Adultery चुदक्कड़ गाँव की रासलीला

[Tyler herro]

Update 9



Ramu uthke naha dhoke naashta karke apne kheton me aa jaata hai.... Kheton me kaam karne ke baad ramu Jaggu ke sath haweli chala jaata hai



Haweli se ramu aur Jaggu jeep se शहर jaate hain score karne ke liye, vo dono waisa hi karte hain jaisa hariya ne sikhaya tha aur score karke drugs se bhara bag haweli leke aate hain



Hariya bahot khush hota hai ye dekh ke ki dono ne koi galti nahi ki aur maal(drugs) ekdum sahi salahmat haweli tak aa gaya



Phir dono apne-apne kheton me kaam karne aa jaate hain



Ramu apne kheton ke paas ek कूँवे par haath muh dhone lagta hai tabhi ramu ko ratna chachi apni gaand matakate nazar aati hai , ratna uske kheton ki taraf hi aa rahi thi



Ratna aaj akeli hi aayi thi apni गायों ko sath nahi layi thi



Ramu- kya baat hai chachi aaj tum akeli aayi ho ? Mera matlab apni गायों ko charane nahi layi



Ratna- chanda le gayi hai गायों ko नदी‌ par.... Main toh yahan aam तोड़ने aayi thi , Achha hua tu mil gaya....mere liye kuchh kacche aam तोड़ de



Ramu ratna ko uppar se niche tak dekhne lagta hai aur sochta hai- sali khud toh paka pakaya aam hai, jitna nichodo utna kam



ratna ramu ke aankhon ki garmi भाप jaati hai - kya hua nahi तोड़ना toh bol ?



ramu- arre nahi chachi aapko nahi dunga toh kisko dunga



ratna- bada aaya dene wala, chal jaldi se kacchi wali तोड़ना



ramu- arre chachi jo maza paki cheej me hai vo kacchi me nahi



ratna- acchha.... Tujhe kaise pata??



ramu- lo kar lo baat.... Pake hue aam ko daba-dabake chusne me kitna maza aata hai



ratna- beta kacchi cheej kitna maza deti hai, चटकारे maarte reh jaata hai insaan....



ramu- mujhe toh mote-mote pake hue aam bahot pasand hain



ratna- tujhe kya kya pasand hai main jaanti hoon... jyada baatein na bana jaldi kar chal



ramu- chachi jaldi ka kaam shaitan ka , dhere-dhere me jo maza hai vo jaldi me kahan



Ratna gadraye hue jism ki behad garam aurat thi aur aisi double meaning baatein karna usko behad pasand tha, ratna ka pati hariya toh zyada khyal rakhta nahi tha ratna ka, hariya din me Seth hiralal ke sath haweli me hota aur raat me apne kheton me hi so jaata, ramu aur hariya waise toh padosi hain par dono ghar me zyada banti nahi hai....



ratna ramu ko ghoorne lagti hai- mera kaam karta hai ya nahi..???



ramu- Main toh kabhi se aapka kaam karne.... Mera matlab aap hi mujhe baaton me uljha rahi ho.... Chalo chachi jaldi se edhar aao....



ratna- kya matlab?



ramu- arre chachi main aapko uppar uthata hoon , Aap apne hisaab se kacche wale aam तोड़ lo.



ratna ramu ke aage aati hai aur ramu ratna ki kamar pakad ke usko uppar utha leta hai



ramu- badi भारी ho gayi ho tum chachi....



ratna- bas nikal gaya dum... Bada mard banta phirta hai , do pal ke liye toh sambhaal nahi paya ..... apni joru ko kya sambhaalega



ramu gusse me ratna ko aur uppar utha leta hai jisse ratna ko moti matke jaisi gaand ramu ke muh ke saamne aa jaati hai , ratna kacche aam todne lagti hai aur ramu ratna ke mote-mote chutadon ko itne paas se dekhne lagta hai ki uske muh me paani aa jaata hai , kal se reh-reh ke ramu ka lund jhatke khaye ja raha tha , ramu se raha nahi jaata aur vo apna muh ratni ke chutadon ki darar me ghusa deta hai



ramu ki is harqat se ratna ka jism काँप jaata hai aur uske haath me aaye hue aam bhi niche gir jaate hain , ratna kisi tarah khud ko sambhaal leti hai par ramu kahan maanne wala tha vo apne muh ko ratna ki gaand ki darar me aur jor se daba deta hai



ratna- aahhhh नासपीटे, kya kar raha hai?? Main niche gir jaungi....



ratna khud ko sambhaal nahi paati aur chhatpatane lagti hai,



Ramu (maan me) - sali bahot chhatpata rahi hai abhi batata hoon tujhe



aur phir ramu ratna ko chhod deta hai aur vo धड़ाम se niche gir jaati hai



ratna- Haye re satyanash ho tera.... Aahhhhh maa dard ho raha hai



ramu ratna ke pairon ke paas baith jaata hai- kahan lagi chachi ? Mujhe dekhne do



ratna- aahhh dur hat मुऐ....



ramu- chachi dekhne toh do , kahin gehri chot toh nahi lagi tujhe??



ratna dard ke maare sisak rahi thi....ramu dhere dhere ratna ki saree uppar karne lagta hai



ratna- aaaaa maa kya kar raha hai ramu?



ramu- chup baitho chachi....dekhne toh do mujhe,



ratna- aahhh maa bahot dard ho raha hai



ramu ratna ki saree ko uski jaangha tak chadha deta hai ratna ki टांगें bilkul gori aur chikni thi ekdum makkhan ki tarah , par vo usse zyada saree uppar nahi karta kyunki ratna ne apni saree pakad rakhi thi , Ramu halke-halke ratna ki maalish karne lagta hai , kuch hi samay me ratna ki halki cheekhein siskiyon me badal jaati hai



ratna- aahhhhh haan ramu bahot aaraam mil raha hai aahhhh



ramu ka haath ratna ki jaangha se chhune laga tha jisse ratna ko reh-reh ke jhatka lag raha tha



Ratna- mujhe ghar jaana hai ramu.... Aisa kehke vo uth jaati hai aur phir se baith jaati hai.... Ratna ko dard bilkul bhi saha nahi ja raha tha



ramu- chachi aisa karte hain ki main aapko uthake ghar le chalta hoon



ratna- nahi main khud chali jaati hoon... Aisa bolke ratna phir se uthke baith jaati hai kyunki dard ke maare vo jaise hi kadam uthati toh usko bahot jor se dard hota



ramu ab ratna se poochhta nahi , vo uski peeth par ek haath rakh deta hai aur dursa haath uski moti gaand ke niche rakh ke usko apni godi me utha leta hai , ratna girne ke dar se apne dono haath ramu ki gardan me daal deti hai , phir ramu aise hi ratna ko leke uske ghar ki taraf chal deta hai....



Dhoop bahot tej thi isliye gaanv ke sabhi log ghar ya kheton me the, ratna ko bhi kisi ke dekhne ka dar nahi tha.... Ramu ki ungliyan ratna ki moti gaand par chhu rahi thi , ratna ko nasha sa chhane laga tha, ratna ko ye dekh यकीन nahi ho raha tha ki ramu ne badi aasaani se usko apni godi me utha liya hai



ramu- chachi tum toh badi halki ho mujhe laga भारी hogi!



ratna- abhi toh bol raha tha bahot भारी hoon main....



ramu- arre chachi tab maine tujhe sahi tarah se nahi liya tha na



ratna ek mukka ramu ki chhati par jad deti hai aur kuchh hi samay me ratna ka ghar aa jaata hai



ratna- andar Chalke kuch खा-पी le



ramu- nahi chachi mujhe kheton me bahot kaam hai abhi



ratna- arre kam se kam apni chachi ka doodh toh peete ja.... Ratna bolna kuch chahti thi aur bol kuch aur hi gayi



ramu- nahi chachi aaj nahi... Agli dafa aaunga toh aapka doodh bhi piyunga aur aapke doodh ki malayi bhi khaake jaunga....



ratna apne haath se thappad ka ishara karke dikhati hai toh ramu wahan se bhaag jaata hai