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[neerathemall]

aake pair ko halka sa failaya to maane bola ki peshab lagi hai. wo maako leke baathroom me gaya waha se jab wapas aye to maine dekha ki maane ab uske l*** ko apne muthi me pakad rakha tha. ab maabed par let gayi. ab usne ek dibe ko leke aye aur maake kamar ke paas rakha . ab maake chud me tel lagane lage to maane bhi apne hatho me tel le ke uske l*** me tel lagane lagi. tel lagane ke baad wo maake jangh par baith gaye ab maane apne chud ko faila diya. usne apne l*** ko maake chud par sata ke jor se jhatka mara to maake muh se ek aji si chikh nikali mai maake chikh ko sun ke samajh gaya ki maake chud me uska l*** chala gaya ab usne maake chuchio me tel lagane ke baad chuchio ko masalne ke saath hi maake chud me apne l*** ko andar aur andar le jane ke liye jor jor se jhatke marne laga to amaa jor jor se aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh auuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh naaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ki awaj nikalne lagi to wo bola kya hua dard kar raha hai kya. to amaa boli hhhhaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh nnnnikkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaal doooooaaaaaaaaaa. maake aise karne par uska jos aur badh gaya. ab maako aur jor jor se jhatke