Adultery Royal Kareena Kapoor Khan ki barbadi ka safar

[Udaybhanu]

Ab aagey....




Machine k start hote hi Kareena ko thodi neend aaney lagti hai.

Kallu machine start krne se pehle hi apne kaano me rui daal Diya tha taaki machine ka jyada aasar ushpar na ho.

Upar se kallu dhire dhire Kareena ka shir Daba Raha tha.
Thodi der me jab Kareena thodi si so jati hai tab Kallu apna hypnosis chalu krta hai.

Kallu- Kareena ab thumhe neend me apne dimag k eshi jagah pe kaid ho jisse tum mere madad k Bina Bahar nhi aaskati.

Kareena(Hypnosis state me)- Me ek eshe kamre me hu Jahan sirf andhera hai roshni ka koi jariya nhi hai.

Kallu ko apna plan sahi chalta dikhthta hai.
Wo Kareena ko sotey hue dekh Avi ishi waqt ushe chodna chahta tha.



Lekin ushke gaal pe lage thapad wo bhula nhi tha wo bolta hai- Eshe nhi tune mujhe aur mere Lund ko bahat tadpaya hai. Mujhe sabke samne gaali Diya hai aur thapad v mara hai.
Eshe apna badla janne nhi de sakta me. Tujhe v itna tadpaunga ki khud sab kuchh vul k mere sath chudegi. Aur khud apne pati aur bachhe k chhod k mere sath Meri rakhel ban k rahegi.

Kallu- aaj k baad tumhara hypnosis state ka ek code word hai aur wo hai "RANDI" jaise hi ye word Tere samne mei bolunga tu hypnosis state me chali jaaegi. Chahe tujhe ye code word phone pe q na sunai de.

Kareena- Aaj se yehi Mera code word hai. Ye word apse sunte hi Mai apne dimag ke ishi Andheri room me kaid ho jaaungi. Chahe Meri ankhein khuli hi qna ho.

Kallu ye sunke pagal sa ho gya lekin wo Kareena ko hypnosis state me chodna nhi chahta tha wo chahta tha ki wo apne purey hosh me ushse chudne, ushke liye nanga nache.



Kallu apna experiment ko check krna chahta tha. Ishiliye wo Kareena ko ushke hypnosis state se jagaa deta hai.



Kareena- Ye aap Kya KR rahe ho kallu.

Kallu- "RANDI"

Ye sunte hi Kareena wapas apne hypnosis state me chali jati hai.

Kallu apne aap ko rok nhi pata aur Kareena ko ek deep smooch kr deta hai.

Ushke raseele hotho ko wo eshe chhosh Raha tha Mano hoth nhi koi rashila aam ho. 
Kallu tha to pura janwar hi ushke hotho eshe chumte chumte jor se Kat Leta hai.
Tab Kareena k hotho se khun nikal jata hai.

Tab Kallu ko hosh aata hai kitna aagey kitna jaldi pahunch gaya hai lekin ab ushe apne hawas ko kuchh din aur hi role rakhna hai.

Kallu- mujhe tera phone number chahiye taki jab chahu tujhe "RANDI" bana saku.

Kareena turant hi apna number kallu ko de deti hai.

Kallu- ab jaise hi tujhe hosh aaega ye tere hoth se Jo chot lagi hai ye tuney khud apne aap ko Diya hai. Aur Mera kuchh kanoon hai Jo tujhe follow krna hai.
1) Meri naukri tu wapas karegi,wo v aaj se me sirf tera spotboy rakhunga pura set me aur koi kaam nhi krna hai mujhe.
2) Me tujhe dekh k kitna v apna Lund ragdu tujhe kitna v ye chiz Ghinona lagey tu na kisi ko bol paayegi aur na ishse nazar hata paayegi.
3) Me aaj ke baad tujhe Jo v khane ya pine ko dunga tu ushe Bina kisi se share kiye. Aur Bina koi Shaq aur sawal k kha legi.
4) "RANDI" key word sunte hi tu Kareena Kapoor nhi Kareena kutiya hogi ek alag personality.
5) Aaj k baad rojana Mera call tujhe aaega aur tu kahi v ho wo call ignore nhi karegi.


Kareena- Thik hai aaj se ye Kareena kutiya aapki sari baat manegi.

Phir Kallu Kareena ko hosh me le aata hai.

Kareena- kallu me kab se soyi hui hu, tumne mujhe jagaya qnhi.
(Kareena itni ghamandi thi ki ushke baap k Umar k admi ko naam se bula rahi thi aur tu-tadak se baat kr rahi thi)

Kallu- Madam me to bash apka gussa shant krna chahta tha. Agar aapko nind se utha deta to  apko wapas gussa aajata.

Kareena- Thik hai ab tu yaha de jaa aur director ko Ander vej.

Kallu(man me)- Jitna udna hai udh ab to mene tujhe jaal pe fasa hi Diya hai. Bas ek pinjhra banana hai jisme tu Kareena Kapoor nhi Kareena Kutiya bani rahe wo bhi apne Marzi se ab tu dekhti jaa bash, chod chod k Tera pisab na nikal Diya to Mera naam v kallu nhi. Teri eshi halath karunga ki mere shasir se nakla hua har chiz Tere liye bhagwan ka Prasad hoga.

Ye sochte sochte wo apna kala pila dant nikal k bada hi ghinoni tarah se mushkura Raha tha.



Kareena- Tu daant ka dikha Raha hai bola na Bahar jaa aur director ko Ander vej ya phir se Meri juti se pitna hai.

Kallu- Maf KR do madam aavi bula k lata hu.

Ab aagey kallu Kareena Kapoor Kareena kutiya kese banata hai janenge apne agle update pe.

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