पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

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ai apni zuban ko tezi se us ki choot k ander ghumaney laga kabhi us ki choot ke daaney ko munh mai le kar chusney lagta. wo madhosh ho rahi thi, phir 15 minute choot chatwaney k baad wo discharge ho gaii, mai ne us ki choot ka sara pani saaf kia, wo zuban se pehli baar discharge huii thi is liye wo madhosh si ho gaii or us k poorey jism mai kapkapi taari ho gaii, us ne mere munh or zor se choot mai daba diya, phir jab wo kuch theek huii to wahan se neechey huwii mai ne kaha janeman maza aaya? wo boli k aisa maza to aaj tak nahi aaya mujhe ye tum ne kahan se seekha? mai bola bas mai janta hon k larkion ki kamzori kia hai, wo hansney lagi, ab mai ne kaha k ab mujhe bhi is ka badla do wo boli wo kaisey? mai ne kaha k mera lun chos k, wo pehle to na na karti rahi lakin phir aakhir maan hi gaii. or us ne pehle mere lun pe kiss kia phir us k top pe zuban pher k dekhi jab usey laga k itna bura nahi hai to us ne munh mai daal lia or lollypop ki tarha chusney lag gaii, mujhe bohat maza aa raha tha mai ankhein band kiye leta raha, phir kuch der baad mai ne usey roka or kaha k ab ham asli chudaii kartey hain, tumharey husband ne jo chudaii ki wo to sirf trailer tha asli chudai aaj tumhe kar k dikhaon ga, wo tyaar ho gaii kehney lagi meri choot to kab se pyaasi hai aaj chod do mujhe jam k, mai ne usey seedha litaya or us ki tangey side pe kar k us ki choot per apna lun rakh k ragarney laga wo dar si gaii, kehney lagi araam se dalna bohat dard ho ga, mai ne kaha aik dafa dard ho ga phir to maza hi maza hai, phir mai ne aahista se apna lun us ki choot pe rakha or aik dhakka mara, lun ka top ander chala gya, zunaira ki cheekh nikal gaii, wo kehney lagi bahir nikalo jaldi bohat pain ho rahi lakin mai ne aik na suni, mai ne phir aik zor se jhatka mara or lun sara ka sara ander daal diya or is se pehle ke us ki cheekh nikley mai ne jaldi se us k honton pe hont rakh diye or kiss karney lag gya.