पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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Main ne bathroom main kapde change kiye or lungi baniyan main khana khane baith gaya.Mere samne didi khana parosne ke liye baithi thi.Jab didi chawal per machli-kadi dal rahi thi to didi ka dupatta plate main gir gaya or meri nazar seedhi didi ke ubharon par padi. Didi ke nighty ka gala kafi bada tha jis ki waja se didi ke aadhe aadhe ball baahar aarahe the.Yeh dekh kar achanak mera lund khada ho gay tha or didi ne dekh liya ke main use chopane ki koshish kar raha hoon. Didi ke monh se hansi nikal gayee or wo dupatta dhone bathroom main chali gayee.Bad main jab vo phir parosne baithi to dupata side main rakh diya.Khate khate phir achank meri nazar didi ke ball par padi is bar didi ne jaan boojh ke nighty ke dono batan khule rakhe the. Didi ke ball dekhne ke bad mujh se khana nahi khaya jarah tha. Main ne khana adhura choda or haath dhone jaraha tha to didi ne kha"khana nahi khasakta hai to doodh peelay"or yeh bol kar vo hansne lagi.Main ne didi ka ishara samajh gaya.Main ne did ki taraf dekha or kha "Doodh peenay ka to bohut dill kar raha hai".Jis per didi ne khan "to kisne roka hai".Yeh sone ke bad main ne hall main dekha to Mumy or pitaji so rahe the main ne beech ka darvaza band kar diya jis se idhar ki awaz udha nahi jai.main ne didi ka haath pakda or us ko bathroom ke kone main le gaya.