31-12-2020, 06:56 AM
Vaha bathroom ke andar, ya yun kahiye ke us ghaneri jungle me ab chudai ki gati badh chuki thi aur Bansi ab Vinita ke gol matol stan ke saath khelne laga. "Ohhhhh Bansi bhayia! Bahut maza aa raha haiii ufff maslo inhe!!! Uffff!". Aise mahol me Bansi apni puri aukat me aa chuka tha aur stan ko masalte masalte Vinita ko cherne ka koi bhi mauka nahi chora. "Are maddamji! Eee papite ke khatir na jaane hum kabse paglaye jaa rahe the aur ab humka eee mauka mila! Saala hum to ekdum pagla gayeeee ooofff!" Itna kehte kehte Bansi stan ko ab pyar se lekin sakhti se masalta gaya aur voh insaani bhes me daayan ab is saand ke upar uchal uchal ke ab ekdum se jharne ki kagar pe aa chuki thi.
Phir kuch hua yun ke Bansi bhi ekdum deewano ki tarah cheekh para "oooooohhhhhhh hum bhiiii aavaaat haaii!!!!!" aur ek se ek kadada dhakke deta gaya, saath saath apne gade malayi bhi bur ke andar parosta gaya. Yun to Vinita koi aam insaan to thi nahi, lekin aisa kadada sambhog bhala kis stree ko na pasand aye! Voh bhi jhad jaati hai malayi ki swagat ke ehaaas se aur isi kaamvaasna me ab dhire dhire voh apni asli roop me aane lagi.
Jharne ke pashchat chain se soye huye Bansi ki aankhe thodi khul jaati hain aur apne jaango par bethi aurat ko dekhkar khauff ke maare apne jism jhatak deta hai. "Mma aadaa......" Lekin shabd nikalna namumkin sa ho gaya tha. Voh aurat jism ke mamle me to Vinita hi thi, lekin hare rang ki chamri aur muskurate huye chehre par nokhile dant aur chehre ke ird gird lambe lambe jhate huye ghunghrale balon ko dekhkar Bansi kuch pagal sa ho utha aur darr ke maare us aurat ko bas dhakelne hi vala tha ke, voh daayan muskaan barkarar rakhte huye apne lambe nakhun ko hawa me uthaye ek jhatke me Bansi ki chaati pe dhass deti hain.
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Bansi ki dard ka koi ant nahi tha. Chaati beech me se hi cheer di gayi thi aur lahoo ka ek ek katra puri pet tak phel gaya. Us saand saman insaan ka ant vahi ke vahi ho gaya, aur Vinita bare pyare se andaaz me aapne haatho ke panjo me dher saara lahoo bharkar peene lagi. Peene ke baad voh uth khadi hui aur kuch muh se mantre ke aane ke baad, voh Bansi ke laash ko apne nikat khade huye us bade se bargad ke ped ko saump deti hain. Saumpte hi shaakhaye us laash ko apne aur khinch lete hain aur ek ped ke andar se kuch awaaz aati hai, maano koi niwala chaba raha ho. Us awaaz ko sunte hi Vinita hasne lagi aur voh apne insani roop me vapas pravesh kar leti hain aur voh ghana jungle vapas bathroom me tabdil ho jaata hain.
Darwaza na khulne ki pareshani me ab Rajesh todne ke koshish me piche ki aur chala aur jaise hi todne ke liye aage aane vala tha, bas usi vakt darwaja khul jaata hai aur saamne khadi mili Vinita! Fresh hoke, ekdum gharelu saree pehni hui "aap bhi na! Zara bhi dharya nahi!! Typically male!" Ek pyari si muskaan thi chehre par aur saamne khada Rajesh phir se dharamsankat me. "Aap pareshaan lag rahe ho, kya hu...." Lekin vakya ko khatam karne se pehle hi Rajesh use baju me dhakelta hua andar aa gaya aur foran bathroom ki aur chala gaya fresh hone ke liye. Basin me dhasti hui paani se apne chehre par chirakta hua, voh aine me khud se baate karne laga
"Nahi....... Vinita ek daayan???? Kya bakwas hai yeh! Yeh ho hi nahi sakta.....ohhh! Pagal ho jaunga mein! Yeh horror movies dekhne ka shayad natija hoga!". Khud ko santulan deta hua voh bas bathroom se nikalne hi vala tha, ke ek ajeeb se bu aane laga use. Normally aisi gandh kisi taazi laash se mili jaati hain, lekin is baat ko bhi taalta hua voh bathroom se nikal gaya.
Ab kuch dino tak sab normal hi raha. Lekin Vinita aur Rajesh me ab baate pehle ke mukable kaafi kam hone lagi thi, is baat ke ehsaas se Vinita kaafi mayus lagne lagi aur uske mann me bas ek hi baat chal rahi thi, ke kahin uski asliyat Rajesh ko malum to nahi ho gaya tha. Lekin phir is soch ko baju me kardi usne aur normal vaetalab karne lagi Rajesh se. Dekhte hi dekhte Shanivar aa chuka tha aur Bansi ke hadse ko pura 5 din ho chuka tha. Voh 5 din Vinita Rajesh se mansik taur pe itni door thi ke unke beech sambhog to door, koi chedkhani ya chumban bhi nahi hui thi. Sambhog se door rehke Vinita ki utsukta phir badne lagi. Kaamyog nahi to koi naya shikaar hi sahi! Lekin kuch to chahiye thi use.
Aise me aajata hai Sunday! Aur vaade ke mutabik Rajesh ne apne do khaas doston ko bulaya tha ghar pe Dinner ke liye. Ek Mehul tha aur doosra Ajay. Shaam ka samay tha aur dono ek saath hi aa chuke the aur jaise hi Rajesh ke saath voh dono bethe, to bas gappe chalu! "Yaar Rajesh! Bhabhi nahi dilh rahi hai! Kahaa hai voh?" Mehul ek shararti andaaz me bol para aur chupke se Ajay khud ko bol para "yeh nahi sidhrega, tharki saala!". "Abe saale, maine sun liya tujhe!" Ajay ko jawab deke Mehul uske aur dekhne laga aur dono ke saath saath Rajesh bhi muskura utha "are yaar, betho to sahi, Vini aati hi hogi.
Kuch pal ke baad, Vinita hall me pravesh karti hain, haath me samosa aur coffee liye huye. Mehul to bas pehle hi jhalak me kayal ho utha use de dekhakar, phir ek nazar coffee ko dekhkar vapas nazre Vinita se mila diya "namaste bhabhi! Tarif suni thi aapki, lekin kam ki thi is saale Rajesh ne!". Vinita fitrat samajhne me maahir thi, Mehul ka rumani swabhav dekhkar bas muskurayi. Voh jaane hi vali thi ke Ajay bol para is vakt "are bhabhiji, bethiye to sahi, kahaa chal diye???". Ek rumani aur pyari si andaaz me Vinita boli "aap mard sare ke sare male topics pe baatein karenge, me to bechari bore ho jaungi!". Uski swar me ek natkhat andaaz thi, jisse Rajesh kuch chaukanna sa ho gaya aur Mehul ko to kaafi maza aaya sunke, voh bhala piche kyo rehta "choro na bhabhi! Dakyanusi khayalat aajkal shobha nahi deti Aap aao betho!". Vinita bilkul viprit sofe par beth jaati hai aur baar baar kaatil nigahon se mehul ko dekhi jaa rahi thi. Hare rang ki saree aur peela sleeveless blouse me to aaj voh kayamat hi laag rahi thi. Vinita ki jawani dekhkar Mehul ke pant me hulchule hone shuru ho gaya tha.
Kuch pal tak yuhi college aur office ki baate hoti gayi aur Vinita keval haan me haan milati gayi, lekin hairanjanak uski aankhe Mehul ke aankho me dhasti hi gayi. Maano, jaise dono nain matakka kar rahe the ek dusre se. Mehul to deewana ho chuka tha Vinita ka, uski pyasi honto se shuru hoke uske mote stan aur sudol kamar tak. Vinita mann hi mann apne naye shikar ka swagat karti hain aur khud se kehti hai mann me "hmmm yeh sahi rahega! Iski bhog to lena hi parega mujhe!". Vinita ki muskurahat ke piche jo vichar thi, voh Mehul soch bhi nahi sakta tha. Us daayan ki muskurahat ke jawab me voh khud bhi muskurahat vapas karne laga.
Khair, samosa aur chai ke baad kuch beer ka intezam kiya gaya tha. Teeno dost can pe can pine lage aur hamesha ki tarah Mehul is mamle me kuch zyada hi aage badh gaya tha. Nashe ki halat me use Vinita aur bhi zyada kamuk lagne lagi aur Vinita bhi bas use dekhkar muskurati gayi.
Dekhte hi dekhte raat ka samay ho utha aur dinner ka vakt aagaya. Khaana badiya banaya gaya tha aur vaise bhi chicken ke disho me Vinita mahir thi. "Hmmmm bahut badiya bhabhiji!" Ajay bol para aur Mehul bas leg piece ko chabaye chabaye bade besharmi ke saath Vinita ki aur dekhe jaa raha tha. Vaise bhi kaafi baar Vinita sabji paroste vakt apni madmast stano ki khai ka darshan Ajay ko karvati gayi, jisse uske lund me tav keval badta hi gaya.
Vinita ke ishaare Mehul saaf samajh jaata hain aur dekhte hi dekhte dinner khatam ho jaata hai. Jaane ke vakt aise hi mazak mazak me Mehul Vinita ke gale mil jaata hain "thank you bhabhiji for the lovely dinner!!! Maza aagaya sachmuch!" Jhappi ke dauran uski moti stan ko apne chaati pe mehsus karke, bada maza aata hain Mehul ko. Is baat ka ehsaas Rajesh ko bharpoor tha, lekin phir dost ko jaanta bhi achhi tarah se tha. Vinita bhi pyar se Mehul ko boli "aap se milke mujhe bhi kaafi khushi hui! Take care!". Bade ada ke saath voh andar chali jaati hain aur saath saath Rajesh bhi.
Usi raat kareeb 1.10 am
Sharab me tun Mehul apne akhri beer ka maza le raha tha aur bar band hone ke chakkar me use uthna para. Jaate jaate ek bargirl ki gaand pe pyari si chamat maare, voh kuch paise use deta hain, to us bargirl ki shakal Vinita me tabdil hone laga. Apne aankhe tatole, voh phir ek baar dekhne laga usko, to vapas ladki normal ho jaati hain. Khair, bar se nikalte vakt apne aap ko bolne laga "saali! Har kahin nazar aati hai! Yeh saala Rajesh ne viah nahi kiya hota, to main hi lapak leta use!! Uff kya cheez hai kasam se!".
Bar se ek sunsaan gali uske ghar ki aur jaata tha, aur aise me raat ke vadiyo maza leta hua, voh bike start kar leta hain aur ghar ki aur chal diye. Raste ke beecho beech, ek churidar pehni ladki nazar ayi. Bike ko foran rokta hua, voh us ladki ko jab gaur se dekha, to hairan reh gaya. Voh aur koi nahi balki Vinita thi! Use dekhkar Mehul kaafi hairan reh gaya aur bike ko ghasit ke park kiye voh uske aur badh jaata hain.
Raat ke andhere me aur chaand ki roshni ke upkaar se Vinita sach me kamal lag rahi thi. Churidar ke saath koi bhi dupatta nahi thi aur uski stan ki khai hamesha ki tarah manmugdha lag rahe the. "Bhabhi aaap yaahaaa??? Is vakt?" Mehul se raha nahi gaya aur Vinita ke piche piche aagaya. "Mehul! Tanhai me dhase aurat ka haal nahi pucho to accha hai!" Yeh vakya usne apni lut ke saath khelti hui boli. Is ada pe Mehul aur bhi kayal ho gaya, ek to sharab ka nasha aur Vinita ki maujudgi! Matlab sone pe suhaga hi tha uske liye. "Aap aaaaapp kya kehri ho???".
"Sach keh rahi hoon, ab to lagta hain ke Rajesh se jee bhar gaya hai mera!". Aage aage chalti hui Vinita boli. Mehul uska picha karta gaya. Sharab ke nashe me voh Vinita ki aise samay me maujudgi ko bhi sawalat nahi kiya, bas baaton baaton me saath dene laga "koi baat nahi bhaa...."."bhabhi nahi, sirf Vini bolo mujhe!". Apne rasile honton ko laghbag kantte huye voh boli. "Sirf Vini nahi....... Kuch aur bolunga aapko me!!!!!". Uske mulayam haatho ko pyar se Mehul chum utha. "Bolenge ya.....kuch karenge bhi!" Itna kehna tha ke Vinita uske gaal ko kaantke seedha jungle vale disha ki aur bhaag jaati hain.
Uff! Yeh to sapna jaisa tha Mehul ke liye, aur voh bhi "areeee meriii jaaaaan kaahaa chali!" kehke piche piche jaane laga. Raat ke sannate me unke awaaz keval gunj rahe the! Zara si bhi manushya abaadi ka naamo nishaan tak nahi door door tak.
Piche bhagte bhagte Mehul ek jungle me pahuch jaata hain, jahaa ab keval sanatta hi sanatta tha. "Kahaaa hooo????? meriiii jaaan vini bhabhiiiii?????" deewangi me Mehul chillane laga, lekin Vinita ka koi naam o nishaan nahi. Keval yaha se vaha dekhne laga voh aur Vinita ko dhoodhne aage ki aur badne laga. Kuch had tak aage badte badte, Mehul ko hansi ki awaaz sunayi diya. "Haaaahhhhahaaaa" vahi khilkhilayat, aur awaaz kaafi had tak Vinita se milti thi. Mehul yeh shararti andaaz samajh jaata hain aur har ek ped ka moina karne me lag gaya "are vini darling!!!! chall bahaaar nikalllll!!!!" bade ada ke saath voh yaha se vaha phirta gaya, lekin us mrignaini ki zara bhi khabar nahi.
Phir aage aage jaate jaate, voh apne aap ko ek bade se bargad ped ke samaksh paata hain. Ped ki daravni avastha dekhkar Mehul kuch hosh me aane laga aur tabhi uske kandhe par kisi ka haath aaajaata hain. Halke se ghabrahat ke maare voh piche dekhta hain Vinita ko. "Mere pyariiii bhabhiiii! aakhir tum mil hi gayiiiii" inta kehna tha ke Mehul apne chaati ko Vinita ke mote mote stann se dhass deta hain aur maze ki baat yeh thi ke voh bhi saath dene lagi, itna ke voh khud hi apni mulayam honto ko Mehul se jod deti hain aur bahut hi dheere dheere dono chumne lage. "pcchchchchhh" jungle ke sannate me keval honton ka milan ki awaaz aa rahe the aur ras se ras ka milan ho raha tha. Vinita se kahin guna maza Mehul ko un ras bhare honton ko chumne me aa raha tha.
Kuch dedh ke chumban ke baad dono azaad hote hain, lekin aankhe ek dusre pe bharpur chipke huye the. "Mazaa ayaya mere deewane??" nichle hont ko jeeb se chedti hui Vinita boli. "ufff bhabhiiii!!! yeh sach hai ya sapna!!! uff! aap ki kasam, Rajesh saale ko kuch pata nahi chalega!! chalo... kuch aur had paar kar lete hain!" Mehul deewano samaan barbarane laga. "Maine roka kab! vaise bhi unke lund me ab voh baat nahi rahi!!!" zulfo ko jhatak ke badi nakchari ada ke saath Vinita boli. Dost ki lund ki bezzati me Mehul ka lund khada hone laga "uff!! sach kya????? aur batayiye na is baare me!!!!!!" khade lund ko pant me masalte huye Mehul apne kaan khada kar deta hain. "Kya bataoo aapko!! munne jaisa lund hai uska! kahin mard ke chakkar me to kisi shishu se to nahi shaadi ho gayi meri! kabhi kabhi yeh sochti hoon! hayye me to gayi kaam se!" Mehul seedha Vinita ko bahoon me jakad leta hain aur phir ek baar uski honton ko chum leti hain. Chumban kuch pal tak chala aur phir alag hote huye Mehul bola "Ooohh!!! fikar mat kijiye bhabhiiiiiii, aapko gadhewale anubhav dunga mein!". "Chiii, bade besharam hai aap!" jhoothi sharam se Vinita boli.
Vaha ghar pe, paani ke pyaas se Rajesh ka neend tutta hain aur uthke apne baju me Vinita ko na paake, bahut hairaan ho jaata hain. Phir, aankhe seedha ghari ki aur, jahaan pure 1:50 baje huye the. "Yeh Vini kahaa chali gayi????". Ghar ke charo aur ek bebaas pati ke jaisa Rajesh yaha vaha dhoodhne laga, bathroom se leke rasoighar, sab kuch. Lekin Vinita ka naam o nishaan nahi. Jab phone try kia, to switched off ka javab mila. Aise me hairan pareshan, Rajesh apne bistar me soya hua, soch me doob gaya "Yeh pichle kuch dino se kya kya ho raha hai mere saath???? damnit! had hoti hai is aurat ke harkato ka!! kahaa gayii hogi?????".
Phir kuch hua yun ke Bansi bhi ekdum deewano ki tarah cheekh para "oooooohhhhhhh hum bhiiii aavaaat haaii!!!!!" aur ek se ek kadada dhakke deta gaya, saath saath apne gade malayi bhi bur ke andar parosta gaya. Yun to Vinita koi aam insaan to thi nahi, lekin aisa kadada sambhog bhala kis stree ko na pasand aye! Voh bhi jhad jaati hai malayi ki swagat ke ehaaas se aur isi kaamvaasna me ab dhire dhire voh apni asli roop me aane lagi.
Jharne ke pashchat chain se soye huye Bansi ki aankhe thodi khul jaati hain aur apne jaango par bethi aurat ko dekhkar khauff ke maare apne jism jhatak deta hai. "Mma aadaa......" Lekin shabd nikalna namumkin sa ho gaya tha. Voh aurat jism ke mamle me to Vinita hi thi, lekin hare rang ki chamri aur muskurate huye chehre par nokhile dant aur chehre ke ird gird lambe lambe jhate huye ghunghrale balon ko dekhkar Bansi kuch pagal sa ho utha aur darr ke maare us aurat ko bas dhakelne hi vala tha ke, voh daayan muskaan barkarar rakhte huye apne lambe nakhun ko hawa me uthaye ek jhatke me Bansi ki chaati pe dhass deti hain.
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Bansi ki dard ka koi ant nahi tha. Chaati beech me se hi cheer di gayi thi aur lahoo ka ek ek katra puri pet tak phel gaya. Us saand saman insaan ka ant vahi ke vahi ho gaya, aur Vinita bare pyare se andaaz me aapne haatho ke panjo me dher saara lahoo bharkar peene lagi. Peene ke baad voh uth khadi hui aur kuch muh se mantre ke aane ke baad, voh Bansi ke laash ko apne nikat khade huye us bade se bargad ke ped ko saump deti hain. Saumpte hi shaakhaye us laash ko apne aur khinch lete hain aur ek ped ke andar se kuch awaaz aati hai, maano koi niwala chaba raha ho. Us awaaz ko sunte hi Vinita hasne lagi aur voh apne insani roop me vapas pravesh kar leti hain aur voh ghana jungle vapas bathroom me tabdil ho jaata hain.
Darwaza na khulne ki pareshani me ab Rajesh todne ke koshish me piche ki aur chala aur jaise hi todne ke liye aage aane vala tha, bas usi vakt darwaja khul jaata hai aur saamne khadi mili Vinita! Fresh hoke, ekdum gharelu saree pehni hui "aap bhi na! Zara bhi dharya nahi!! Typically male!" Ek pyari si muskaan thi chehre par aur saamne khada Rajesh phir se dharamsankat me. "Aap pareshaan lag rahe ho, kya hu...." Lekin vakya ko khatam karne se pehle hi Rajesh use baju me dhakelta hua andar aa gaya aur foran bathroom ki aur chala gaya fresh hone ke liye. Basin me dhasti hui paani se apne chehre par chirakta hua, voh aine me khud se baate karne laga
"Nahi....... Vinita ek daayan???? Kya bakwas hai yeh! Yeh ho hi nahi sakta.....ohhh! Pagal ho jaunga mein! Yeh horror movies dekhne ka shayad natija hoga!". Khud ko santulan deta hua voh bas bathroom se nikalne hi vala tha, ke ek ajeeb se bu aane laga use. Normally aisi gandh kisi taazi laash se mili jaati hain, lekin is baat ko bhi taalta hua voh bathroom se nikal gaya.
Ab kuch dino tak sab normal hi raha. Lekin Vinita aur Rajesh me ab baate pehle ke mukable kaafi kam hone lagi thi, is baat ke ehsaas se Vinita kaafi mayus lagne lagi aur uske mann me bas ek hi baat chal rahi thi, ke kahin uski asliyat Rajesh ko malum to nahi ho gaya tha. Lekin phir is soch ko baju me kardi usne aur normal vaetalab karne lagi Rajesh se. Dekhte hi dekhte Shanivar aa chuka tha aur Bansi ke hadse ko pura 5 din ho chuka tha. Voh 5 din Vinita Rajesh se mansik taur pe itni door thi ke unke beech sambhog to door, koi chedkhani ya chumban bhi nahi hui thi. Sambhog se door rehke Vinita ki utsukta phir badne lagi. Kaamyog nahi to koi naya shikaar hi sahi! Lekin kuch to chahiye thi use.
Aise me aajata hai Sunday! Aur vaade ke mutabik Rajesh ne apne do khaas doston ko bulaya tha ghar pe Dinner ke liye. Ek Mehul tha aur doosra Ajay. Shaam ka samay tha aur dono ek saath hi aa chuke the aur jaise hi Rajesh ke saath voh dono bethe, to bas gappe chalu! "Yaar Rajesh! Bhabhi nahi dilh rahi hai! Kahaa hai voh?" Mehul ek shararti andaaz me bol para aur chupke se Ajay khud ko bol para "yeh nahi sidhrega, tharki saala!". "Abe saale, maine sun liya tujhe!" Ajay ko jawab deke Mehul uske aur dekhne laga aur dono ke saath saath Rajesh bhi muskura utha "are yaar, betho to sahi, Vini aati hi hogi.
Kuch pal ke baad, Vinita hall me pravesh karti hain, haath me samosa aur coffee liye huye. Mehul to bas pehle hi jhalak me kayal ho utha use de dekhakar, phir ek nazar coffee ko dekhkar vapas nazre Vinita se mila diya "namaste bhabhi! Tarif suni thi aapki, lekin kam ki thi is saale Rajesh ne!". Vinita fitrat samajhne me maahir thi, Mehul ka rumani swabhav dekhkar bas muskurayi. Voh jaane hi vali thi ke Ajay bol para is vakt "are bhabhiji, bethiye to sahi, kahaa chal diye???". Ek rumani aur pyari si andaaz me Vinita boli "aap mard sare ke sare male topics pe baatein karenge, me to bechari bore ho jaungi!". Uski swar me ek natkhat andaaz thi, jisse Rajesh kuch chaukanna sa ho gaya aur Mehul ko to kaafi maza aaya sunke, voh bhala piche kyo rehta "choro na bhabhi! Dakyanusi khayalat aajkal shobha nahi deti Aap aao betho!". Vinita bilkul viprit sofe par beth jaati hai aur baar baar kaatil nigahon se mehul ko dekhi jaa rahi thi. Hare rang ki saree aur peela sleeveless blouse me to aaj voh kayamat hi laag rahi thi. Vinita ki jawani dekhkar Mehul ke pant me hulchule hone shuru ho gaya tha.
Kuch pal tak yuhi college aur office ki baate hoti gayi aur Vinita keval haan me haan milati gayi, lekin hairanjanak uski aankhe Mehul ke aankho me dhasti hi gayi. Maano, jaise dono nain matakka kar rahe the ek dusre se. Mehul to deewana ho chuka tha Vinita ka, uski pyasi honto se shuru hoke uske mote stan aur sudol kamar tak. Vinita mann hi mann apne naye shikar ka swagat karti hain aur khud se kehti hai mann me "hmmm yeh sahi rahega! Iski bhog to lena hi parega mujhe!". Vinita ki muskurahat ke piche jo vichar thi, voh Mehul soch bhi nahi sakta tha. Us daayan ki muskurahat ke jawab me voh khud bhi muskurahat vapas karne laga.
Khair, samosa aur chai ke baad kuch beer ka intezam kiya gaya tha. Teeno dost can pe can pine lage aur hamesha ki tarah Mehul is mamle me kuch zyada hi aage badh gaya tha. Nashe ki halat me use Vinita aur bhi zyada kamuk lagne lagi aur Vinita bhi bas use dekhkar muskurati gayi.
Dekhte hi dekhte raat ka samay ho utha aur dinner ka vakt aagaya. Khaana badiya banaya gaya tha aur vaise bhi chicken ke disho me Vinita mahir thi. "Hmmmm bahut badiya bhabhiji!" Ajay bol para aur Mehul bas leg piece ko chabaye chabaye bade besharmi ke saath Vinita ki aur dekhe jaa raha tha. Vaise bhi kaafi baar Vinita sabji paroste vakt apni madmast stano ki khai ka darshan Ajay ko karvati gayi, jisse uske lund me tav keval badta hi gaya.
Vinita ke ishaare Mehul saaf samajh jaata hain aur dekhte hi dekhte dinner khatam ho jaata hai. Jaane ke vakt aise hi mazak mazak me Mehul Vinita ke gale mil jaata hain "thank you bhabhiji for the lovely dinner!!! Maza aagaya sachmuch!" Jhappi ke dauran uski moti stan ko apne chaati pe mehsus karke, bada maza aata hain Mehul ko. Is baat ka ehsaas Rajesh ko bharpoor tha, lekin phir dost ko jaanta bhi achhi tarah se tha. Vinita bhi pyar se Mehul ko boli "aap se milke mujhe bhi kaafi khushi hui! Take care!". Bade ada ke saath voh andar chali jaati hain aur saath saath Rajesh bhi.
Usi raat kareeb 1.10 am
Sharab me tun Mehul apne akhri beer ka maza le raha tha aur bar band hone ke chakkar me use uthna para. Jaate jaate ek bargirl ki gaand pe pyari si chamat maare, voh kuch paise use deta hain, to us bargirl ki shakal Vinita me tabdil hone laga. Apne aankhe tatole, voh phir ek baar dekhne laga usko, to vapas ladki normal ho jaati hain. Khair, bar se nikalte vakt apne aap ko bolne laga "saali! Har kahin nazar aati hai! Yeh saala Rajesh ne viah nahi kiya hota, to main hi lapak leta use!! Uff kya cheez hai kasam se!".
Bar se ek sunsaan gali uske ghar ki aur jaata tha, aur aise me raat ke vadiyo maza leta hua, voh bike start kar leta hain aur ghar ki aur chal diye. Raste ke beecho beech, ek churidar pehni ladki nazar ayi. Bike ko foran rokta hua, voh us ladki ko jab gaur se dekha, to hairan reh gaya. Voh aur koi nahi balki Vinita thi! Use dekhkar Mehul kaafi hairan reh gaya aur bike ko ghasit ke park kiye voh uske aur badh jaata hain.
Raat ke andhere me aur chaand ki roshni ke upkaar se Vinita sach me kamal lag rahi thi. Churidar ke saath koi bhi dupatta nahi thi aur uski stan ki khai hamesha ki tarah manmugdha lag rahe the. "Bhabhi aaap yaahaaa??? Is vakt?" Mehul se raha nahi gaya aur Vinita ke piche piche aagaya. "Mehul! Tanhai me dhase aurat ka haal nahi pucho to accha hai!" Yeh vakya usne apni lut ke saath khelti hui boli. Is ada pe Mehul aur bhi kayal ho gaya, ek to sharab ka nasha aur Vinita ki maujudgi! Matlab sone pe suhaga hi tha uske liye. "Aap aaaaapp kya kehri ho???".
"Sach keh rahi hoon, ab to lagta hain ke Rajesh se jee bhar gaya hai mera!". Aage aage chalti hui Vinita boli. Mehul uska picha karta gaya. Sharab ke nashe me voh Vinita ki aise samay me maujudgi ko bhi sawalat nahi kiya, bas baaton baaton me saath dene laga "koi baat nahi bhaa...."."bhabhi nahi, sirf Vini bolo mujhe!". Apne rasile honton ko laghbag kantte huye voh boli. "Sirf Vini nahi....... Kuch aur bolunga aapko me!!!!!". Uske mulayam haatho ko pyar se Mehul chum utha. "Bolenge ya.....kuch karenge bhi!" Itna kehna tha ke Vinita uske gaal ko kaantke seedha jungle vale disha ki aur bhaag jaati hain.
Uff! Yeh to sapna jaisa tha Mehul ke liye, aur voh bhi "areeee meriii jaaaaan kaahaa chali!" kehke piche piche jaane laga. Raat ke sannate me unke awaaz keval gunj rahe the! Zara si bhi manushya abaadi ka naamo nishaan tak nahi door door tak.
Piche bhagte bhagte Mehul ek jungle me pahuch jaata hain, jahaa ab keval sanatta hi sanatta tha. "Kahaaa hooo????? meriiii jaaan vini bhabhiiiii?????" deewangi me Mehul chillane laga, lekin Vinita ka koi naam o nishaan nahi. Keval yaha se vaha dekhne laga voh aur Vinita ko dhoodhne aage ki aur badne laga. Kuch had tak aage badte badte, Mehul ko hansi ki awaaz sunayi diya. "Haaaahhhhahaaaa" vahi khilkhilayat, aur awaaz kaafi had tak Vinita se milti thi. Mehul yeh shararti andaaz samajh jaata hain aur har ek ped ka moina karne me lag gaya "are vini darling!!!! chall bahaaar nikalllll!!!!" bade ada ke saath voh yaha se vaha phirta gaya, lekin us mrignaini ki zara bhi khabar nahi.
Phir aage aage jaate jaate, voh apne aap ko ek bade se bargad ped ke samaksh paata hain. Ped ki daravni avastha dekhkar Mehul kuch hosh me aane laga aur tabhi uske kandhe par kisi ka haath aaajaata hain. Halke se ghabrahat ke maare voh piche dekhta hain Vinita ko. "Mere pyariiii bhabhiiii! aakhir tum mil hi gayiiiii" inta kehna tha ke Mehul apne chaati ko Vinita ke mote mote stann se dhass deta hain aur maze ki baat yeh thi ke voh bhi saath dene lagi, itna ke voh khud hi apni mulayam honto ko Mehul se jod deti hain aur bahut hi dheere dheere dono chumne lage. "pcchchchchhh" jungle ke sannate me keval honton ka milan ki awaaz aa rahe the aur ras se ras ka milan ho raha tha. Vinita se kahin guna maza Mehul ko un ras bhare honton ko chumne me aa raha tha.
Kuch dedh ke chumban ke baad dono azaad hote hain, lekin aankhe ek dusre pe bharpur chipke huye the. "Mazaa ayaya mere deewane??" nichle hont ko jeeb se chedti hui Vinita boli. "ufff bhabhiiii!!! yeh sach hai ya sapna!!! uff! aap ki kasam, Rajesh saale ko kuch pata nahi chalega!! chalo... kuch aur had paar kar lete hain!" Mehul deewano samaan barbarane laga. "Maine roka kab! vaise bhi unke lund me ab voh baat nahi rahi!!!" zulfo ko jhatak ke badi nakchari ada ke saath Vinita boli. Dost ki lund ki bezzati me Mehul ka lund khada hone laga "uff!! sach kya????? aur batayiye na is baare me!!!!!!" khade lund ko pant me masalte huye Mehul apne kaan khada kar deta hain. "Kya bataoo aapko!! munne jaisa lund hai uska! kahin mard ke chakkar me to kisi shishu se to nahi shaadi ho gayi meri! kabhi kabhi yeh sochti hoon! hayye me to gayi kaam se!" Mehul seedha Vinita ko bahoon me jakad leta hain aur phir ek baar uski honton ko chum leti hain. Chumban kuch pal tak chala aur phir alag hote huye Mehul bola "Ooohh!!! fikar mat kijiye bhabhiiiiiii, aapko gadhewale anubhav dunga mein!". "Chiii, bade besharam hai aap!" jhoothi sharam se Vinita boli.
Vaha ghar pe, paani ke pyaas se Rajesh ka neend tutta hain aur uthke apne baju me Vinita ko na paake, bahut hairaan ho jaata hain. Phir, aankhe seedha ghari ki aur, jahaan pure 1:50 baje huye the. "Yeh Vini kahaa chali gayi????". Ghar ke charo aur ek bebaas pati ke jaisa Rajesh yaha vaha dhoodhne laga, bathroom se leke rasoighar, sab kuch. Lekin Vinita ka naam o nishaan nahi. Jab phone try kia, to switched off ka javab mila. Aise me hairan pareshan, Rajesh apne bistar me soya hua, soch me doob gaya "Yeh pichle kuch dino se kya kya ho raha hai mere saath???? damnit! had hoti hai is aurat ke harkato ka!! kahaa gayii hogi?????".
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