16-12-2020, 07:41 PM
Update - 2
Devraj ka office.
Devraj- baanke ji wo purani file lana , oscar mall mei chori wali.
Baanke- kya saab us file mei apne ko 3 mahine bit gaye aur aap ho ki udhar hi atke ho. Mei to bolta hun koi chota mota chor pakad kr bata dete hai ki yahi hai chor.
Devraj- baanke ji aap umar mei itne bade ho fir bhi mujhe aisi baate sikha rahe. aap file mujhe la do mei dekhlunga baaki
Baanke- jaisi aapki marji
Udhar ghar par.
Kamaya- bhabhi mei college nikal rahi. Aap mujhe drop kardogi. Please bhabhi
Anjali- please.? he hehehe chalo thik hai request to ki tumne.
Kamaya- bhabhi aap bhi na.
Anjali- maaji mei office ja rahi hun raaste mei kamaya ko college drop kardungi. Aarti abhi bhi so rahi hai.
Sulochana- wo to kumbh karan hai 11 baje pehle kaha uthe gi. thik beta jao lekin aaram se dhyan se jaana.
Anjali or kamaya dono ek saath ghar se baahar nikal jaati haai.
Anjali car nikal kar laati haai aur kamaya ko bitha kar uske college nikal jaati hai.
Aaj anjali saadi mei nhi balki pent shirt mei hai wahi vakilo waali dress. white shirt, black pant, black shoes.Black blazer, lekin anjali to kuch bhi pehan le qayamat to lagni hi hai.
Chalo kahani par aate hai.
Anjali car drive karte huye kamaya ke college pahunch jaati hai. Ghar se college tak ke safar mei dono ne koi baat nhi ki kamaya mobile mei busy, aur anjali driving mei.
Kamaya- thank you bhabhi. aap kitni acchi ho khuwaab. kamya jhuk kr anjali ko kiss karne kar deti hai.
Anjali- accha itna payaar aa raha hai mujh par to apne pati ko kya dogi jaanu.
Kamaya- bhabhi aap bhi na.
Anjali- hahahahaha accha chalo mei jaati hun. tum bhi dhyaan se rehna mast lagta hi hai tumhari figure. kahi koi nichod na le.Hehehe
Kamaya- bhabhi mera to nichoda jayega tab ki tab dekhenge lekin aap ki to roj hi. Hehehehe
Anjali- bhaag yaha se badmaash. kuch bhi bolti hai.
Anjali kamaya ko drop karne ke baad gaadi aage bada deti hai aur gaadi mei lagi ghadi mei time dekhti hai to 9.45.
Anjali- oh god margyi aaj to. anjali jaldi se gear change karke speed badhati hai ki tabhi side wali nukkad se ek scooter par buddha aa raha tha jo anjali ki gaadi se takra kar niche gir jaata hai aur behosh ho jaata hai. anjali turant gaadi se baahar aakar dekhti hai. buddha gya ki abhi hai.
Bheed waha ikkathi hogyi thi. anjali ko vakeel ki dress mei dekh kar kuch logo ne to jyada kuch nhi kaha aur kuch ulta us buddhe ki galti bata rahe the. but anjali to jaanti thi ki usne speed badhate huye nazar sadak par nhi ghadi par rakhi thi.
Anjali- please kuch log help karke inhe meri gaadi mei bitha dijiye inhe hospital le jaana hai.
Public ne turant buddhe ki utha kar anjali ki gaadi mei piche ki taraf patak diya.
Anjali gaadi lekar hospital ki aur badh hi rahi thi ki buddha uth jaata hai.
Buddha :- Arrgh ye kya hua hai mujhe sar phata jaa raha hai.... (tabhi anjali ko dekh kar ) aaeeeee ye ye tu kon hai??? kaha kaha le ja rahi hai mujhe?
Anjali- dekhiye aap meri gaadi se takra gaye the to aapko mei apne saath le jaa rahi thi hospital mei.
Buddha- teri maa ki choot behan ki lodi gaand maarke bol rahi hai dard ka ilaaj karne le chal rahi hun. aah iss ki maa ki choot chil gayi kohni meri.
Anjali- puri traha se gusse mei thi. dekhiye aap zara tameej se boliye. aapko abhi hospital le chalti hun sab thik ho jaayega.
(Buddha gusse se man mei. teri maa ko chodu ek to thod diya upar se tameej sikhati hai. Teri to mei maa behan na chod du to bolna bhosdiki)
Buddha- oh sorry dard ki wajha se kuch samajh nhi aaya ki kya bol raha hun mei.
Waise tumhara naam kya hai.?
Anjali- ji anjali, anjali singh, aap kon hai?
Buddha- mei. mera naam hai saleem.
mei ek tailor hun, dukaan par hi jaa raha tha ki. kishmat ne maar kar di.
Anjali- dukhi hote huye. sorry saleem ji meri wajha se aapko itni takleef uthani padi.
(Ab to buddhe ka naam pata chal gaya to use sidhe naam se bulate hai)
Saleem- tum kya karti ho? Mera matlab koi teacher ho ya bank mei kaam karti ho.
Anjali- halke se hanste huye ji nhi nhi. mei ki teacher vichar nhi hun. Mei ek vakeel hu. wahi office mei jaa rahi thi.
Abhi tak saleem ke man mei anjali ke prati koi bura vichaar nhi aaya tha haa gusse mei gaaliya zarur bak raha tha.Man hi man.
Itne mei gaadi hospital aakar ruk jaati hai.
Anjali- lijiye hospital aagya.
Saleem- ye lo ye mera card hai. kabhi tailor waale kaam ki zarurat pade to yad karna. waise tum rehti kaha ho.
Anjali- ji mei. wo apsara colony mei rehti hun...
Saleem- are waah wahi to mei rehta hu. Lekin mei nukkad par rehta hun apsara aur suraj colony ke border par.
Anjali- niche dekhte huye. ji wo hospital. aapka ilaaj.
Saleem- nhi zarurat nhi hai. thik ho jaayega itna bhi nhi chila ki doctor ko 100-200 rs. Thama du.
Tabhi saleem gaadi se utarta hai to anjali bhi gaadi se utarti hai. anjali ko dekh kar saleem apne hosh bhi kho baitha tha.
Us vakilo ki dress se anjali ki chunchiya gadar macha rahi rahi thi, upar se ek button bhi khula choda tha.
Anjali- ji mei jau fir
Saleem- itni jaldi.
Anjali- (chonkte huye) Jiiii????
Saleem- ji wo.... wo ... Wo mera matlab mujhe itni door chod kar?... Agar aap mujhe waapas wahi chod de to.1 km tak mei paidal to nhi ja sakta na.
Anjali- thoda sa jhunjhala kar ji chaliye.
Anjali- bina bole saleem ko waapas drop karke office ke liye nikal jaati hai.
Saleem abhi bhi anjali ke khwabon mei hi khoya hua hai.
Idhar devraj.
Devraj- baanke ji kya koi nokar mil sakta hai ghar ke kaam karne wala. darasal meri wife pura kaam karti hai to maa ne bola tha ek nokar raKhne ki baat jo mujhe bhi kuch thik lag rahi hai. bus koi vishwaas ke laayak ho.
Baanke ji- saab chori to nhi karega. baaki pata nhi. lekin banda imaandaar hai. apne maalik ki iccha ke bagair kuch nhi karta.
Devraj- chori to nhi baaki kya.
Baanke ji- ab baaki to bahut kuch hai. khana khale,kaam mei nakhre kare ya paise jyada le.
Devraj- wo sab problem nhi hai.
Baanke- to fir thik hai saab wo apna saleem miya hai.Na. use rakhlo kaam par. bichra tailor tha pehle bahut naam tha uska lekin ladki baaji ke kaaran aajkal koi nhi jaata uske paass.To koi or kaam ki soch raha tha wo.
Devraj- thik hai aap use mere yahan bhej dijiyega. but haa usse hum khana nhi banwa sakte. wo kya hai na wo '. hai to meri maa usse khana nhi banwa yegi. haan wo hum sab ke liye khana bana sakta hai.
Baanke- ji- ji jaisa aap thik samjhe. Mei use kal aapke ghar bhej dunga. aap paiso ki baat kar lijiyega.
Devraj- ji bahut acche. chalo abhi mei nikalta hu. kal mei meri wife ke saath shopping par ja raha hun to late aaunga.
Baanke- ji saab.
Devraj :- jaate huye man hi man (ladki baaji??••) hmmmm thoda ghambhir hota hua nikal jata hai
Devraj ka office.
Devraj- baanke ji wo purani file lana , oscar mall mei chori wali.
Baanke- kya saab us file mei apne ko 3 mahine bit gaye aur aap ho ki udhar hi atke ho. Mei to bolta hun koi chota mota chor pakad kr bata dete hai ki yahi hai chor.
Devraj- baanke ji aap umar mei itne bade ho fir bhi mujhe aisi baate sikha rahe. aap file mujhe la do mei dekhlunga baaki
Baanke- jaisi aapki marji
Udhar ghar par.
Kamaya- bhabhi mei college nikal rahi. Aap mujhe drop kardogi. Please bhabhi
Anjali- please.? he hehehe chalo thik hai request to ki tumne.
Kamaya- bhabhi aap bhi na.
Anjali- maaji mei office ja rahi hun raaste mei kamaya ko college drop kardungi. Aarti abhi bhi so rahi hai.
Sulochana- wo to kumbh karan hai 11 baje pehle kaha uthe gi. thik beta jao lekin aaram se dhyan se jaana.
Anjali or kamaya dono ek saath ghar se baahar nikal jaati haai.
Anjali car nikal kar laati haai aur kamaya ko bitha kar uske college nikal jaati hai.
Aaj anjali saadi mei nhi balki pent shirt mei hai wahi vakilo waali dress. white shirt, black pant, black shoes.Black blazer, lekin anjali to kuch bhi pehan le qayamat to lagni hi hai.
Chalo kahani par aate hai.
Anjali car drive karte huye kamaya ke college pahunch jaati hai. Ghar se college tak ke safar mei dono ne koi baat nhi ki kamaya mobile mei busy, aur anjali driving mei.
Kamaya- thank you bhabhi. aap kitni acchi ho khuwaab. kamya jhuk kr anjali ko kiss karne kar deti hai.
Anjali- accha itna payaar aa raha hai mujh par to apne pati ko kya dogi jaanu.
Kamaya- bhabhi aap bhi na.
Anjali- hahahahaha accha chalo mei jaati hun. tum bhi dhyaan se rehna mast lagta hi hai tumhari figure. kahi koi nichod na le.Hehehe
Kamaya- bhabhi mera to nichoda jayega tab ki tab dekhenge lekin aap ki to roj hi. Hehehehe
Anjali- bhaag yaha se badmaash. kuch bhi bolti hai.
Anjali kamaya ko drop karne ke baad gaadi aage bada deti hai aur gaadi mei lagi ghadi mei time dekhti hai to 9.45.
Anjali- oh god margyi aaj to. anjali jaldi se gear change karke speed badhati hai ki tabhi side wali nukkad se ek scooter par buddha aa raha tha jo anjali ki gaadi se takra kar niche gir jaata hai aur behosh ho jaata hai. anjali turant gaadi se baahar aakar dekhti hai. buddha gya ki abhi hai.
Bheed waha ikkathi hogyi thi. anjali ko vakeel ki dress mei dekh kar kuch logo ne to jyada kuch nhi kaha aur kuch ulta us buddhe ki galti bata rahe the. but anjali to jaanti thi ki usne speed badhate huye nazar sadak par nhi ghadi par rakhi thi.
Anjali- please kuch log help karke inhe meri gaadi mei bitha dijiye inhe hospital le jaana hai.
Public ne turant buddhe ki utha kar anjali ki gaadi mei piche ki taraf patak diya.
Anjali gaadi lekar hospital ki aur badh hi rahi thi ki buddha uth jaata hai.
Buddha :- Arrgh ye kya hua hai mujhe sar phata jaa raha hai.... (tabhi anjali ko dekh kar ) aaeeeee ye ye tu kon hai??? kaha kaha le ja rahi hai mujhe?
Anjali- dekhiye aap meri gaadi se takra gaye the to aapko mei apne saath le jaa rahi thi hospital mei.
Buddha- teri maa ki choot behan ki lodi gaand maarke bol rahi hai dard ka ilaaj karne le chal rahi hun. aah iss ki maa ki choot chil gayi kohni meri.
Anjali- puri traha se gusse mei thi. dekhiye aap zara tameej se boliye. aapko abhi hospital le chalti hun sab thik ho jaayega.
(Buddha gusse se man mei. teri maa ko chodu ek to thod diya upar se tameej sikhati hai. Teri to mei maa behan na chod du to bolna bhosdiki)
Buddha- oh sorry dard ki wajha se kuch samajh nhi aaya ki kya bol raha hun mei.
Waise tumhara naam kya hai.?
Anjali- ji anjali, anjali singh, aap kon hai?
Buddha- mei. mera naam hai saleem.
mei ek tailor hun, dukaan par hi jaa raha tha ki. kishmat ne maar kar di.
Anjali- dukhi hote huye. sorry saleem ji meri wajha se aapko itni takleef uthani padi.
(Ab to buddhe ka naam pata chal gaya to use sidhe naam se bulate hai)
Saleem- tum kya karti ho? Mera matlab koi teacher ho ya bank mei kaam karti ho.
Anjali- halke se hanste huye ji nhi nhi. mei ki teacher vichar nhi hun. Mei ek vakeel hu. wahi office mei jaa rahi thi.
Abhi tak saleem ke man mei anjali ke prati koi bura vichaar nhi aaya tha haa gusse mei gaaliya zarur bak raha tha.Man hi man.
Itne mei gaadi hospital aakar ruk jaati hai.
Anjali- lijiye hospital aagya.
Saleem- ye lo ye mera card hai. kabhi tailor waale kaam ki zarurat pade to yad karna. waise tum rehti kaha ho.
Anjali- ji mei. wo apsara colony mei rehti hun...
Saleem- are waah wahi to mei rehta hu. Lekin mei nukkad par rehta hun apsara aur suraj colony ke border par.
Anjali- niche dekhte huye. ji wo hospital. aapka ilaaj.
Saleem- nhi zarurat nhi hai. thik ho jaayega itna bhi nhi chila ki doctor ko 100-200 rs. Thama du.
Tabhi saleem gaadi se utarta hai to anjali bhi gaadi se utarti hai. anjali ko dekh kar saleem apne hosh bhi kho baitha tha.
Us vakilo ki dress se anjali ki chunchiya gadar macha rahi rahi thi, upar se ek button bhi khula choda tha.
Anjali- ji mei jau fir
Saleem- itni jaldi.
Anjali- (chonkte huye) Jiiii????
Saleem- ji wo.... wo ... Wo mera matlab mujhe itni door chod kar?... Agar aap mujhe waapas wahi chod de to.1 km tak mei paidal to nhi ja sakta na.
Anjali- thoda sa jhunjhala kar ji chaliye.
Anjali- bina bole saleem ko waapas drop karke office ke liye nikal jaati hai.
Saleem abhi bhi anjali ke khwabon mei hi khoya hua hai.
Idhar devraj.
Devraj- baanke ji kya koi nokar mil sakta hai ghar ke kaam karne wala. darasal meri wife pura kaam karti hai to maa ne bola tha ek nokar raKhne ki baat jo mujhe bhi kuch thik lag rahi hai. bus koi vishwaas ke laayak ho.
Baanke ji- saab chori to nhi karega. baaki pata nhi. lekin banda imaandaar hai. apne maalik ki iccha ke bagair kuch nhi karta.
Devraj- chori to nhi baaki kya.
Baanke ji- ab baaki to bahut kuch hai. khana khale,kaam mei nakhre kare ya paise jyada le.
Devraj- wo sab problem nhi hai.
Baanke- to fir thik hai saab wo apna saleem miya hai.Na. use rakhlo kaam par. bichra tailor tha pehle bahut naam tha uska lekin ladki baaji ke kaaran aajkal koi nhi jaata uske paass.To koi or kaam ki soch raha tha wo.
Devraj- thik hai aap use mere yahan bhej dijiyega. but haa usse hum khana nhi banwa sakte. wo kya hai na wo '. hai to meri maa usse khana nhi banwa yegi. haan wo hum sab ke liye khana bana sakta hai.
Baanke- ji- ji jaisa aap thik samjhe. Mei use kal aapke ghar bhej dunga. aap paiso ki baat kar lijiyega.
Devraj- ji bahut acche. chalo abhi mei nikalta hu. kal mei meri wife ke saath shopping par ja raha hun to late aaunga.
Baanke- ji saab.
Devraj :- jaate huye man hi man (ladki baaji??••) hmmmm thoda ghambhir hota hua nikal jata hai
बर्बादी को निमंत्रण
https://xossipy.com/thread-1515.html
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https://xossipy.com/thread-2651.html
Hawas ka ghulam
https://xossipy.com/thread-33284-post-27...pid2738750
https://xossipy.com/thread-1515.html
[b]द मैजिक मिरर (THE MAGIC MIRROR) {A Tale of Tilism}[/b]
https://xossipy.com/thread-2651.html
Hawas ka ghulam
https://xossipy.com/thread-33284-post-27...pid2738750