Nakchadi ki jawani

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Suraj: bhabhi itne kathor matt bano. Dikhane mein kya jata hai. Abhi abhi to inka ras chus k hatha hu aur dikhane mein kya issue hai.
Rimpi: nahi mujhe sharam aa rahi hai. Maine nahi dikhane.
Suraj: aap to mera dil tod rahe ho bhabhi.
Suraj ki minton ka asar hota hai.
Rimpi: theek hai dekh lo per aise kamre mein se nahi.
Suraj: to kaise babhi.
Tabhi uske phone pe whats aap pe pic aati hai.
Suraj use dekh kar chauk jata hai.
Rimpi ne apne nange ubharo ki pic kheench ker use bheji thi.
Kya bhare bhare sudol doodh jaise gore ubhar the Rimpi k.



Rimpi: abh khush ?
Suraj: bhabh apne to dil khush kar diya. Mujhe to yakeen naho ho raha k in dhoodh jaise gore ubharon ka sawad chkha hain maine.
Rimpi: hanji inhi ko munh mein lekar bol rahe the k mann nahi bhara.
Suraj: bhabhi inse mann bhar bhi kaise sakta hai.
Rimpi: bohat ziddi ho tumm.
Suraj: bhabhi apne to dil jeet liya mera. Bohat khush hu main.
Dono ek dusre se bateein karte rehte hai aur kab dono neend ke aagosh mein chale jate hai unko  bhi nahi pata chalta.


Agla din. Dupehar ka time.Ghar k kaamkhatam karne k baad Rimpi soch rahi thi k usne yo kal raat ko Suraj ko apni pic bheji thi kahi Suraj isse misuse na kr le. Use kafi tension ho rahi thi. Use lag raha tha k usne maze maze mein pic bhej k koi musibat na gale padd jaye. Kuchh soch ker who phone uthati hai aur Suraj ko message karne lagti hai. Usse sharam bhi aa rahi thi Suraj ko message karte time. Kaise usne apne nange ubharon ki pic send kit hi Suraj ko. Per abh khud ko secure bhi to karna tha. Himmat karke woh Suraj ko “hi” likh ker bhejti hai. Kuchh der ho jati hai per Suraj message reply nahi karta.
Edhar Rimpi ka time nikalna mushkil ho raha tha. Suraj aise to nahi kar sakta k reply na kare. Tabhi Suraj ka reply ata hai.
Suraj: ji bhabhi.
Rimpi: Suraj bhayia please kal vali pic delete kar do. Mujhe tension ho rahi hai.
Suraj: bhabhi tension matt lo. Aap befikar raho. Achha main kuchh der mein khana lene k liye nikalne vala hu to bat karta hu.
Edhar Rimpi ka mann nahi lag raha tha. Abhi bhi who thodi si tension mein thi. Es tension ko woh Suraj k ilava kise se share bhi nahi kar sakti thi. Abh woh kare to kya kare bus wait hi kar sakti thi Suraj ki call ka. Takriban ek ghante baad Suraj ka phone aata hai. Rimpi jhatt se apne kamre mein ja ker phone pick karti hai.
Rimpi: hello.
Suraj: ji bhabhi kya hua ?
Rimpi: Suraj please woh kal ki ppic delete kardo. Mujhe tension ho rahi hai.
Suraj: kis baat ki tension bhabhi ?
Rimpi: please samjo Suraj. Main nahi chahti kisi ko pata chale. Mujhe pic nahi bhejni chahiye thi.
Suraj: bhabhi apki kasam aap ko koi issue nahi ayega meri taraf se. per pic delete karne ko matt bolo.
Rimpi: nahi Suraj bhayia. Please delete kardo na. Dekho tumahre kehne pe maine send kar di thi pic abh meri baat bhi maan jao please.
Suraj: bhabhi ise main kaise delete kar sakta hu. Na jane maine kitni vaar ise dekh hai kal se. jab bhi ankhen band karta tha raat mein to yeah pic mere sahmne aa jati thi. Is pic ne to meri raat I neend uda di hai bhabhi.
Rimpi: mere liye itna nahi kar sakte ?
Suraj: bhabhi please aisa matt bolo. Apke liye apni jaan bhi de sakte hai.
Rimpi: (jhoothmooth ka jhidkate hue) chup raho. Ek taraf bolte ho k prem karte ho per dusri taraf meri baat bhi nahi mante.
Suraj: apse prem to bohat karte hai bhai. Isme to koi shakk nahi hai.
Rimpi: to fir ?
Suraj: achha aap kaha ho abhi ghar mein ho ?
Rimpi: to aur kaha jana maine ?
Suraj: main blender le k aa raha hu apke ghar. Bus pahunchne vala hoo.
Aur phone katt jata hai.
Rimpi apna sir pakad ker bed pe beth jati hai. Abh Suraj kea ne ka intezar hi kar sakti hai. Bus aane vala hi hoga raste mein to hai.
Idhar Suraj bike ki speed bhadata hai aur jaldi se ghar pahuch jata hai. Ghar se Rimpi ki kachhi uthata hai  aur jeb mein dal ker bahar ki aur nikalne lagta hai.
Sonia: itni jaldi kaha ja rahe ho ?
Suraj: blender dene.
Aur Sonia ko ignore karta hua seede Ruby ke ghar entry leta hai. Kal vala hi scene tha biji bahar dhoop mein aram kar rahi thi.
Biji ke paon chhota hua Rimpi ke vare mein poochta hai.
Sukhjeet: ande rhi hogi kaam kar rahi hogi. Kafi time se aya ni bahar.
Suraj: achha main unko samja k aat hu kya issue tha blender mein.
Sukhjeet: theek hai.
Suraj jhatt se ander aata hai aur Rimpi ki kachhi ko vahi sofe k pass fenk deta hai. Ander Rimpi ke kamre mein aa ker dekhta hai Rimpi bed se uth ker khadi ho gyi thi.
Suraj: bhabhi yeah lo blender.
Rimpi apn hath bhaada ker blender le leti hai aur…
Rimpi: (uski taraf dekhte hue) please pic delete kardo.
Suraj: bhabhai apke liye jaan bhi hazir hai pic kya cheez hai. Yeah lo phone aap khud hi delete kar do.
Suraj phone ko aage bhadata hai aur Rimpi usko pakad leti hai. Uske phone ki galary mein ja ker pic delete kar deti hai aur phone ko Suraj ki taraf bhadati hai.
Suraj: (phone le ker jeb mein dalte hue) abh to khush ho n bhabhi ?
Rimpi: (munh banate hue) aise tang karne ke baad khush karne ka kya fayda.
Suraj: ( Apne hatho se Rimpi ki kamar thamte hue) batao apki khushi k liye kya kare fir ?
Rimpi: (nakhra dikhate hue) kya kar rahe ho. Chodo mujhe.
Apne hatho se zor laga ker chhootne ki koshish karti hai.
Suraj: bhabhi kya hua ? Kuchh to pyar karne do.
Rimpi: mtlb ?
Suraj: bhabhai ek vaar dekhne do na ?
Rimi samaj jati hai k Suraj kya bol raha hai. Per janbuj ker anjan banne ka natak karti hai.
Rimpi: kya ?
Suraj: apke dusehri aam.
Rimpi: (sharmati hui) chhodo mujhe Suraj.
Suraj: bhabhi bus ek pal k liye dikha do fir meine dukaan pe bhi jana hai.
Rimpi: tum din b din aage bhad rahe ho.
Suraj: kaha bhabhi. Apne pic to send kit hi. Usme dekhne k baad main pagal ho gya ho. Bu ek vaar sahmne se dekhna chahta hu.
Rimpi: nahi please jao aisa nahi ho sakta.
Suraj: (jabardasti Rimpi ke kurte ko upper tuhane ki koshish karta hai) bus ek vaar dikha do bhabhi.
Rimpi: (apne kurte ko thame hue) nahi Suraj kya kar rahe ho. Bahar biji hai. Kabhi bhi woh ander aa sakte hai. Tum samaj kyon nahi rahe.
Suraj: is liye hi bol rahe hai bhabhi jitna jaldi karoge utne jaldi hi main vapis jaa pauga.
Rimpi ki nah nakur ka koi asar nahi ho raha tha. Use darr tha k Suraj k itna time uske kamre ke ander rehne se kahi biji ko koi shakk na ho jaye.
Rimpi: achha sirf ek vaar. Fir chale jaoge tum.
Suraj: bhabhi sirf ek mint dedo fir chala jauga.
Rimpi: ek minute kya karna.
Suraj: bus ek minute dedo mujhe aap fir main khud hi chala jauga.
Rimpi apne jisam ko dheela  chhod deti hai.
Suraj iska fayda uthata hai aur Rimpi ke kurte ko bra samet upper kar deta hai.
Kamre ki light mein dhoodh jaise gore sudol gol gol ubhar Suraj ke sahmne chhalak padte hai. Rimpi apna chehra ek taraf kar leti hai. Uska chehra sharam se laal ho jata hai. Ubharon ko  dekh ker Suraj k munh mein paani aa jata hai aur lund mein harkat hone start ho jati hai.
Suraj ko pata tha k uske pass time nahi hai jyada. Itna to woh bhi samajta tha k kal ko koi issue na ho to woh is ek minute ka pura istemal karna chata tha.
Woh Rimpi ke dono hatho ko uske peechhe lejaker apke hath mein pakad leta hai. Jisse Rimpi koi harkat nahi kar sakti thi. Dusre hath se ek ubhar ko pakad kar masalen lagta hai. Rimpi ko pata tha k woh Suraj ki grifit mein aa chuki hai aur abh Suraj ek minute pura apni manmani karega. To virodh karne se achha chupchap kahde ho ker uska sath deti. Tabhi Suraj apna munh khol ker Rimpi ke dusre ubhar ko munh mein bhar leta hai.



Rimpi: aaahhhh……..kya kar rahe ho Suraj. Maine yeah nahi bola tha karne ko.
Per Suraj to uski batton ko ignore karta hua is ek minute ka pura fayda lene vala tha.
Suraj dono ubharo ko vari vari apne munh mein le ker chusne lagta hai. Munh mein bhar ker jab woh ubhar ko chusta hua bahar nikalta tha to Rimpi ke ubhar puri tarah masal ho rahe the.
Uske aisa karne se Riimpi ki cheese nikal jati thi. Suraj ke munh mein bhare ubhar Suraj ke thook se geele hone lage the. Kaam jawala Rimpi ke jisam aur dimag mein bhadne lagi thi. Jis zor se Suraj ubharon ko munh mein lekar chus raha tha Rimpi ko halki halki dard bhi ho rahi thi.
Rimpi kamzor padd rahi thi. Use maza aane laga tha. Dil to kar raha tha k Suraj use ubharon ka sara ras nikal k pee le. Per bahar biji the to woh koi risk nahi lena chahti thi. Kuchh hi der mein…..
Rimpi: bus karo Suraj. abh ho gya time.
Bhabhi ke ubharon ka lutf lene mein mast Suraj ke kano mein Rimpi ki awaz padti hai.
Itni jaldi time kaise ho gya. Khair apne dil ko samjta hua Suraj ubhar ko apne munh mein bhar ke chuste hue bahar nikalta hua chhod deta hai. Dono ubhar uske thook se chamak rahe the.
Suraj: bhabhai abhi dil nahi bhara.
Rimpi: (apne hath se kurte ko neeche karte hue) bharega bhi nahi tumahra.
Aage bhad ker Suraj ke hotnhon ka chumban lete hue………
Rimpi: abh jao please.
Suraj: ji bhabhi. Love you.
Aur Suraj bahar nikal ata hai.
Sukhjeet: bada time laga diya. Samja aya bhabhi ko.
Suraj: ji biji abh problem nahi ayegi.
Sukhjeet: chal theek hai. Bhagwan tumahra bhala kare.
Suraj ki nazrein Rimpi se milti hai jo baramde mein khadi thi. Dono muskura padte hai.
Shaam hote hote barish padne lagti hai. Jo k raat  bhi jari rehti hai. Aaj koi chat pe tehal nahi sakta tha. Sabi apne apne kamro mein bethe the. Suraj bhi kamremein betha bore ho raha tha. Who Rimpi ko phone laga leta hai. Rimpi jo ke Kambal liye bed pe leti thi TV dekh rahi thi.
Suraj ka phone uthati hai.
Rimpi: (Tv ki awaz dheeme karte hue) hello.
Suraj: hello bhabhi kya kar rahe the.
Rimpi: Kuchh nahi TV dekh rahi hu.
Suraj: aaj barish kafi tez hai bhabhi.
Rimpi: hmm woh to hai. Kya ar sakte hai.
Suraj: apke bina dil nahi lag raha bhabhi.
Rimpi: to kya karu main.
Suraj: kuchh nahi kar sakte abhi to. Bairhs ne bhi abhi ana tha.
Rimpi: (hanste hue) to tumse puch k aati kya ?
Suraj: nahi woh baat nahi hai. Lag raha hai do pyar karne valo mein bhagwan bhi apni taang dal rah ahi.
Rimpi hasne lagti hai.
Suraj: hans kyon rahe ho  ?
Rimpi: tumahri bateein sun ker.
Suraj: chalo apko achha lagta hai meri batein sunna.
Rimpi: han achhi bateein kar lete ho.
Suraj: bus  bateein hi achhi karta hu.
Rimpi: to aur kya ?
Suraj: maine socha shayad kuchh aur bhi achha karta hu ?
Rimpi: aur kya ?
Suraj:  apse pyar.
Rimpi: achha aisa kyon lagta hai tummhe ?
Suraj: aap batao hum apse pyar nahi karte acche se kya ?
Rimpi: (nakhra dikhati hui) pata nahi mujhe