पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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koi 3 mint tak mujha sakoon mila or main uth kar bed ka beech main aa gea, udhar bhabhi be necha sa uth kar bed per bahth gae, bhabhi ka sir bed ki side table sa laga tha jis sa halka sa blood nikal aya tha maine blood saaf kiya or bhabhi sa sorry ki or saath bhabhi ko kafie dayr piyar karta raha or un ka jisam ko sahlta raha. bhabhi be mujha piyar karti rahi or boli… tumara buhat he bara hai, aaj tak itna liya nahi ese liya mera andar itna bara aaj phalhi baar gea to dard hue… kuch din laga gay… magar sorry ka tumara sead sab oper gir gea andar nahi ja saka. bhabhi koi 1 hour baad apna kapra pahan kar chali gae,

agla din bhabhi na mujha breakfast bana kar diya.. mom or didi bahthe rahi or dakhti rahi, mujha aaj 2 eggs ka omlate or 1 egg fry mila, wow… or bhabhi mujh sa koi baat nahi kar rahi thi, qu ka pass mom or didi bahthe thi, or didi mujha shararti nazar sa dakh rahi thi or chahra per smile be thi. koi 3 hour baad mujha didi sa pata chala ka mom na bhabhi ko kafie danta tha. main bola qu? to didi boli raat ko mom na tum logo ko dakha tha, main bola oh suchi…..? yaar main samjhta raha tum ho ge… to didi hanse or boli nahi wo mom thi or bhabhi ko acha danta or boli… tum na raat ko achi tarha qu nahi liya mera baita ka…. or phir didi hanse…. or phir boli.. tum maza mat lo mera baita sa serf sead lu… or andar tak pora dalwao…. kal jab wo sead daalna laga tum qu side per hue? tum ko pata hai na aik drop sead ka kitna blood sa banta hai… didi phir hanse or boli….. kiya bhabhi ki tight thi…? to main bola haan didi buhat he tight thi, un ki age sa to buhat chhoti lagti thi un ki choot.. didi boli oh hoo….. ese liya bhabhi boli thi ka maa ji…. mari buhat tight hai or aap ka es baita ka buhat zeyda bara hai…. bechare bhabhi ko mom boli…. ab tum na seedha layt kar mera baita ka pora andar tak dalwana hai or sead ko be andar tak dalwa kar layti rahna hai…. ab koi darma mat karna…. jitna wo dala tum na layna hai… or tangay khool kar pora andar tak jata hai mujha qu pagal ban rahi ho… main bola didi mom na kuch zeyda he bhabhi ko daant diya hai.

didi boli acha jao bhabhi ka room main, zara ja kar phir sa try karo.. shaam ko bhai or bhabhi 2 din ka liya out of city ja raha hain, or main mom ko baata doon ka tum ja raha ho bhabhi ka room main. main bhabhi ka room main gea to bhabhi bed per ulti layti thi, main ja kar bhabhi ka oper layt gea un ki motti sadool gaand ka oper lund ko ragarta raha or saath bhabhi ka mumma dabata raha. bhabhi ka kaan main bola, bhabhi mujha tum sa piyar ho gea hai… suchi bol raha hun, aap buhat piyare ho please mujh sa dour na jana, necha layte bhabhi halki awaaz main boli.. ayse baat na karo koi sun lay ga… main bola aap mom ki baat kar rahi ho na..? main ese liya aap ka kaan main bol raha hun… tum batao na main kasa laga hun? to bhabhi boli haan mujha be acha laga ho… edhar mera lund bhabhi ki gaand per khara ho gea tha, maine bhabi ki shalwar utari to pecha dakha to mare qamer ka pecha room ka door tha or udhar sa phir koi dakh raha tha. edhar bhabhi be nange thi or maine be nikar uttar di or mera 9 sa 10 inch lumba lund seedha khara hua kese ghora ki tarha lag raha tha,