पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

[neerathemall]

Mera hanth sila ke bur par gaya main dekha uske bur se garam-garam taral padarth gir raha hai main samajh gaya ki ye bur ki pani nahin balki bur ki jhilli phatne se bur si khoon (blood) gir raha hai.main shila se ye bat nahin kahen kyonki wo ghabda jati main apne paint se Roomal nikal kar uske bur se gire sare khoon ko aachhi tarah se ponchh diya aur sila ko apni gand age- piche karte dekh kar main bhi ghapa-ghapp dhakka de-dekar chodne laga. shila ab maje se chodbaye ja rahi thi. jab main 10-15 dhakka age pichhe hokar lagayen to shila ki boor pani chhod di. main sila ki dono santre jaisi choochi mainj-mainj kar chodne laga. karib 10 minute tak bur mein lund under- bahar karke chodte huye main bhi pani chhod diya. aur humlog 5 minute apna lund bur mein dale pade rahein. jab mera lund sikud gaya tab phir bur se bahar nikalkar phir apna rumal se bur aur lund ponchh kar saf karke rumal train ki window se bahar phenk diyen. es samay 4:35a.m. baj rahi thi. ab hum dono bhai- behan ek dusre se khul kar pyar karne lagen