पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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(cunt/choot) chatne laga aur phir dono pair kutti ke kamar par rakhkar apna kamar dana dan chalane laga. Jise main aur Shila dono dekhen. kutta bahoot raftar se 8-10 dhakka ghapa- ghap lagakar kerbat le liya. dono ek doosre mein phans gaya. ye scene hum dono bhai-bahan dekhen. etne mein gaon ke kuchh ladke wahan daudte huye aaye aur kutte-kutti par pathar marne lage. kutta apne taraf khinch raha tha aur kuttiya apni taraf. lekin jot chhootne ka nam hi nahin le raha tha. Main shila ke taraf dekha wo sharma rahi thi lekin ye scene use bhi achha lag raha tha humse niche nazar karke ye scene bade gour se dekh rahi thi. mera to mood kharab ho gaya ab mujhe shila apni bahan nahin balki ek sexy ladki ki tarah lag rahi thi. ab mujhe shila hi kuttiya nazar aane lagi. mera lund paint mein khada ho gaya. lekin etne mein ek treaker (jip) aayee .hum dono jip mein baith gayen. jip mein ekhi sit par 5 log baithe the jis se shila humse chipki hui thi. mera dhyan ab sila ke bur (cunt/choot) per hi jane laga. humlog station pahunche. Main apna ticket confirmation ke liye T.C. office jakar pata kiyen. lekin mera ticket confirm nahin hua tha. phir main socha kisi bhi tarah ek bhi sit lena to padega hi.T.C. bataya aap train per hi T.T. se mil lijiyega shayad ek sit mil hi jayega. Train time par aa gai. shila aur main train par chadh gayen.T.T. se bahoot request karne par Rs.200 mein ek birth dene ke liye agree hua.T.T. ek single sit par baitha tha wo kaha aap log es sit par baith jawo jab tak hum aaten hai koi sit dekhkar. main aur shila gate ke sit par baith gayen rat karib 10pm baj rahi thi khidki se kafi thandi hawayen chal rahi thi. humlog shal se badan dhak kar baith gayen. etne mein TT akar humlog ko dusre bogi mein ek upper birth diya. maine 200 rupees