पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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Priya: usko hilaane se kya majaa aayega bhayya?
Me: aisa sabko majaa aata hi, badhi hone ke baad tumkobhi majaa aayega.
Priya: mujhe tumhaare jaisa kuch bhi nahi hai jo majaa aaye.
Me: mard isko hilaake majaa lete hi,aur ladkiya waha dabaa ke majaa lete hi, subah tumkobhi majaa aaya tha na?, tab mujhe bhi bohut majaa aaya tha. Phir karne ka dil kar raha tha.
Priya: kya mummy bhi aisa karti hi?
Me: ha, pappa bhi, aur baaki sab log,ab mujhe chod do mom aur dad aane waale hi.
Priya: theek hi, lekin yaad rakhna kimeri har baat tumko sun na hi.
Maine kapde pehente hue jawaab dediya.
Uske baaton aur prashno se mera lund tadap raha tha, itni cute thi meri behan jab question kar rahi thi.Maine phir se muth maarke jaake sogaya. Doosre din priya clg jaake lunch ke liye aayi, badhi udaas thi, lagta hi ki clg me ro ke aayi hi. Maine khaane ke baad jab usse poocha ki kya baat hi.
Priya: wo usne mujhe sataaya, aur gande gaaliya de raha tha.
Me: kaun tha wo?
Priya: Shankar naam hi uska, clg me senior hi.
Me: chalo mai bhi aata hun.
Maine guss se priya ke saath clg gaya, campus me jaate hi priya ne bataaya ki wahi hi, mai us saale ke paas jaakar kolor pakadkar….
Me: saale teri ye himmat ki meri behan ko tease karega,teri maa chod saale,
Bolte hue ek se do maar maar diya, tab beech kuch students aake usko pakad ke bolne lage ki, “wo clg ka super senior hi aur clg ka leader bhi tha, sorry bolde warna bohut pashtaayega.”
Shankar: sorry priya, mujhe maaf kardo. Sorry sir, mujhe pata nahi tha, aayinda aisy galti nahi hogi.
Me: alright aur sorry gusse me haathuthaa diya.
Priya ko class jaane ko kehke mai waha se ghar aa gaya. Aur mood kharaab hone ke kaaran freshup hoke so gaya, priya clg se waapas aake bell dabaane par hosh aaya. Mai fridge se kuch snacks kha raha tha, priya chup thi, shaayad usko abhi tak wahi incident ka soch rahi thi.
Priya: sorry bhaya..
Me: sorry kyun, priya?
Priya: mujhe aap ke bare me nahi pata tha,
Me: ab kya pata chal gaya?
Priya: maine aapko bohut sataaya tha, ab meri galti ka ehsaas hua, mai ladki hi hun aur aap se badhkar kabhi nahi.
Me: koi baat nahi priya, isme tumhaari galti nahi hi, tum bas khush raho aur pehle ki tarah tumhaari sharaarat hi achi lagti hi.
Priya: thankyou bhayya.
Mujhe jor se hug kia, lekin wo ramantic movment nahi tha aur mai banana bhi nahi chaah ta tha, lekin sirf hug ko respond diya.
Priya: aaj aapne mujhe bohut help kia bhayya, agar aapko kal subah kitarah karna achha lagta hai to ab bhi kar sakte ho..