam kar jata hai...waise main yaha tera dukh-dard batne nahi aaya hoon,balki tujhe ye batane aaya hoon ki mere 100 wapas kar de,warna warden ko main ye bata dunga ki tune usase jhooth bolkar is bus me baitha hai..."
"chal ja be aur yadi tu use ye batayega bhi to mere sath-sath tujhe bhi yaha se dusari bus me jana padega..."
"thik hai phhir..."bolte hue Arun khada hua aur warden ki taraf dekhkar bola"mam, aapko kuchh batana hai..."
"ye le pakad apne 100 ,lekin yaad rakhna ki ye 100 to main tujhse lekar hee rahunga..."dheere se kahte hue maine 100 turant Arun ke hath me pakda diye.....
"haan beta bolo,koyi dikkat hai kya..."Girls hostel ki warden ne hamesha ki tarah ek meethi aawaz me kaha...
"kuchh nahi mam, main to bas ye kahna chahta tha ki aap bahut achchhi hai..." Jawab me warden muskura di aur Arun ne 100 ka note apne jeb me daal liya.
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Arun ko 100 ka note dene ke baad bhi main us 100 ke note ke baare me na sochkar ,Esha ke beech jane ka jo sunahara mauka maine gawa diya tha,uspar dil hee dil me afsos jahir kar raha tha....
"aur udd hawa me, beta tera ye ghamand kisi din tujhe chod kar hee dam lega,ab bhi waqt hai sudhar
ja...."maine khud se kaha"kitna shandar avasar mila tha laundiyo ke beech impression jamane ka
,lekin...."
"Arman...."Sulabh ne ek aur baar mera name pukara aur khud ko gali dena band karke main turant apni jagah se khada ho gaya...
"ek minute,idhar aana to..."
"okay, i am coming..."bolte hue main Rajshri ke upar se kuda aur ladkiyo ke taraf jane laga...
"Arman bhai,main bhi chalu kya..."Pandey ji ne apne dil ke armano ko zahir karte hue mujhse puchha... "tu kya karega be waha jakar,sirf meri bejjati hee karayega...tu ek kaam kar, Rajshri ka ek pouch nikal aur kha ke mast ho ja...main abhi aaya"
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Sulabh ke bulane par main gaya to badi khushi ke sath tha, lekin mere waha pahuchte hee sabhi ladkiyo ke chehre ka rang aise feeka pad gaya,jaise maine un sabki saheliyo ko choda lekin unhe chhua tak
nahi . Aur jab main Sulabh ke paas pahucha to jo ladkiya abhi tak Sulabh ki taraf dekhkar bade dhyan se uski baate sun rahi thi,wo ab mujhe ,uske bagal me khada pakar...dusari taraf dekhne lagi thi jisase mere sharir ka aadha khoon jal utha aur maine turant apne wallet se hazar ka note nikal kar Sulabh ko thamate hue bola...
"le be ,ye hazar rupaye rakh aur jab bus aage kahi rukegi to in sabko khana khila dena.." "matlab ? Main kuchh samjha nahi..."
"in sabki shakal dekh, aisa lag raha hai ki na jaane kitne janam se bhookhi hai..."
Mera aisa kahna tha ki sabhi ladkiya jaha kuchh der pahle apna muh dusari taraf kiye hue baithi thi ,ab wahi ladkiya 440 volt ke bijali ke jhatke khakar meri taraf gusse se dekh rahi thi...sirf dekh rahi thi,bol kuchh nahi rahi thi.
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"tune mujhe yaha kya isiliye bulaya taki main in sabke khane ke liye kuchh paise donate kar saku ya phhir koyi aur baat hai..."un ladkiyo ko ek aur baar 440 volt ka jhatka dete hue maine kaha aur jawab me is baar bhi wo sab item log mujhe sirf dekhti hee rahi...
"tu bhi na yar ,har time mazak karta rahta hai..."ek ladki ki taraf ishara karte hue Sulabh ne kaha"ise to janta hee hoga,ye hai Megha...apni hee classmate hai..."
"teen saal ye humare sath ,humari hee class me padh rahi hai aur tu mujhe yaha iska name bata raha hai..."
"abey nahi , actually jab main in sabse baat kar raha tha to ,ye baat uthi ki is saal best player ka award kise milega...aur usi waqt basketball ke bare me charcha hone lagi..."
"to..."
"to phhir Megha ne achanak hee mujhse ye puchha ki basketball ka no.1 player kaun hai...."
"ab samjha..."main beech me hee bol utha"to tune yaha mujhe sirf ye puchhane ke liye bulaya hai ki
,basketball ka no.1 player kaun hai..." "yes...yes.."Abki baar Megha ne kaha..
"do google, you will find your answer..."Sulabh ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha"mana ki ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota,lekin tujhe to main ek hoshiyar ladka samajhta tha..."
Ye sunte hee mera baki bacha-kucha khoon bhi gusse se jal utha aur dil kiya ki abhi jakar Divya ko ek
tamacha jad du...lekin maine aisa nahi kiya.
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main shanti se peeche palta aur shanti se Sulabh ke paas gaya... "maine kaha tha na ki,ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota..."
"to phhir tum hee bata do ki basketball ka best player kaun hai..."ek baar phhir Megha ne apna sawal dohraya...
"pure world me Michael Jordan aur is college me mere barabar koyi player nahi hai..."
"o..hello excuse me..."tamtamate hue Divya khadi hui"is college ka best player mera bhai hai ,tum nahi..."
"ye kaun hai..."Sulabh ki taraf dekhte hue maine puchha...
"sorry, wrong number...i haven't any facebook id...."
mere aisa kahne par Divya ko kuchh nahi sujha ki wo mujhe aage kya kahe,isliye gusse se tamtamate apne chehre ko lekar wo chup chap apni jagah par baith gayi. Divya ,Esha ke thik side me baithi thi aur jab Divya apni jagah par baith gayi to Esha ne bahut hee dheeme lafzo me kaha ki main jhooth bol raha hoon....Esha ke ye lafz kisi aur ko to sunayi nahi diye ,lekin lip reading ke karan maine turant samajh gaya ki Esha ne Divya se abhi-abhi kya kaha hai.....
"oye sun ,fb girl..."Divya ki taraf dekhkar main pure shan se bola"apne bagal wali ko bol de ki ,mere bare me use jo kuchh bhi kahna hai wo ,khulkar kahe..."
"tum mano ya na mano Arman, lekin mera bhai hee is college ka best player hai..."
"khwabo ki duniya se bahar aao baby aur sach ko dekho...sab kuchh apne aap samajh aa jayega..."maine kaha...
Waha dusaro ke liye time pass karne ka ek achchha-khasa mahol ban raha tha ki tabhi warden ,jo ki sabse peechhe apne kaan me earphone fasaye hue thi, wo boli"boys and girls...hum ab bas pahuchne wale hai..."
Warden ki baat sunkar sabka dhyan humare is best player ki ladayi se hata aur sab apne-apne bags utarne me lag gaye ki tabhi mujhe wo aawaz sunayi di,jise main pichhale kayi mahino se sunna chahta tha...tabhi mujhse us ladki ne baat ki,jisase main baat karne ke liye tadap raha tha. Uski aawaz sunte hee dil jaise khushi ke mare jhoom utha, bina iski parvah kiye ki wo mujhe bol kya rahi hai....
"yadi aisa hee hai to camp khatm hone ke baad Gautam aur tumhara ek match ho jaye,jisase sabko pata chal jayega ki best kaun hai..."
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"yadi aisa hee hai to camp khatm hone ke baad Gautam aur tumhara ek match ho jaye,jisase sabko pata chal jayega ki best kaun hai..."
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Esha ne ye lafz kahe hee is tarah the ki ab sabki nazare mujh par tiki thi , waha maujood lagbhag sabhi log pahle jaldi se jaldi bus se neeche utarna chahte the lekin jab Esha ne mere samne ,Gautam ke sath match khelne ka challenge rakha to ,jaise sab ke sab wahi jam gaye...koyi bhi bus se neeche nahi utar raha tha,jabki Girls hostel ki warden kabki neeche utar chuki thi....
Us waqt sabhi mere jawab ke liye had se jyada utsuk the ,sabhi chahte the ki main Esha ka challenge accept karu aur use haan bol du...maine Sulabh ki taraf dekha to wo bhi ishare se mujhe ,Esha ka challenge accept karne ko kah raha tha...lekin sawal yaha ye nahi tha ki dusare kya chahte hai ,balki sawal yaha ye tha ki main ,kya chahta hoon aur main is bakwas se door jana chahta tha.....
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bus se neeche utar chuki warden ne sabhi ko neeche aane ke liye aawaz lagayi to jaise sabko hosh aaya ki bus ruk chuki hai aur unhe neeche utarna hai....
"mere khayal se tum sabko neeche jana chahiye..."maine kaha.
mere aisa kahne se sab samajh gaye the ki maine Gautam ke sath basketball khelne ka challenge reject kar diya tha aur maine jab aage kuchh nahi kaha to ek taraf jaha Divya bahut khush hui wahi dusari taraf mere dost bahut udas hue, unke chehre ka sara rang ek pal me chhu-mantar ho chuka tha....
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"kya hua tumne kuchh jawab nahi diya..."main bus se utar kar aage badh hee raha tha ki Esha ki aawaz ne mere aage badhte hue kadmo ko rok liya . main peechhe palta to Esha boli"sab tumhare jawab ka intezaar kar rahe hai..."
Main pahle se hee ye janta tha ki yadi hum dono me phhir kabhi baat hogi to uski shuruat Esha hee karegi lekin main ye nahi janta tha ki wo shuruat ,mujhe neecha dikhane ke liye hogi....mere dost ,jo is samay mere agal-bagal,aage-peechhe khade the ,wo sab mujhe dheere-dheere galiya dekar bol rahe the ki main Gautam ke sath match khelne ke liye haan kah du..kuchh ne to mere pair par jor se laat bhi mari.
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"teri aawaz mere kano par nahi pad rahi,jo bolna hai chilla kar bol..."maine kaha.
"main ye kah rahi thi ki tumne kuchh kaha nahi "mere paas aate hue Esha boli aur mujhse thodi doori banakar khadi ho gayi...
"Kis bare me.."main bhi uski taraf badhte hue bola...
"oh common,itna bano bhi mat...seedhe-seedhe haan ya na me jawab kyun nahi dete ki tum Gautam ke sath basketball ka match kheloge ya nahi..."
"aur yadi main tumhare boyfriend ke sath khelna pasand na karu tu,darasal baat ye hai ki mujhe uski shakal pasand nahi hai..."
"saaf-saaf bolo ki tum dar gaye mere bhai se...haan"Divya cheekhte-chillate hue Esha ke side me khadi ho gayi....
"pahli baat to ye ki tu chuhiya ki tarah chatar-chatar karna band kar,warna chuhe marne wali dawa khila
kar teri jaan le lunga"apna gala phhad kar main bhi chillaya "aur dusari baat ye ki...darte toh hum apne baap se bhi nahi ,naam hai shahenshah..."
Iske baad Divya ki jo jubaan par tala laga ,wo phhir nahi khula aur jab wo chup ho gayi to main bhi apne dosto ke paas jane laga.
"tum shayad dar rahe ho ki kahi us din ki tarah tum phhir na haar jao..."Esha ne phhir kaha.
maa kasam khakar kahta hoon ki yadi wo ladki Esha ke siwa koyi aur hoti to use seedhe maa-bahan ki gali deta, lekin wo Esha thi isliye maine use kuchh nahi kaha kyunki mere andar se ,mere dil se mujhe ijjajat nahi mili ki main Esha ko kuchh bura-bhala kahu....main ek baar phhir se peechhe muda aur Esha ki taraf jakar bade hee shant bhav se bola...
"kabhi-kabhi ek har bahut kuchh sikha deti hai jo sau jeet bhi nahi sikha pati aur mera level thoda uncha hai isliye main gali me chalte har kisi ke sath match nahi khelta...main match usi ke sath khelta hoon,jisase mujhe kuchh seekhne ko mile,chahe main haar hee kyun na jaun...aur ek baat batau tumhare boyfriend ,Gautam ke andar ek bhi aisi kabiliyat mujhe nahi dikhti jo mere kaam aa sake..."apne shirt me fanse goggles ko apni aankho me chadhate hue maine kaha"isliye bhad me jao tum aur tumhara Gautam..."
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"kya solid dialogue mara hai beedu..muhhhaaa..."
"chal sale door hat,gay kahi ka..."Arun ke pet me ek punch marte hue maine kaha"aur tu ye bata ki wo lawda Sulabh kidhar hai..."
"wo dekh aage..."aage ki taraf ishara karte hue Arun bola"apni fantasy ke sath bhai busy hai..." "kaun Megha..."
"yes, first year ka pyar hai uska bole to left side wala..."
"sach"kahte hue main jaha tha wahi ruk gaya ,kyunki Sulabh kisi par dil se fida hai ye mujhe aaj pata chala raha tha...
"ab kya khoon se likhkar du..."
"phhir mujhe kyun nahi pata chala aaj tak..."
"beta ,kabhi dosto ke liye time nikalega tab na kuchh pata chalega...mujhe to pichhale saal se hee maloom tha,Saurabh ne bataya tha mujhe..."
"tabhi main sochu ki launda bus me ladkiyo se itna khul-mil kaise raha hai...." "ab chal,warna yaha jungle me peechhe chhut jayenge..."
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Jis jagah hum camp ke liye aaye the wo ek jungali area tha,sath me pahadi bhi...humare dono warden ke sath do log aur the jinhe maine pahli baar dekha tha...shayad wo isi ilake ke the,jinhe humari madad ke liye hire kiya gaya tha. Jis jagah hum log ghumane aaye the waha ek nadi bhi bahti thi,jiske pani ko Govt. Ne bandha hua tha ,jiske jariye us jungle se lage shahar me water ki supply hoti thi,dusare shabdo me kahe to wo River, waha ke aas-paas rahne wale logo ko jeewan dene wali nadi thi.nadi ke aas-paas ka nazara bhi kafi badhiya tha jiski vajah se aksar us jungle se lage shahar ke log waha ghumane aaya karte the, ek tarah se wo couples ke liye lover point bhi tha. Jiska andaza mujhe tab hua jab maine waha kone- kone me kayi ladko ko ladkiyo ke sath baithe hue dekha.
"bahut maza aane wala hai yaha to..."maine dil hee dil me kaha...
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Us nadi ke bahav ko rokne ke liye jo tarika apnaya gaya tha,wo kuchh-kuchh Kisi Dam se milta tha,isliye us ilaake ke log us jagah ko dam bhi kahte the.Dam ke andar jane ke liye ticket lagta tha aur jab hum log
Dam ke andar ghuse to mujhe waha kuchh coffee house bhi dikhe, jaha bhari matra me ladke-ladkiyo ka premi joda mauzood tha....
"idhar to sach me bahut maja aane wala hai..."coffe house ke andar jab maine premi jodo ko dekha to maine ek baar phhir khud se kaha....
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yun to waha din bhar me hazar log ghumne aate the jo kuchh ghante bitane ke baad waha se chale jate the, lekin humare college ka group 3 din tak waha rukne wala tha aur aisa karne wale hum log akele nahi the...waha humare college ke aalawa bhi kayi dusare college ke students aaye the jinke camp mujhe dikhayi diye.
"chal be ,dusare college ki ladkiyo ko taad kar aate hai..."apne camp ke andar saman rakhne ke baad maine apne dosto se kaha...
"nahi be, lafda ho jayega..."Sulabh ne kaha.
"tu lawde chup rah aur jake apni item ke sath rah...main to in chutiyo se puchh raha hoon..."
Sulabh ki tarah Arun,Saurabh ,Rajshri Pandey aur mere mining branch ka dost Naveen bhi uljhan me fanse the ki unhe dusare college ki ladkiyo ko chhedna chahiye ya nahi. Shayad unke andar ye dar baith chuka tha ki kahi dusare college ke ladko se koyi panga na ho jaye. Un sabko gahri soch me duba hua dekh main bola...
"kisi mahan vyakti ne kaha hai ki...To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing..."goggle apne aankh me chadate hue maine kaha"ab chalo,dusare college ki ladkiya mera intezaar kar rahi "
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"kisi mahan vyakti ne kaha hai ki...To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing..."goggle apne aankh me chadate hue maine kaha"ab chalo be,dusare college ki ladkiya mera intezaar kar rahi hogi "
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Pata nahi kyun par jab maine dusare college ki ladkiyo ko chhedne ke liye kaha to ,mere dosto ne apne hath khade kar diye, wo mere sath aane ko taiyar hee nahi the aur unke bina main jana nahi chahta tha...unke bina main isliye nahi jana tha ki mujhe un sabse behad lagaav tha balki isliye taki jab by chance yadi dusare college ke ladko se mera lafda ho to main akela hone ki vajah se kahi pit na jaun...isliye chahe mujhe jo bhi karna pade,unhe apne sath lekar to jana hee tha.
"sab camp se bahar niklo ,bahar warden sabko kuchh instruction dene wale hai..."ek ladka bhagta hua humare camp ke andar ghusa aur warden sabko bahar bula rahe hai,ye bolkar wapas bhag gaya..... hum log bahar aaye aur us taraf badhne lage,jaha sab ikatthe ho rahe the.
"baap ka raaj hai kya,jo koyi ghumane nahi jayega..."maine man hee man me kaha....
"main ,humare dono guidance ke sath sabse aage wale camp me rahunga ,jiske baad kuchh ladke phhir beech me ladkiyo ka camp hoga aur aakhiri me phhir ladke rahenge, is that clear..."
"clear sir..."sab ek sath jor se cheekhe.
"sabhi ladkiya apne camp me jayengi aur ladke mere sath yahi rukenge, hume aaj raat ke liye kuchh intezaam vagerah karne hai...."
Ladkiyo ko unke camp me bhej diya gaya, girls hostel ki warden ladkiyo ke hee kisi camp me unke sath thi. Jab sari ladkiya waha se rafa-dafa ho gayi to humare warden ne hum sabko apne paas bulaya...
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"dekho boys, wo samne jo camp dikh rahe hai na, wo ek behad hee bekar college ke hai ,isliye waha ke ladke bhi bade lofar aur bekar hai...tum sab bas is baat ka dhyan rakhna ki unse kisi tarah ka jhagda mol mat lena....samjhe sab."
"yes sir..."
"aur suno, dusare college ki ladkiyo se koyi baat karne nahi jayega, ye mera order hai...kyunki main nahi chahta ki koyi jhamela khada ho.hum log yaha teen din shanti se rahenge aur phhir chale jayenge...is that clear..."
"yes sir..."
"kya paka raha hai yar, "apne agal-bagal khade laundo se maine kaha"mera dil kar raha hai ki sale ke muh pe juta phhek ke maru...."
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Hum sabko duniya bhar ka gyan dene ke baad humare warden ne un do logo se sabka parichay karaya,jo hume in teen dino me yaha ke vatavaran ko samajhne me humari madad karne wale the. Warden ne 10- 10 ladko ka group banane ke liye kaha aur bola ki un 20 ladko ko guidance ke sath bahar jakar kuchh saman lana hai....
"sir, main jaunga..."maine apna hath sabse pahle khada karte hue kaha.
"Arman...tum aur tumhari mandali kahi nahi jayegi..tum log seedhe apne camp par jao aur yadi mujhe tum log bahar dikhe to yahi se neeche fek dunga...."
"teri *** ki chut...teri *** ka bhosda, hath laga ke dekh to sale...lund katkar muh me de dunga
,MC,BC."silent mode me maine ye subh vachan apne warden ko kahe aur apne camp ki taraf badh gaya.
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"wo sala,kal ka launda...hume seekha raha hai ki hume kya karna chahiye,uski to main...."camp ke andar aane ke baad maine apna jeans utara aur bag se dusara jeans nikal kar pahante hue bola"uski *** ki chut, tum log fikra mat karo...hum log neeche ghumane jaroor jayenge..."
"wo sab to thik hai ,lekin tu ye kapde kyun badal raha hai..."ek taraf lete-lete Arun ne puchha... "abey ullu,neeche itni sari rajkumariya hai to apna bhi farz banta hai na ki rajkumar ki tarah dikhe...Saurabh,tu wo perfume nikal apne bag se."
"kidhar ja raha hai..."chaukte hue Arun turant khada ho gaya aur apne daant chabate hue mujhse kaha"bhool gaya kya ,warden ne kya warning di hai..."
"abey darta to main Osama-bin-laden se nahi ,to phhir us warden ki kya aukat...jo mujhe rok le...tum log bas jaldi se taiyar ho jao,baki main sambhal lunga"
"kya sambhal lega be..."Mujhe pakad kar neeche dhakka dete hue Saurabh bola"koyi kahi nahi jane wala aur na hee tu kahi jayega..."
"ab ye mat bol dena ki ,yadi tujhe yaha se bahar jana hai to meri lash par se jana hoga "
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maine sabko bahut manaya neeche jane ke liye lekin sabme warden ka dar is kadar baitha hua tha ki koyi meri baat sunne tak ko taiyar nahi tha, main jise bhi mere sath chalne ko kahta ,wo apne kaan par apne dono hath rakhkar kahta ki"mujhe kuchh sunayi nahi de raha hai..."
"abey kutto,daro mat...main ye sab pahle bhi kar chuka hoon..." "kab ,kaha...kaise.."
"college me kiya tha ,wo bhi ek baar nahi balki...1 ,2,3,4 aur round figure me lekar bole to total 5 baar..." "koyi ,kahi nahi jayega...warna main warden ko bol dunga "Saurabh ne brahmstra chalate hue kaha...jiske baad mere baki ke dost aur bhi dar gaye.
main kuchh der tak wahi ullu ki tarah khada hokar un sabko dekhta raha ,kuchh sochta raha aur phhir Arun ke paas jakar bola...
"soch Arun, jab tu apni wo blue color ki shirt aur black colour ki jeans pahankar bahar niklega to sari ladkiya apne kapde phhad legi aur kahenge ki ,WOW...aaj tak unhone tujh jaisa hot launda nahi dekha, soch jara ki tujhe us waqt kitna maja aayega..."
"sach... : "
"aur nahi to kya..."Arun ko chodu banate hue maine kaha"itna hee nahi ,wo tere peechhe-peechhe daudengi aur phhir tujhe leta-leta kar...leta-leta kar..."
"main taiyar hoon...." khayali pulav pakate hue Arun ne mere sath jane ke liye haan kaha to main Saurabh ki taraf badha....
"Pandey ji, us lamhe ke bare me socho ,jab tumhe ek tumhari type ki Rajshri khane wali ladki milegi...tu bhi Rajshri chaba raha hoga,wo bhi Rajshri chaba rahi hogi...tum dono ek dusare ke karib aaoge aur karib...aur karib...."
"aaaahhhhhhh...aage bolo Arman bhai"
"phhir tum dono ek dusare ko Rajshri ka ek-ek pouch dekar apne pyar ka izhaar karoge aur phhir wo Rajshri chabate hue tere paint ki zib kholegi..."
"aaaahhhh...aage bolo Arman bhai."
"aur phhir tere lund par aur face par Rajshri thook kar bhag " "kya Arman bhai ,KLPD kar "
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Arun,Saurabh,Naveen aur Rajshri Pandey to mere sath aane ke liye taiyar ho gaye the,lekin Sulabh ab
bhi natak kar raha tha.
"tu chalega humare sath..." "main nahi jaunga..."
"tujhse puchh thodi hee raha hoon ,main to tujhe bata raha hoon ki tu chalega humare sath "
Jaise-taise karke hum sabne Sulabh ko bhi raji kar liya aur jab sab taiyar ho gaye to maine un sabko waha kuchh der rukne ke liye kaha....
"ab kya hua,jaldi chal...mujhse control nahi ho raha..."
"ruk ja, wo warden ek baar hume dekhne jaroor aayega ki hum camp par maujood hai ya nahi...ek baar wo hume yaha dekh le phhir koyi baat nahi..."
"tab tak to sali raat ho jayegi,phhir ladkiya mera khubsurat chehra kaise dekhegi "Mayoos hote hue Arun ek taraf baith gaya.
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Jaisa ki mera anuman tha warden humare camp me aaya ,lekin aadhe ghante baad aur jaise hee warden hume dekh kar wapas apne camp me ghusa to hum 6 log ,turant us pahadi se neeche utra kar dam ke kinare par pahuche....us pahadi se neeche utarne me hum sabke paseene chhoot gaye the aur hafne bhi lage the.
"gand phhat gayi be,neeche utarne...ab bas koyi ladki blow job de de to maza aa jaye..."hafte hue Saurabh bola.
Saurabh ke baad bari-bari se sabne apni desire jahir ki, kuchh ne kaha ki use smooch karna hai to kisi ne kaha wo ladki ke chhatiyo ko masalna chahta hai...kisi ne kaha ki wo ladki ko jhadi ke peechhe leta kar thokna chahta hai to kisi ne kaha ki dam me koodkar 'under water romance' karega...par in gadho ko kaun bataye ki aisa aaj to kya,aane wale teen dino me bhi ye nahi kar sakte....
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waise kisi mahan purush ne kaha hai ki ' dusaro ke sath kabhi bhi aisa vyavahar mat karo,jo tumhe khud khud ke sath pasand na ho...' lekin ye waqt us mahan purush ki boring bato ko manne ka nahi tha isliye maine sabko apne karib bulaya aur bola
"mere pyare bhaiyo aur bhaiyo...chalo thoda mauj-masti karte hai..."
Iske baad maine sabko kya-kya karna hai ye bataya aur jab sabne ispar apni sahmati de di to hum sab ek sath aage badhe .
"ready dosto..."pull par aage badhte-badhte jab hum log ek couple ke paas pahuche to maine apne dosto se kaha"Sulabh tu aage ja aur Saurabh tu apna mobile nikal le..."
Jab humne sab taam-jham kar liye to Sulabh ek premi jode ke samne jakar khada ho gaya, jo aapas me ek-dusare ka hath thame hue shanti se baith kar baat kar rahe the....
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"ye dekho, ye hai humare mahan bharat ke yuva..jo yaha public place me ashleelta faila rahe hai."ekdum serious hote hue Sulabh bola,
Sulabh ke muh se aisi '. baate sunkar wo premi jode aise chauke jaise unke maa-baap ne unhe romance karte hue dekh liya ho...unki to puri tarah se band baj chuki thi.
"aise log...aise hee log hai ,jo humari sanskriti ko dhumil karte hai..."uske baad un dono ki taraf dekhkar Sulabh bola"tumhe pata hai hume aazadi kis tarah mili,kitno ka khoon baha...hume aazadi mili iska matlab ye nahi tum log kahi bhi baithkar ,kuchh bhi karoge...salo kuchh to sharam karo..."bolte hue Sulabh jor-jor se hasne laga...jiske baad wo ladka jo apni maal ke sath waha baitha hua tha,wo taav me Sulabh ko marne ke liye khada ho gaya...lekin jab hum sab Sulabh ke peechhe khade ho gaye to wo ladka shant baith gaya....
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"Saurabh ab teri bari..."aage badhte hue maine kaha aur Saurabh ko chhodkar hum sab wahi rook gaye....Aage jakar Saurabh thik ek couple ke samne rook gaya aur unme shamil ladke ka kandha thapthapa kar bola...
"bhai,ek number likhna to..."
"chal nikal yaha se..."wo ladka bola...
"likh lena na yar..."masoom si shakl banate hue Saurabh ne vinti ki to ladki ka dil pighal gaya aur usne apne boyfriend ko ishare se kaha ki wo Saurabh ki baat maan le...
"chal bol..."us ladke ne apna mobile nikal kar kaha
"thanks yar, wo actually maine mere dost heeralal se heeralal ka number manga tha aur is waqt mere paas koyi kagaj ,pen nahi hai to..."
"ab bakega bhi." "haan chal likh...99" "99.."
"99..."
"9999..."number likhne ke sath-sath hee wo ladka dheemi aawaz me number repeat bhi kar raha tha. "phhir 99..."
"999999"
"char baar phhir 9"
"char bar phhir 9,....9999999999"likhne ke baad jab us ladke ne Saurabh ke bataye number par gaur kiya to uska bheja thanka aur wo gusse se khada ho gaya"BC, chodu samajh rakha hai "
"Rajshri ab ja ,teri bari..."
ek baar phhir hum log rook gaye aur jise shikar karna tha,use aage bhej diya...Rajshri aage jakar ek couple ke paas ruk gaya...
"koyi dikkat hai kya..."jis couple ke samne apne Pandey ji khade the, usme se ladke ne aankhe badi karke bhari aawaz me puchha...
Jiske jawab ne Apne Pandey ji ne sabse pahle Rajshri ka pouch fada aur muh me daalkar Rajshri ke dano ko chabate hue bole"yaha Rajshri ka rate kya chal raha hai..."
"oye bhikhari jata hai yaha se ya du do hath..."
"sun be lodu, ladki ke sath hai to jyada uchak mat,warna gutkhe ki peek seedhe tere muh par marunga...sorry bol"
"tu aise nahi manega..."bolte hue wo ladka hua hee tha ki Arun daudkar waha pahucha aur us launde ko ek hath jama diya...
"teri maa ki ...."wo ladka jor se chillaya
"chup chap baith MC.."ek jhapad Rajshri ne taan kar us ladke se kaha..
Wo ladka thoda phhattu kisam ka tha,isliye jab use do thappad pade to usne rona shuru kar diya, jiske baad hum sabne use sorry kaha aur aage badh gaye....
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"ab meri bari..."waha se bahut aage aakar maine kaha.
meri nazar ek aise couple par padi thi jo ki aapas me ekdum se ghule-mile hue the..bole to dono smooching kar rahe . Maine ek lambi saans li aur unke paas jakar ladke ke sar ke baal ko pakad kar uska sar jor se kayi round ghuma diya...
"sale tera pata chal hee gaya na, tu hee hai wo...jo meri bahan ke sath ishq farmata hai, BKL..."bolte hue maine ek baar phhir us ladke ke balo ko pakda aur kheechte hue kayi round ghuma diya....
ab tak hum logo ne jitne bhi couples ko pareshan kiya tha ,unme se sabne ne humare sath bahas ki thi...lekin ye ladka kuchh nahi bol raha tha ulta mujhe sorry bol raha tha.ladke ki ye halat dekh kar maine use ek-do mukka aur mara aur laundiya ki taraf dekhkar kaha"bahna tu aaj ghar chal...teri khabar to main achchhe se lunga..."bolte hue main wapas peechhe palta aur apne dosto ki taraf aane laga...
hansi to mujhe is waqt itni aa rahi thi ki apna pet pakad kar hasne ka man kar raha tha, lekin maine khud par control karke rakha hua tha.
Wo ladka jaha dar ke mare shant baitha tha wahi uski item is confusion me thi ki "uska ye bhai kaha se paida ho gaya..."
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"janu, tum thik to ho na..."us ladki ne apne lute-pite boyfriend se kaha"ye mera bhai nahi hai..." "kya..."duniya bhar ki nafrat liye wo ladka ekdum se khada hua,lekin hum log to waha se kab ke khisak chuke the.
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pull se neeche utar kar hum log ek jagah khade hue aur apna pet pakad kar hasne lage....Rajshri Pandey ki hansi itni bhayankar thi ki usase zameen me khada nahi hua ja raha tha, wo baar -baar haste hue girne lagta...
"kya mara hai un salo ko,sale saat janam tak yaad rakhenge..."
"ab sab chup ho jao...wo dekho dusare college ki ladkiyo ka group aa raha hai..."Rajshri ke pichhwade me ek laat marte hue maine kaha....
"pahle main is par try karunga..." "nahi pahle main..."
"abey tu to chodu dikhta hai, pahle main..." "nahi pahle main..."
Un sabki bhinbhinahat se jab main tang aa gaya to maine jor se cheekhkar un sabko pahle shant karaya aur phhir bola"ye makkhiyo ki tarah ,kyun bhinbhina rahe ho be aur ye kya laga rakha hai...pahle main
,pahle main...ye koyi film hai kya jo hero ke dost kisi hot ladki par shuru-shuru me dore dalenge aur phhir thappad khakar wapas aayenge..."bolkar main thodi der ke liye ruka aur apne collar ,shirt aur paint ko thik karne ke baad bola"ye real life hai,isliye direct hero ,apni heroine se flirt karega...Sulabh goggle dena to mera."
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Jo din picnic ke liye tay hua tha, wo din aate-aate tak college ke laundo ka plan picnic se badal kar 2-3 din ke camp ki shakal le chuka tha jisase bahut se student ne apna name wapas le liya. Kyunki Jo students hostel me rahte the unhe to koyi problem nahi thi,lekin jo students local the ,unme se adhiktar ke maa-baap or caretaker ne unhe 2-3 din ghar se bahar rahne ki anumati nahi di aur is par humare college ke Principal ne final year ke students par ban lagakar char-chand laga diye...jiska nateeja ye hua ki jaha pahle 4 bus book karne ka plan tha waha camp ke liye ravana hone wale din tak aate-aate bus ki sankhya char se kam hokar sirf do rah gayi....itna sab kuchh hone ke bawjood mujhe koyi fark nahi pada,kyunki mere sath mere sare dost ja rahe the. Jis din hume camp ke liye ravana hona tha, uske ek din pahle humare Principal ne ek aur dhamaka kiya,jiski khabar mere khas dosto me shumar Sulabh ne di....Sulabh pichhale do din se apne room na jakar humare hostel me hee pada tha,jiski vajah se kayi baar meri aur Arun ki warden se bahas bhi ho chuki thi.Sulabh ne ek raat pahle bataya ki Principal ne humare sath Girls aur boys hostel ke wardens ko jane ke liye kaha hai....
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"is BC ,principal ne sare intention par moot diya...ab ye chodu warden humare sath camp par jakar kya karenge....."cigarette ke packet se aakhiri cigarette nikal kar Arun ne packet jor se room ke bahar fekte hue kaha.
"karenge kya sale....bas din bhar hume instruction dete rahenge ki ,ye mat karo,wo mat karo...."apne bag me apna saman bharte hue Saurabh bola"mera vash chale to salo ka wahi murder kar du.." "mujhe to iski fikra ho rahi hai ki ye wardens ,hume daru nahi peene denge "udas sa chehra banate hue maine bhi apna bag almirah ke upar se nikala aur packing karne laga.....
"ek aur buri khabar hai ya phhir kahe to sabse buri khabar hai..."Sulabh ne phhir kaha,jiske baad hum teeno wo dusari buri khabar sunne ke liye uska muh takne lage.
"bose dk,dusari buri khabar batayega ya phhir court ka notice bheju tab bakega..."jab kuchh der tak Sulabh bina kuchh bole hum teeno ko hee dekhte raha to main chillaya...
"Principal ne instruction diya hai ki ladke aur ladkiya alag-alag bus me baithenge...."
"dayi chod dunga us takle ki...."Arun gusse se tantanate hue bhadak utha...
dil to mera bhi kiya ki apne college ke principal ko dil kholkar galiya du ,lekin jab main ye subh kaam karne ke liye muh khol hee raha tha ki mera dimag mujhpar chillaya"Respect your teachers..." "abey nahi Arun ,aisa nahi bolte...Principal hai apna wo taklu..aur bhool mat ki Gautam wale case ko
dabane me usne hum logo ki kitni help ki thi....."na chahte hue bhi maine apne Principal ko ijjat dete hue kaha....
meri baat me dam tha jiska ahsaas mujhe tab hua ,jab mere teeno dost meri baat sunkar chup ho gaye
aur apne saman ki packing karne me lag gaye....
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"Arman ,tera bag khali hai kya..."
main aawaz ki taraf palta to dekha ki Arun apne hath me ek jeans ko modkar khada tha. "kyun kya hua..."
"le mera ye jeans apne bag me dal le..."
Mujhe apna jeans dene ke baad ,Arun ,Saurabh ke paas gaya aur usase bhi wahi sawal puchha,jo kuchh der pahle usne mujhse puchha tha....jab sawal same tha to answer bhi same hee hoga aur aisa hee hua .
"beta mere bag me jagah to itni khali hai ki ,tujhe bhi bhar dunga...kaam bol"
"le mera ek jeans aur do shirt rakh le...wo kya hai ki mera bag thoda sa fata hua hai aur main nahi chahta ki meri bejjati ho jaye..."apni bakwas jari rakhte hue Arun bola"tu khud soch be, tujhe us samay achchha lagega kya...jab college ki ladkiya mujhe dekh kar ye kahengi ki....awwww, college ke sabse dashing,smart ladke ka bag fata hua hai.awww...awwww...."
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"sab saman bhar liya ab chalo 2-3 worldcup lekar aate hai...."packing karne ke baad angdayi lete hue maine ek lambi jamhayi mari...
"itni jaldi kya hai be...aaram se chalenge..worldcup lene"
" sab kaam bhale hee chhut jaye,lekin ye kaam nahi chhutna chahiye...chal "
"worldcup "apna dimag par jor dalte hue Sulabh ne pahle meri taraf dekha aur phhir jab use samajh aa gaya ki main kis world cup ki baat kar raha hoon to wo bola"abey ,daru piyoge to pela jaoge...Principal suspend kar dega..."
"i love daru more than my ab apna muh band kar"
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Dusare din jab hum log hostel se apna-apna bag latkaye bahar nikle to Rajshri Pandey hume hostel ke bahar hee mil gaya...Rajshri ko hostel ke bahar dekhte hee main samajh gaya ki wo yaha is waqt kyun aaya hai....
"Arman bhai,Saurabh bhai,Arun bhai ,Sulabh bhai...apun ko aap logo ke sath rahna hai..."usne kaha aur cigarette ka ek packet rishwat ke taur par mere taraf badha di...Cigarette ki ek full packet dekhte hee mera dil kiya ki abhi apna bag neeche feku aur sare ke sare cigarette pee loon ,kyunki pichhale ek do dino se maine cigarette ko chhua tak nahi tha...cigarette ka packet lene ke liye maine apna hath aage badhaya hee tha ki mera 1400 gm ka brain mujhpar chillaya"Quit Smoking as early as possible..." aur phhir maine Rajshri Pandey ke hath se cigarette ka packet lekar Arun ko saunp diya.....
"ye kya Arman bhai,aap mujhse naraz ho kya..."meri is harkat par chaukte hue Rajshri Pandey ne puchha...
jawab me main aage badha aur uske kandhe par ek hath rakhkar apna bag use pakdaya aur bola"nahi re pagle...tujhse kaisi narajagi ,tu to bhai hai apna...wo to aajkal mere hee din kharab chal rahe hai...."
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college ke thik samne do bus khadi thi, usme se ek bus ke andar main aur meri chhoti si mandali ghusi...humne pahle se hee decide kar rakha tha ki hum log kis seat number par baithenge.lekin jab bus ke andar pahuche to humari seat par wo kallu kanghi chor ek hath me chana liye baitha hua tha...
"oye chal sarak idhar se..."usko dekhkar Maine kaha aur wo kallu apna muh chalate hue khidki ki taraf khisak gaya...
"sale kanghi chor, tujhe maine khidki ki taraf sarakne ke liye nahi kaha...maine tujhe kaha ki seat puri khali kar..."
"to phhir main kaha baithu..."chane ke ek aur fake muh me dalkar chabate hue wo bola... "sale mujhe dekhkar,tujhe dar nahi lagta kya...bola na uth yaha se..."
"tu koyi bhoot hai kya, jo tujhse daru..."
"teri maa ki..."bolte hue maine kallu ko pakda aur khichkar seedhe bahar feka"kanghi chor,sala...mujhe juban ladata hai..."
Us kallu kanghi chor ko bahar fekne ke baad main khidki ki taraf baitha aur kaan me headphone fansa kar apni aankhe band kar li...
main bahut koshish kar raha tha ki mujhe cigarette ka khayal na aaye ,lekin jab se maine apni aankhe band ki thi...tab se mujhe sirf aur sirf cigarette ka wo packet nazar aata...jo aaj mujhe Rajshri Pandey ne diya tha aur maine Arun ko....
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"Arman bhaiya,thoda side hatna to..."mujhe side karke Rajshri Pandey ne apna sar khidki se bahar nikala aur Gutkhe ki peek bahar thook kar ek do laundo ko galiya baki aur wapas apni jagah par dhang se baith gaya.....
"lawde yadi ek aur baar tune mujhe side hone ke liye kaha to bahut pelunga...."
"sorry ,Arman bhai..."bolte hue Rajshri Pandey ne abki baar Rajshri andar hee nigal liya....
Aankhe band karke phhir se maine koshish ki...ki Cigarette ka khayal mujhe na aaye lekin cigarette peene ki talab betate samay ke sath lagatar badhti hee ja rahi thi aur jab mujhse control nahi hua to maine bahar jakar chup-chap cigarette peene ki sochi....
"kidhar ja raha hai be..."
Arun ke is sawal par maine apni fifth finger(pinky) utha di aur bus se bahar aakar seedhe hostel ki taraf bhaga....hostel me maine do cigarette sulgayi aur jab man ko thandak pahuchi to hostel se thanda pani peekar wapas college ki taraf badha lekin main bus ke karib pahuchta usase pahle hee mere samne black colour ki ek land rover car ruki.
"ek din sala mere paas bhi aisich car hogi..."us chamchamati hui car ko dekhkar maine man me kaha.... Us black colour ki car ko dekhkar mujhe ye andaza to ho gaya tha ki uske andar baitha hua shaks crorepati hai...lekin mujhe jordar jhatka tab laga,jab us car ke andar se Esha ek aadmi ke sath nikli.... "oh teri...Sasur ji "
Esha ke sath jo aadmi tha uski umra mere hisab se 45-50 ke beech rahi hogi,isliye maine andaza laga
mara ki ho na ho ye rahis banda Esha ke pappa ji hai bole to apun ke sasur ji
Esha apne dad ke sath seedhe college ke andar gayi to maine bhi unka peechha kiya aur un dono ko principal ke office me jata dekh samajh gaya ki andar kya baate ho rahi hogi...mere khayal se Esha ka baap andar Principal se Esha ke baare me baat kar raha hoga ki uski najuk si laundiya...ohsorry mera
matlab hai ki uski najuk si beti ko is camp me kuchh nahi hona chahiye...wagerah-wagerah.
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Esha apne dad ke sath 10-15 minute tak Principal ke office me rahi aur jab wo dono Principal office se nikle to main bhi udhar se kat liya aur unki car se thodi door jakar khada ho gaya....
"ok daddy, ab aap jayiye.."Sasur ji ke gale lagkar Esha boli...
"thik hai beta, ab tum bhi apne friends ke sath jao aur apna khayal rakhna..."
Dono baap-beti ka hugging-hugging ka khel khatm hone ke baad ,Esha ke pappa ji waha se chalte bane...lekin main ab bhi wahi khada tha...Esha ke baap ke jane ke baad ek aur mahangi car same to same place par aakar ruki,jisme se Divya aur uska baap nikla....ek baar phhir se wahi same to same drama hua,jo kuchh der pahle hua tha bole to Divya apne baap ke sath Principal ke paas gayi aur phhir sabke samne usne aur uske baap ne ek-dusare ko hug kiya....
"sale kitne boring log hai "
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main pata nahi waha kyun khada tha,jabki waha tej dhoop thi aur paseene se mere kapde bheeg rahe the...lekin main tha ki wahi khada tha,bas khada tha....pata nahi ye Esha ka jadu tha ya phhir mere dil ki bebasi jo mujhe kuchh sujh hee nahi raha tha. aur ek pal ko mujhe na jaane kaise pata chal gaya ki Esha ab meri taraf palti maregi lekin wo meri taraf mudti usase pahle hee main left side me 90 degree par ghoom gaya aur apna mobile nikal kar kisi se baat karne ka jhootha natak karne laga.
Goggles pahanne ke kayi fayde hai lekin sabse bada fayda ye hai ki aap goggles pahankar kisi bhi ladki ki taraf apna chehra kiye bina tirachhi nazar se use dekh sakte hai aur us ladki ko pata bhi nahi chalta. Us waqt meri aankho me ek kala dhansu chashma tha aur main apni aankhe tirachhi kiye hue Esha ko dekh raha tha....
Esha shant hokar bahut der tak mujhe dekhti rahi aur phhir Divya ke sath bus ke andar chali gayi...Esha dusare bus me baithi thi aur uske waha se jane ke baad main bhi apne bus ki taraf badha ye sochte hue ki"ek samay kaise main use bahut pareshan karta tha aur har baar wo pahle gussa hoti aur phhir ek mast smile pass karti thi...lekin wo sab kuchh jaise ki mera usko har din pareshan karna...uska mujhpar gussa hona aur phhir mujhe dekhkar uski pyari si muskan...ab ye sab beete jamane ki baat ho chuki thi. Hum dono aksar jab bhi ek-dusare ke aamne-samne aate to aise behave karte jaise hum dono ek-dusaro ko jante tak nahi aur aaj bhi aisa hee hua tha.
wo to mujhse baat karne se rahi aur idhar mere ghamand ne mujhe koyi pahal karne se rok rakha tha,main yahi chahta tha ki shuruat wo kare...jo mujhe is janam me mushkil hee lag raha tha.
Yahi sab sochate hue main bus ke andar gaya aur apne dosto ko aawaz di... "sab chalo be,dusare wale bus me baithenge..."
"lekin wo to ladkiyo ki bus hai...Principal ka order bhool gaya kya..."
"us takle ki maa ki aankh, tum sab chalo mere sath..."maine kaha aur isi ke sath mera pahla rule"Respect your teachers(X)" ki maa-bahan hui
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"us takle ki maa ki aankh, tum sab chalo mere sath..."maine kaha aur isi ke sath mere pahla rule"Respect your teachers(X)" ki maa-bahan hui
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Maine kabhi sapne me bhi ya phhir kahe ki Group discussion ki boring class me bhi nahi socha tha ki jin plans ko banane ke liye maine apna sar khapaya tha ,un plans ko ek din main hee arthi par letaunga...wo bhi ek sath.
mere ab tak ke teeno plans ,jo ki mujhe ek achchha student aur exam me mere achchhe marks la sakte hai,unhe main pichhale aadhe ghante ke andar tod chuka tha.
Hostel jakar maine do cigarette piye isase mera 'plan no. 2-Quit Smoking' turant arthi par let gaya . Kuchh der pahle maine Principal ko gali baki jisase mere 'Plan no. 1 -Respect your teachers' ki dhajjiya udi aur ab ladkiyo wali bus me jakar main apne Plan no.3'Stay away from Girls' ko todne ja raha tha. Mera aisa behaviour kisi bhi lihaj se sahi nahi tha siway iske ki main khud apne plan tod raha tha na ki koyi dusara.....
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"Principal chodega hum sabko ,yadi use pata chal gaya ki hum log uske order ko follow nahi maan rahe hai to..."
"tension mat le baby.Principal bhi ek jamane me jawan launda raha hoga isliye wo humari bhavnao ko samajh jayega aur waise bhi use kaun batane ja raha hai ki ladkiyo wale bus me mujh jaisa ek handsome ladka tha...."Arun ki bakwas ko beech me hee rok kar maine kaha"us bus me Divya bhi hai ,soch le..." "are gand maraye Divya,.us sali ke chakkar me itna bada kand ho gaya aur tu chahta hai ki main uske baare me sochu...kabhi nahi,bilkul nahi. "
"baat to teri sahi hai aur jab tujhe usase koyi moh-maya nahi hai to phhir tujhe us waqt bilkul bhi bura nahi lagega,jab main use gali bakunga..."
"bura wo manta hai jiske paas bur hota hai aur mere paas lund hai..."
"ok..to main ye kahna chahta hoon ki wo sali Divya ,ek no. 1 ki bakchod hai...hospital se wapas aane ke baad shuru-shuru me socha ki use bhi Deepika aur Naushad ki tarah lapete me le lu...lekin phhir ek laundiya hai,sochkar jane diya aur laundo ko dekhkar jaise wo apna muh fadti hai na ,usase to mujhe yahi lagta hai ki pakka usne aaj tak kam se kam 10 lund to jaroor liya hoga,ek tu hee chodu tha jo kiss ke chakkar me pakda gaya.jab pakdana hee tha to Divya ko chodte waqt pakdata...mujhe to ye bhi lagta hai ki wo tere jariye mujhpar dore daal rahi thi kyunki main tujhse jyada smart aur handsome hoon..." "abey tu Divya ki burayi kar raha hai ya meri..."
"Divya ki...tu to bhai hai mera ,waise to main tujhe indirectly chodu kahna chahta tha,lekin dekh maine kaha kya...nahi kaha na. Waise to main indirectly tujhe badsurat bhi kahna chahta tha ,lekin dekh maine aisa kuchh bhi kaha kya...nahi kaha na. Are pagle tu bhai hai mera "
"hao beta, indirectly bol-bol kar directly mujhe chodu aur badsurat bol raha hai...lawde ke "
"chal aaja ,ab ladkiyo wale bus me chalte hai..."
Bus se apni chhoti si mandali ke sath utar kar main dusare wali bus ki taraf chal pada.
"abey, us bas me Esha ke sath pakka Gautam hoga....kahi kuchh lafda na ho jaye..."ladkiyo wali bus ki taraf mere kadam se kadam milakar chalte hue Arun ne kaha...
"abey bakchod, bhool gaya kya...Principal ne final year walo ko camp par jane ke liye mana kar rakha hai..."
"Principal ke kahne se kya hota hai.kyunki yadi Gautam Esha ke sath jana chahe to wo apne baap ki power ka use karke badi aasani se ja sakta hai aur jaha tak mera manna hai uske hisab se Gautam apne baap ki pahuch ka istemaal karke ,Esha ke sath jaroor is Picnic cum Camp me jayega..."
"chal isi baat par lagata hai kya hazar-hazar ki shart..."maine kaha...
bet ka amount maine hazar rupaye isliye rakha kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki ye shart main hee jeetne wala hoon kyunki mujhe pahle se hee is shart ka nateeja maloom tha.
"hazar rupaye kya tere pappa mujhe denge...shart lagani hai to 100-100 ki laga,warna girls hostel ki warden ke gand me ja..."
"chal thik hai...100 done."maine apna hath Arun ki taraf badhaya
"meri taraf se bhi done..."mere hath me apna hath dete hue Arun ne kaha...
aur jab shart ko dono taraf se hari jhandi mil gayi to maine aur Arun ne 100-100 nikal kar Saurabh ke hath me de diye kyunki hum dono hee jante the ki yadi shart ke paise humare paas rahe to jeetane wale ko inam ke taur par siway babaji ke ghanta ke aalawa aur kuchh nahi milega...
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Jis bus me humare college ki ladkiya baithi thi ,uske andar ghuskar maine Arun ko dikhaya ki Esha kaise Divya ke sath baithi hai aur isi ke sath main Arun se 100 rs jeet gaya
Humari mandali ke us bus me aane se sabhi ladkiyo ka muh 3 inch fat gaya.sabhi item hairan
thi,pareshan thi ki main aur mere dost kaise unke bus me aa tapke...shuru ki lagbhag aadhi seat ladkiyo se bhar chuki thi lekin peechhe taraf ki seat ab bhi khali thi,isliye bina kisi ladki ki taraf dekhe hum log seedhe peechhe ki taraf badh gaye....
"Arman bhai, wo aapka warden peeche girls hostel ki warden ke sath baitha hai...main kya bolta hoon
,apan sab abhich is bus se khisak lete hai warna bhari bejjati karenge wo dono..."peechhe ki taraf badhte hue Rajshri Pandey ne mere kaan me kanaphhusi ki ,jiske baad meri nazar peechhe ki seat par baithe humare wardens par gayi...
"tum log baitho ,main use chodu banakar aata hoon..."dheere se bolte hue main undono ki taraf gaya.... Mujhe bus me dekhkar undono ka bhi pahle wahi haal hua, jo ki kuchh der pahle ladkiya ka hua tha..bole to un dono ka bhi muh 3 inch khul gaya tha...mujhe apne samne dekhte hee jaha Girls hostel ki warden kisi soch me doob gayi wahi humare hostel ke warden ki aankh me jwalamukhi tair raha tha,jo kabhi bhi fat sakta tha.....
"Sir.."apne hostel ke warden ki taraf mukhatib hote hue main bola"wo humare bus ki sabhi seat full ho gayi hai...isliye hum log is bus me aa gaye ,lekin yadi aap kahe to humlog abhi is bus se utar jayenge aur pahli wali bus me khade-khade hee chale jayenge "
"koyi baat nahi beta, tum log koyi bahari awara ladke thode hee ho...tum log aaram se baitho...bas iska khayal rakhna ki yaha ladkiya bhi baithi hui hai."Girls hostel ki warden se ye sunkar mera rom-rom khushi se jhoom utha aur dil kiya ki abhich us warden ko ek 'Vardan' mangne ke liye kah du lekin phhir khayal aaya ki wo 'Vardan' to pura hoga nahi to aise bolne ka kya fayda....
Girls hostel ki warden se hume jaise hee hari jhandi mili,humara warden kuchh kahne ke mood me tha , uske aankho ki chal aur face ka reaction dekhkar main samajh gaya ki wo pakka humari burayi Girls hostel ke warden se karega lekin wo kuchh bolta uske pahle hee main bol utha...
"thank you Sir, thank you mam..."
"okay beta, ab aap sab baith jao...taki kisi ko koyi problem na ho..." "once again ,thank you mam..."(chus le,ban gayi na chodu)
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Jab hume us bus me baithne ki permission mil gayi to hum sab ne apni paseendida seat par apna dera jama liya...main apni pasand ke anusar khidki ki taraf baitha tha aur Rajshri Pandey mere bagal me tha...Arun aur Sulabh dusari seat par baithe the lekin Saurabh akele peechhe wali row me apni taange pasar kar baitha tha. Humari seat three seater thi ,jiske karan ek seat ab bhi khali thi....
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"sir,may i come in..."
Ye aawaz jaise hee mere kano me padi to sabse pahle jo khayal mere man me aaya ,wo ye tha ki"ye kaun chutiya hai,jo bus ke andar aane ke liye permission mang raha hai aur jab maine peechhe mudkar dekha to paya ki 5-6 launde bus ke peechhe wale darwaje ke paas khade hokar bus ke andar aane ke liye humare wardens se permission mang rahe the....jisme humare hostel ka wo kallu,kanghi chor bhi shamil tha....
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"kya hua beta, aap log yaha kyun aaye ho..."mamta bhari aawaz me Girls hostel ki warden ne un ladko se puchha"koyi problem hai kya..."
"mam...wo wali bus puri full hai ,isliye hum log yaha aa gaye..."
"koyi baat nahi,aap log andar aakar baith jayiye...lekin is baat ka khayal rakhna ki yaha ladkiya baithi hui hai..."
Iske baad un sabne bari-bari se warden ko 'thank you' kaha aur andar aa gaye.ise mera bad luck kahe ya phhir kuchh aur...ki kanghi chor mere hee seat par aakar baith gaya matlab ki Rajshri Pandey ke bagal me....ab wo kanghi chor na to mujhe pasand tha aur na hee Rajshri Pandey ko, so hum dono hee use waha se hatane ki tarqeeb dhoondane lage.....
"chal be ,tu khisak yaha se..."Rajshri ka ek pouch muh me dalte hue Pandey ji ne ajeeb si aawaz me kaha...
"chub kar,tera senior hoon main...jyada bolega to hostel ke ladko ko bolkar teri pitayi karwa dunga..."apne chhote se bag ko apni godi me rakhkar wo bola...
"sach "Rajshri Pandey ko seat se satakar us kallu ki taraf maine apna chehra kiya... "Arman tu shayad meri power ko nahi janta..."
"tu MC bhag yaha se,warna tere gand me danda dalkar 1000 r.p.m. Ki speed se ghumaunga..."
Gusse se tamtamate mere chehre ko dekhkar wo kallu dar gaya aur turant apna bag uthakar peechhe ki seat par ja pahucha.
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jab dono bus ke chhutane ka time hua to humare hostel ka warden ,dusare bus me chala gaya aur bus chal padi...maine apne kano par headphone fansaya aur aankhe band kar li. Is beech bus me kiske beech kya hua,main nahi janta aur jab kisi ne mera name liya tha to maine apni aankhe kholi aur dekhte hee dang rah gaya ki Sulabh ladkiyo ke beech baitha mujhe aawaz de raha tha.
"is sale ki laundiyo se dosti kab hui aur ye mujhe kyun bula raha hai...pakka koyi ladki mujhpar fida
ho gayi hogi aur mujhe propose karne ke liye bula rahi hai "apne baal ko hatho se thik karte hue maine socha
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"is sale ki laundiyo se dosti kab aur ye mujhe kyun bula raha hai...pakka koyi ladki mujhpar fida ho gayi hogi aur mujhe propose karne ke liye bula rahi hai "apne baal ko hatho se thik karte hue maine socha
.Jab main apni jagah par khada hua to aage ki taraf baithi hui ladkiyo ne meri taraf dekha aur tabhi na jaane kaha se mere andar ahankar ki ek lahar daud aayi...
"sorry, mere paas bekar ki baato ke liye time nahi hai..."bolkar main turant baith gaya...
Sulabh mera khas dost tha aur use aisa jawab dene ke baad mujhe khud bhi achchha nahi lag raha tha lekin jab iski shuruat maine kar hee di thi to phhir peechhe hatna mujhe manzoor nahi tha...isliye Sulabh ke dwara ek-do baar aur mere name pukare jane par bhi main apni jagah se ek inch bhi nahi hila....
jis tarah Sulabh mera khas dost tha usi tarah main bhi uska khas dost tha aur mujhe pura yakin tha ki mera aisa behaviour use bhi pasand nahi aaya hoga....mere khayal se usne iski kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki hogi ki main uski baat ko aise talunga kyunki yadi use mere is ravaiye ki jara si bhi bhanak hoti to wo mujhe kabhi nahi bulata....mera ye ravaiya waha bus me maujood jaha sabhi ladkiyo ko pasand nahi aaya tha wahi mere baki ke dosto ki shakal bhi kafi khafa-khafa si thi.
"Arman ,aana yar...ek minute ka kaam hai..."Sulabh ne teesari baar mujhe bulaya ,lekin nateeja pahle ke jaisa hee raha. Main is baar bhi apni jagah se ek inch bhi nahi hila.
"Arman...aana "
"Rajshri ,tu ja aur Sulabh se maloom karke aa ki kya matter hai..."Sulabh ki bujhi hui shakal ko dekhkar maine apne bagal me baithe Rajshri Pandey se kaha.
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Humare Pandey ji to jaise kab se isi mauke ki taalash me the ki kab unhe ladkiyo ke beech me jane ka mauka mile aur jab ye mauka use mere jariye mil raha tha to bhala wo kaise peechhe hatne wala tha.
Meri tarah usne bhi apne balo par apni ungaliya phhirayi aur phhir mujhe side karke chalti hui bus ki khidki ke bahar gardan nikalkar apna Rajshri se bhara muh khali kiya...bus speed me chal rahi thi ,isliye Pandey ji dhang se apna kaam nahi kar paye jiski vajah se Gutkhe ka kuchh ansh unke galo aur hontho par apni chhap chhod gaye tha, jise wo apne hath se saaf karte hue bola...
"thank you, Arman bhai...main abhi jakar ,Sulabh bhai se sab kuchh maloom karke aata hoon..." "teri to..."bolte hue maine uska sar pakda aur khidki par de mara"tujhe pahle hee bola tha na ki ye Gutkha,khaini ka pradarshan mere samne mat kiya kar...ab ja yaha se..."
Apna sar sahlate hue Rajshri Pandey , Sulabh ki taraf badha lekin us bechare ki kismat hee jhand thi. Ek to Sulabh mere waha na jane par pahle se hee gussaya hua tha ,upar se jab Rajshri Pandey ne ,uski problem puchhi to Sulabh uspar phhat pada aur apne daant chabate hue tej lafzo me Pandey ji ko waha se bhaga diya...ab humare Pandey ji kya karte, wo chup chap mayoos hokar wapas laute aur mere bagal me baith gaye....
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iske baad kuchh der tak aur kuchh nahi hua lekin Mere andar ek ufan tha ki aakhir Sulabh mujhe bula kyun raha tha,kahi Esha ne to use ,mujhe bulane ke liye nahi kaha....
"dhat teri ki,maine kitni badi galti kar di , Sulabh yar ! Ek aur baar mujhe bula ,abki baar main udd kar aaunga..."
"ab pachhtaye hot kya, jab chidiya chug gayi khet..."Pandey ji ki bagal me jo seat khali thi ,uspar baithate hue Arun bola.
"tujhe kaise pata chala be "Arun ko dekhkar maine ashcharya se kaha. "kya...kaise pata chala ? "
"yahi ki,Sulabh ke bulane par main uske paas us waqt nahi gaya ,lekin mujhe ab uska afsos ho raha hai..." "beta sixth Sense mera bhi kabhi-kabhi kaam kar jata hai...waise main yaha tera dukh-dard batne nahi aaya hoon,balki tujhe ye batane aaya hoon ki mere 100 wapas kar de,warna warden ko main ye bata dunga ki tune usase jhooth bolkar is bus me baitha hai..."
"chal ja be aur yadi tu use ye batayega bhi to mere sath-sath tujhe bhi yaha se dusari bus me jana padega..."
"mujhe koyi fark nahi padta ,kyunki Divya mere liye kabhi koyi khas ladki nahi thi...main to bas uske bade-bade doodh dabana chahta tha,par lagta hai mere ye Arman ab kabhi pura nahi hone wala..." "mujhe maloom hai ki tu aisa kuchh bhi nahi karega,jisase meri bejjati ho..."
"mere 100 dega ya nahi..." "nahi...""thik hai phhir..."bolte hue Arun khada hua aur warden ki taraf dekhkar bola"mam, aapko kuchh batana hai..."
"ye le pakad apne 100 ,lekin yaad rakhna ki ye 100 to main tujhse lekar hee rahunga..."dheere se kahte hue maine 100 turant Arun ke hath me pakda diye.....
"haan beta bolo,koyi dikkat hai kya..."Girls hostel ki warden ne hamesha ki tarah ek meethi aawaz me kaha...
"kuchh nahi mam, main to bas ye kahna chahta tha ki aap bahut achchhi hai..." Jawab me warden muskura di aur Arun ne 100 ka note apne jeb me daal liya.
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Arun ko 100 ka note dene ke baad bhi main us 100 ke note ke baare me na sochkar ,Esha ke beech jane ka jo sunahara mauka maine gawa diya tha,uspar dil hee dil me afsos jahir kar raha tha....
"aur udd hawa me, beta tera ye ghamand kisi din tujhe chod kar hee dam lega,ab bhi waqt hai sudhar
ja...."maine khud se kaha"kitna shandar avasar mila tha laundiyo ke beech impression jamane ka
,lekin...."
"Arman...."Sulabh ne ek aur baar mera name pukara aur khud ko gali dena band karke main turant apni jagah se khada ho gaya...
"ek minute,idhar aana to..."
"okay, i am coming..."bolte hue main Rajshri ke upar se kuda aur ladkiyo ke taraf jane laga...
"Arman bhai,main bhi chalu kya..."Pandey ji ne apne dil ke armano ko zahir karte hue mujhse puchha... "tu kya karega be waha jakar,sirf meri bejjati hee karayega...tu ek kaam kar, Rajshri ka ek pouch nikal aur kha ke mast ho ja...main abhi aaya"
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Sulabh ke bulane par main gaya to badi khushi ke sath tha, lekin mere waha pahuchte hee sabhi ladkiyo ke chehre ka rang aise feeka pad gaya,jaise maine un sabki saheliyo ko choda lekin unhe chhua tak
nahi . Aur jab main Sulabh ke paas pahucha to jo ladkiya abhi tak Sulabh ki taraf dekhkar bade dhyan se uski baate sun rahi thi,wo ab mujhe ,uske bagal me khada pakar...dusari taraf dekhne lagi thi jisase mere sharir ka aadha khoon jal utha aur maine turant apne wallet se hazar ka note nikal kar Sulabh ko thamate hue bola...
"le be ,ye hazar rupaye rakh aur jab bus aage kahi rukegi to in sabko khana khila dena.." "matlab ? Main kuchh samjha nahi..."
"in sabki shakal dekh, aisa lag raha hai ki na jaane kitne janam se bhookhi hai..."
Mera aisa kahna tha ki sabhi ladkiya jaha kuchh der pahle apna muh dusari taraf kiye hue baithi thi ,ab wahi ladkiya 440 volt ke bijali ke jhatke khakar meri taraf gusse se dekh rahi thi...sirf dekh rahi thi,bol kuchh nahi rahi thi.
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"tune mujhe yaha kya isiliye bulaya taki main in sabke khane ke liye kuchh paise donate kar saku ya phhir koyi aur baat hai..."un ladkiyo ko ek aur baar 440 volt ka jhatka dete hue maine kaha aur jawab me is baar bhi wo sab item log mujhe sirf dekhti hee rahi...
"tu bhi na yar ,har time mazak karta rahta hai..."ek ladki ki taraf ishara karte hue Sulabh ne kaha"ise to janta hee hoga,ye hai Megha...apni hee classmate hai..."
"teen saal ye humare sath ,humari hee class me padh rahi hai aur tu mujhe yaha iska name bata raha hai..."
"abey nahi , actually jab main in sabse baat kar raha tha to ,ye baat uthi ki is saal best player ka award kise milega...aur usi waqt basketball ke bare me charcha hone lagi..."
"to..."
"to phhir Megha ne achanak hee mujhse ye puchha ki basketball ka no.1 player kaun hai...."
"ab samjha..."main beech me hee bol utha"to tune yaha mujhe sirf ye puchhane ke liye bulaya hai ki
,basketball ka no.1 player kaun hai..." "yes...yes.."Abki baar Megha ne kaha..
"do google, you will find your answer..."Sulabh ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha"mana ki ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota,lekin tujhe to main ek hoshiyar ladka samajhta tha..."
"kyaaaaa...humare paas dimag nahi hai..."5-6 ladkiya ek sath mujhpar jhallayi aur un sabko ignore marte hue main apni seat ki taraf badh gaya. Abhi main apni seat ki taraf ja hee raha tha ki Divya ki aawaz mere kano me padi...
"my brother, Gautam is the no. 1 player of the basketball game ! "Ye sunte hee mera baki bacha-kucha khoon bhi gusse se jal utha aur dil kiya ki abhi jakar Divya ko ek
tamacha jad du...lekin maine aisa nahi kiya.
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main shanti se peeche palta aur shanti se Sulabh ke paas gaya... "maine kaha tha na ki,ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota..."
"to phhir tum hee bata do ki basketball ka best player kaun hai..."ek baar phhir Megha ne apna sawal dohraya...
"pure world me Michael Jordan aur is college me mere barabar koyi player nahi hai..."
"o..hello excuse me..."tamtamate hue Divya khadi hui"is college ka best player mera bhai hai ,tum nahi..."
"ye kaun hai..."Sulabh ki taraf dekhte hue maine puchha...
is samay Divya par mujhe gussa to itna aa raha tha ki bus ka darwaja kholkar use bahar fek du...lekin main phhir bhi shant raha aur Sulabh ki halat is samay 'kato to khoon nahi' wali thi...uski samajh me bilkul bhi nahi aa raha tha ki wo kise shant karaye,mujhe ya Divya ko....
"tum mujhe nahi jante, yaad karo last year me tumne mujhe facebook par friend request bheja tha aur maine tumari friend request do din baad accept ki thi...""sorry, wrong number...i haven't any facebook id...."
mere aisa kahne par Divya ko kuchh nahi sujha ki wo mujhe aage kya kahe,isliye gusse se tamtamate apne chehre ko lekar wo chup chap apni jagah par baith gayi. Divya ,Esha ke thik side me baithi thi aur jab Divya apni jagah par baith gayi to Esha ne bahut hee dheeme lafzo me kaha ki main jhooth bol raha hoon....Esha ke ye lafz kisi aur ko to sunayi nahi diye ,lekin lip reading ke karan maine turant samajh gaya ki Esha ne Divya se abhi-abhi kya kaha hai.....
"oye sun ,fb girl..."Divya ki taraf dekhkar main pure shan se bola"apne bagal wali ko bol de ki ,mere bare me use jo kuchh bhi kahna hai wo ,khulkar kahe..."
"tum mano ya na mano Arman, lekin mera bhai hee is college ka best player hai..."
"khwabo ki duniya se bahar aao baby aur sach ko dekho...sab kuchh apne aap samajh aa jayega..."maine kaha...
Waha dusaro ke liye time pass karne ka ek achchha-khasa mahol ban raha tha ki tabhi warden ,jo ki sabse peechhe apne kaan me earphone fasaye hue thi, wo boli"boys and girls...hum ab bas pahuchne wale hai..."
Warden ki baat sunkar sabka dhyan humare is best player ki ladayi se hata aur sab apne-apne bags utarne me lag gaye ki tabhi mujhe wo aawaz sunayi di,jise main pichhale kayi mahino se sunna chahta tha...tabhi mujhse us ladki ne baat ki,jisase main baat karne ke liye tadap raha tha. Uski aawaz sunte hee dil jaise khushi ke mare jhoom utha, bina iski parvah kiye ki wo mujhe bol kya rahi hai....
"yadi aisa hee hai to camp khatm hone ke baad Gautam aur tumhara ek match ho jaye,jisase sabko pata chal jayega ki best kaun hai..."
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"yadi aisa hee hai to camp khatm hone ke baad Gautam aur tumhara ek match ho jaye,jisase sabko pata chal jayega ki best kaun hai..."
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Esha ne ye lafz kahe hee is tarah the ki ab sabki nazare mujh par tiki thi , waha maujood lagbhag sabhi log pahle jaldi se jaldi bus se neeche utarna chahte the lekin jab Esha ne mere samne ,Gautam ke sath match khelne ka challenge rakha to ,jaise sab ke sab wahi jam gaye...koyi bhi bus se neeche nahi utar raha tha,jabki Girls hostel ki warden kabki neeche utar chuki thi....
Us waqt sabhi mere jawab ke liye had se jyada utsuk the ,sabhi chahte the ki main Esha ka challenge accept karu aur use haan bol du...maine Sulabh ki taraf dekha to wo bhi ishare se mujhe ,Esha ka challenge accept karne ko kah raha tha...lekin sawal yaha ye nahi tha ki dusare kya chahte hai ,balki sawal yaha ye tha ki main ,kya chahta hoon aur main is bakwas se door jana chahta tha.....
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bus se neeche utar chuki warden ne sabhi ko neeche aane ke liye aawaz lagayi to jaise sabko hosh aaya ki bus ruk chuki hai aur unhe neeche utarna hai....
"mere khayal se tum sabko neeche jana chahiye..."maine kaha.
mere aisa kahne se sab samajh gaye the ki maine Gautam ke sath basketball khelne ka challenge reject kar diya tha aur maine jab aage kuchh nahi kaha to ek taraf jaha Divya bahut khush hui wahi dusari taraf mere dost bahut udas hue, unke chehre ka sara rang ek pal me chhu-mantar ho chuka tha....
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"kya hua tumne kuchh jawab nahi diya..."main bus se utar kar aage badh hee raha tha ki Esha ki aawaz ne mere aage badhte hue kadmo ko rok liya . main peechhe palta to Esha boli"sab tumhare jawab ka intezaar kar rahe hai..."
Main pahle se hee ye janta tha ki yadi hum dono me phhir kabhi baat hogi to uski shuruat Esha hee karegi lekin main ye nahi janta tha ki wo shuruat ,mujhe neecha dikhane ke liye hogi....mere dost ,jo is samay mere agal-bagal,aage-peechhe khade the ,wo sab mujhe dheere-dheere galiya dekar bol rahe the ki main Gautam ke sath match khelne ke liye haan kah du..kuchh ne to mere pair par jor se laat bhi mari.
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"teri aawaz mere kano par nahi pad rahi,jo bolna hai chilla kar bol..."maine kaha.
"main ye kah rahi thi ki tumne kuchh kaha nahi "mere paas aate hue Esha boli aur mujhse thodi doori banakar khadi ho gayi...
"Kis bare me.."main bhi uski taraf badhte hue bola...
"oh common,itna bano bhi mat...seedhe-seedhe haan ya na me jawab kyun nahi dete ki tum Gautam ke sath basketball ka match kheloge ya nahi..."
"aur yadi main tumhare boyfriend ke sath khelna pasand na karu tu,darasal baat ye hai ki mujhe uski shakal pasand nahi hai..."
"saaf-saaf bolo ki tum dar gaye mere bhai se...haan"Divya cheekhte-chillate hue Esha ke side me khadi ho gayi....
"pahli baat to ye ki tu chuhiya ki tarah chatar-chatar karna band kar,warna chuhe marne wali dawa khila
kar teri jaan le lunga"apna gala phhad kar main bhi chillaya "aur dusari baat ye ki...darte toh hum apne baap se bhi nahi ,naam hai shahenshah..."
Iske baad Divya ki jo jubaan par tala laga ,wo phhir nahi khula aur jab wo chup ho gayi to main bhi apne dosto ke paas jane laga.
"tum shayad dar rahe ho ki kahi us din ki tarah tum phhir na haar jao..."Esha ne phhir kaha.
maa kasam khakar kahta hoon ki yadi wo ladki Esha ke siwa koyi aur hoti to use seedhe maa-bahan ki gali deta, lekin wo Esha thi isliye maine use kuchh nahi kaha kyunki mere andar se ,mere dil se mujhe ijjajat nahi mili ki main Esha ko kuchh bura-bhala kahu....main ek baar phhir se peechhe muda aur Esha ki taraf jakar bade hee shant bhav se bola...
"kabhi-kabhi ek har bahut kuchh sikha deti hai jo sau jeet bhi nahi sikha pati aur mera level thoda uncha hai isliye main gali me chalte har kisi ke sath match nahi khelta...main match usi ke sath khelta hoon,jisase mujhe kuchh seekhne ko mile,chahe main haar hee kyun na jaun...aur ek baat batau tumhare boyfriend ,Gautam ke andar ek bhi aisi kabiliyat mujhe nahi dikhti jo mere kaam aa sake..."apne shirt me fanse goggles ko apni aankho me chadhate hue maine kaha"isliye bhad me jao tum aur tumhara Gautam..."
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"kya solid dialogue mara hai beedu..muhhhaaa..."
"chal sale door hat,gay kahi ka..."Arun ke pet me ek punch marte hue maine kaha"aur tu ye bata ki wo lawda Sulabh kidhar hai..."
"wo dekh aage..."aage ki taraf ishara karte hue Arun bola"apni fantasy ke sath bhai busy hai..." "kaun Megha..."
"yes, first year ka pyar hai uska bole to left side wala..."
"sach"kahte hue main jaha tha wahi ruk gaya ,kyunki Sulabh kisi par dil se fida hai ye mujhe aaj pata chala raha tha...
"ab kya khoon se likhkar du..."
"phhir mujhe kyun nahi pata chala aaj tak..."
"beta ,kabhi dosto ke liye time nikalega tab na kuchh pata chalega...mujhe to pichhale saal se hee maloom tha,Saurabh ne bataya tha mujhe..."
"tabhi main sochu ki launda bus me ladkiyo se itna khul-mil kaise raha hai...." "ab chal,warna yaha jungle me peechhe chhut jayenge..."
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Jis jagah hum camp ke liye aaye the wo ek jungali area tha,sath me pahadi bhi...humare dono warden ke sath do log aur the jinhe maine pahli baar dekha tha...shayad wo isi ilake ke the,jinhe humari madad ke liye hire kiya gaya tha. Jis jagah hum log ghumane aaye the waha ek nadi bhi bahti thi,jiske pani ko Govt. Ne bandha hua tha ,jiske jariye us jungle se lage shahar me water ki supply hoti thi,dusare shabdo me kahe to wo River, waha ke aas-paas rahne wale logo ko jeewan dene wali nadi thi.nadi ke aas-paas ka nazara bhi kafi badhiya tha jiski vajah se aksar us jungle se lage shahar ke log waha ghumane aaya karte the, ek tarah se wo couples ke liye lover point bhi tha. Jiska andaza mujhe tab hua jab maine waha kone- kone me kayi ladko ko ladkiyo ke sath baithe hue dekha.
"bahut maza aane wala hai yaha to..."maine dil hee dil me kaha...
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Us nadi ke bahav ko rokne ke liye jo tarika apnaya gaya tha,wo kuchh-kuchh Kisi Dam se milta tha,isliye us ilaake ke log us jagah ko dam bhi kahte the.Dam ke andar jane ke liye ticket lagta tha aur jab hum log
Dam ke andar ghuse to mujhe waha kuchh coffee house bhi dikhe, jaha bhari matra me ladke-ladkiyo ka premi joda mauzood tha....
"idhar to sach me bahut maja aane wala hai..."coffe house ke andar jab maine premi jodo ko dekha to maine ek baar phhir khud se kaha....
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yun to waha din bhar me hazar log ghumne aate the jo kuchh ghante bitane ke baad waha se chale jate the, lekin humare college ka group 3 din tak waha rukne wala tha aur aisa karne wale hum log akele nahi the...waha humare college ke aalawa bhi kayi dusare college ke students aaye the jinke camp mujhe dikhayi diye.
"chal be ,dusare college ki ladkiyo ko taad kar aate hai..."apne camp ke andar saman rakhne ke baad maine apne dosto se kaha...
"nahi be, lafda ho jayega..."Sulabh ne kaha.
"tu lawde chup rah aur jake apni item ke sath rah...main to in chutiyo se puchh raha hoon..."
Sulabh ki tarah Arun,Saurabh ,Rajshri Pandey aur mere mining branch ka dost Naveen bhi uljhan me fanse the ki unhe dusare college ki ladkiyo ko chhedna chahiye ya nahi. Shayad unke andar ye dar baith chuka tha ki kahi dusare college ke ladko se koyi panga na ho jaye. Un sabko gahri soch me duba hua dekh main bola...
"kisi mahan vyakti ne kaha hai ki...To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing..."goggle apne aankh me chadate hue maine kaha"ab chalo,dusare college ki ladkiya mera intezaar kar rahi "
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"kisi mahan vyakti ne kaha hai ki...To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing..."goggle apne aankh me chadate hue maine kaha"ab chalo be,dusare college ki ladkiya mera intezaar kar rahi hogi "
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Pata nahi kyun par jab maine dusare college ki ladkiyo ko chhedne ke liye kaha to ,mere dosto ne apne hath khade kar diye, wo mere sath aane ko taiyar hee nahi the aur unke bina main jana nahi chahta tha...unke bina main isliye nahi jana tha ki mujhe un sabse behad lagaav tha balki isliye taki jab by chance yadi dusare college ke ladko se mera lafda ho to main akela hone ki vajah se kahi pit na jaun...isliye chahe mujhe jo bhi karna pade,unhe apne sath lekar to jana hee tha.
"sab camp se bahar niklo ,bahar warden sabko kuchh instruction dene wale hai..."ek ladka bhagta hua humare camp ke andar ghusa aur warden sabko bahar bula rahe hai,ye bolkar wapas bhag gaya..... hum log bahar aaye aur us taraf badhne lage,jaha sab ikatthe ho rahe the.
Waha Camp lagane ke liye alag hee suvidha thi aur jo jagah camp lagane ke diya jata tha...wo ek unchi jagah par tha,jaha se dam aur uske aas-paas ka nazara bahut hee sundar dikhta tha.humare college ke camp ke paas hee dusare college ke camp bhi lage the.
"sab aa gaye ya ab bhi koyi bacha hai..."humare warden ne taav dete hue kaha"aaj ab sham ho chuki hai to koyi bhi neeche ghumane nahi jayega.""baap ka raaj hai kya,jo koyi ghumane nahi jayega..."maine man hee man me kaha....
"main ,humare dono guidance ke sath sabse aage wale camp me rahunga ,jiske baad kuchh ladke phhir beech me ladkiyo ka camp hoga aur aakhiri me phhir ladke rahenge, is that clear..."
"clear sir..."sab ek sath jor se cheekhe.
"sabhi ladkiya apne camp me jayengi aur ladke mere sath yahi rukenge, hume aaj raat ke liye kuchh intezaam vagerah karne hai...."
Ladkiyo ko unke camp me bhej diya gaya, girls hostel ki warden ladkiyo ke hee kisi camp me unke sath thi. Jab sari ladkiya waha se rafa-dafa ho gayi to humare warden ne hum sabko apne paas bulaya...
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"dekho boys, wo samne jo camp dikh rahe hai na, wo ek behad hee bekar college ke hai ,isliye waha ke ladke bhi bade lofar aur bekar hai...tum sab bas is baat ka dhyan rakhna ki unse kisi tarah ka jhagda mol mat lena....samjhe sab."
"yes sir..."
"aur suno, dusare college ki ladkiyo se koyi baat karne nahi jayega, ye mera order hai...kyunki main nahi chahta ki koyi jhamela khada ho.hum log yaha teen din shanti se rahenge aur phhir chale jayenge...is that clear..."
"yes sir..."
"kya paka raha hai yar, "apne agal-bagal khade laundo se maine kaha"mera dil kar raha hai ki sale ke muh pe juta phhek ke maru...."
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Hum sabko duniya bhar ka gyan dene ke baad humare warden ne un do logo se sabka parichay karaya,jo hume in teen dino me yaha ke vatavaran ko samajhne me humari madad karne wale the. Warden ne 10- 10 ladko ka group banane ke liye kaha aur bola ki un 20 ladko ko guidance ke sath bahar jakar kuchh saman lana hai....
"sir, main jaunga..."maine apna hath sabse pahle khada karte hue kaha.
"Arman...tum aur tumhari mandali kahi nahi jayegi..tum log seedhe apne camp par jao aur yadi mujhe tum log bahar dikhe to yahi se neeche fek dunga...."
"teri *** ki chut...teri *** ka bhosda, hath laga ke dekh to sale...lund katkar muh me de dunga
,MC,BC."silent mode me maine ye subh vachan apne warden ko kahe aur apne camp ki taraf badh gaya.
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"wo sala,kal ka launda...hume seekha raha hai ki hume kya karna chahiye,uski to main...."camp ke andar aane ke baad maine apna jeans utara aur bag se dusara jeans nikal kar pahante hue bola"uski *** ki chut, tum log fikra mat karo...hum log neeche ghumane jaroor jayenge..."
"wo sab to thik hai ,lekin tu ye kapde kyun badal raha hai..."ek taraf lete-lete Arun ne puchha... "abey ullu,neeche itni sari rajkumariya hai to apna bhi farz banta hai na ki rajkumar ki tarah dikhe...Saurabh,tu wo perfume nikal apne bag se."
"kidhar ja raha hai..."chaukte hue Arun turant khada ho gaya aur apne daant chabate hue mujhse kaha"bhool gaya kya ,warden ne kya warning di hai..."
"abey darta to main Osama-bin-laden se nahi ,to phhir us warden ki kya aukat...jo mujhe rok le...tum log bas jaldi se taiyar ho jao,baki main sambhal lunga"
"kya sambhal lega be..."Mujhe pakad kar neeche dhakka dete hue Saurabh bola"koyi kahi nahi jane wala aur na hee tu kahi jayega..."
"ab ye mat bol dena ki ,yadi tujhe yaha se bahar jana hai to meri lash par se jana hoga "
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maine sabko bahut manaya neeche jane ke liye lekin sabme warden ka dar is kadar baitha hua tha ki koyi meri baat sunne tak ko taiyar nahi tha, main jise bhi mere sath chalne ko kahta ,wo apne kaan par apne dono hath rakhkar kahta ki"mujhe kuchh sunayi nahi de raha hai..."
"abey kutto,daro mat...main ye sab pahle bhi kar chuka hoon..." "kab ,kaha...kaise.."
"college me kiya tha ,wo bhi ek baar nahi balki...1 ,2,3,4 aur round figure me lekar bole to total 5 baar..." "koyi ,kahi nahi jayega...warna main warden ko bol dunga "Saurabh ne brahmstra chalate hue kaha...jiske baad mere baki ke dost aur bhi dar gaye.
main kuchh der tak wahi ullu ki tarah khada hokar un sabko dekhta raha ,kuchh sochta raha aur phhir Arun ke paas jakar bola...
"soch Arun, jab tu apni wo blue color ki shirt aur black colour ki jeans pahankar bahar niklega to sari ladkiya apne kapde phhad legi aur kahenge ki ,WOW...aaj tak unhone tujh jaisa hot launda nahi dekha, soch jara ki tujhe us waqt kitna maja aayega..."
"sach... : "
"aur nahi to kya..."Arun ko chodu banate hue maine kaha"itna hee nahi ,wo tere peechhe-peechhe daudengi aur phhir tujhe leta-leta kar...leta-leta kar..."
"main taiyar hoon...." khayali pulav pakate hue Arun ne mere sath jane ke liye haan kaha to main Saurabh ki taraf badha....
"Saurabh ,soch...jab ekdum filmo ke mafik hot ladkiya...tujhe dekhte hee tere paas aayegi aur seedhe tere lund par apna hath rakhkar ,tera sar apne dono doodh ke beech me ghusa dengi to soch tujhe us waqt kitna maja aayega..."
"bahut maja aayega ,main ek min. Me taiyar hota hoon..." Iske baad main Rajshri Pandey ki taraf badha..."Pandey ji, us lamhe ke bare me socho ,jab tumhe ek tumhari type ki Rajshri khane wali ladki milegi...tu bhi Rajshri chaba raha hoga,wo bhi Rajshri chaba rahi hogi...tum dono ek dusare ke karib aaoge aur karib...aur karib...."
"aaaahhhhhhh...aage bolo Arman bhai"
"phhir tum dono ek dusare ko Rajshri ka ek-ek pouch dekar apne pyar ka izhaar karoge aur phhir wo Rajshri chabate hue tere paint ki zib kholegi..."
"aaaahhhh...aage bolo Arman bhai."
"aur phhir tere lund par aur face par Rajshri thook kar bhag " "kya Arman bhai ,KLPD kar "
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Arun,Saurabh,Naveen aur Rajshri Pandey to mere sath aane ke liye taiyar ho gaye the,lekin Sulabh ab
bhi natak kar raha tha.
"tu chalega humare sath..." "main nahi jaunga..."
"tujhse puchh thodi hee raha hoon ,main to tujhe bata raha hoon ki tu chalega humare sath "
Jaise-taise karke hum sabne Sulabh ko bhi raji kar liya aur jab sab taiyar ho gaye to maine un sabko waha kuchh der rukne ke liye kaha....
"ab kya hua,jaldi chal...mujhse control nahi ho raha..."
"ruk ja, wo warden ek baar hume dekhne jaroor aayega ki hum camp par maujood hai ya nahi...ek baar wo hume yaha dekh le phhir koyi baat nahi..."
"tab tak to sali raat ho jayegi,phhir ladkiya mera khubsurat chehra kaise dekhegi "Mayoos hote hue Arun ek taraf baith gaya.
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Jaisa ki mera anuman tha warden humare camp me aaya ,lekin aadhe ghante baad aur jaise hee warden hume dekh kar wapas apne camp me ghusa to hum 6 log ,turant us pahadi se neeche utra kar dam ke kinare par pahuche....us pahadi se neeche utarne me hum sabke paseene chhoot gaye the aur hafne bhi lage the.
"gand phhat gayi be,neeche utarne...ab bas koyi ladki blow job de de to maza aa jaye..."hafte hue Saurabh bola.
Saurabh ke baad bari-bari se sabne apni desire jahir ki, kuchh ne kaha ki use smooch karna hai to kisi ne kaha wo ladki ke chhatiyo ko masalna chahta hai...kisi ne kaha ki wo ladki ko jhadi ke peechhe leta kar thokna chahta hai to kisi ne kaha ki dam me koodkar 'under water romance' karega...par in gadho ko kaun bataye ki aisa aaj to kya,aane wale teen dino me bhi ye nahi kar sakte....
Nadi ke upar ek lamba-chauda pull bana hua tha, jiske dono taraf thodi-thodi door par baithne ke liye lohe ki chairs fit kiye gaye the aur is waqt ,sham ke samay pull par baithne ki jo jagah thi wo housefull thi...matlab ki har ek jagah par premi jodo ne kabja kar rakha tha.
Un sabko baithne ki sabhi jagah par kabja karte dekh mera rom-rom gusse se bhadak utha aur mere dimag me ek khurapati idea aaya.....
waise kisi mahan purush ne kaha hai ki ' dusaro ke sath kabhi bhi aisa vyavahar mat karo,jo tumhe khud khud ke sath pasand na ho...' lekin ye waqt us mahan purush ki boring bato ko manne ka nahi tha isliye maine sabko apne karib bulaya aur bola
"mere pyare bhaiyo aur bhaiyo...chalo thoda mauj-masti karte hai..."
Iske baad maine sabko kya-kya karna hai ye bataya aur jab sabne ispar apni sahmati de di to hum sab ek sath aage badhe .
"ready dosto..."pull par aage badhte-badhte jab hum log ek couple ke paas pahuche to maine apne dosto se kaha"Sulabh tu aage ja aur Saurabh tu apna mobile nikal le..."
Jab humne sab taam-jham kar liye to Sulabh ek premi jode ke samne jakar khada ho gaya, jo aapas me ek-dusare ka hath thame hue shanti se baith kar baat kar rahe the....
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"ye dekho, ye hai humare mahan bharat ke yuva..jo yaha public place me ashleelta faila rahe hai."ekdum serious hote hue Sulabh bola,
Sulabh ke muh se aisi '. baate sunkar wo premi jode aise chauke jaise unke maa-baap ne unhe romance karte hue dekh liya ho...unki to puri tarah se band baj chuki thi.
"aise log...aise hee log hai ,jo humari sanskriti ko dhumil karte hai..."uske baad un dono ki taraf dekhkar Sulabh bola"tumhe pata hai hume aazadi kis tarah mili,kitno ka khoon baha...hume aazadi mili iska matlab ye nahi tum log kahi bhi baithkar ,kuchh bhi karoge...salo kuchh to sharam karo..."bolte hue Sulabh jor-jor se hasne laga...jiske baad wo ladka jo apni maal ke sath waha baitha hua tha,wo taav me Sulabh ko marne ke liye khada ho gaya...lekin jab hum sab Sulabh ke peechhe khade ho gaye to wo ladka shant baith gaya....
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"Saurabh ab teri bari..."aage badhte hue maine kaha aur Saurabh ko chhodkar hum sab wahi rook gaye....Aage jakar Saurabh thik ek couple ke samne rook gaya aur unme shamil ladke ka kandha thapthapa kar bola...
"bhai,ek number likhna to..."
"chal nikal yaha se..."wo ladka bola...
"likh lena na yar..."masoom si shakl banate hue Saurabh ne vinti ki to ladki ka dil pighal gaya aur usne apne boyfriend ko ishare se kaha ki wo Saurabh ki baat maan le...
"chal bol..."us ladke ne apna mobile nikal kar kaha
"thanks yar, wo actually maine mere dost heeralal se heeralal ka number manga tha aur is waqt mere paas koyi kagaj ,pen nahi hai to..."
"ab bakega bhi." "haan chal likh...99" "99.."
"99..."
"9999..."number likhne ke sath-sath hee wo ladka dheemi aawaz me number repeat bhi kar raha tha. "phhir 99..."
"999999"
"char baar phhir 9"
"char bar phhir 9,....9999999999"likhne ke baad jab us ladke ne Saurabh ke bataye number par gaur kiya to uska bheja thanka aur wo gusse se khada ho gaya"BC, chodu samajh rakha hai "
"neeche baith bose dk..."ek tamacha uske gaal par jadte hue Saurabh ne kaha aur usi waqt hum sabne waha apni entry mari...jiske baad wo ladka pahle wale ladke ki tarah chup-chap baith gaya aur hum log aage badh gaye ,apne naye shikar ki taalash me....
."Rajshri ab ja ,teri bari..."
ek baar phhir hum log rook gaye aur jise shikar karna tha,use aage bhej diya...Rajshri aage jakar ek couple ke paas ruk gaya...
"koyi dikkat hai kya..."jis couple ke samne apne Pandey ji khade the, usme se ladke ne aankhe badi karke bhari aawaz me puchha...
Jiske jawab ne Apne Pandey ji ne sabse pahle Rajshri ka pouch fada aur muh me daalkar Rajshri ke dano ko chabate hue bole"yaha Rajshri ka rate kya chal raha hai..."
"oye bhikhari jata hai yaha se ya du do hath..."
"sun be lodu, ladki ke sath hai to jyada uchak mat,warna gutkhe ki peek seedhe tere muh par marunga...sorry bol"
"tu aise nahi manega..."bolte hue wo ladka hua hee tha ki Arun daudkar waha pahucha aur us launde ko ek hath jama diya...
"teri maa ki ...."wo ladka jor se chillaya
"chup chap baith MC.."ek jhapad Rajshri ne taan kar us ladke se kaha..
Wo ladka thoda phhattu kisam ka tha,isliye jab use do thappad pade to usne rona shuru kar diya, jiske baad hum sabne use sorry kaha aur aage badh gaye....
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"ab meri bari..."waha se bahut aage aakar maine kaha.
meri nazar ek aise couple par padi thi jo ki aapas me ekdum se ghule-mile hue the..bole to dono smooching kar rahe . Maine ek lambi saans li aur unke paas jakar ladke ke sar ke baal ko pakad kar uska sar jor se kayi round ghuma diya...
"sale tera pata chal hee gaya na, tu hee hai wo...jo meri bahan ke sath ishq farmata hai, BKL..."bolte hue maine ek baar phhir us ladke ke balo ko pakda aur kheechte hue kayi round ghuma diya....
ab tak hum logo ne jitne bhi couples ko pareshan kiya tha ,unme se sabne ne humare sath bahas ki thi...lekin ye ladka kuchh nahi bol raha tha ulta mujhe sorry bol raha tha.ladke ki ye halat dekh kar maine use ek-do mukka aur mara aur laundiya ki taraf dekhkar kaha"bahna tu aaj ghar chal...teri khabar to main achchhe se lunga..."bolte hue main wapas peechhe palta aur apne dosto ki taraf aane laga...
hansi to mujhe is waqt itni aa rahi thi ki apna pet pakad kar hasne ka man kar raha tha, lekin maine khud par control karke rakha hua tha.
Wo ladka jaha dar ke mare shant baitha tha wahi uski item is confusion me thi ki "uska ye bhai kaha se paida ho gaya..."
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"janu, tum thik to ho na..."us ladki ne apne lute-pite boyfriend se kaha"ye mera bhai nahi hai..." "kya..."duniya bhar ki nafrat liye wo ladka ekdum se khada hua,lekin hum log to waha se kab ke khisak chuke the.
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pull se neeche utar kar hum log ek jagah khade hue aur apna pet pakad kar hasne lage....Rajshri Pandey ki hansi itni bhayankar thi ki usase zameen me khada nahi hua ja raha tha, wo baar -baar haste hue girne lagta...
"kya mara hai un salo ko,sale saat janam tak yaad rakhenge..."
"ab sab chup ho jao...wo dekho dusare college ki ladkiyo ka group aa raha hai..."Rajshri ke pichhwade me ek laat marte hue maine kaha....
"pahle main is par try karunga..." "nahi pahle main..."
"abey tu to chodu dikhta hai, pahle main..." "nahi pahle main..."
Un sabki bhinbhinahat se jab main tang aa gaya to maine jor se cheekhkar un sabko pahle shant karaya aur phhir bola"ye makkhiyo ki tarah ,kyun bhinbhina rahe ho be aur ye kya laga rakha hai...pahle main
,pahle main...ye koyi film hai kya jo hero ke dost kisi hot ladki par shuru-shuru me dore dalenge aur phhir thappad khakar wapas aayenge..."bolkar main thodi der ke liye ruka aur apne collar ,shirt aur paint ko thik karne ke baad bola"ye real life hai,isliye direct hero ,apni heroine se flirt karega...Sulabh goggle dena to mera."
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