पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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main apni didi ko un ki friend ki mahndi attend karna gay thay, mari didi ki age 25 saal thi buhat he piyare or buhat achi lumbe hight ki hain un ki hight 5,7 or smart or good looking thi, didi gori chiti or lumba kala baal or jisam gora chitta to tha saath motta motta mumma jo un ko or be piyara karta, or un ki sadool motti hips jo kese ko be pagal kar dayn, dosto hum her larki ko phalhi nazar main piyara chahra dakhta hain.

or phir agar os ka mumma motta or hips sadool or motti na hon to bolta hain ya to kuch nahi, magar wo be to kese ki behan hoti hai or agar acha motta sadool mumma or motti hips or oper sa piyara chahra ho to wo hum ko utne os ki care karne hoti hai koi larka na es ko pata lay ya koi zaberdasti chood na dala. to mujha be mom dad na apni bare didi ka aik tarha guide banaya hua tha, es ko saath jao, es ko lay aao, or ese baat sa mari didi ka saath dosti be kafie ho gae thi, or aik dost na incest video or story site bata di thi to stories read karta hua mera mind jo saaf tha os main be kharabi ho gae thi. apni bare didi jo mujh sa 5 saal bare thi, jab be wo mera saath ab moter cycle per jati to mera saath phalha jab zeyda pass lagti to main kuch or agay ho jata tha, magar ab main or saath lag kar motercycle chalta, kabhi didi ka breast saath lagta tha qamer per or kabhi jab didi na apna patla gora haath mera shoulder per ya paait per rahka hota to main didi ka haath per rahk dayta, anyway

didi ki friend ki mahandi per didi na light skin colour ka rashmai suit pahana hua tha, or didi or kuch un ki friends na group main dance kiya to buhat sa log na dakha jasa her shaadi main hota hai or kuch larka jo aik dosra ko comments da raha hota hain, to didi or os ki friends mil ker dance karti rahi or dance main jasa qamer ko her larki hilati hai or apni hips per haath rahk kar ya hips sa thumhka marti hain hum sab ki behana, wase mare didi ko dakh dakh kar saath khara larka bolta.. uuuffff yaar kiya mast hai ya wali….. oyaaa yaaaar es ki gaand dakh… oyaa tari phan di….. es ka mumma kiya motta hain… ya sab comments hum sab ki behano ko milta hain magar main apna kaano sa sun raha tha apni didi ka liya. jo mera saath aik larka khara tha wo saath wala ko bol raha tha… yaar es ki choot andar sa kasay hill rahi hoge.. es ki gaand marna ko dil kar raha hai, ya baatain sun sun kar thak gea tha, didi na dance khatam kiya or hum logo na khana khaya or wapes ghar aa raha thay moter bike per to didi boli tum phalha buhat khush thay phir tum ko kiya hua jo jaldi wapes ghar ko ja raha ho?

maine didi ka haath per haath rahk diya or bola, didi such bolon to udhar jo larka thay wo buhat he bura thay aap ka liya itna ganday words use kar raha thay ka aap sooch nahi sakti… jis per didi na mujha pecha sa kiss ki mera shoulder per or boli… daffa karo aysa larka her taraf hota hain, in ki baaton per gussa nahi khata, itna main mare bike ka pecha koi 3 bikes wala larka lag gay, or wo bike ki lights didi per maar raha thay. didi na pecha mur kar dakha or mujha boli, tum bus araam sa bike chalao, tum gussa na karna hum 2 hain or ya 6 log hain, udhar aik na awaaz lagae, oyaaa es ki gaand dakha, shalwar sa es ki panty nazar aa rahi hai… kiya piyare motti gaand hai es ki.. ab ya words koi be bhai sun lay wo be apni behan ka liya jo os ka saath ho os bechara per kiya guzarti hai. ( please aysa kabhi mat karna ) edhar maine bike ko slow kiya to didi boli… kiya kar raha ho? bike ko slow nahi bus taiz rahko in ko bolna do…

phir aik bike wala mari bike ka pass aya or onchi awaaz main bola… waaa… kiya bra pahan rahka hai chora strip wala… kitna ka liya hai ya bra…? didi na ab apna chahra mera shoulder per rahk kar chupha liya tha, phir bola aray bra ka kiya size hai?…. ya to bata do..? edhar saath he aik larka na didi ki qamer per haath phaair diya, jis sa didi mera saath or chipak gae.. or boli… ya kutta mare qamer per haath phaair raha hai…. edhar raat 2 baja hua thay or road per koi trafic be nahi thi or humara ghar ki taraf to wasay be itne tarafic nahi hoti thi din main, ab to raat thi. itna main 2 bike wala mera agay aa gay thay or un bike walon na apni speed kam ki hue thi jis sa maine be speed koi 20 per tha, or aik bike wala jo didi ki qamer ki taraf bike chala raha tha saath saath wo bola… aray tari ya behan hai ya gf hai? kiya maza ki cheez hai ya… es ka bra to baata do kes size ka hai? or panty nazar aa rahi hai es shalwar sa buhat maza ki thighs or gaand hai es ki…. jis per mujha gussa to aya hua tha main bola… please yaar hum ko tang na karo hum ko jana do… or wo bola acha tari ya kiya lagti hai? buhat maza ka maal hai buhat teyaar hue khider sa la raha ho es ko?