31-12-2020, 06:58 AM
Vaha ghar pe, paani ke pyaas se Rajesh ka neend tutta hain aur uthke apne baju me Vinita ko na paake, bahut hairaan ho jaata hain. Phir, aankhe seedha ghari ki aur, jahaan pure 1:50 baje huye the. "Yeh Vini kahaa chali gayi????". Ghar ke charo aur ek bebaas pati ke jaisa Rajesh yaha vaha dhoodhne laga, bathroom se leke rasoighar, sab kuch. Lekin Vinita ka naam o nishaan nahi. Jab phone try kia, to switched off ka javab mila. Aise me hairan pareshan, Rajesh apne bistar me soya hua, soch me doob gaya "Yeh pichle kuch dino se kya kya ho raha hai mere saath???? damnit! had hoti hai is aurat ke harkato ka!! kahaa gayii hogi?????".
Vaha dusre aur jungle me ab mahol yeh ho chuka tha ke Vinita aur Mehul purn tarike se nirvastra ho chuke the aur ek dusre ke alingan me kho chuke the. Dono jism purn nagn avastha me ek dusre se chipak chuke the aur hont se hont bade nazakat ke saath jud chuke the. Mehul jee bharke Vinita ko chumta gaya aur saath saath uski papite samaan stan ko bhi masalta gaya. "Sach me mazaa aagaya aaj Vinita darling!!!!!" Beech beech me aanhe bharta hua Mehul bol para, lekin jawab me Vinita kuch bhi nahi boli, keval aanhe bharti gayi aur Mehul ka saath deti gayi. Aur niche ke taraf to aalam yeh tha ke lund bilkul bur ke ird gird thokre laga raha tha. Is bechaini me dono ke dono aur ek dusre se chipak gaye.
Apne baalo vale chaati ko Vinita ke aamo par ragadke ek thandak ka ehsaas hone laga Mehul ko. Vinita bhi use chedti gayi "uffff kahaaa tumhare yeh baalo vale chaati aur ooohh! kahaaa voh Rajesh!! Hamesha.... Hamesha ohhhh se vaha shave kar lete hain!!! Oooooh ab bas bhi karo, aur use andar kar bhi do!!!!!!!!". Mehul ko ishaara samajh me aa chuka tha aur ab voh apne lund ke supade ko dhire dhire bur ke honton par ragdane laga. Is ehaaas se Vinita aur bechain hone lagi. Lekin shikar ko phasane ki khushi usse bhi zyada thi.
Bade nazo se Mehul ab andar pravesh karne laga, jisse "uiiiiiiii ma!" ek pyar bhari siski Vinita ke muh se nikal jaati hain. Mehul kuch kaha nahi, bas aage aage apne safar me badta gaya aur dhakka deta gaya dhimi gati me. "Aaaah! Mazaa aagaya sach me baby!! Choot to lagta hai ke chud chud ke itni chaudi hui hai!!!! Uuufffff, kitno ke khaa chukiii hai???? Sach sach batana!!". Is ehsaas se Vinita apne baahe phalaye, apni haatho ko uske peeth par dhass deti hain "hmmmmm ginti karungi to subah ho jayegi Mehul babu!". Bas itni hi kehni thi usko aur jaise hi Mehul apne agle sawal ko beech me lata, Vinita apni ungli uske honth par rakh deti hain "bekaar sawaal mat pucho aur kaam me dhyaa n do apne!! Oooihhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!". Dono premi pagalo ki tarah kaambhog me lage rahe.
Vaha dusre aur security officer station par-
"Itni raat ko aapke patni bhala kahaa jaa sakti hai????? Bara hi ajeeb mamla hai bhai sahab!". Duty officer samne bethe Rajesh ko bol uthe aur pareshaani me dhase Rajesh jawab deta to bhi kya. "Malum nahi sir! Mein to pagal ho jaunga!!! Aaap..... Ab aap hi kuch kijiye!". Maathe pe haath lagaye Rajesh betha raha kursi par. Duty officer ek glass paani aage badhata hua bola "yeh lijiye! Pareshan mat hoyiye". Paani ke kuch ghoont pine ke baad, voh Vinita ki ek tasveer officer ko deta hain, jiske copies baki areas me bhejne ki ghoshna hoti hain. "Ab aap jauiye yaha se, kuch khabad milte hi, aapko bataya jayega!".
Pareshan hota hua Rajesh thaane se nikalke, apne gaadi ki aur badh hi raha tha ke tabhi thori door pe use vahi tantrik nazar aata hain. Krodh ke maare Rajesh ki aankhein laal ho gaya.
Khair, yeh to raha sheher ka hissa, vapas aate hain vahi sunsaan jungle me, jahaa yeh do naye naye bane premi ab apne ras ko chalakne ke kagaar par takrerban pahuch chuke the.
Jhadne ke kareeb ab dono Mehul aur Vinita aa chuke the aur sabse pehle jhadi Vinita! "aaaarhhhhhhhhhhh sss", uske saath hi Mehul bhi ab apna lava ugalne ke liye betaab ho jaata hai "oohhhhhhhh bhabhhiiiiii jiiiiiiiii kahaaa karuuuu?????" "Andarrrr kardooooo mere dilwaaleeee!!!!" Vinita bhi uske sur me sur milati hui boli. Ab aur kya gunjaish thi, teen teen jhatke me Mehul apne lava udhel deta hain Vinita ke yoni ke andar. Maano jaise teen teen janmo ka sukoon mila tha use, apne dost ki biwi ko bhogke, use nirvaan sach me prapt hua tha aaj. "oHHHH MAZAA aagayaa Bhabhiiii jiii!!" kuch pal tak aankhe munde rakha aur baju me sadakkar so gaya, lekin palke uthaye jaise hi baju me dekha to Vinita dusre disha me apne chehre ko mudi soyi hui thi. Mamla yeh tha ke uski zulfen kuch ghungrale and lambe lage normal se. "Vinita baby???" Mehul ko koi jawab nahi mila. Chaand ki roshni se Vinita ka badan peela peela nazar aaya, kyonki uski chamri hare rang ki ho chuki thi. ek tez dhadkan ke saath Mehul kampte huye awaaz me phir bola "VV.ii.nniita jjiii???????"... lekin phir voh hua, jo sapne me bhi Mehul ne socha nahi hoga. Vinita mud jaati hain uske taraf aur uski shakal ka darshan karte hi Mehul ek cheekh ke saath uth khada hua "AAAAhhhhhhh hhheeeyyyy oyeee kaun hai tuuu?????". Lekin daayan ko bas muskurana hi aata hai, aur voh bhi ek kaatil ki bhanti, voh dhire se uth gayi aur apne laal laal ankh Mehul pe jamaye rakhi "eeeehhehe hhhheee hehhehe" Vinita ki hansi se Mehul ki dil ki dhadkan maano ruk gayi aur jaise hi voh bhagne ki koshish karta hain, baju me bargad ke pair ke shakhaye uske pairo ko rok leta hain aur ek jhatke me use Vinita ke pairo ke paas patak deta hain. Voh daayan bade pyar se Mehul ko uthati hain aur uske sar ke dono taraf apne haatho ko thaam leti hain. "nnnahiii nahhiii aiisaaaaa maaattt karooo!!!! pleasasee leave me!!!! jaane do mujhe!!!" Mehul apne kismat pe rone laga tha, lekin us daayan ko zara sa bhi farak nahi para. Usne khilkhalte huye apne panjo ko kass liya sar ke ird gird aur ek jhatke me sar ko dhar se alag kar deti hain.
Mehul ka bin sar ka jism niche gir jaata hain aur gale se lahoo ka maano phunwara nikal para. Us bejaan sir ko Vinita shakhao ke aur havale kar leti hain aur niche para hua jism bhi kuch shankhao ke madat se ped ke aur khich jaata hain aur gayab ho jaata hain. Vinita us sir ke gale se behte lahoo ko apne haath me jama kar chuki thi, aur ab itminan se pine lagi. Ek chain ki saas leti hui voh phir khilkhalane lagi aur ped ki aur dekhkar niche jhuk gayi "jai shaitaan! bhog sweekar kijiye!".
Vaha ghar par Rajesh pahuch jaata hain aur hairani se baramde ke jhule pe use kisi ki maujudgi nazar aaya. Daur ke dekha to uska muh khula ka khula reh gaya. Jhule pe Vinita vahi salwar pehne bethi thi, kaan me bada sa headset liye aur haath me phone, maano dil kholke gaane sun rahi thi.
"Vini????" Rajesh apne ghusse ko kabu nahi kar paya aur tut pada apne biwi par. Vinita apne pati ke maujudgi se foran apne kaan se headphones nikaal deti hain aur bade masoomiyat ke saath upar unke aur dekhti hain "woh....actually, are haan... paas ke hi Kubera Garden pe zara sa walk ke liye gayi thi....woh darasal neend nahi aa rahi thi..." pure confidence me Vinita bol pari. Uski baaton ko sunke Rajesh phir hairani ke saath apne mansik santulan ko kayam karne me lag gaya. "TTtt ttumm keh ke to jaa sakti thii...". "Kehti kaise Mr! aap ke kharate itne badiya the, ke aapko disturb karna munasib nahi samjhi!" itna kehke, voh gaand matakti hui ghar ke andar chali jaati hain. Lekin gaand ke lachak dekhne se zyada, Rajesh ko baar baar kahin cheez baar baar ab yaad aane lage the, jaise woh akhbaro me ishtihar, woh tantrik ke baatein aur to aur Bansi ka gayab hona bhi sandeh me shamil tha.
"Samajh hi nahi aaa raha ke kya chakkar chal raha hai!" itna kehke Rajesh bhi andar chala jaata hain. Agle din sab kuch normal hua aur achanak se Rajesh ka phone baj jaata hain ek buzz ke saath. Jab gaur se usne dekha to whatsapp par uski behn ki message ayi hui thi. Rajesh ki choti behn Rajni apne MBA khatam kar chuki thi aur ab chuttiyo ke liye apne bhayia ke saath rehna chahti thi. Message padke Rajesh khush hogaya aur maujude halat ke baare me bhul gaya. Fat se usne ek phone laga diya apni behn ko. Phone ke uthte hi ek pyar si awaaz ayi "gooood morninnnggg bhayiiaaaa!!!!!!!" bilkul meethi si koyal si awaaz thi aur Rajesh hamesha ki tarah sunke khush ho gaya "Oyee basss, yeh bata tu kab aa pahuch rahi haii??". Behn ki awaaz se Rajesh ka subhah khil utha.
Vaha dusre aur jungle me ab mahol yeh ho chuka tha ke Vinita aur Mehul purn tarike se nirvastra ho chuke the aur ek dusre ke alingan me kho chuke the. Dono jism purn nagn avastha me ek dusre se chipak chuke the aur hont se hont bade nazakat ke saath jud chuke the. Mehul jee bharke Vinita ko chumta gaya aur saath saath uski papite samaan stan ko bhi masalta gaya. "Sach me mazaa aagaya aaj Vinita darling!!!!!" Beech beech me aanhe bharta hua Mehul bol para, lekin jawab me Vinita kuch bhi nahi boli, keval aanhe bharti gayi aur Mehul ka saath deti gayi. Aur niche ke taraf to aalam yeh tha ke lund bilkul bur ke ird gird thokre laga raha tha. Is bechaini me dono ke dono aur ek dusre se chipak gaye.
Apne baalo vale chaati ko Vinita ke aamo par ragadke ek thandak ka ehsaas hone laga Mehul ko. Vinita bhi use chedti gayi "uffff kahaaa tumhare yeh baalo vale chaati aur ooohh! kahaaa voh Rajesh!! Hamesha.... Hamesha ohhhh se vaha shave kar lete hain!!! Oooooh ab bas bhi karo, aur use andar kar bhi do!!!!!!!!". Mehul ko ishaara samajh me aa chuka tha aur ab voh apne lund ke supade ko dhire dhire bur ke honton par ragdane laga. Is ehaaas se Vinita aur bechain hone lagi. Lekin shikar ko phasane ki khushi usse bhi zyada thi.
Bade nazo se Mehul ab andar pravesh karne laga, jisse "uiiiiiiii ma!" ek pyar bhari siski Vinita ke muh se nikal jaati hain. Mehul kuch kaha nahi, bas aage aage apne safar me badta gaya aur dhakka deta gaya dhimi gati me. "Aaaah! Mazaa aagaya sach me baby!! Choot to lagta hai ke chud chud ke itni chaudi hui hai!!!! Uuufffff, kitno ke khaa chukiii hai???? Sach sach batana!!". Is ehsaas se Vinita apne baahe phalaye, apni haatho ko uske peeth par dhass deti hain "hmmmmm ginti karungi to subah ho jayegi Mehul babu!". Bas itni hi kehni thi usko aur jaise hi Mehul apne agle sawal ko beech me lata, Vinita apni ungli uske honth par rakh deti hain "bekaar sawaal mat pucho aur kaam me dhyaa n do apne!! Oooihhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!". Dono premi pagalo ki tarah kaambhog me lage rahe.
Vaha dusre aur security officer station par-
"Itni raat ko aapke patni bhala kahaa jaa sakti hai????? Bara hi ajeeb mamla hai bhai sahab!". Duty officer samne bethe Rajesh ko bol uthe aur pareshaani me dhase Rajesh jawab deta to bhi kya. "Malum nahi sir! Mein to pagal ho jaunga!!! Aaap..... Ab aap hi kuch kijiye!". Maathe pe haath lagaye Rajesh betha raha kursi par. Duty officer ek glass paani aage badhata hua bola "yeh lijiye! Pareshan mat hoyiye". Paani ke kuch ghoont pine ke baad, voh Vinita ki ek tasveer officer ko deta hain, jiske copies baki areas me bhejne ki ghoshna hoti hain. "Ab aap jauiye yaha se, kuch khabad milte hi, aapko bataya jayega!".
Pareshan hota hua Rajesh thaane se nikalke, apne gaadi ki aur badh hi raha tha ke tabhi thori door pe use vahi tantrik nazar aata hain. Krodh ke maare Rajesh ki aankhein laal ho gaya.
Khair, yeh to raha sheher ka hissa, vapas aate hain vahi sunsaan jungle me, jahaa yeh do naye naye bane premi ab apne ras ko chalakne ke kagaar par takrerban pahuch chuke the.
Jhadne ke kareeb ab dono Mehul aur Vinita aa chuke the aur sabse pehle jhadi Vinita! "aaaarhhhhhhhhhhh sss", uske saath hi Mehul bhi ab apna lava ugalne ke liye betaab ho jaata hai "oohhhhhhhh bhabhhiiiiii jiiiiiiiii kahaaa karuuuu?????" "Andarrrr kardooooo mere dilwaaleeee!!!!" Vinita bhi uske sur me sur milati hui boli. Ab aur kya gunjaish thi, teen teen jhatke me Mehul apne lava udhel deta hain Vinita ke yoni ke andar. Maano jaise teen teen janmo ka sukoon mila tha use, apne dost ki biwi ko bhogke, use nirvaan sach me prapt hua tha aaj. "oHHHH MAZAA aagayaa Bhabhiiii jiii!!" kuch pal tak aankhe munde rakha aur baju me sadakkar so gaya, lekin palke uthaye jaise hi baju me dekha to Vinita dusre disha me apne chehre ko mudi soyi hui thi. Mamla yeh tha ke uski zulfen kuch ghungrale and lambe lage normal se. "Vinita baby???" Mehul ko koi jawab nahi mila. Chaand ki roshni se Vinita ka badan peela peela nazar aaya, kyonki uski chamri hare rang ki ho chuki thi. ek tez dhadkan ke saath Mehul kampte huye awaaz me phir bola "VV.ii.nniita jjiii???????"... lekin phir voh hua, jo sapne me bhi Mehul ne socha nahi hoga. Vinita mud jaati hain uske taraf aur uski shakal ka darshan karte hi Mehul ek cheekh ke saath uth khada hua "AAAAhhhhhhh hhheeeyyyy oyeee kaun hai tuuu?????". Lekin daayan ko bas muskurana hi aata hai, aur voh bhi ek kaatil ki bhanti, voh dhire se uth gayi aur apne laal laal ankh Mehul pe jamaye rakhi "eeeehhehe hhhheee hehhehe" Vinita ki hansi se Mehul ki dil ki dhadkan maano ruk gayi aur jaise hi voh bhagne ki koshish karta hain, baju me bargad ke pair ke shakhaye uske pairo ko rok leta hain aur ek jhatke me use Vinita ke pairo ke paas patak deta hain. Voh daayan bade pyar se Mehul ko uthati hain aur uske sar ke dono taraf apne haatho ko thaam leti hain. "nnnahiii nahhiii aiisaaaaa maaattt karooo!!!! pleasasee leave me!!!! jaane do mujhe!!!" Mehul apne kismat pe rone laga tha, lekin us daayan ko zara sa bhi farak nahi para. Usne khilkhalte huye apne panjo ko kass liya sar ke ird gird aur ek jhatke me sar ko dhar se alag kar deti hain.
Mehul ka bin sar ka jism niche gir jaata hain aur gale se lahoo ka maano phunwara nikal para. Us bejaan sir ko Vinita shakhao ke aur havale kar leti hain aur niche para hua jism bhi kuch shankhao ke madat se ped ke aur khich jaata hain aur gayab ho jaata hain. Vinita us sir ke gale se behte lahoo ko apne haath me jama kar chuki thi, aur ab itminan se pine lagi. Ek chain ki saas leti hui voh phir khilkhalane lagi aur ped ki aur dekhkar niche jhuk gayi "jai shaitaan! bhog sweekar kijiye!".
Vaha ghar par Rajesh pahuch jaata hain aur hairani se baramde ke jhule pe use kisi ki maujudgi nazar aaya. Daur ke dekha to uska muh khula ka khula reh gaya. Jhule pe Vinita vahi salwar pehne bethi thi, kaan me bada sa headset liye aur haath me phone, maano dil kholke gaane sun rahi thi.
"Vini????" Rajesh apne ghusse ko kabu nahi kar paya aur tut pada apne biwi par. Vinita apne pati ke maujudgi se foran apne kaan se headphones nikaal deti hain aur bade masoomiyat ke saath upar unke aur dekhti hain "woh....actually, are haan... paas ke hi Kubera Garden pe zara sa walk ke liye gayi thi....woh darasal neend nahi aa rahi thi..." pure confidence me Vinita bol pari. Uski baaton ko sunke Rajesh phir hairani ke saath apne mansik santulan ko kayam karne me lag gaya. "TTtt ttumm keh ke to jaa sakti thii...". "Kehti kaise Mr! aap ke kharate itne badiya the, ke aapko disturb karna munasib nahi samjhi!" itna kehke, voh gaand matakti hui ghar ke andar chali jaati hain. Lekin gaand ke lachak dekhne se zyada, Rajesh ko baar baar kahin cheez baar baar ab yaad aane lage the, jaise woh akhbaro me ishtihar, woh tantrik ke baatein aur to aur Bansi ka gayab hona bhi sandeh me shamil tha.
"Samajh hi nahi aaa raha ke kya chakkar chal raha hai!" itna kehke Rajesh bhi andar chala jaata hain. Agle din sab kuch normal hua aur achanak se Rajesh ka phone baj jaata hain ek buzz ke saath. Jab gaur se usne dekha to whatsapp par uski behn ki message ayi hui thi. Rajesh ki choti behn Rajni apne MBA khatam kar chuki thi aur ab chuttiyo ke liye apne bhayia ke saath rehna chahti thi. Message padke Rajesh khush hogaya aur maujude halat ke baare me bhul gaya. Fat se usne ek phone laga diya apni behn ko. Phone ke uthte hi ek pyar si awaaz ayi "gooood morninnnggg bhayiiaaaa!!!!!!!" bilkul meethi si koyal si awaaz thi aur Rajesh hamesha ki tarah sunke khush ho gaya "Oyee basss, yeh bata tu kab aa pahuch rahi haii??". Behn ki awaaz se Rajesh ka subhah khil utha.
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