पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

[neerathemall]

Ander se Reema ka dil bhi ker raha tha k us ka bhai us ko private parts per touch karay lakin darr rahi thi is liye dil ki nahi maani aur mana kertri rahi...

Baji mujhe samajh main nahi aa raha akhir problem kia hay jab batain ker rahay hain ker saktay hain to touch kiun nahi kia burae hay us main main miss ko bhi to touch kerta hoon un ko jab kuch nahi hota to aap ko kia ho ga pleaseeeeeeeee....

Reema: acha theek hay pehle utho door lock kero aur wapis aao...

Main ne door lock kia aur baji k sath baith gaya phir main ne kaha keroon touch aap ko aur kahan kahan keroon aap batain gi ya jahan mera dil karay????

Nahi ziyada smart na bano bas jahan miss ko touch kerte ho wahin kero aur kahin nahi werna main ye bhi nahi kerne doon gi ok...

Me acha baba theek hay lakin miss ki terha khari to ho jain aap ko ker k dikhaoon k kaisay kerte hain miss k sath keh ker main ne baji ko khara kia aur bed k sath khara ker dia aur khud un k peeche aa ker khara ho gaya....

Baji thori si jhuk jain jaisya miss khari hoti hain cheezain dene k liye usi terha khari ho jain. Baji thori si jhuki aur kaha theek hay...

Main ne baji ki gand per hath rakha aur kaha is ko zara bahar nikalain bas thora sa aur jhukain aur un ko jhuka ker khara kia aur kaha ok baji ab start keroon shuru se???