पुरानी हिन्दी की मशहूर कहनियाँ

[neerathemall]

meri najar unke blouse ke upar do khule huye hook ke taraf tha kyon ki waha se dono chuchiya ke bich kaa bhaag dikhai de raha tha, sach puchho doston mujhe to sihran ho rahi thi, lag raha tha main unke chooch ko dabaa du, meri jawani bhi fadfadaa rahi thi, bhabhi boli kyon ji ab batao kyaa bol rahe the, maine kaha kuchh nahi bhabhi ji younhi aapka haal chaal puch raha the to wo kahne lagi kaisa rahege ek shadi shuda ladki jiski shadi huye abhi ek mahine hi huye hai aur pati door dilli me hai. maine kaha haa bhabhi ye baat to hai, to maine kaha aap bhi kyon nahi chale gaye. to bhabhi boli, main abhi nahi jaa sakti, main ek saal baad jaungi tab tak wo apnaa arrangment sahi tarah se kar lenge. phir baat chit kaa silsilaa chalaa, uske baad bhabhi boli aapki koi girl friend hai ki nahi maine kaha nahi bhabhi abhi main sirf
padhai par dhyaan de raha hu, to bhabhi boli are apni jawani kyon kharab kar rahe ho, pataa lo kisi ladki ko thok do usko, kyaa bataun doston main to hairaan rah gaya unki baaton ko sunkar, maine kaha nahi ji, main aisa nahi kar sakta to wo boli kyon, aapkaa khada nahi hot, maine kaha bhabhi aap bahoot hi gandi gadni baa kar rahe
ho, main jaata hu, aur main kamre se nikalne lagaa, wo darwaje pe baith gai, main jaise hi nikalne lagaa, wo mere lauda ko choo di, unke chhute hi main piche ho gaya, par tab tak der ho chuki thi, unke chhune se mera land khada ho gaya. ab main apne land ko shant karne ki koshish karne lagaa, par hua nahi kyon ki bhabhi apnaa aanchal niche gira di thi aur unki dono chuchiyan aadha dikhai de raha tha, unki gore jism ko dekhkar main paagarl ho gaya, ab mera bhi man karne lagaa unko sparsh karne kaa, phir main jaane ko koshish karne lagaa, bhabhi phir se mere land ko chhui, iss baar maine bhi unko chuchi ko chhune ki koshish ki, par wo waha se bhaag gai aur kamre ke kone me chali gai, main bhi unke pichhe bhaaga aur pakadne lagaa,