पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

[neerathemall]

Me: baji I will kill the basterd Saleem kaisay us ne meri behn k sath aisa kia wo bhi tab jab aap 17 ya 18 year ki hoon gi...

Nahi bhai bas choro ab to kuch nahi hay na tab ki baat hay isi liye to main bhi us se baat nahi kerti ab to mera lover mera chota bhai hay ab kisi ki zaroorat bhi nahi hay mujhe acha main jaati hoon dair ho gae hay keh ker baji ne bra aur kameez pehni aur mere lips per good night kiss kia aur chali gaeen...

Next day when I come back from school main seedha baji k room main gaya lakin baji bath main theen I call her she reply from bath room and ask me the reason I said baji jaldi se door open kerain mujhe aap se kaam hay baji ne kaha main abhi aati hoon main ne kaha nahi baji jaldi kerain please baji ghabra gaeen aur kaha door open hay come in and when I entered in bath what I saw wow what a beauty baji pishi ker rahi theen lakin unhoon ne kameez ka paloo apne aagay ker dia aur main baji k pass gaya aur samne baith gaya baji ne kaha kia baat hay ghabaray huay kiun thay tum main ne kaha baji wo na keh ker kameez ka palo uthaya aur baji ki behti phuddi ko dekh ker kaha ye dekhne aaya tha baji ne hans ker kaha sharam kero chalo niklo bahar kahin koi aa na jaye...

Main utha bahar aanay laga to dekha room main meri choti sister Rani khari thi main jaldi se wapis bath main aa gaya aur baji se ishara kia k chup rahain baji samajh gaeen aur isharay se kaha dekha jo dar tha wahi hua khair baji utheen aur shalwar pehn li k Rani ne awaz di appi kahan hain baji ne kaha main naha rahi hoon abhi aati hoon Rani ne kaha ok main wait ker rahi hoon aap naha lain...

Reema: bas wo wahin baith gae hay ab kia kerain. Baji aap jain main yahin rukta hoon..