पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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Jab didi ne mujeh dekha to ghabra gayee.Didi ko pura nanga dekh kar mera lund ek dum khada ho gaya.Mainne raat main Lungi pehni hoee thi. Lungi main ubhar ko didi ne dekh liya per unhon kuch nahi kha. Jeejajee us waqt befam so rahe the. Doosre din Sunday tha sab log kafi late uthe taqreeban 11:30am ko sab log nashta kar rahe the to Pitaji ne Jijaji ko pooch"Beta nind to ache se ayee'. to jijaji ne Jawab diya"Haan main to bistar main girte hi sogay. Bad mein main or jijaji bazar se kuch saman lene gaye or raat ke saade aath baje lot kar aayein. Sunday ka din to beet gaya lekin meri aankohn se saturday raat ko vo manzar hat taa nahi tha sunday ki raat hum ne jaldi khan khaliya kiunke jijaji ko Subha Bangalore ke liye train pakadni thi.Raat ko takriban 1.30am didi ki Aah aah ki awaz ane lagi. Awaz kafi dheere dheere aarahi thi. Mumy ao pitaji donoo so gaye the lakin meri ti neend haram hogayee thi.Main ne chop chap uh kar dekh do phir didi apni dono ungliyun se kam chala rahi thi or jijajee soye thee. Doosre din subha jijaji aur main saath main station ponch gaye jijajee ko Train main bitha ke main college ke doton ke sath ghomne chala gaya. Raat ghar aate aate 12:30 bajgaye the main jab ghar poncha to mumy or pitaji doono sorahe the. Main jab darwaza khatkhtane gaya to didi ne jaldi se darwaza khol diya taake darwaze ki awaz koi uth na jai.