पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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Preeti -- aray kuch nai hoga yahin to rahana hai( vandana botel lay aai aur rahul nay sab kay glass main thodi thodi wisky dali aur hum pinay lagay test thoda sa kadwa tha per pitay gaye fir aur thodi si wisky pee mujhay aur vandana ko wisky chad gai rahul normal tha. Main tangay uper ker kay baith gai mujhay ye bhi pata nahi chala ki meri chut dikh rahi hai vandana ko bhi chadh gai main baithay baithay hi sonay lagi rahul mere pas aaya aur mujhay poocha ki kaya main theek hoon?

Main boli ki pata nahi aur main uskay galay main bahain dal kay boli ki tum mujh say sadi kerna chatay ho na?

Rahul --haan kerna chata hoon kaya tum nahi chati ho?

Preeti- main bhi chati hoon per abhi nahi ek sal aur intazar karo uskay bad

Rahul- ek sal q?

Preti- q ki ek sal main tumhari anukri bhi lag jayegi tab karoongi sadi.

Rahul-ok theek hai per payar to ho hi sakta hai na?

Preeti- haan q nahi main kab mana ki hoon ( main dono bahain failai aur boli) karo payar jitna kerna hai( rahul mujhay god main utah liye aur bola ki yahin karoon ya kamray main?

Preeti- jahan karo ab to main tumhari hoon

Rahul vandana hai yahann mere kamray main chalo.

Preeti- tab to main yahin karoongi tumsay payar kaya hua vandana hai to mujhay koi problem nahi hai.

Vandana- mujhay bhi nahi hai( aur main rahul kay god say uter ker usay kiss kernay lagi rahul hadbada sa gaya q ki uski bahen kay samnay hi main usay kiss ker rahi thi per fir bhi usnay sath diya aur mujhay kiss kernay laga.

Main uskay shorts main hath dal ker uskay lund ko paker li wo mere hothoon say hoth hata ker bola please ye yahn nahi per main uski kahan sunnay wali thi main zid per ad gai ki main yahin karoongi aur hath main uska lund pakray rahi aur masaltay rahi vandana humay dekh rahi thi aur uski aankoon main bhi sex ki bhookh jag gai thi

Rahul meri chuchioon ko paker liya aur masalnay laga sayed usay bhi chadh gai thi ant main bola mujhay koi taklif nahi hai main janta hoon tum dono ko ki meri blue movie ki c.d dekhti hoon aur dono lesbiean ho.

Vandana- accha to tum jantay ho kaisay?

Rahul- main kai bar dekha hoon. Mujhay to lagta hai tum dono chudwati bhi hogi kisi say?

Preeti- han tum nahi chodogay to kaya koi bhi nahi chodayga kaya?

Rahul- mujhay pahalay pata hota to main chodta per khair ab bhi kuch nahi bigda hai

Preeti -- to kaya apni bahen ko mauka nahi dogay tumhara lund dekhnay ka?

Rahul mujhay kaya aapatti hai dekhnay do

Preeti- aaja vandana tera sapna such ho gaye hai aaj, dekh lay apnay bhai ka lund aur mujhay chutay huye bhi dekh lay samnay say

Vandana aai aur mere sath khadi ho gai fir meri nighty utari

Preeti- meri to utar di apnay bhai ka utar aur uska lund meri chut main dal

Rahul -- aa khol meri shorts aur mera under wear bahut dino say mera bhi aisa hi kuch khwab tah ki vandana mere kapday urary

Vandana -- laoo main utar deti hoon

Aur vandana ghutno kay bal baith gai main nagi sofa per dher ho gai ek tang utha kay fir vandana nay rahul ki shorts khich ker utari uska lund jo ki under wear main tambu banaye tha usko dekh ker khush ho gai fir under wear ko bhi khich ker nichay ki rahul ka lund spring ki tarah nichay say uper aaya

Vandana uskay lund ko dekhti rahi fir hath main lay ker boli ki aaj to real main maja aayega fir wo uth khadi hui tab tak main apni chut per ungali fer rahi thi

Preeti- rahul ab tum bhi vandana kay kapday utaro

Rahul -jaror aur utaroonga aakhir ais amauka kahan milta hai

Rahul nay vandana ki nighty uper utha ker khol di vandana ab sirf panty main thi rahul uski gol gol chuchion ko dekh raha tha aur fir ghutno kay bal baith gaya aur panty utari vandana ki clean chut samnay aagai usay dekh ker rahul kay lund main pani aany laga wo uth ker mere pas aaya aur

Rahul- ab raha nahi ja raha hai