पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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Priya: achha, to tum kyun tention le rahe ho?
Me: ha mai bhool gaya tha ki tum ladka ho.
Priya: kyun, ladke kaam nahi kar sakte kya..?
Me: ha, lekin ladkiya kuch bhi nahi kar sakte,
Priya: aajkal koi place nahi jo ladkiya nahi ho, tum bolo ki hum kaunsa kaam nahi karsakte.
Me: himmat hi to karke dikhaav jo mai karta hu,
Priya: pehle karke dikhaav, tab dikhaati hun ki himmat kya hi,
Me: chalo is tarah is sofe ko upar uthaav…
Doosri taraf se badhi mushkil se sofe ko thoda uthaake….
Priya: agar tumhaari age hoti na, tumse bhi upar uthaati,
Mujhe samaj me nahi aa raha tha ki wo kya nahi kar sakti, tab maine sofe ko ghar ke beech sarka ke uskeupar chadke chalte fan ko ek haath se khada kiya, is sawaal ko kathin se leke priya bhi upar chadhi. Chunni nikaalke haath ko baandh ke fan ko khada kiya, cheating bolke priya ke muh nahi lagna chaahta tha, isi liye kuch doosra sochne laga, priya ki surat ghamandse ubal raha tha, mera sar sharm se jhuk raha tha, lekin kuch bhi dimaag me nahi aa raha tha, pareshaani se haath ko sar par ghuma raha tha, priya isko bhi nakal karne lagi, mai gusse se dekhne laga to wo bhi karne lagi, ek taraf se gussa aa raha tha, doosritaraf se uski nakal dekh ke hasi aa rahi thi, maine apne aapko thappad maara, usne bhi halke se maarliya, maine shirt ka ek button kholke roudy ki tarah kolor ko upar kiya, priya bhi apne night dress ke buttonkholke nakal ki, tab achaanak meredimaag me idea aaya jo filmo me dekha tha, bina kuch soche sirt ke saare button kholdi, aur meri jeet ki khushi manaane ke liye taiyaar tha.
Meri jeet par paani daalti hui meri jiddi behan apne button bhi khol di, ye maine socha nahi tha, isko hostelme rehke sharm bhi nahi thi, lekin mai haar maan na door ki baat hai, aaj priya ki ghamand ko tod ke hi rahunga,