01-01-2021, 06:11 PM
Phone ke uthte hi ek pyar si awaaz ayi "gooood morninnnggg bhayiiaaaa!!!!!!!" bilkul meethi si koyal si awaaz thi aur Rajesh hamesha ki tarah sunke khush ho gaya "Oyee basss, yeh bata tu kab aa pahuch rahi haii??". Behn ki awaaz se Rajesh ka subhah khil utha.
"Bhayiaahh message to mil gaya hoga aapko! hai na?" bade utsukhta se Rajni bol pari. "Lekin yeh to bata, ke kab??". "Yeh to surprise hai!!!! vaise bhabhi ko mat batayiyee, surprise rehga!!". Phone dusre taraf se cut ho jaata hai aur Rajesh kaafi khushi khushi nazar aane laga aur office jaane ke liye tayyar hone hi jaa raha tha ke tabhi bathroom khulta hain aur keval towel me lipti Vinita bahaar aajati hain. Sudol badan stan ki darar se leke niche keval jangho tak ek gulabi towel lipte dekh Rajesh phir ek baar rumani hone laga. Kamar lachkaye Vinita apne pati ke saamne aajaati hain "Kyon janaab, kuch zyada hi khush nazar aaa rahe hain aaj! kya baat hai?". Rajesh upar se niche apne patni ko dekhta hain aur bina kuch soche, bas apne biwi ko vaise hi avastha me gale laga leta hain "khush to main hoon! lekinnn yeh ek surprise haii!!". Vinita niche apne pati ki pajame ke ubhar ko masalta hain "kyon ji! koi sautan to nahi leke aa raha hain???". Rajesh bahut rumani hogaya aur bistar pe apne patni ke saath vaise hi let jaata hain aur pyar se dono ke dono gaal chum leta hain "tumhare hote, koi sautan ka sawal hi nahi uththa! baby". Dhire dhire Rajesh ka haath stan ke hisse pe towel ki gaanth par aake rukta hi hain, ke tabhi "papppaa!!!!!, late ho raha huuu!!!!" darwaze ki vaha Bittu khada milta hain, jo college uniform me ekdum se tayyar khada tha. Uske masoom aankhe dekhne layak tha, dono ko us mudra me dekhne se. Sharam ke maare Vinita uth beth jaati hain aur Rajesh ka utha hua lund bhi beth jaata hain "aaaree voohhh..... mmaaainn aaabhi aata hu!!! and manners Bittu! door knock karne ke liye kaha tha na tumko!" apna huliya thik karte huye, ek baap ke hasiyat se Rajesh bola. Bittu sar hilata hua vaha se chala gaya aur Vinita khilkhilane lagi aur Rajesh ready hone chala gaya. Khair, baar baar apne pati ke khushi ka karan janne ke liye utsukh, bina puche seedhe Rajesh ke phone tatolne lagi, tab jaake use pata chali ke karan kya hai. "To janab ki rani behna aa rahi hai! hmmmmmmm.........mazaaa ayega!". Yeh soch koi mamuli soch nahi thi, Vinita ke chehre pe jo khushi thi, voh nanad ki swagat ki nahi thi. Balki, yeh janne ke liye, hume kuch saal pehle jaana parega.
Kareeb 1000 saal pehle :
Insaani roop ke aane se pehle, junglo me kaafi had tak Daaayano ki kabza tha aur aise me Vinita bhi unme se ek thi. Apni nagn avastha me, aur daayano ki tarah, uska ek rakshas ke saath sangam ho chala tha aur unke sambhog ke samay ka koi seema nahi thi. Pahado me, vadiyo ka mazaa lete vakt, raat ke andhere me voh manchali daayan aur voh raubdaar rakshas lund aur choot ki milan me lage huye the ek din. "aaaahhhhhhhhhh uurrhhhhhh huuuuuuuhhhhhh" voh daayan baar baar siskiya nikalne lagi aur voh rakshas apne naag jaise lund ko uski hari rang ki bur me ghusedta gaya "aaerrghhhhhh lee aur leeeee" voh rakshas bare maze ke saath bol raha tha. Lekin jo un dono ko pata nahi tha, ke jis pahaadi ke upar unka sangam chal raha tha, usi ke andar ek rakshas yogi ka tapa chal raha tha. Siskiyon ki awaaz aur chudaii ki ghamasamta us rishi ko apne dhyan se bhatakne me kamyab raha aur voh ghusse me pahadi ke bahaar nikal jaata hain. Bade bade laal laal ankhein liye voh us daayan aur rakshas ka sambhog dekhne laga aur zor awaaz me garaj para "BASSS!!!!!! Bahut ho gaya yeh hungama!!! band karo yeh tamashhaa!!". Pareshani me voh rakshas aur daayan apne kriya band kar lete hain aur us rishi ki aur dekhne lage. Rakshasi rishiyo se to pura jungle khauff me rehte the, kyonki unke krodh ka koi ant nahi hota tha. "Huu hhhume maaaff kardena gurudevvv!! vvv vvoohh!" voh daayan bol pari, kyonki uski saathi kaafi ghusse me tha. Daayan ke saathi ke krodh dekhkar, voh rishi ki aankho me se aag ka leher ugal para aur voh rakshas raakh me bhasm ho gaya. "NAAAAhiiiiiii!!!!!!" Voh daayan khauff me aaa gayi aur krodh aur mayusi mile huye bhav se us rishi ki aur dekhne lagi. "murkh daayan!!! apne saathi ko to samjha nahi saki tu! ab agar tujhe sada jivit rehna hai, to ek kamsin ladki ka bali deni hogi!!!!". "Yeh kaam to main kabhi bhi kar saktii...." lekin uski baaton ko risi ne kaant liya bich me "puri baat to sun akal ki ankhi daayan!!! yeh kaam tujhe kareeb 1000 saal ke baad karni hogi! aur tab tak, kisi bhi rakshas ya pisaj ke saath teri sharirik rishta hai ho sakti!! SAMJHI!!!!". Rishi itna takatvar tha ke voh daayan kuch kar bhi nahi sakti thi, isliye mamla yeh hua ke 1000 saal tak, voh insaani roop me logo ki soshan aur katal karti rahi aur aakhir aaj itne saal baad, jab voh Vinita ki roop me thi, to ek shandaar mauka mil raha tha use, barso purane shrap se mukt hone ki.
Vapas vartaman me :
Purane is kisse ko yaad karke Vinita khushi se jhoom uthi aur bistar pe aaraam se let gayi. Rakshaso ke saath use sambhog kiye itne vakt ho chuke the, ke voh ab aur ruk nahi sakti thi. "Shikaar to mil gayi mujhe! Is Rajni rani ko botel me utarni hi paregi mujhe!" itni soch soch ke, ek halki neend me chali gayi.
Dekhte hi dekhte subah se dophar ho jaata hain aur achanak se darwaje ki ghanti baj utha. Vinita jo ghar ke kaam kaaj ke baad, kuch der tak aaram kar rahi thi, achanak se hi uth jaati hain "yeh is vakt kaun aaya bhala???". Jhat se darwaje ki aur voh jaane lagi aur khulte hi, uski aankhe chaudi ho gayi. Saamne uski ek behad jawan ladki khadi thi. Kaale mulayam baal jo pony me bandhe huye the aur chehre pe hirni si aankho ke saath saath taaze taaze gulabi rasile honth. Jism kuch had tak sudol thi, khaas karke stan aur jaangho ke hisse aur tight jeans me gaand bhi mast nazar aa rahe the uske. Lal t-shirt me voh ladki kayamat lag rahi thi aur uske muh we se foran nikal gayi "bhabhi!!! Helllooo???". Malmukdh hoke Vinita keval upar se niche use dekhe jaa rahi thi aur mann hi mann ek taazi jawan ladki ko shikaar banane me use mazaa bhi aane lagi. "Rajni!! What a surprise! Aaao andar ao!".
Nanad aur bhabhi gale mil lete hain aur andar jaane lage, samaan samet.
"Bhayiaahh message to mil gaya hoga aapko! hai na?" bade utsukhta se Rajni bol pari. "Lekin yeh to bata, ke kab??". "Yeh to surprise hai!!!! vaise bhabhi ko mat batayiyee, surprise rehga!!". Phone dusre taraf se cut ho jaata hai aur Rajesh kaafi khushi khushi nazar aane laga aur office jaane ke liye tayyar hone hi jaa raha tha ke tabhi bathroom khulta hain aur keval towel me lipti Vinita bahaar aajati hain. Sudol badan stan ki darar se leke niche keval jangho tak ek gulabi towel lipte dekh Rajesh phir ek baar rumani hone laga. Kamar lachkaye Vinita apne pati ke saamne aajaati hain "Kyon janaab, kuch zyada hi khush nazar aaa rahe hain aaj! kya baat hai?". Rajesh upar se niche apne patni ko dekhta hain aur bina kuch soche, bas apne biwi ko vaise hi avastha me gale laga leta hain "khush to main hoon! lekinnn yeh ek surprise haii!!". Vinita niche apne pati ki pajame ke ubhar ko masalta hain "kyon ji! koi sautan to nahi leke aa raha hain???". Rajesh bahut rumani hogaya aur bistar pe apne patni ke saath vaise hi let jaata hain aur pyar se dono ke dono gaal chum leta hain "tumhare hote, koi sautan ka sawal hi nahi uththa! baby". Dhire dhire Rajesh ka haath stan ke hisse pe towel ki gaanth par aake rukta hi hain, ke tabhi "papppaa!!!!!, late ho raha huuu!!!!" darwaze ki vaha Bittu khada milta hain, jo college uniform me ekdum se tayyar khada tha. Uske masoom aankhe dekhne layak tha, dono ko us mudra me dekhne se. Sharam ke maare Vinita uth beth jaati hain aur Rajesh ka utha hua lund bhi beth jaata hain "aaaree voohhh..... mmaaainn aaabhi aata hu!!! and manners Bittu! door knock karne ke liye kaha tha na tumko!" apna huliya thik karte huye, ek baap ke hasiyat se Rajesh bola. Bittu sar hilata hua vaha se chala gaya aur Vinita khilkhilane lagi aur Rajesh ready hone chala gaya. Khair, baar baar apne pati ke khushi ka karan janne ke liye utsukh, bina puche seedhe Rajesh ke phone tatolne lagi, tab jaake use pata chali ke karan kya hai. "To janab ki rani behna aa rahi hai! hmmmmmmm.........mazaaa ayega!". Yeh soch koi mamuli soch nahi thi, Vinita ke chehre pe jo khushi thi, voh nanad ki swagat ki nahi thi. Balki, yeh janne ke liye, hume kuch saal pehle jaana parega.
Kareeb 1000 saal pehle :
Insaani roop ke aane se pehle, junglo me kaafi had tak Daaayano ki kabza tha aur aise me Vinita bhi unme se ek thi. Apni nagn avastha me, aur daayano ki tarah, uska ek rakshas ke saath sangam ho chala tha aur unke sambhog ke samay ka koi seema nahi thi. Pahado me, vadiyo ka mazaa lete vakt, raat ke andhere me voh manchali daayan aur voh raubdaar rakshas lund aur choot ki milan me lage huye the ek din. "aaaahhhhhhhhhh uurrhhhhhh huuuuuuuhhhhhh" voh daayan baar baar siskiya nikalne lagi aur voh rakshas apne naag jaise lund ko uski hari rang ki bur me ghusedta gaya "aaerrghhhhhh lee aur leeeee" voh rakshas bare maze ke saath bol raha tha. Lekin jo un dono ko pata nahi tha, ke jis pahaadi ke upar unka sangam chal raha tha, usi ke andar ek rakshas yogi ka tapa chal raha tha. Siskiyon ki awaaz aur chudaii ki ghamasamta us rishi ko apne dhyan se bhatakne me kamyab raha aur voh ghusse me pahadi ke bahaar nikal jaata hain. Bade bade laal laal ankhein liye voh us daayan aur rakshas ka sambhog dekhne laga aur zor awaaz me garaj para "BASSS!!!!!! Bahut ho gaya yeh hungama!!! band karo yeh tamashhaa!!". Pareshani me voh rakshas aur daayan apne kriya band kar lete hain aur us rishi ki aur dekhne lage. Rakshasi rishiyo se to pura jungle khauff me rehte the, kyonki unke krodh ka koi ant nahi hota tha. "Huu hhhume maaaff kardena gurudevvv!! vvv vvoohh!" voh daayan bol pari, kyonki uski saathi kaafi ghusse me tha. Daayan ke saathi ke krodh dekhkar, voh rishi ki aankho me se aag ka leher ugal para aur voh rakshas raakh me bhasm ho gaya. "NAAAAhiiiiiii!!!!!!" Voh daayan khauff me aaa gayi aur krodh aur mayusi mile huye bhav se us rishi ki aur dekhne lagi. "murkh daayan!!! apne saathi ko to samjha nahi saki tu! ab agar tujhe sada jivit rehna hai, to ek kamsin ladki ka bali deni hogi!!!!". "Yeh kaam to main kabhi bhi kar saktii...." lekin uski baaton ko risi ne kaant liya bich me "puri baat to sun akal ki ankhi daayan!!! yeh kaam tujhe kareeb 1000 saal ke baad karni hogi! aur tab tak, kisi bhi rakshas ya pisaj ke saath teri sharirik rishta hai ho sakti!! SAMJHI!!!!". Rishi itna takatvar tha ke voh daayan kuch kar bhi nahi sakti thi, isliye mamla yeh hua ke 1000 saal tak, voh insaani roop me logo ki soshan aur katal karti rahi aur aakhir aaj itne saal baad, jab voh Vinita ki roop me thi, to ek shandaar mauka mil raha tha use, barso purane shrap se mukt hone ki.
Vapas vartaman me :
Purane is kisse ko yaad karke Vinita khushi se jhoom uthi aur bistar pe aaraam se let gayi. Rakshaso ke saath use sambhog kiye itne vakt ho chuke the, ke voh ab aur ruk nahi sakti thi. "Shikaar to mil gayi mujhe! Is Rajni rani ko botel me utarni hi paregi mujhe!" itni soch soch ke, ek halki neend me chali gayi.
Dekhte hi dekhte subah se dophar ho jaata hain aur achanak se darwaje ki ghanti baj utha. Vinita jo ghar ke kaam kaaj ke baad, kuch der tak aaram kar rahi thi, achanak se hi uth jaati hain "yeh is vakt kaun aaya bhala???". Jhat se darwaje ki aur voh jaane lagi aur khulte hi, uski aankhe chaudi ho gayi. Saamne uski ek behad jawan ladki khadi thi. Kaale mulayam baal jo pony me bandhe huye the aur chehre pe hirni si aankho ke saath saath taaze taaze gulabi rasile honth. Jism kuch had tak sudol thi, khaas karke stan aur jaangho ke hisse aur tight jeans me gaand bhi mast nazar aa rahe the uske. Lal t-shirt me voh ladki kayamat lag rahi thi aur uske muh we se foran nikal gayi "bhabhi!!! Helllooo???". Malmukdh hoke Vinita keval upar se niche use dekhe jaa rahi thi aur mann hi mann ek taazi jawan ladki ko shikaar banane me use mazaa bhi aane lagi. "Rajni!! What a surprise! Aaao andar ao!".
Nanad aur bhabhi gale mil lete hain aur andar jaane lage, samaan samet.
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