पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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marne laga. aur amaa aaaaauhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thooooooooodaaaaaaaaaa dhiiiiiiiiiiiireeeeeeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ruuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiyaaaaaaaaaa amaa ke aise karte dekhke uski mardangi aur jor jor se ufan marne lagi to wo amaa ke dono chuchio ko masalane laga. aur amaa naaaaaaaaahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii uuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffffffffffff oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ki awaj nikale ja rahi thi. ab usne amaa ke baye chuchi ko apne muh me leke pine laga. aur amaa ke chud me apne l*** ko andar bahar karne laga to amaa ki to jaise hos hi nahi tha. kuchh der ke baad mane dekha ki amaa bhi ab masti me ane lagi thi. ab wo bhi apne ch*dai ka maja lene lagi thi. is tarah se amaa ke dono chuchio ke dudh ko pine ke baad unse amaa ke hotho ko chusne laga to amaa bhi uska saath dene lagi. kuchh der tak aisa karne ke baad jab dono sant pad gaye to mai samajh gaya ki maane apne karj ko utarwa liya tha. ab wo dono log kuchh der tak waise hi pade rahe. iske baad wo l*** ko amaa ke chud se nikal ke maake upar se hata aur maake chud ko dekhte huye bola kya mast chud paya hai tumne. ab wo apne kapade ko pahan liya. kuchh der ke baad amaa jab uth ke khada huyi to unke chud ko dekh ke aisa lagata tha ki amaa ko abhi hi bacha hone wala ho.