पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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Me: mujhe pehle se hi doubt tha ki tum ladki nahi ladka ho, isi liye tumse aisa karwaya, tum to ladki hi nikli, phir kyun ladke jaisi harkateinkarti ho?
Priya: haarna aadat daal lo bhayya, mai yahi rehne waali hun.
Mai chup chaap apne kapde pehen ne laga aur wo bhi, mere aankhein uske araf hi dekh rahe the, dil kuch aur karne ko bol raha tha, lekin dimaag kuch aur bol raha tha, aakhir mai hi bajaar jaakar saamaan le aaya.
Us din ke baad har waqt wahi yaad aa raha tha, usi incident sochte hue kamse kam 20 baar muth maar chukka tha, lekin ek aur mauke ka intejaar kar raha tha, kuch din baar mai aur dad jaake college me pahunchaake aaye, meri clg ke liye aur 20 din ka time tha, ek din subah priya aake
Priya: mujhe pendrive chaahiye, 2 din ke baad lauta doongi, meri sehli ne poocha hi,
Me: do din…!, nahi priya mujhe har roj pendrive ki jaroorat hi.
Adbhut priya bina kuch bole aur lade chali gayi, mujhe kuch galat ehsaas hua, ki mujhe aise nahi bolna chaahiya tha, dedena tha…..
Sham ko jab mujhe pendrive ki jaroorat padhi, lekin desk me pendrive nahi tha, kahi bhi nahi tha,priya to mere nai bolne par hi clg chale gayi thi, pendrive kaha gaya?, meri jiddi behen ne pehle hi pendrive bag me rakh liya tha aur sirf mujhe bataane aayi thi, mere gusse ko kaabu karke uske aane ka intezaar kar raha tha, shaam ko aate hi…
Me: priya pen-drive kaha hi?