पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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fter 1 hour main ne sara kaam khatam ker lia aur baji se kaha koi kaam to nahi hay aap ko...

Unhoon ne kaha hay lakin kia baat hay batao mujhe...

Main ne kaha baji aik baat puchoon she reply haan pooch main ne kaha baji kal raat maza aaya tha sach sach batain mujhe to bahut maza aaya tha aur abhi tak nahi bhula saka waqfe waqfe se yaad aata hay jab wo scene jab aap ne mujhe kiss kia tha uuuffff pagal ho jata hoon main...

Reema: bhai please wo baat na kaho mujhe sharam aati hay kal pata nahi mujhe kia ho gaya tha lakin baad main main ne socha ye ghalat hay so don't think about that and leave that also forget what we did last night please...

Kiun baji kia hua aap ko acha nahi laga ya main ne koi ghalti ki I mean bina ijazat liye aap k boobay pakray us baat se naraz hain kia aap???

Aur dekha baji sharama rahi hain koi jawab nahi dia aur khisak ker peeche ho gaeen un k aisa kerne se un ki shalwar bhi neeche ho gae aur main ne dekha to aaj underwear nahi tha to main ne poocha...

Baji aap k periods khatam ho gaye hain kia?

Wo hairan ho ker sochne lagi aur achanak side per dekha to un ki shalwar neeche hui hui thi to hans ker kaha tum bahut smart ho Lucky...

Haan kahtam ho gae hain to tumhain us se kia matlab...

Baji batain kiun nahi kerain gay ab kiun na sochoon kiun bhool jaoon kal wali haseen raat batain please maza aaya tha ya nahi...

Bhai please haan aaya tha maza lakin ye theek nahi hay bhai behn main so please forget that ab bas hum bhai behn hain aur dost bhi sirf batain no more please...

Me: baji please acha jitna raat kia tha utna hi kia kerain gay us se ziyada nahi I promise please na rokain mujhe yaqeen kerain maza aaye ga kuch nahi hota pleaseee....

Keh ker main baji k pass baith gaya aur baji ki tang per apna hath rakha aur aram se sehlanay laga baji ne mera hath pakra aur ghusay se kaha...

Reema: lucky kaha na aik bar k kuch nahi kerna chalo jao apne room main...

Main roti shakal bana ker ok baji theek hay nahi kerna na kerain lakin main aaj k baad aap se kabhi baat nahi keroon ga mujhe yaqeen ho gaya hay k main aap ko zara bhi pyara nahi hoon werna itna sa kerne main kia ho jata koi baat nahi main jaa raha hoon aur aik bar room se chala gaya to kabhi nahi aoon ga aagay aap ki merzi... keh ker main utha aur bahar aanay laga lakin aram se ye sch ker k baji bulain gi lakin my bad luck...