पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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to bhabhi bechare bolti rahi ka haan buhat bara hai buhat motta hai… bohat maza aa raha hai… ya baatain bhai ko bure lage.. bhai ese liya bhabhi sa gussa kha raha hain… main bola didi baat to theek hai bhai ki…. to didi boli…. tum adami log nahi samjhta… jo be chhaha marze sa ya zaberdasti sa penis ourat ka andar jay ga or kafie dayr tak andar raha ga to koi be ourat garam to jae ge, or jab lumba motta penis andar ragar kar andar bahir ho ga qu na wet hoti bhabhi…. or jasay wo kutta log bolta hain to bhabhi be bolti rahi ka haan bohat bara hai bohat motta hai… phanta hua ja raha hai…. edhar main jo didi ka saath chipka hua batha tha or didi ki qamer per haath tha wo haath mera qamer sa hota hua, didi ka left motta mumma ki side per aa gea tha or qumeez ka oper sa mumma ko daba raha tha or mera haath ko naram sa feel ho raha tha, didi boli… bhabhi bechare ab bhai ko yahe bol rahi hai ka un logo ka liya wo bolti rahi hai or maine koi maza nahi liya… magar bhai bolta hai ka tum os ka penis per jhatka kha kar farig qu hue thi?

maine didi ka shoulder per sir rahk diya or bola… didi, bhabhi such main farig hue thi…? to didi boli… ab jab itna lumba motta andar laga ga or ragar kar andar bahir aya ga to bhabhi farig to zaroor hon ge, dakho… kese be laki ka bang hota hai to larki tab tak fight karti hai jab tak andar koi cheez na jae… or jab andar penis chala jata hai to os ki fight khatam ho jati hai, edhar maine didi ka mumma per apna pora haath lay aya or zoor sa daba diya mumma to didi boli……… uuuuufffff….. kitna zalim tum log hota ho…. itna zoor sa dabata ho ka maza nahi phir gussa he atta hai…. daffa ho jao…. maine didi ko sorry ki or bola…. didi kasam sa aap mujha itne piyare lagti ho na ka main baata nahi sakta, main didi ka mumma ko ab araam araam sa daba raha tha or saath didi ki gori chitti lumbe gardan per kiss kar raha tha to didi boli.. aik or baat be hai wo be sunaon tum ko? main bola haan na baata do…. didi na mujha haath sa pecha kiya or boli.. ya baat seriuse hai.. didi boli wo baat tumare or bhabhi ki hai… jis per main be zara darr ker theek tarha hua or bola kasam sa didi bhabhi ki taraf aaj tak bure nazar sa dakha nahi hai…
to didi thore hanse or boli…. aaj mom bhabhi ko bol rahi thi ka itna saal ho gay hain koi bacha nahi ho raha.. or agar tumara husband main koi problem hai jasay tum baata rahi ho to… hum ko phir be bacha chhaya…. agar tumara husband bacha paida nahi kar sakta to mera chhota baita be hai… jis per main ya sun kar seedha ho kar bahat gea or didi ki taraf dakha… didi be thore muskare or boli haan such bol rahi hun… mom boli tum mera chhota baita ko time do or apna husband ko kuch nahi batana or try karo bacha layna ki… jis per bhabhi boli.. mom wo mera chhota bhai ki tarha hai… mom boli bhai ki tarha hai bhai to nahi na….. mom koi 1 mounth sa bhabhi ko bol rahi hain, magar mujha aaj bhabhi na baat ki hai… or un ko sharam aa rahi hai kasay wo karan… mujha didi ki baat per yaqeen nahi aya to didi boli ya baat suchi hai… ab tum bolo… kiya tum apna sead bhabhi ko do gay? wo tumara bacha ki maa ban jayn ge or hum sab ko khushi mila ge or bhai ko kiya pata chala ga… main bola didi mujha buhat ajeeb sa lag raha hai… didi boli haan ese tarha bhabhi ko be ajeeb lag raha hai, agar bolo to main tum dono ki help kar dayti hun phir baad main khud karta rahna.. main bola theek hai magar kasay? to didi boli wo time per chhor do, ab bhabhi or bhai ko kuch din do un main dubra understanding ho jae ge