पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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Nah pagal kahin wo bath main aa gae to...

Haan ye to hay acha wait kerain chali jaye gi...

Tum bhi na aram nahi hay raat ko ker laiaty na nazara aa gaye yahin per...

Acha kuch nahi hota aap idher aa jain main ne baji ko deewar k sath laga dia aur un k sath chipak gaya aur un ko kissing kerne laga baji ko darr laga hua tha lakin aahista se maza aanay laga aur baj ne mujhe mazbooti se pakar lia aur kissing kerne lageen...

Main ne pant ki zip kholi aur lun bahar nikala aur baji se kaha hathmain pakro baji ne mera lun hath main lia jo aadha khara tha aur un k hath main aanay k baad full hard ho gaya...

Baji ghoom jain main aap ki gand per lun rub kerta hoon baji ghoom gaeen aur anpi gand meri taraf ker k khari ho gaeen main ne jaldi se baji ki ilastic wali shalwar neeche ker di jo ghutnoo tak aa gae baji ne jaldi se meri taraf moonh ker k poocha...

Reema: pagal ho gaye ho kia abhi nahi phir kabhi please abhi mauka nahi hay tum bhi na...

Me: baji lun ander thori dal raha hoon ba ooper se rub kerna hay main koi chod to nahi raha...

She reply acha aur phir ghoom gaeen main ne lun pakar ker baji ki ass crack main rakha aur aram se move kerne laga baji ko lun touch hua to bahut acha feel hua aur baji ne apni gand tight ker li.

Me: baj gand tight na kerain line main to janay dain wahan maza aaye ga...

Main kahan tight ker rahi hoon khud ho jati hay lun garam hay na is liye acha try kerti hoon...

Baji phir waisay khari ho gaeen to main ne lun per thook lagaya aur thori thook baji ki gand ki line main laga di...

Reema: ab ye kia kerne lagay ho uuufff tum bhi na roz nae nae tareekay kia ho ga mera...

Baji bas slip ho ga thook se is liye lagae hay ab chup ker k kahri rahain na maza kharab na kerain keh ker main ne lun baji ki ass crack main rakha aur hilanay laga mujhe bahut aacha lagne laga main ne baji se poocha baji kaisa lag raha hay baji ne aankhain band ki hui theen aur sansain tez tez le rahi theen aur aaahhh ker k kaha bhai acha lag raha hay zor se ghaseet ker ghasay maro acha lag raha hay...

Main ne suna to lun ko baji ki gand main zor dia aur hilanay laga ooper neeche kerne laga kuch dair baad baji ne apna hath moonh k pass kia aur thook hath per dali aur mujhe side per ker k gand per bahut sari thook laga ker mera lun pakra aur wahan rakh ker kaha ab kero jitna slip hota hay maza ziyada aata hay rookha ho gaya tha na is liye thook laga di hay...Main ab pehle se ziyada zor de raha tha apne lun ko baji ki gand main aur baji bhi gand peeche ker rahi theen k achanak baji jhuk gaeen aur kaha bhai zara zor se ragro mujhe maza aa raha hay main abhi farigh ho jaoon gi haan zor do jab main ne zor dia to lun baji ki gand k sorakh par ja atka main ne peeche kia aur phir zor dia jis se lun baji ki gand k sorakh main janay laga baji itni madhosh theen k unhain abhi tak mehsoos nahi hua k mera lun un ki gand main jhank raha hay thora sa main baji ki gori gand ko dekh raha tha baji jhuki hui theen to gand ka sorakh bhi saf nazar aa raha tha...