पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

[neerathemall]

main bola.. hum shaadi sa aa raha hain please tang na karo… jis per wo bola…. oh achaaa.. to kese choot ki shaadi thi ya lund ki? main chup ho gea… or wo baar baar pochta ja raha tha… to mujha bolna para…. haan choot ki thi… jis per wo bola achaa to os choot ka bra size kiya tha? main phir chup ho gea.. main halki awaaz main bola kes mushkil main par gea hun…. didi jo mera shoulder per apna chahra rahka thi, boli…. 36 bra….. main phir bola….. yaar koi 36 bra use karti thi… please yaar hum ko jana do… magar wo khider chup rahna wala tha.. phir bola… achaa to ya kon hai tari….? such such bol… jis per didi boli… es ko bol do ka main tumare biwi hun…. or maine be yahe bol diya.. jis per wo onchi awaaz main bola…. bhabhi ji….. kase hain..? aap ki choot ko humara bhai achi tarha bajta hai naaa? didi chup rahi magar wo bolta raha… or phir bola… acha to tari es sexy biwi ka bra size kiya hai? jhoot na bolna warna edhar check kar layn gay… ahahahaha…. jis per didi jald boli mujha…. es bagairat ko bolo… uuff…. es ko bolo….. 38 hai…… main bola… 38 hai yaar… please bus or tum log sharam karo mera saath mari wife hai or tum log kasay tang kar raha ho… jis per wo bola…. oyaaa tari behan ki choot phaaron…. tu na kes tarha baat ki hai?

roko apni bike edhar… tari behan ki gaand main lund dalon…. tari behan ko kuttiya bana kar choodu……….