पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

[neerathemall]

Vandana-Main sadi ajay say to ab ker nahi sakti hoon q ki sab jantay hain ki main usay bhaiya bolti hoon per koi aisa mil jaye jo mujhsay sadi bhi ker lay aur majay bhi laynay day to bat banjayegi,

Preeti- theek hai tu bhu dhundh aur main bhi aisa ladka dekhti hoon aur rahi rahul ki bat to main usay chudwa loongi taki thoda thanda pad jaye.

Vandana -- Wah kab kahan?

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Preeti ye to tujhay hi kerna padayga tere ger main hikabhi aisa mauka ho to batana,

Vandana- papa to chalay jatain hai per mummy gher main rahati hai usay kahin bhej doon to?

Preeti- theek rahayga aur gher main koi nahi rahayga to chudwanay ka maja bhi aayega. Aur tujhay apnay bhai ka lund bhi deknay milayga mujhay apnay bhai say chudtay hue dekhaygi

Vandana- haan theek hai main mummy ko kahin bhejti hon usay mausi kay yahn bhej deti hoon ke do dino kay liye aur tu mere gher aker rah lay do din q ki ager mummy jayegi to papa bhi jayengay fir hum teeno maja karingay.

Preeti- per tujhay mere gher main bolna padayga ki main tere gher main 2 din rahoongi tab meri