14-01-2021, 05:17 PM
Update 10
Ramu ratna ko uske ghar chhod ke apne kheton ki taraf aa raha tha tabhi usne saamne se Zaheer ko aata hue dekha....
Ramu- sale माधरचोद, kahan gayab tha itne din se?
Zaheer ramu ko gala lagake- bhai vo nani ke ghar gaya tha ammi aur lubna ke saath
Ramu- dur hat गाण्डू.... Itna chipakta kyu hai har baat par....
Zaheer- arre ramu tujhe itna paseena kyu aa raha hai... Kahan mehnat karke aaya hai itni?
Ramu- bhosdike itni dhoop me paseena nahi aayega toh kya aayega?? गाण्डू....
Zaheer- yaar tu har baat par mujhe गाण्डू kyu bolta hai?
Ramu- kyunki tu गाण्डू hai
Zaheer- haan main गाण्डू hoon khush...., ab chal jaake apna paseena saaf kar pehle
Ramu aur Zaheer phir kheton me jaate hain , ramu apni shirt utaar ke jhopdi me rakhta hai aur पेड़ ki chhaav ke niche baith jaata hai
Zaheer- ramu tu tubewell se naha kyu nahi leta.... Dekh kitni gandagi lagi hai teri peeth par, itni gandi tarah kyu rehta hai saara din??
Ramu- bhosdike tu toh mere pichhe hi pad gaya hai, गाण्डू teri tarah gaanv me ghoomta nahi rehta main,,, sale kisaan hoon dhoop me tapna padta hai, dhool mitti ki itni parwaah karunga na toh tum jaise गाण्डू bhookhe kutte ki mout mar jayenge....
Zaheer- mera vo matlab nahi tha ramu.... Main toh ye bol raha tha ki shaam ko ammi ne tujhe ghar bulaya hai , ammi mamu ki shadi ki मिठाईयां leke aayi hain aur tu is tarah ghar aayega toh ammi ko acchha nahi lagega isliye maine bola ki tu naha le....
Ramu- toh pehle bolta na गाण्डू , baat ko ghoomata kyun rehta hai
Phir ramu apna jhopdi me apna pajama utaar deta hai aur chaddi me hi tubewell ke saamne nahane lagta hai
Zaheer- ramu main teri peeth par साबुन घिस दूँ।
Ramu phir Zaheer ko sabun de deta hai aur Zaheer ramu ki peeth par halke haathon se sabun ghisne lagta hai, Zaheer ko dil hi dil me bahot maza aata hai , Zaheer bahot samay tak maze se ramu ki peeth par sabun ghiste rehta hai
Zaheer- ramu kya main teri chhati par bhi साबुन घिस दूँ ??
Ramu- chhati par main khud घिस lunga....
Ramu ko abhi tak pata nahi tha ki Zaheer kitne avwal darje ka gandu hai .... Aisi harqatein Zaheer hamesha kiya karta tha par kabhi ramu ne utna dhyan nahi diya....
Ramu naha dhoke kapde pehen leta hai... Shaam ka waqt bhi ho chuka tha, phir ramu Zaheer ke sath uske ghar ki taraf chal deta hai
Ramu ratna ko uske ghar chhod ke apne kheton ki taraf aa raha tha tabhi usne saamne se Zaheer ko aata hue dekha....
Ramu- sale माधरचोद, kahan gayab tha itne din se?
Zaheer ramu ko gala lagake- bhai vo nani ke ghar gaya tha ammi aur lubna ke saath
Ramu- dur hat गाण्डू.... Itna chipakta kyu hai har baat par....
Zaheer- arre ramu tujhe itna paseena kyu aa raha hai... Kahan mehnat karke aaya hai itni?
Ramu- bhosdike itni dhoop me paseena nahi aayega toh kya aayega?? गाण्डू....
Zaheer- yaar tu har baat par mujhe गाण्डू kyu bolta hai?
Ramu- kyunki tu गाण्डू hai
Zaheer- haan main गाण्डू hoon khush...., ab chal jaake apna paseena saaf kar pehle
Ramu aur Zaheer phir kheton me jaate hain , ramu apni shirt utaar ke jhopdi me rakhta hai aur पेड़ ki chhaav ke niche baith jaata hai
Zaheer- ramu tu tubewell se naha kyu nahi leta.... Dekh kitni gandagi lagi hai teri peeth par, itni gandi tarah kyu rehta hai saara din??
Ramu- bhosdike tu toh mere pichhe hi pad gaya hai, गाण्डू teri tarah gaanv me ghoomta nahi rehta main,,, sale kisaan hoon dhoop me tapna padta hai, dhool mitti ki itni parwaah karunga na toh tum jaise गाण्डू bhookhe kutte ki mout mar jayenge....
Zaheer- mera vo matlab nahi tha ramu.... Main toh ye bol raha tha ki shaam ko ammi ne tujhe ghar bulaya hai , ammi mamu ki shadi ki मिठाईयां leke aayi hain aur tu is tarah ghar aayega toh ammi ko acchha nahi lagega isliye maine bola ki tu naha le....
Ramu- toh pehle bolta na गाण्डू , baat ko ghoomata kyun rehta hai
Phir ramu apna jhopdi me apna pajama utaar deta hai aur chaddi me hi tubewell ke saamne nahane lagta hai
Zaheer- ramu main teri peeth par साबुन घिस दूँ।
Ramu phir Zaheer ko sabun de deta hai aur Zaheer ramu ki peeth par halke haathon se sabun ghisne lagta hai, Zaheer ko dil hi dil me bahot maza aata hai , Zaheer bahot samay tak maze se ramu ki peeth par sabun ghiste rehta hai
Zaheer- ramu kya main teri chhati par bhi साबुन घिस दूँ ??
Ramu- chhati par main khud घिस lunga....
Ramu ko abhi tak pata nahi tha ki Zaheer kitne avwal darje ka gandu hai .... Aisi harqatein Zaheer hamesha kiya karta tha par kabhi ramu ne utna dhyan nahi diya....
Ramu naha dhoke kapde pehen leta hai... Shaam ka waqt bhi ho chuka tha, phir ramu Zaheer ke sath uske ghar ki taraf chal deta hai