27-11-2020, 06:13 AM
Ab aagey.......
Kareena raat bhar so nahi paati thi qki kallu aur Nushrat ki chudayi ka nazara baar baar ushke sapne me aane laga tha, wo kallu ka Lund Nushrat k gaand me Jana aur Nushrat ka karhane ki awaj kareena k Dil aur dimag me chha gya tha...
Kareena(man me).... Mujhe kallu ko Nushrat se due karna hi hoga lekin q mujhe Nushrat se itna Jalan ho Raha hai, me ek film actress hu aur Nushrat gaon ki aurat hai, mere pati ek nawab hai aur Kallu ish gaon ka ek mazdoor lekin Kya bada Lund hai kallu k pass aur Kya chodne ki taqat, Saif kallu k chudayi k samne to ek bachha hai, mujhe kallu ko Nushrat se dur krna hi hai...
Kareena aaj pehli baar kallu k liye tayaar ho rahi thi wo janti thi ki khubsurati k mamle me hi wo Nushrat se aagey hai aur sirf khubsurati se hi wo kallu ko Nushrat se dur KR sakti hai lekin wo ye sab q KR rahi thi Avi Tak kareena k pass ishka koi jawab nhi tha...
Kareena (man me).... Aaj to kallu bas mujhe dekhta hi reh jaaega dekhti hu mere ish jaal se kese Bach k jaaoge..
Lekin kareena ko Kya pata tha Kallu Kal raat ko jaan bujh k Nushrat ko ushke samne choda tha wo Kareena k Ander ki Randi ko Bahar Lana chahta tha Jo ki wo kuchh hadh Tak kamiyab v ho gya tha...
Kareena ko itna hot dekh k Saif pichhe se bolta hai...
Saif.... Lagta hai set pe nhi kisi ko Marne jaa rahi ho apne husn se....
Kareena..... Hattt... Aaj bas man Kiya hai thoda khubsurat lagne kaa ishiliye...
Kareena tayar hoke set ko nikalti hai aur Saif ready hoke airport ko nikal jata hai...
Kareena jab set pe aati hai ushko dekh k sab dekhte hi reh jaate hai...
Lekin set pe kareena ka nazar sirf kallu ko hu dhund rahi thi, wohi dusri work kallu uthta hai aur sirf apni purani lungi aur shirt pehen k nikal jata hai aaj ushka alag hi plan tha aaj ushe kareena ko jaleel Jo karna tha, kallu janta tha ki kareena k upar ushka Lund ka jaadu to chal gya hai ab bas wo jaadu se kareena ko Randi banana tha..
Kallu jaldi jaldi se jab set pahunch ta hai tab Tak shooting chalu ho chuki thi, late aane ki wajah se security Ander aane hi nhi de Raha tha kallu ko...
Kallu.... Abey saley mujhe Ander aane nhi de Raha hai apni naukri se hath dhona padega tujhe dekh le..
Security.... Abey ja buddhe Kya KR lega tu v me dekhta hu...
Tavi security k samne hi kallu, kareena ko phone lagata hai...
Kallu.... Oye chhinaal tera ye security mujhe Ander aane nhi de Raha hai, jaldi aa aur ishko naukri se nikal de...
Security Jo v ajeeb lagta hai ki ye budhha kise call Kiya aur chhinaal jaisa gaali v de Raha hai...
Kareena call pe kallu ka gaali pe nhi Jo usey Ander nhi aane Diya jaa Raha hai ush baat par jyada gussa aata hai...
Kallu.... Dekhna Meri Randi aake tera kese khabar leti hai...
Kallu k muh se baat khatm hi nhi Hui thi ki kareena purey gusse me waha aati hai...
Kareena ko aata dekh security guard ko apne aankhon pe viswas hi nahi ho Raha tha ki Kallu thodi der pehle Kareena Kapoor ko phone Kiya tha..
Kareena (Gusse me).... Tumhe ab aur yaha naukri Karne ki jarurat nahi hai tum jaa sakte ho yaha security officer habaldar khada rahega ab se, tumhari Avi koi jarurat nahi hai...
Kareena ko Saree me dekh k kallu ka Lund tight ho chuka tha.
Security guard.... Madam mujhe maaf kr dijiye mujhe pata nahi tha ki ye aadmi apke itne khaas hai, agar pata hota to nahi rokta kavi...
Kareena.... Maafi mujhse nahi inse mangi...
Security guard..... Mujhe maaf kr do chacha mere chhote chhote Bache hai...
Kallu.... Chal thik hai maaf Kiya aage se dyan rakhna...
Kallu, kareena ki aur dekhte huye..... Kya baat hai kareena ek dum patakha lag rahi tu aaj...
Kallu eshi baatein jaan bujh k security guard k samne KR Raha tha Taki wo kareena ka reaction dekh sakey...
Kareena ka sharmana Jo dekh k security guard kuchh samajh nhi paa Raha tha, kallu ke eshe baat as kareena Sharma to rahi thi lekin security guard k samne eshi baatein sun k embarrassed v thi, wo kallu ko Ander leke jaati hai kallu aaj raja jaisa feel kr Raha tha qki Rani Jo ushke saath thi lekin Rani ko thoda besharam banana jaruri tha...
Kallu.... Kyu re chhinaal eshe kapde aur ye makeup mere liye KR k layi hai, Me to tujhe kapde me dekh k hi Lund khada ho gya hai...
Kareena (sharmate huye).... Bas bhi Karo kallu, eshi baatein yaha mat Karo yaha Meri thodi izzat hai..
Kallu(man me)..... Yehi to Teri izzat utarni hai jaise wo security guard k samne Kiya baise hi tu dekhti jaa Tere saath aur Kya kya karta hu me...
Kallu Aram se baitha shooting dekhna chalu krta hai kareena apna kapda badal k aati hai qki aaj ushka ek dance number shoot hona tha...
Kareena ko dekhte hi kallu apna Lund ko apne lungi me hi masalne lagta hai, kallu kachha to nahi pehenta tha ishiliye Usha 10" ka Lund ka shape pura ushke lungi pe aarha tha, kareena ye sab dekh rahi thi aur ushe kallu ko aaj seduce v krna tha Taki wo kallu ko Nushrat se dur Kar sakey...
Gana chalu hota hai aur kareena gaane k dhun pe nachna chalu krti hai set me sarey Mard kareena ka zero figure wali kamar ko dekh k apne hawas par kabu rakhne ki koshish KR rahe the...
Lekin kallu apne aap pe kaabu kaha rakh paa Raha tha,
Kallu(man me).... Kya kamar hila rahi hai randi, man KR Raha hi ki yehi sabke samne nanga nachau sali ko,
Lund masalte huye.... Wo v bahat jaldi karwaunga lekin ushse pehle thoda tujhe kabu me Lana hoga, Taki tu mere pakad se kavi Bahar naa ja sakey...
Kallu tavi kareena ko dikhate huye apna Lund ko lungi se thoda Bahar nikalta hai kareena kallu ka Lund dekhte hi ushka chut geela ho jata hai aur ushe raat ka Sara scene ushke samne aane lagta hai kese kallu ushe jungle le jaake ek train k passenger k samne chod Raha tha aur ush train k logo ka comment abhi v kareena k kaano me gunjne lagta hai...
Wo dance aadhe me hi chhod kapne vanity k aor chali jaati hai aur director sabko break de deta hai... Kallu v apna khada Lund liye kareena k pichhe pichhe ushke vanity me Chala jata hai...
Kareena mirror k samne khadi hoke apne dress ko set ke rahi thi..
Kallu pichhe se aata hai aur kareena ko daboch Leta hai, kallu, kareena ka pith aur galey ko chumne lagta hai aur kareena k chuchiyo ko kapde k upar se hi dabane lagta hai, aur kallu apna Lund ko kareena k gaand me chubhane lagta hai agar bich me kareena k kapde aur kallu ka lungi nhi hota to Lund sidha kareena k gaand k surakh me ghush jata, lekin kareena phir v kallu k Lund ka dabaw apne gaand me surakh k upar mehsus KR rahi thi...
Kareena.... Thoda sabar Karo kallu abhi shooting hai ushke baad Jo karna hai Kar Lena....
Kallu.... Janeman aur mat tadpa Mera Lund khada khada hi tadap Raha hai Tere chut k liye....
Kareena(man me).... Tumhe tadapne k liye hito itna sajh dhajh k aayi thi aaj, tumhe wo Nushrat se dur Jo krna hai, kutiya ko lagta hai ki tumhe sirf wohi khush rakh sakti hai, jab tum ushey chhod k mere pass aajaoge tabhi Meri Jeet hogi.....
Kallu..... Dekh agar eshe hi mere Lund ka tune kuchh nhi Kiya to jaa Raha hu apni rakhel Nushrat k pass wo Kam se Kam darti to nahi hai Teri tarah...
Kallu Jan bujh k Nushrat ka naam samne lata tha jaha kareena samajh rahi thi ki wo kallu k sath khel rahi hai wohi kallu ish khel ka master tha, kallu apna khel khelne laga tha jaha kareena ish khel ki ek mohra hi thi.....
To be continued.......
Please comment......
Kareena raat bhar so nahi paati thi qki kallu aur Nushrat ki chudayi ka nazara baar baar ushke sapne me aane laga tha, wo kallu ka Lund Nushrat k gaand me Jana aur Nushrat ka karhane ki awaj kareena k Dil aur dimag me chha gya tha...
Kareena(man me).... Mujhe kallu ko Nushrat se due karna hi hoga lekin q mujhe Nushrat se itna Jalan ho Raha hai, me ek film actress hu aur Nushrat gaon ki aurat hai, mere pati ek nawab hai aur Kallu ish gaon ka ek mazdoor lekin Kya bada Lund hai kallu k pass aur Kya chodne ki taqat, Saif kallu k chudayi k samne to ek bachha hai, mujhe kallu ko Nushrat se dur krna hi hai...
Kareena aaj pehli baar kallu k liye tayaar ho rahi thi wo janti thi ki khubsurati k mamle me hi wo Nushrat se aagey hai aur sirf khubsurati se hi wo kallu ko Nushrat se dur KR sakti hai lekin wo ye sab q KR rahi thi Avi Tak kareena k pass ishka koi jawab nhi tha...
Kareena (man me).... Aaj to kallu bas mujhe dekhta hi reh jaaega dekhti hu mere ish jaal se kese Bach k jaaoge..
Lekin kareena ko Kya pata tha Kallu Kal raat ko jaan bujh k Nushrat ko ushke samne choda tha wo Kareena k Ander ki Randi ko Bahar Lana chahta tha Jo ki wo kuchh hadh Tak kamiyab v ho gya tha...
Kareena ko itna hot dekh k Saif pichhe se bolta hai...
Saif.... Lagta hai set pe nhi kisi ko Marne jaa rahi ho apne husn se....
Kareena..... Hattt... Aaj bas man Kiya hai thoda khubsurat lagne kaa ishiliye...
Kareena tayar hoke set ko nikalti hai aur Saif ready hoke airport ko nikal jata hai...
Kareena jab set pe aati hai ushko dekh k sab dekhte hi reh jaate hai...
Lekin set pe kareena ka nazar sirf kallu ko hu dhund rahi thi, wohi dusri work kallu uthta hai aur sirf apni purani lungi aur shirt pehen k nikal jata hai aaj ushka alag hi plan tha aaj ushe kareena ko jaleel Jo karna tha, kallu janta tha ki kareena k upar ushka Lund ka jaadu to chal gya hai ab bas wo jaadu se kareena ko Randi banana tha..
Kallu jaldi jaldi se jab set pahunch ta hai tab Tak shooting chalu ho chuki thi, late aane ki wajah se security Ander aane hi nhi de Raha tha kallu ko...
Kallu.... Abey saley mujhe Ander aane nhi de Raha hai apni naukri se hath dhona padega tujhe dekh le..
Security.... Abey ja buddhe Kya KR lega tu v me dekhta hu...
Tavi security k samne hi kallu, kareena ko phone lagata hai...
Kallu.... Oye chhinaal tera ye security mujhe Ander aane nhi de Raha hai, jaldi aa aur ishko naukri se nikal de...
Security Jo v ajeeb lagta hai ki ye budhha kise call Kiya aur chhinaal jaisa gaali v de Raha hai...
Kareena call pe kallu ka gaali pe nhi Jo usey Ander nhi aane Diya jaa Raha hai ush baat par jyada gussa aata hai...
Kallu.... Dekhna Meri Randi aake tera kese khabar leti hai...
Kallu k muh se baat khatm hi nhi Hui thi ki kareena purey gusse me waha aati hai...
Kareena ko aata dekh security guard ko apne aankhon pe viswas hi nahi ho Raha tha ki Kallu thodi der pehle Kareena Kapoor ko phone Kiya tha..
Kareena (Gusse me).... Tumhe ab aur yaha naukri Karne ki jarurat nahi hai tum jaa sakte ho yaha security officer habaldar khada rahega ab se, tumhari Avi koi jarurat nahi hai...
Kareena ko Saree me dekh k kallu ka Lund tight ho chuka tha.
Security guard.... Madam mujhe maaf kr dijiye mujhe pata nahi tha ki ye aadmi apke itne khaas hai, agar pata hota to nahi rokta kavi...
Kareena.... Maafi mujhse nahi inse mangi...
Security guard..... Mujhe maaf kr do chacha mere chhote chhote Bache hai...
Kallu.... Chal thik hai maaf Kiya aage se dyan rakhna...
Kallu, kareena ki aur dekhte huye..... Kya baat hai kareena ek dum patakha lag rahi tu aaj...
Kallu eshi baatein jaan bujh k security guard k samne KR Raha tha Taki wo kareena ka reaction dekh sakey...
Kareena ka sharmana Jo dekh k security guard kuchh samajh nhi paa Raha tha, kallu ke eshe baat as kareena Sharma to rahi thi lekin security guard k samne eshi baatein sun k embarrassed v thi, wo kallu ko Ander leke jaati hai kallu aaj raja jaisa feel kr Raha tha qki Rani Jo ushke saath thi lekin Rani ko thoda besharam banana jaruri tha...
Kallu.... Kyu re chhinaal eshe kapde aur ye makeup mere liye KR k layi hai, Me to tujhe kapde me dekh k hi Lund khada ho gya hai...
Kareena (sharmate huye).... Bas bhi Karo kallu, eshi baatein yaha mat Karo yaha Meri thodi izzat hai..
Kallu(man me)..... Yehi to Teri izzat utarni hai jaise wo security guard k samne Kiya baise hi tu dekhti jaa Tere saath aur Kya kya karta hu me...
Kallu Aram se baitha shooting dekhna chalu krta hai kareena apna kapda badal k aati hai qki aaj ushka ek dance number shoot hona tha...
Kareena ko dekhte hi kallu apna Lund ko apne lungi me hi masalne lagta hai, kallu kachha to nahi pehenta tha ishiliye Usha 10" ka Lund ka shape pura ushke lungi pe aarha tha, kareena ye sab dekh rahi thi aur ushe kallu ko aaj seduce v krna tha Taki wo kallu ko Nushrat se dur Kar sakey...
Gana chalu hota hai aur kareena gaane k dhun pe nachna chalu krti hai set me sarey Mard kareena ka zero figure wali kamar ko dekh k apne hawas par kabu rakhne ki koshish KR rahe the...
Lekin kallu apne aap pe kaabu kaha rakh paa Raha tha,
Kallu(man me).... Kya kamar hila rahi hai randi, man KR Raha hi ki yehi sabke samne nanga nachau sali ko,
Lund masalte huye.... Wo v bahat jaldi karwaunga lekin ushse pehle thoda tujhe kabu me Lana hoga, Taki tu mere pakad se kavi Bahar naa ja sakey...
Kallu tavi kareena ko dikhate huye apna Lund ko lungi se thoda Bahar nikalta hai kareena kallu ka Lund dekhte hi ushka chut geela ho jata hai aur ushe raat ka Sara scene ushke samne aane lagta hai kese kallu ushe jungle le jaake ek train k passenger k samne chod Raha tha aur ush train k logo ka comment abhi v kareena k kaano me gunjne lagta hai...
Wo dance aadhe me hi chhod kapne vanity k aor chali jaati hai aur director sabko break de deta hai... Kallu v apna khada Lund liye kareena k pichhe pichhe ushke vanity me Chala jata hai...
Kareena mirror k samne khadi hoke apne dress ko set ke rahi thi..
Kallu pichhe se aata hai aur kareena ko daboch Leta hai, kallu, kareena ka pith aur galey ko chumne lagta hai aur kareena k chuchiyo ko kapde k upar se hi dabane lagta hai, aur kallu apna Lund ko kareena k gaand me chubhane lagta hai agar bich me kareena k kapde aur kallu ka lungi nhi hota to Lund sidha kareena k gaand k surakh me ghush jata, lekin kareena phir v kallu k Lund ka dabaw apne gaand me surakh k upar mehsus KR rahi thi...
Kareena.... Thoda sabar Karo kallu abhi shooting hai ushke baad Jo karna hai Kar Lena....
Kallu.... Janeman aur mat tadpa Mera Lund khada khada hi tadap Raha hai Tere chut k liye....
Kareena(man me).... Tumhe tadapne k liye hito itna sajh dhajh k aayi thi aaj, tumhe wo Nushrat se dur Jo krna hai, kutiya ko lagta hai ki tumhe sirf wohi khush rakh sakti hai, jab tum ushey chhod k mere pass aajaoge tabhi Meri Jeet hogi.....
Kallu..... Dekh agar eshe hi mere Lund ka tune kuchh nhi Kiya to jaa Raha hu apni rakhel Nushrat k pass wo Kam se Kam darti to nahi hai Teri tarah...
Kallu Jan bujh k Nushrat ka naam samne lata tha jaha kareena samajh rahi thi ki wo kallu k sath khel rahi hai wohi kallu ish khel ka master tha, kallu apna khel khelne laga tha jaha kareena ish khel ki ek mohra hi thi.....
To be continued.......
Please comment......