पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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"Main jo bhi keh rahi hoon sub kuchh such such keh rahi hoon!" I came out with the truth. She gave me a bewildered look and asked, "Tum nay ussey sub kuchh kernay dia?"

"Main kia ker sukti thee. Main to khood chudnay kaliye baqarar thee." I kept silent for a moment and then added, "Main nay to soucha tha keh ussay seduce karoun gee, mughar woh to eik number ka choudu nikla; uss nay to 20/25 luRkian pehlay say hee chod chukka hai."

"Who kaisay." She asked. "Uska dost Nasir hai nan; uskay ghar main, yeh kam koi 8 months say chal reha hai."

She kept quiet and seemed to be engrossed in deep thought. Then she came out of it and looking me straight in the eye, she asked, "Kahin uski behan ka nam Nasirah to nahin?"

"Han uska nam Nasirah hee hay. Kya tum unhain janti ho?" I asked. "Bohut achhi tarah! Meri cousin Nasreen ka unkay ghar bohut ana jana hay." She replied. I was a bit shocked on receiving this news; my head was bent forward and I was looking at my feet.

"Kahan kho gai ho bunno?" She said, lifting my face up by holding my chin. "Kahin bhi to nahin. Muggar main soch rahi thee…." Sultana cut me off adding, "Kahin woh bhi to wahan chudwanay kay liye nahin jati?"