पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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maine use chaatna shoro kar diaya.Mere chate hi didi ki awanein nikalne lagi"aahh ueeeee margayeee aahh or thoda or chaato."Main ne didi ki choot ko 10 minute tak chata Didi ne kaha "mein jahdne waali hoon" Main ne kaha" Main sab paani peene ko tayaar hoon"or kuch der mein didi discharge hogayee.Ab didi uthee or mere lund ko phir se choosne lagi ab meine didi ke munh se apna lun nikala or unkee choot ki taraf badh gaya. Didi ki choot geeli ho chuki thee.Main ne apne lund per zor diya or vo thoda under chala gaya.Didi ke monh se awaz nikal padi "dheere tohda dheere"Main ek minute roka or phir doosre jhatke mein poora lund didi ki choot mein daal diya or zoor zoor se didi ko chodne laga jab didi ko chod raha tha us samay didi ke ball jis tarah se hil rahe the vo muje or uttejit kar rahi the ki or jor jor se chodon.20 minute baad mein jahadne wala tha maine didi poocha"Paani ander girdon yah bahar?"Didi boli "Tere jijaji to bacha dene se rahe tera hi mujeh mil jay to as hai"Kuch secund baad mein didi ke ander hi jhad gaya.Us din mein ne didi to 4 martaba choda or didi bhi bauhat khosh hogyee. Lekin phir boli tere jijoo kal shaaam mein aajainge phir humein mouka kahan milenga. Us ke baad maine didi ko bus stand per theek shaam ke 7baje choda or khud bhi ghar ki taraf chala. Raat mein 09:30 ko Jijajee ka phone ayaa ke unki mumy ki tabyat kuch kharab hai isliye vo kuch idno ke baad bombay ainge. Yeh soonte hi didi ke chehre par ek chamak see aagee. Didi ne Jijaji se poocha ke vo vahaan aajaye to jijaji ne kaha ke unki sister vahaan ayee hoee hein. Main didi ko dekar samajh gaya ke voo bouhat khoosh ho gaee hai. Kuch der baad main kitchen mein gaya or didi se kaha kal mumy or pitaji pooja mein jaane walein hain tum kuch bhi kar ke rook jana mein dopehar mein ghar aajaoon ga. Doosre din subha main apne doston ke saateh chale gaya or teek 12:30 ko ghar par phone kiya to didi ne bataya ke mumy or pitaji bas dus pandrah minute mein ghar se nikalne wale hain. Yeh soonte hi mein ne doston se kaha ke mein ghar jaarah hoon Mumy or pitaji ko bahar jana hai or didi ghar par akelee hai. Main ne apnee bike start ki or ghar ki taraf chalpada. Building ke neeche ponhach kar main ne dekha to didi khiki mein khadi meri rah dekh rahi thee or mujeh building ke neeche dekh kar bouhat khoosh hogee. Main ne jab bell bajyee to darwaza khool gaya jab main ander aayaa to didi ne dovar jaldi se band kar diya main ne palat ker dekha to didi ne poore kapde utaar diye the or vo bouhat khobsorat lag rahi thi. Didi ko iss avastha mein dekh kar mera lund ek dum se khada ho gaya. Didi ne apne tapte hoye hoonteh mere honto pe rak diye or main didi ki chochiyoan ko dabane laga.Didi ne mere Tshirt utar diya or phir belt bhi khol diya. main ne apne hatoon se paint utaardi or didi ko apni banhoon mein uthaa kar bedroon mein legya. Didi apna ek hath meri chadhi mein dal kar mere lund ko sehla rahi thi. Ab didi ne poocha"Khana khaya yaa nahi" main ne toorant uttar diya"Abhi tumhari choot ko chaaton ga to pet bhar jayega" Didi ne kaha khali pet kaise choud payega" Main ne kaha"Choud kar pet bhar jayega" Didi ne kaha pehle khana khale phir choudna" Main ne kaha pahle ek round he jaye phir khana khaloonga". us samay tak didi meri under ware utar choki thee or phir unhon ne mere lund ko choosna shoro kar diya.