Adultery चुदक्कड़ गाँव की रासलीला

[Tyler herro]

Update 1



Din ka waqt tha aur suraj theek sar ke uppar , ramu apne kheton me bani ek choti si jhopdi me khaana khaane ko baitha hi tha, tabhi Jaggu uski jhopdi me aa gaya aur apne tiffin ke sath uske bagal me baith gaya



Ramu- bada samay laga diya tune warna toh roj mujhse pehle aa jaata tha



Jaggu- main toh apne samay se hi aaya hoon ramu, tu hi aaj jaldi aa gaya hai....



Ramu- mujhe toh nahi lagta....



Jaggu- rehne de sale tu roj is waqt bua ko pel raha hota hai



Ye bua koi aur nahi champa hi hai, champa 30 saal ki ho gayi hai aur abhi tak uski shadi nahi hui isliye gaanv ke sabhi jawan ladke usko bua kehte hain



Ramu gusse me- माधरचोद, teri maa ko chodu, champa ko tune ab kabhi bhi bua bola toh mera lund aur teri najuk gaand



Jaggu- mere yaar gussa kyu hota hai.......main toh majak kar raha tha hahaha.... waise khaane me kya laya hai ???



Ramu apna tiffin khol ke dekhta hai usme baingan ki sabzi, pyaaj aur roti thi , baingan ki sabzi dekte hi vo bilkul ganda sa muh bana leta hai



Ramu- ye bela bhi na , isko pata hai ki baingan mujhe pasand nahi....



Itne me Jaggu bol padta hai



Jaggu- ye khaana bela ne banaya hai kya?



Ramu- kyu be? Tujhse kya matlab kisi ne bhi banaya ho



Jaggu- nahi ramu main toh ye bol raha tha ki tu ye baingan ki sabzi mujhe dede aur meri gobhi-matar ki sabzi tu lele , mujhe gobhi-matar bilkul bhi pasand nahi hai



Gobhi-matar ka naam sunte hi ramu turant Jaggu ke haathon se uska tiffin le let hai



Ramu apna tiffin Jaggu ko dete hue- waah mere yaar.... Tune toh aaj mera dil hi khush kar diya



Phir dono khana shuru karte hain



Jaggu- ummm.... waah yaar teri behen kya khana banati hai uski shadi hogi toh uska pati kitna khush raha karega



Ramu- ummm.... Teri maa ke haathon me toh jadoo hai jadoo , na zyada mirch masala hai aur namak ekdum barabar.....



Jaggu (maan me)- sale tere liye hi toh maa se teri manpasand ka kam mirch masale wala khana banvake laata hoon jisse teri behen ke haathon ke khaane ka swad le saku aakhir mujhe hi toh tera jija banna hai , jaggu ye soch ke dil hi dil me bahot khush hota hai



Ramu- tu kya bol raha tha Jaggu maine suna nahi....



Jaggu- main toh ye keh raha th ki bela bhi bahot acchha khana banati hai



Ramu- itna mirch masala daalti hai ki jab subah hugta hoon toh angaare nikalte hain



Jaggu- mirch masala agar khaana aur zindagi dono me na ho toh mujhe maza nahi aata ramu....



Ramu- aaj kal tere baat karne ka andaaz badalta ja raha hai , koi chhamiya aa gayi hai kya zindagi me tere????



Jaggu (maan me)- vo chhamiya teri sagi behen hai lodu....



Ramu- sale kahan kho gaya??



Jaggu- kuchh nahi be? Tu apni aur champa ki baatein suna... Kaise sambhaalta hai usko vo toh tujhse poore 6 saal badi hai



Ramu- sale mujhe mauka mile toh main teri maa ke umar wali auraton Ko sambhaal lu



Jaggu- ek baat toh sach me maanna padega bhosdike.... Tune sach me pichhle 1 saal me champa ki chaal badal kar rakh di hai, lagta hai tune usko bahot ragad ragad ke choda hai



Ramu- माधरचोद aisa kya kar diye maine uske saath jo uski chaal hi badal gayi



Jaggu- sale pichhle 1 saal me hi uski gaand chod-chodkar tune itna chaudi kar di hai ki jab vo chalti hai toh uski moti gaand me gazab ka uchhaal hota hai aur mujhse pooch raha hai aisa kya kiya.... Tune usko pataya kaise?



Ramu- lambi kahani hai lodu....



Jaggu- acchha ye toh bata kya tujhe hariya chacha se dar nahi lagta , maanna padega tujhe मादरचोद , tune hariya chacha ke naak ke niche se uski behen champa ko apni bana liya....



Ramu- dar toh lagta hai bhosdike, hariya chacha Seth hiralal ka khaas aadmi hai.... sirf hawas hoti toh main champa ko kabhi ka chhod diya hota par.....



Jaggu (shocked)- matlab



Ramu- main champa ko pyar karne laga hoon Jaggu....



Jaggu- sale tera dimaag toh theek hai na.... Tere se 6 saal badi hai vo, apni hawas ko hawas tak hi simit rakh, champa ke pyar ke chakkar me mat pad....



Ramu- Jaggu , jab tujhe pyaar hoga tab pata chalega, main maanta hoon ki shuru-shuru me mere andar bas champa ke liye hawas thi par ab main usko pyar karne laga hoon aur vo bhi mujhse pyar karti hai



Jaggu- sach... Ye ajooba kab ho gaya ,



Ramu- pata nahi bas ho gaya....



Jaggu phir ramu ko apne gala laga leta hai aur bolta hai- maan gaya bhai tujhe , mujhe laga nahi tha tujhe zindagi me kisi se pyar ho bhi sakta hai



Ramu Jaggu ko dhakka dete hue - hatt Lodu..... माधरचोद.... pyar vo bhi mujhe.... tujhe acting kaisi lagi meri



Jaggu- saale, bhosdike , gaand ke keede.... Tu natak kar raha tha



Ramu- haan meri najuk kali , tujhe kya laga mujhe pyar ho sakta hai kisi se....



Jaggu- bhag sale.... Samay barbaad kar diya mera.... Main chala apne kheton me



Phir Jaggu apna tiffin leke apne kheton me chala aata hai