पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

[neerathemall]

kay baad main nay us say kaha kay kya main aap ko kiss ker sakta hoon to us nay kaha itnay to ker liye bina ijazat aur ab ijazat maang rahay hain wah kya baat hai aap ki. Me: janab is baar hum aap kay hont per kiss kerna chahtay hain ager mind na kerai aur ijazat ho to. Rabia main kya keh sakti hoon kiun kay mujhay sharam aati hai aap ki merzi hai. Me: hello madam jab aap yahan aaya kerain us waqt sharam ghar per chore aaya kerain yahan humaray sath sharam ka koi kaam nahi hai understand? Rabia: ok as u wish jo dil chahay ker lain lakin sirf upper tak hi rehna hai neechay nahi jaana abhi. Me: array daro nahi humara hak sirf aap kay pait (stomach) kay upper tak hai neechay hamara kya kaam. Waisay kya dar legta hai aap ko mujh say. Rabia: jee legta to hai lakin bahut kam mean 20% dar legta hai aur 80% nahi legta. Us kay baad main utha aur bath gaya naha dho ker tayar ho ker wapis aa gaya aur who mom kay sath baithi thi main jab achi terha tayar ho gaya to TV lounge main aaya aur dekha mom nahi theen who bath main theen main nay mauka dekhtay hi faida uthaya aur Rabia ko ishara say kaha kay upper aa jao aur bahir janay ka bahana ker kay mom say poocha kay main bahir jaa raha hoon koi kaam hai mom nay kaha nahi koi kaam nahi hai aur main khamoshi say upper charh gaya aur thori der baad Rabia bhi aa gai ab mom ko yahi pata tha kay main bahir gaya hua hoon aur Rabia apnay ghar