Nakchadi ki jawani

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Suraj: pata nahi dil bol raha hai k aap naraz ho bus mann rakhne k liye mujhe jhooth bol rahe ho.
Rimpi: t kya karu jot um sach mano.
Suraj: pata nahi.
Rimpi: to fir man jao k main naraz nahi hu.
Suraj emoji bhejtahai confusion vali.
Rimpi: yeah kya hai.
Suraj: Confuse hun.
RImpi: mtlb.
Suraj: mtlb yehi k appe vishvash karu ?
Rimpi: theek hai mat karo.
Suraj: lo…. Aap to satt se javav de dete ho.
Rimpi: to na du java.
Suraj: nahi aap jo javav dena chahte ho de sakte ho nahi to reply nahi karoge.
Kuchh der koi message nahi karta fer.
Suraj: bhabhi aap shoping karne nahi gye ?
Rimpi: na.Sonia ayi nahi.
Suraj: ok abh kab jane ka plan hai.
Rimpi: pata nahi Sonia batayegi. Usne lena hai kuchh.
Suraj: ok.
Uske baad normal bateein hi hoti hai. Suraj khush tha k Rimpi se dubara baat start ho gyi hai. Use bhade dhyan se aage bhadna hhoga.
Edhar Rimpi bhi abh use baat karke halka mehsus kar rahi thi. Kuchh din aise hi normal chalta raha.
Suraj ki planning thi k Rimpi ko chhat pe tehlne k liye kise tarike se manaye. Woh Sonia se baat karta hai to Sonia kuchh karne ka vada karti hai. Edhar Suraj aur Rimpi mein messages vagera pe normal batteein continue thi. Ek din Sonia Rimpi k ghar jati hai aur dono bateein karne lagti hai. Baton baton mein Sonia uske chat pe tehlne ka puchh leti hai.
Sonia: Rimpi ajkal tum chat pe nahi aa rahi.
Rimpi: nahi bus thand jyada bhad gyi hai.
Sonia: are maine tumahre karan hi chat pe tehla shuru kiya tha aur abh tum chhod bhi gyi.
Rimpi: fir baad mein shuru kar lenge.
Sonia: Yaar main daily tehlti hu aur tum ati nahi. (sharart k andaz mein) kya hua hame khata ho gyi koi ?
Rimpi: are nahi baba. Bus busy rehti hun to time nahi laga.
Sonia: yaar aise mat kiya kar. Raat ko aya kar.
Rimpi sochti hai k Sonia ko woh abh kya bataye k woh kyon nahi aati chat pe ajkal. Per Sonia to uska peechha chhodne vali nahi thi. Peecha chhudane k liye Rimpi use chat pea ne ka bl deti hai.
Raat ko Sonia  aur Suraj chat pe tehlne k liye ate hai aur Rimpi waha pe nahi hoti. Suraj Sonia ko bolta hai k use phone karke bula lo.
Sonia phone karti hai aur Rimpi k phone pe ring vajti hai.
Rimpi phone dekhti hai to Sonia ka phone tha. Use uthana to panda hi tha phone.
Rimpi: hello.
Sonia: are kaha reh gyi. Ayi nahi chat pe.
Rimpi: are yaar bhul gyi thi. Tum tehal lo. Main kal se aa jaugi.
Sonia: yeh kya baat hui Rimpi. Please aao anhi to main tumne lene neeche aa rahi hu.
Rimpi fas chuki thi use abh jana panda tha. Khair chat pe pahuchne k bad woh dekhti hai k Suraj aur Sonia dono apas mein battein karte tehal rahe the. Jaise hi Sonia usko dekhti hai to jhatt se uske paass a ker baat shuru karti hai.
Sonia: bade nakhre ho gye janab k ajkal jo itni mintein karva rahe hai.
Rimpi: (sharmati hui) nahi aisi koi baat nahi.
Sonia: han han sab samjati hu main.
Rimpi: nahi sach mein.
Sonia: Suraj ne bola bhabhi ko bulao ajkal ate nahi. Dekh vichare ka dil nahi lagta bhabhi k bina.
Rimpi aur Suraj Sonia k munh se yeah baat sun ker chaunk jate hai.
Suraj: (hadbdata hua) maine kab bola.
Rimpi nazrein utha ker Suraj ko dekhti hai. Dono ki nazrein milti hai aur Rimpi jhatt se Nazrein jhuka leti hai.
Rimpi ka hath pakad ker Sonia usko apne sath leker chalne lagti hai. Es sab mein Rimpi ki himmat nahi hui thi Suraj se ankh milane ki. Sonia Rimpi ke sath kafi baatein karti hai aur becch mein Suraj ko bhi involve kar leti hai. Rimpi ko mazboori mein Suraj ki baat ka bhi javav dena padta hai. Kuchh der tehlne k baad sabi neeche aa jate hai. Neeche aa ker Rimpi Suraj ko message karti hai.
Rimpi: tumne kyon bola Sonia ko mujhe upper bulane k liye ?
Suraj: nahi bhabhi maine nahi bola.
Rimpi: agar use koi shaak ho jata to ?
Suraj: kaisa shaakk. ?
Rimpi ko samaj mein nahi ata k wph kya bol gyi. Woh kuchh der wait karta hai per koi reply nahi ata.
Suraj: hello bhabhi kya hua.
Koi reply nahi ata. Suraj thakk ker Rimpi ko phone kar deta hai.
Rimpi jhijhakte hue phone utahti hai.
Rimpi: hello.
Suraj: kya hua bhaabhi aap reply nahi kar rahe.
Rimpi: nahi kuchh nahi.
Suraj: dekh bhabhi aap naraz ho us din ki baat se.
Rimpi: nahi hu.
Suraj: to reply nahi kar rahe aap.
Rimpi chup rehti hai.
Suraj: bhabhi kya hua. Echo please naraz mat ho.
Rimpi ko mazbooran javav dena padta hai.
Rimpi: nahi hu naraz. Per……
Suraj: per kya bhabhi.
Rimpi: nahi kuchh nahi jane doo.
Suraj: nahi bhabhi kuchh to hai. Please….
Rimpi: main yeah kehna chah rahi thi k agar Sonia ko kuchh shaakk ho jata.
Suraj: bhabhi aSonia bhabhi ko kuchh nahi pata hai na kabhi pata chalega. Man kabhi aisa kaam nahi karuga jisse apko koi musibat ho.
Rimpi: pakka na.
Suraj: apki kasam bhabhi.
Rimpi Suraj ko apni kasam khata dekh Sharma jati hai.
Suraj: achha aap kal jaa rahe ho shopping karne.
Rimpi: hmm. Kyon puchh rahe ho.
Suraj: vaise hi.
Rimpi: kyon kuchh mangvana hai.
Suraj: nahi vaise hi puchh raha tha. Too kal tyar rehna main gaadi mein le jauga apko.
Rimpi: aur vapis ate time bhi le ayoge ja bus mein aye.
Suraj: bhabhi ap bolo to pura din apke sath shopping krva duga aur wahi rahuga. Apko vapis ghar chhod k fir jauga dukaan pe.
Rimpi: (haste hue) achha ji.
Suraj: han bilkul. Nahi yakeen to azma lo.
Rimpi: tumahre bhayia jane denge kya.
Suraj: bhabhi aap hukam karo main chal paduga aap k sath.
Rimpi: rehnde do fenko matt. Apne bhabhi se itna darte ho kabhi dukaan se nikalne nahi dete tumhe.
Suraj: lagi sharat bhabhi ?
Rimpi: sharat kaisi sharat.
Suraj: yeho kal dukaan pe nahi jauga. Ap logo ki shopping karvuga sara din.
Rimpi: (haste hue)chalo theek hai laggi sharat..Per sharat mein hai kya.
Suraj: agar aap jeete to jo bologe main karuga.
Rimpi: chalo theek hai.
Dono kuchh der bateein karte hue so jate hai.
Edhar Suraj subah hi Sonia ko kal raat ko hui baat bata deta hai aur bhayia ko manane k liye kehta hai. Sonia bhi samajti hai k inki baat aage bhad rahi to isse achhi baat kya ho sakti hai. Woh apne pati k pass jati hai aur koi na koi bahan bana k Suraj aaj ka din apne sath rehne k liye mana leti hai. Ramesh akela hi ghar se dukaan k liye chala jata hai.
Sonia phone karke Rimpi ko tyar rehne ko bolti hai. Kuchh hi der mein Suraj gaadi bahar nikalta hai aur Sonia bhi bahar aa jati hai. Rimpi bhi bahar aati hai to Suraj ko gaadi mein dekhti hai. Use yakeen nahi ho raha tha k jo ladka apne bhai se itna darta tha usne aaj bhai ko kaise mana liya tha. Dono ki nazrein milti hai aur smile dete hai.
Pura din Suraj unke sath shopping mein help karvata hai. Sonia ne jo lena tha woh to liya hi sath mein Rimpi ne bhi shopping kar li. Ek ladies garment ki dukaan peg ye to Suraj kya dekhta hai k Rimpi ne apne liye black colur ki bra panty kharidi hai. Kuchh de raise hi market mein ghumte hue Suraj unko va[is ghar le ata hai. Raat ko fir se teeno chat pe tehal rahe the. Apas mein bateein karte karte fir neeche aa jate hai.
Apne kamre bethi Rimpi net surfing kar rahi thi to usi time Suraj ka message ata hai. Rimpi bhi message padti hai. Woh actual mein joke tha.Rimpi bhi usko emoji bhej deti hai. Bus aise hi bateein start h jati hai.
Suraj: bhabhi aa ne bhi kuchh liya ja vaise hi Sonia bhabhi k sath hi diya shopping mein.
Rimpi: na maine kuchh nahi liya
Abh woh kaise use batai k usne panty bra liye hai.
Suraj: apne liye bhi kuchh le lena tha.
Rimpi: sab kuchh to hai. Baki baad mein dekhege kuchh lena hoga.
Suraj: han aap bol dena main le jauga.
Rimpi: achha ji.
Suraj: han. Vaise aap aaj ki sharat haar gye.
Rimpi: han har to gyi. To kya karna padega mujhe.
Suraj sochta hai dil to kar raha hai k tumhe masal du per tum manogi nahi itni jaldi.
Suraj:  yeah to hamne kal decide hi nahi. Sirf mere harne ka hi decide hua tha.
Rimpi: (haste hue) han yeah to tumse cheating ho gyi.
Suraj: han bhabhi vaise yeah to cheating hai.
Rimpi: to abh to kuchh nahi ho sakta.