22-01-2021, 07:34 PM
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AB AAGE
Morning me uth kar kavya naha dho kar khanna bana rahi thi or sanskriti yoga wagera kar rahi thi.
Tabhi bheema sharma kichan me gaye or kavya ko bole :- “Beta” kal maine uss Tyler se baat ki thi usne Aaj morning me aane ka bola hai.
Kavya khus ho jati hi hai or bolti hai :- haaaaa dad.
Idhar Usman ki morning jaldi hi ho gayi thi.uska pehrav normal hi tha, baath karne ke baad ek blue shirt usne pehan liya tha, wo jada maile bi na thi na jada clean bhi nahi thi. Uppar ka frist button wo kabhi nahi lagata tha. Uski pant ek purani white pant pahan leta hai. Aur sar par ek typical ***** tikli pahan Kavya hai.uske paas ek purani black java wali bike thi , jo use bahot pasand thi, uspe se wo Bheema Sharma ke ghar pahunch jata hai, morning ke 9:30 ko
Bheema Sharma ka ghar ek bada sa bunglow tha. Uske watchmen bade sakt nature ke the .
Watchmen- kaha ja raha hai aandar , budhe
Usman- buddha hoga tera baap……………
Muje Sheth ne bulaya hai….. Usman tailor naam hai hamara
Watchmen- thik hai punch leta hoo
Watchmen ander call lagata hai, kavya call uata lete hai
Kavya- use aander bhej do
Usman aander aa jata hai. Aander aate hi Usman ek khoobsurat ladki ko dekh leta hai.Usse dekh kar hi wo paagal ki tarah us model ko dekhta rahta hai
Aur sochta hai—yaa aalaa….. ye Bheema Sharma ki Beti hai … ye to 18-20 ki lagati hai… lagta hai Usman tere yaha lottery lagege…..
Usse dekhte hu dekhakar Kavya bolati hai
Kavya- tu achheese blouse sila dega na
Usman jat se bolta ha- silyne me mera hath koi pakad nahi sakta madam…….
Konsi chijha kaha isstemaal karna muje achhese pata hai… madam
Kavya…. Hasate hui bolti hai- thik hai , main abhi fress ho kar aati hu. tum haal mai jake baith jao
Usman- ji madam
Aab Usman hall me chala jata hai
Aander jane ke 4-5 minute baad ek mast ladki us haal me seede se utarate hui aa jati hai.
Usse dekhate hui hi rah jata hai, jab wo frist step pe thi tab se leke last step par aati hai tab tak wo usse dekhata hi hai
Ek pal ke liye bhi wo aapne aankh niche nahi karata.
Sanskriti- kon ho tum….. aur aise ghoor ke kya dekh rahe ho
Tab kavya waha aa jati hai
Kavya- Ye hi Usman tailor hai
Sanskriti- wo hooo to tum ho
Usman ---- ji…. Madam iss nachhis ko Usman tailor kahate kai
Sanskriti Usman ka dress aur gandagi dekhkar thoda side wo jati hai.
Usman (man main)- yaha to ek se ek badkar maal hai .
Kavya use kahti hai mere pichhe pichhe aao.or kavya apne room main le aati hai.
Us room mai Usman kavya kai saath entry karatha hai….. or use kahti hai thodi der baitho main thoda mecup kar leti hu aur usman waha pe ek chear tha us pe baith jata hai
Or kavya mecup karne lag jati hai.
Usman kavya ko ek tar ghure ja raha tha.
Tabhi Kavya ki najar Usman ko dekh leti hai
Usman ek blue shirt mai tha, wo bhi thodi gandi thi . uski white pant bhi ghandi ho chuki thi. Shirt ka upar wala button khula tha, Usman kabhi shirt aur pant ke aander kuch pahenta nahi tha, us wajah se uski chest Kavya ko khuli dekh rahi thi. Kavya ke saath aate waqt usne aapne moo me paan toos liya tha, us wajah se uske lips par paan ka red juice aa raha tha.
Usman ke saawale colour par wo paan ka red colour aur saath mai gande dress dekh kar Kavya ko bahut ghin aa rahi thi. Aur us time Usman usse ghorta hi jaa raha tha.uske kaale baal jo baath ki wajah se aur hi jada sexy lag rahe the. Uske red lips ko dekh kar to uske moo ko paani aa raha tha. Uske niche jate hue wo Kavya ke mamme dekhta hai, wo laghbagh bahar aane ko tadap rahe . Usman ke control se aab ye bahar ho jaha raha tha . uske niche jate hui Usman Kavya ki patali kamar dekhata hai. Kamar ko sochate hui wo janana chahata hai ki isski gaand kaise hogi.
Kavya ko laghbhag Usman aise kuch minute tak dekhata hai aur dhire se boLata hai
Usman – mashha aalla!!!! Kya khudrat ne karigiri ki hai !!!!!!! lagata hai bahut hi fusrat se banaya hoga iss mohatarama ko!!!! Salaamm iss khoobsurti ko Usman ke taraf se!!
Iss dhire se hue aawaj ko Kavya sun leti hai. Use lagata hai ye jada hi ghoor raha hai. Usman se aise ghurane ki wajah se use bahot ghussa aa raha tha.Aab wo sochati hai Isko rokana hi kavyaega
Kavya- ho gaya kya ghurana muje
Usman- nahi mohatarama , iss khoobsurati ko dekhne ke liye to saare jindgi kaam kavya jaye shyad!!!!
Kavya- kya!!!!! Tumahari ye nautanki yaha nahi chalegi, jo kaam yaha karane ko aaye ho wahi kaam karo, idhar udhar jhako mat nahi to mujse bura koi nahi hoga, papa ko bula logi.
( uppar se usne bahot gussa dikha diya tha lekin khud ki tarif sun kar aander thodi khush ho gayi thi)
Usman- mai to us kaam mai bahot kabil ye tarif hoo mohatarma ( ye double meaning sentence tha)
Kavya- kya????????
Kar- tailoring ke baare me bol raha hu, madam
Pu- ha ha !! mai janati hu, wahi karo jo karne aaye ho
Usman- yes, ofcourse madam
Tabhi Sanskriti aander aate hai
Kavya- papa ji ne bulaya hai aap dono ko.
Or 3no chalne lage
Chalte hue Kavya gusse se Usman ki aur dekha ti he
Aab Bheema Sharma ek room mai baithe the sofe pe , Usman unke ek side ko khada ho jata hai aur Kavya dusare baju wale sope pe baith jati hai ekadam Usman ke opposite side aur bheema ke saamne wale sofe pe sanskriti baith jati hai. Usman ek corner me khada hone ki wajah se Usman ki najar kaha ja rahi hai wo Bheema Sharma nahi dekh paa rahe the na sanskriti ko.
Bheema- to tum ho Usman tailor
Usman – ji malik
Bheema- tailoring achhe se karta hai na
Usman – jo bhi kaam karta hoo wo achhe se karata hoo ( sanskriti ki taraf ghurate hue)
Bheema – tho thik hai hamare yaha tumare liye bahot sara kaam hai, lekin kajalse pahale Kavya ka kaam achhe se karava lo , baad mai bakhi ka kaam milega
Usman- kavya beti ka kaam to mai achhe se karva dunga Shethji lekin dusare ka kisika kaam hai to jaldi bata dijiyega wo bhi kara dunga
( ye double meaning baat wo sanskriti ke aam dekhate hui wo kaha raha tha, aur Kavya wo samaj chuki thi iss wajah se usne aapna chunni thoda thik kar diya)
Bheema- sab tujhe kavya aap ko bata dengi
Usman :- hmm
Bheema- lekin iss ke liye kuch dino tak tuje yaha rahana hoga, dinbar yaha kaam kar ke raat ko aapne ghar ja sakata hai tu, tere kaam ke liye yaha aapne paas do machine hai wo store room mai agar wo nahi chal sakati hai to tere machine yaha uta la sakate hai , hamari gadi me …. Dekh tu final kar kaise kar sakata hai…. Agar tere ghar se kaam karoge to tuje bahot takalif hogi… bahut vhote mote kaam hai to us wajah se tuje bahot sare round lagana kavyaenge…… tu final kar
Ye baat sun kar Usman bahot khush ho gaya tha… use to yahi chahiye tha…. Wo aab soch raha tha ki jis kaam ko 1 din lagana hoga use mai 2-3 lagaunga… aab to mere lottery lag gayi.
Usman- ji malik…. mai yaha rook jaunga… jitane din aap chaho aur jitana kaam aap mujse karavana chahate ho wo mai kar dunga…….
( aise kahate hui wo katil hasi aapne chere par Sanskriti hai aur Kavya ki taraf dekhane lagata hai)
Bheema- tum aapna kuch tailoring ka kaam agar pending karya hoga wo bhi yaha se karava lo….. aur jitana kaam achhe se karoge utana hi achha amount milega …. Kisiki koi takalif nahi honi chahiye … samaj gaya
Usman- ji Sheth ji mai bahot aaram se aur bahot pyar se kaam karonga … kisiko koi takalif nahi hogi… mai aapna ghar samaj kar hi aapna kaam bade hi pyar se kaam karoonga… ( aaise kahate hui wo Sanskriti ki taraf hasate hui dekhata hai)
Bheema- Kavya beta … sab thik hai na
Kavya- papa aap chahate ho to achha hi hoga
Bheema- tho thik hai , aaj Kavya ke blouse ke dekh lo, Kavya beta use wo store room aur waha ki machine dikha do wo aaj se kaam suru kar dega… or ha Sanskriti beta tumhri kar kaha hai wo parking me khadi nhi hai.
Sanskriti:- papa kal main Priya ki sagai se aa rahi thi na to car kharab ho gayi ti.
Bheema :- fir tum kaise aaye beta
Sanskriti:- wo main lift le kar aa gayi thi papa
Bheema:- machinic ko bataya ki nhi
Sanskriti:- ha machanic ko bol diya tha abhi thodi der pahle uska call aaya tha ki car mil gayi hai use sam tak thik karke bhijwa dega.
Bheema:- mai abhi office ja raha hoo…..
Sanskriti:- Papa mujhe bhi clg me kuch kaam hai papa jate hue mujhe clg chod kar aap chale jana
Bheema- thik hai mai aab tum bhi chalo …. Usman tum kaam achhe se karana
Usman- ji Shethji
Tab Bheema or sanskriti waha se chale jata hai…..
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AB AAGE
Morning me uth kar kavya naha dho kar khanna bana rahi thi or sanskriti yoga wagera kar rahi thi.
Tabhi bheema sharma kichan me gaye or kavya ko bole :- “Beta” kal maine uss Tyler se baat ki thi usne Aaj morning me aane ka bola hai.
Kavya khus ho jati hi hai or bolti hai :- haaaaa dad.
Idhar Usman ki morning jaldi hi ho gayi thi.uska pehrav normal hi tha, baath karne ke baad ek blue shirt usne pehan liya tha, wo jada maile bi na thi na jada clean bhi nahi thi. Uppar ka frist button wo kabhi nahi lagata tha. Uski pant ek purani white pant pahan leta hai. Aur sar par ek typical ***** tikli pahan Kavya hai.uske paas ek purani black java wali bike thi , jo use bahot pasand thi, uspe se wo Bheema Sharma ke ghar pahunch jata hai, morning ke 9:30 ko
Bheema Sharma ka ghar ek bada sa bunglow tha. Uske watchmen bade sakt nature ke the .
Watchmen- kaha ja raha hai aandar , budhe
Usman- buddha hoga tera baap……………
Muje Sheth ne bulaya hai….. Usman tailor naam hai hamara
Watchmen- thik hai punch leta hoo
Watchmen ander call lagata hai, kavya call uata lete hai
Kavya- use aander bhej do
Usman aander aa jata hai. Aander aate hi Usman ek khoobsurat ladki ko dekh leta hai.Usse dekh kar hi wo paagal ki tarah us model ko dekhta rahta hai
Aur sochta hai—yaa aalaa….. ye Bheema Sharma ki Beti hai … ye to 18-20 ki lagati hai… lagta hai Usman tere yaha lottery lagege…..
Usse dekhte hu dekhakar Kavya bolati hai
Kavya- tu achheese blouse sila dega na
Usman jat se bolta ha- silyne me mera hath koi pakad nahi sakta madam…….
Konsi chijha kaha isstemaal karna muje achhese pata hai… madam
Kavya…. Hasate hui bolti hai- thik hai , main abhi fress ho kar aati hu. tum haal mai jake baith jao
Usman- ji madam
Aab Usman hall me chala jata hai
Aander jane ke 4-5 minute baad ek mast ladki us haal me seede se utarate hui aa jati hai.
Usse dekhate hui hi rah jata hai, jab wo frist step pe thi tab se leke last step par aati hai tab tak wo usse dekhata hi hai
Ek pal ke liye bhi wo aapne aankh niche nahi karata.
Sanskriti- kon ho tum….. aur aise ghoor ke kya dekh rahe ho
Tab kavya waha aa jati hai
Kavya- Ye hi Usman tailor hai
Sanskriti- wo hooo to tum ho
Usman ---- ji…. Madam iss nachhis ko Usman tailor kahate kai
Sanskriti Usman ka dress aur gandagi dekhkar thoda side wo jati hai.
Usman (man main)- yaha to ek se ek badkar maal hai .
Kavya use kahti hai mere pichhe pichhe aao.or kavya apne room main le aati hai.
Us room mai Usman kavya kai saath entry karatha hai….. or use kahti hai thodi der baitho main thoda mecup kar leti hu aur usman waha pe ek chear tha us pe baith jata hai
Or kavya mecup karne lag jati hai.
Usman kavya ko ek tar ghure ja raha tha.
Tabhi Kavya ki najar Usman ko dekh leti hai
Usman ek blue shirt mai tha, wo bhi thodi gandi thi . uski white pant bhi ghandi ho chuki thi. Shirt ka upar wala button khula tha, Usman kabhi shirt aur pant ke aander kuch pahenta nahi tha, us wajah se uski chest Kavya ko khuli dekh rahi thi. Kavya ke saath aate waqt usne aapne moo me paan toos liya tha, us wajah se uske lips par paan ka red juice aa raha tha.
Usman ke saawale colour par wo paan ka red colour aur saath mai gande dress dekh kar Kavya ko bahut ghin aa rahi thi. Aur us time Usman usse ghorta hi jaa raha tha.uske kaale baal jo baath ki wajah se aur hi jada sexy lag rahe the. Uske red lips ko dekh kar to uske moo ko paani aa raha tha. Uske niche jate hue wo Kavya ke mamme dekhta hai, wo laghbagh bahar aane ko tadap rahe . Usman ke control se aab ye bahar ho jaha raha tha . uske niche jate hui Usman Kavya ki patali kamar dekhata hai. Kamar ko sochate hui wo janana chahata hai ki isski gaand kaise hogi.
Kavya ko laghbhag Usman aise kuch minute tak dekhata hai aur dhire se boLata hai
Usman – mashha aalla!!!! Kya khudrat ne karigiri ki hai !!!!!!! lagata hai bahut hi fusrat se banaya hoga iss mohatarama ko!!!! Salaamm iss khoobsurti ko Usman ke taraf se!!
Iss dhire se hue aawaj ko Kavya sun leti hai. Use lagata hai ye jada hi ghoor raha hai. Usman se aise ghurane ki wajah se use bahot ghussa aa raha tha.Aab wo sochati hai Isko rokana hi kavyaega
Kavya- ho gaya kya ghurana muje
Usman- nahi mohatarama , iss khoobsurati ko dekhne ke liye to saare jindgi kaam kavya jaye shyad!!!!
Kavya- kya!!!!! Tumahari ye nautanki yaha nahi chalegi, jo kaam yaha karane ko aaye ho wahi kaam karo, idhar udhar jhako mat nahi to mujse bura koi nahi hoga, papa ko bula logi.
( uppar se usne bahot gussa dikha diya tha lekin khud ki tarif sun kar aander thodi khush ho gayi thi)
Usman- mai to us kaam mai bahot kabil ye tarif hoo mohatarma ( ye double meaning sentence tha)
Kavya- kya????????
Kar- tailoring ke baare me bol raha hu, madam
Pu- ha ha !! mai janati hu, wahi karo jo karne aaye ho
Usman- yes, ofcourse madam
Tabhi Sanskriti aander aate hai
Kavya- papa ji ne bulaya hai aap dono ko.
Or 3no chalne lage
Chalte hue Kavya gusse se Usman ki aur dekha ti he
Aab Bheema Sharma ek room mai baithe the sofe pe , Usman unke ek side ko khada ho jata hai aur Kavya dusare baju wale sope pe baith jati hai ekadam Usman ke opposite side aur bheema ke saamne wale sofe pe sanskriti baith jati hai. Usman ek corner me khada hone ki wajah se Usman ki najar kaha ja rahi hai wo Bheema Sharma nahi dekh paa rahe the na sanskriti ko.
Bheema- to tum ho Usman tailor
Usman – ji malik
Bheema- tailoring achhe se karta hai na
Usman – jo bhi kaam karta hoo wo achhe se karata hoo ( sanskriti ki taraf ghurate hue)
Bheema – tho thik hai hamare yaha tumare liye bahot sara kaam hai, lekin kajalse pahale Kavya ka kaam achhe se karava lo , baad mai bakhi ka kaam milega
Usman- kavya beti ka kaam to mai achhe se karva dunga Shethji lekin dusare ka kisika kaam hai to jaldi bata dijiyega wo bhi kara dunga
( ye double meaning baat wo sanskriti ke aam dekhate hui wo kaha raha tha, aur Kavya wo samaj chuki thi iss wajah se usne aapna chunni thoda thik kar diya)
Bheema- sab tujhe kavya aap ko bata dengi
Usman :- hmm
Bheema- lekin iss ke liye kuch dino tak tuje yaha rahana hoga, dinbar yaha kaam kar ke raat ko aapne ghar ja sakata hai tu, tere kaam ke liye yaha aapne paas do machine hai wo store room mai agar wo nahi chal sakati hai to tere machine yaha uta la sakate hai , hamari gadi me …. Dekh tu final kar kaise kar sakata hai…. Agar tere ghar se kaam karoge to tuje bahot takalif hogi… bahut vhote mote kaam hai to us wajah se tuje bahot sare round lagana kavyaenge…… tu final kar
Ye baat sun kar Usman bahot khush ho gaya tha… use to yahi chahiye tha…. Wo aab soch raha tha ki jis kaam ko 1 din lagana hoga use mai 2-3 lagaunga… aab to mere lottery lag gayi.
Usman- ji malik…. mai yaha rook jaunga… jitane din aap chaho aur jitana kaam aap mujse karavana chahate ho wo mai kar dunga…….
( aise kahate hui wo katil hasi aapne chere par Sanskriti hai aur Kavya ki taraf dekhane lagata hai)
Bheema- tum aapna kuch tailoring ka kaam agar pending karya hoga wo bhi yaha se karava lo….. aur jitana kaam achhe se karoge utana hi achha amount milega …. Kisiki koi takalif nahi honi chahiye … samaj gaya
Usman- ji Sheth ji mai bahot aaram se aur bahot pyar se kaam karonga … kisiko koi takalif nahi hogi… mai aapna ghar samaj kar hi aapna kaam bade hi pyar se kaam karoonga… ( aaise kahate hui wo Sanskriti ki taraf hasate hui dekhata hai)
Bheema- Kavya beta … sab thik hai na
Kavya- papa aap chahate ho to achha hi hoga
Bheema- tho thik hai , aaj Kavya ke blouse ke dekh lo, Kavya beta use wo store room aur waha ki machine dikha do wo aaj se kaam suru kar dega… or ha Sanskriti beta tumhri kar kaha hai wo parking me khadi nhi hai.
Sanskriti:- papa kal main Priya ki sagai se aa rahi thi na to car kharab ho gayi ti.
Bheema :- fir tum kaise aaye beta
Sanskriti:- wo main lift le kar aa gayi thi papa
Bheema:- machinic ko bataya ki nhi
Sanskriti:- ha machanic ko bol diya tha abhi thodi der pahle uska call aaya tha ki car mil gayi hai use sam tak thik karke bhijwa dega.
Bheema:- mai abhi office ja raha hoo…..
Sanskriti:- Papa mujhe bhi clg me kuch kaam hai papa jate hue mujhe clg chod kar aap chale jana
Bheema- thik hai mai aab tum bhi chalo …. Usman tum kaam achhe se karana
Usman- ji Shethji
Tab Bheema or sanskriti waha se chale jata hai…..