01-01-2021, 06:11 PM
"Rajni!! What a surprise! Aaao andar ao!". Nanad aur bhabhi gale mil lete hain aur andar jaane lage, samaan samet.
Bhari dophar me, nanad aur bhabhi AC on karke, hall pe beth jaate hain aur Vinita besharmo ki tarah apne nanad ko upar se niche tak dekhti gayi. Rajni yeh bhamp leti hain aur apne bhabhi ki aur dekhke bol pari "Vaise bhabhi, aap itne gaur se kya dekhi jaa rahi hain?. Vinita ek juice ka glass aage karte huye boli "Kuch khaas nahi, bas dekh rahi hoon ke meri nanad rani kuch zyada hi moti ho gayi hain!". Yeh sunke Rajni sharma gayi, aur dhire se boli "dhatt, itni bhi nahi hui hoon!". Vinite lekin is vakt bilkul uske piche pad gayi ekdum se "kyonji! bhabhi ched nahi sakta kya??? vaise jin jin hisso pe motapa aani hai, vahi ayi hai!" yeh kehte vakt Vinita ki ishara Rajni ki madmast gaand aur sudol jaangho par thi.
Rajni bhi kuch kam nahi thi, usne bhi counter attack kiya foran "vaiiiseee bhabhiii dearest!!! moti to aap bhi lag rahi ho! lagta hai bhayiaa ne kaafi khayal rakha hai aapka!" itna kehna tha ke Rajni ek chikoti kat gayi Vinita ke lachak kamar par. Ek halka phatka voh bhi apne nanad ke pith par maar deti hain "Oyee, bas bhi kar! varna kaccha chaba jaungi ekdin!" yeh aakhri lavz maano kuch saaf saaf kahin gayi thi, jiska vajut Rajni ko samajh hi nahi ayi. Khair, apni kamar matkate huye Rajni fresh hone bathroom chali jaati hain aur uski yeh lachak dekhkar, Vinita khud se kehti hain "Ghodi hai to kamal ki, iska ashwamedhyagna karne me maza aayegi!" itni sochke, voh khud hans deti hain. Nahane ke vakt, Rajni normally thodi chedchar karti thi apni madmast jism ke saath, aur aaj bhi koi nayi baat to nahi thi. Jab bathtub me voh let gayi, to tub ke tilo par apni moti gaand ghisti hui aaram se apni puri jism par sabun malne lag jaati hain. "Kya bhabhi aur bhayiya bathroom me bhi shararat karte honge?" yeh sochte sochte uski bur geeli hone lagi aur shower ke handle se aye phunware ko seedhe apni bur pe thaup di. "aaaahhhhhhhh mazaaa agaayaa sach me!" aise karti hui, bari pyar se voh nahane lagi aur sabun ke jaaghe kabhi uski jaango ko, kabhi pairo ko to kabhi uski halke halke mote stan ko bhigoti gayi. Jab bahaar nikli, to gulabi towel me uski jism dekhne layak thi. Foran kamre me jaake ek tshirt aur pajama pehn li aur ek tez khushbu sunghke seedhe dining room me "hmmmm bhabhiii kya ban rahi hai????". "Matar paneer! ajao betho!" badi matkani ada ke saath Vinita boli. Jald hi nanad bhabhi khaana khaake baagh pe tehelne jaate hain. "Vaise bhayia ke bina, aapka vakt kaise guzarta hai?" ek lut ke saath khelti hui Rajni boli. "Insaano me research karti hoon! aur kya" aise hi bol di Vinita aur hans pari apni nanad ki expressions dekhkar. "Are laado, main ek article likh rahi hoon Human Evolution par, aur iske liye manav jaati ke pragati ke upar, bas research karni padti hain aur kya!". "Woops, bahut pyas lagi hai, paani peeke aati hoon abhi!" itni kehke Rajni rasoi ki aur bhaag jaati hain aur uski matakti hui gaand dekhne lagi Vinita.
Paani peete vakt Rajni ki nazar khidki par thi, jahaan koi use gaur se dekhe jaa raha tha. Yeh vohi tantrik tha, jo kuch din pehle Rajesh ko mila tha. Rajni baar baar dekhke jaa rahi thi ke tantrik uski aur dekhker, kuch ishaare kiye jaa raha tha. Kuch gharbati hui Rajni sochne lagi ke shayad koi budha tharki hoga, jo aaam taur pe ek jawan ladki par line maar raha tha. Ghusse me, khidki ki kanch kholke, voh bhadak pari "oyeeee, jao yaha se!!! tharki saala! get lost you fu....". Tabhi Vinita ki awaaz ayi "Oye, kisse baat kar rahi hai??". Apni bhabhi ki aur Rajni mudi ki voh tantrik us daayan ke aate hi, vaha se khisak jaata hain. Vinita ko jab Rajni us buddhe ki baat batati hain to sab jante huye bhi Vinita anjaan banke time pass karti hain "Tujhe dekhke to buddho ka bhi....". "ka bhi kyaa???" sharamakar Rajni boli. Besharam banke Vinita uske kaan me jaake dhire se boli "are buddho ka bhi lund khada hota hoga, meri chammo!". Is baat se Rajni ki bur geeli hone lagi aur voh apni hont kant deti hain "cheee bhabhi! aap ek number ke voh ho!" aur voh bhaag jaati hain. Is ada pe Vinita has pari aur khud ko boli "Bilkul chulbuli ladki hai! jo yagna me kaam ayegi!".
Shaam ka samay :
Ghar ki ghanti bajta hain aur Rajesh ki nazar ek kamsin ladki par. "Bhayyyiyaaa!!" seedhe jaake Rajni apne bhai ke gale lag gayi aur Rajesh bhi use gale laga deta hain "wow Rajni! tu to kaafi moti ho gayi hai!" itna kehke, Rajesh tie loose karte huye andar aa gaya. "Khushi me moti ho gayi hoon shayad! vaiseee... I think I look sexy! kya kehto ho?" ek pose deti hui Rajni boli. Ab behn ho na ho, lekin tight pajame me apni gaand aur kamar lehrati hui ladki ko dekhkar Rajesh ka lund thoda uthne laga aur jee me aaya, vahi haath deke masalde. Bina kuch bole, voh khade khade apni behn ko upar se niche dekh hi raha tha ke tabhi "VVVVooooooooooooooohhh" karta hua Bittu daud aaya apne haath me ek plane liye aur chilla utha "Bua!!!!! mera plane dekho!!! voooooo". "So cuteeee Bittu! chalo aapke kamre me chalte hain!" Gaand ko matkati hui Rajni Bittu ke saath chali gayi aur aise me Rajesh ke pith par ek thapki aa gaya "kyon behn ki jawani pe hi fida hogaye kya??".
"Nnnnahiii... aisa kuch nahi!" sharma gaya Rajesh, lekin Vinita uske pant ke ubhar ki aur saaf saaf dekh rahi thi. "Aapke chote bhai sahab ne sach ugal bhi diya! aur aap hai ke nautanki kar rahe hain!" ada ke saath Vinita boli aur us ubhar ko masal di halke se. Uff, aise mauke me Rajesh kamuk to ho hi utha, lekin behn ki khair karke, raat tak rukna hi munsasib samjha. Jawab me usne bhi Vinita ki ek moti stan daba di halke se "Iska badla to lunga main!". Aankhen dikhaye Vinita bhi boli "Yudh kubul hai sarkar!" aur aankh maar leti hain.
Bhari dophar me, nanad aur bhabhi AC on karke, hall pe beth jaate hain aur Vinita besharmo ki tarah apne nanad ko upar se niche tak dekhti gayi. Rajni yeh bhamp leti hain aur apne bhabhi ki aur dekhke bol pari "Vaise bhabhi, aap itne gaur se kya dekhi jaa rahi hain?. Vinita ek juice ka glass aage karte huye boli "Kuch khaas nahi, bas dekh rahi hoon ke meri nanad rani kuch zyada hi moti ho gayi hain!". Yeh sunke Rajni sharma gayi, aur dhire se boli "dhatt, itni bhi nahi hui hoon!". Vinite lekin is vakt bilkul uske piche pad gayi ekdum se "kyonji! bhabhi ched nahi sakta kya??? vaise jin jin hisso pe motapa aani hai, vahi ayi hai!" yeh kehte vakt Vinita ki ishara Rajni ki madmast gaand aur sudol jaangho par thi.
Rajni bhi kuch kam nahi thi, usne bhi counter attack kiya foran "vaiiiseee bhabhiii dearest!!! moti to aap bhi lag rahi ho! lagta hai bhayiaa ne kaafi khayal rakha hai aapka!" itna kehna tha ke Rajni ek chikoti kat gayi Vinita ke lachak kamar par. Ek halka phatka voh bhi apne nanad ke pith par maar deti hain "Oyee, bas bhi kar! varna kaccha chaba jaungi ekdin!" yeh aakhri lavz maano kuch saaf saaf kahin gayi thi, jiska vajut Rajni ko samajh hi nahi ayi. Khair, apni kamar matkate huye Rajni fresh hone bathroom chali jaati hain aur uski yeh lachak dekhkar, Vinita khud se kehti hain "Ghodi hai to kamal ki, iska ashwamedhyagna karne me maza aayegi!" itni sochke, voh khud hans deti hain. Nahane ke vakt, Rajni normally thodi chedchar karti thi apni madmast jism ke saath, aur aaj bhi koi nayi baat to nahi thi. Jab bathtub me voh let gayi, to tub ke tilo par apni moti gaand ghisti hui aaram se apni puri jism par sabun malne lag jaati hain. "Kya bhabhi aur bhayiya bathroom me bhi shararat karte honge?" yeh sochte sochte uski bur geeli hone lagi aur shower ke handle se aye phunware ko seedhe apni bur pe thaup di. "aaaahhhhhhhh mazaaa agaayaa sach me!" aise karti hui, bari pyar se voh nahane lagi aur sabun ke jaaghe kabhi uski jaango ko, kabhi pairo ko to kabhi uski halke halke mote stan ko bhigoti gayi. Jab bahaar nikli, to gulabi towel me uski jism dekhne layak thi. Foran kamre me jaake ek tshirt aur pajama pehn li aur ek tez khushbu sunghke seedhe dining room me "hmmmm bhabhiii kya ban rahi hai????". "Matar paneer! ajao betho!" badi matkani ada ke saath Vinita boli. Jald hi nanad bhabhi khaana khaake baagh pe tehelne jaate hain. "Vaise bhayia ke bina, aapka vakt kaise guzarta hai?" ek lut ke saath khelti hui Rajni boli. "Insaano me research karti hoon! aur kya" aise hi bol di Vinita aur hans pari apni nanad ki expressions dekhkar. "Are laado, main ek article likh rahi hoon Human Evolution par, aur iske liye manav jaati ke pragati ke upar, bas research karni padti hain aur kya!". "Woops, bahut pyas lagi hai, paani peeke aati hoon abhi!" itni kehke Rajni rasoi ki aur bhaag jaati hain aur uski matakti hui gaand dekhne lagi Vinita.
Paani peete vakt Rajni ki nazar khidki par thi, jahaan koi use gaur se dekhe jaa raha tha. Yeh vohi tantrik tha, jo kuch din pehle Rajesh ko mila tha. Rajni baar baar dekhke jaa rahi thi ke tantrik uski aur dekhker, kuch ishaare kiye jaa raha tha. Kuch gharbati hui Rajni sochne lagi ke shayad koi budha tharki hoga, jo aaam taur pe ek jawan ladki par line maar raha tha. Ghusse me, khidki ki kanch kholke, voh bhadak pari "oyeeee, jao yaha se!!! tharki saala! get lost you fu....". Tabhi Vinita ki awaaz ayi "Oye, kisse baat kar rahi hai??". Apni bhabhi ki aur Rajni mudi ki voh tantrik us daayan ke aate hi, vaha se khisak jaata hain. Vinita ko jab Rajni us buddhe ki baat batati hain to sab jante huye bhi Vinita anjaan banke time pass karti hain "Tujhe dekhke to buddho ka bhi....". "ka bhi kyaa???" sharamakar Rajni boli. Besharam banke Vinita uske kaan me jaake dhire se boli "are buddho ka bhi lund khada hota hoga, meri chammo!". Is baat se Rajni ki bur geeli hone lagi aur voh apni hont kant deti hain "cheee bhabhi! aap ek number ke voh ho!" aur voh bhaag jaati hain. Is ada pe Vinita has pari aur khud ko boli "Bilkul chulbuli ladki hai! jo yagna me kaam ayegi!".
Shaam ka samay :
Ghar ki ghanti bajta hain aur Rajesh ki nazar ek kamsin ladki par. "Bhayyyiyaaa!!" seedhe jaake Rajni apne bhai ke gale lag gayi aur Rajesh bhi use gale laga deta hain "wow Rajni! tu to kaafi moti ho gayi hai!" itna kehke, Rajesh tie loose karte huye andar aa gaya. "Khushi me moti ho gayi hoon shayad! vaiseee... I think I look sexy! kya kehto ho?" ek pose deti hui Rajni boli. Ab behn ho na ho, lekin tight pajame me apni gaand aur kamar lehrati hui ladki ko dekhkar Rajesh ka lund thoda uthne laga aur jee me aaya, vahi haath deke masalde. Bina kuch bole, voh khade khade apni behn ko upar se niche dekh hi raha tha ke tabhi "VVVVooooooooooooooohhh" karta hua Bittu daud aaya apne haath me ek plane liye aur chilla utha "Bua!!!!! mera plane dekho!!! voooooo". "So cuteeee Bittu! chalo aapke kamre me chalte hain!" Gaand ko matkati hui Rajni Bittu ke saath chali gayi aur aise me Rajesh ke pith par ek thapki aa gaya "kyon behn ki jawani pe hi fida hogaye kya??".
"Nnnnahiii... aisa kuch nahi!" sharma gaya Rajesh, lekin Vinita uske pant ke ubhar ki aur saaf saaf dekh rahi thi. "Aapke chote bhai sahab ne sach ugal bhi diya! aur aap hai ke nautanki kar rahe hain!" ada ke saath Vinita boli aur us ubhar ko masal di halke se. Uff, aise mauke me Rajesh kamuk to ho hi utha, lekin behn ki khair karke, raat tak rukna hi munsasib samjha. Jawab me usne bhi Vinita ki ek moti stan daba di halke se "Iska badla to lunga main!". Aankhen dikhaye Vinita bhi boli "Yudh kubul hai sarkar!" aur aankh maar leti hain.
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