पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

[neerathemall]

Pehli bar jab meri bari aae to sab ne kaha jao yaar maza kero miss ki gand ka main ander se bahut dara hua tha lakin sab ne force kia to main aagay barha aur jaa ker miss k peeche khara ho gaya miss k pass bahut bachay thay is liye wo un ko cheezain dene main lagi hui theen main ne apna aik hath miss ki gand per rakha darr bhi raha tha kaanp bhi raha tha lakin jab mera hath miss ki gand ko touch hua tab mujhe acha lagne laga aur mere lun main harkat honay lagi pehle bar mera lun khara ho raha tha wo bhi jab miss ki gand ko touch ker raha tha.