Adultery Royal Kareena Kapoor Khan ki barbadi ka safar

[Udaybhanu]

Ab aagey...

Kallu apne mohre chal rha par ish sab se anzan Kareena apne shooting ko jald se jald khatm Kar k dhulia gaon se apne mehal me wapas Jana chahti thi.
Lekin ushey Kya pata ushka aagey ki kismat ab ushi dhulia gaon k mazdoor kallu ke Lund se likhni thi.
Ushki kishmat me ab randi  banna tey tha.



Aaj shooting ka dushra din tha to Kareena late nhi krna chahti thi to wo jaldi se set pe pahunch jaati hai.

Waha Jake wo apna scene krna chalu kr deti hai wo itna zyada ghamandi thi ki scene k bich me 10 baar lightman ko gaali de chuki thi.

Shooting smoothly chal rahi thi tavi Kareena ne notice krti hai ki Kallu aaj set pe tha nhi.

Kareena man hi man bahat khush hoti hai ki aaj wo badsurat budhhe ko dekhna nhi hoga.

Tavi ushke dimag me Kal break time ka yaad aata hai. Jab Kareena Saif see baat kr rahi thi wohi pehli baar wo apne Zindagi ka sabse bada Lund dekhi thi. 


Kareena pe kallu ka pehla impression jitna Ganda tha utna hi achha impression ushka gadhe saman Lund ka tha.


Wo man hi man sochti hai " Hey bhagwan kisi insan ka itna bada Lund ho sakta hai Kya, Kam de Kam 10 inch ka to hoga hi, pata nhi buddhe ki biwi kese leti hogi itna bada lund. Tavi ushe yaad aata hai ki ushki biwi to Mar chuki hai aur ushke bachhe ushe Ghar se nikal diye hai, ish tarah se pehli baar Kareena ko kallu pe thodi daya aati hai. Wo aagey sochti hai ki Kya itna bada Lund kisi v aurat me sama sakta hai, Kya wo mere Ander fit hoga,
Nahi nahi me ye Kya soch rahi hu."

Tavi wo feel krti hai ki ushka chut, kallu ke Lund k barey me soch k hi Gili ho chuki hai.



Kareena ki saansein tez hogayi thi aur wo apne chair pe baith v nhi paa rahi thi.

Kallu ke pehla goli to pura nisane pe laga tha, lekin kallu abhi Tak jyada kuchh Kiya hi nhi tha lekin Kareena ka ye haal kr Diya tha wo v pehle hi din me.

Aagey kallu jab apna game khelna chalu karega sochiye Kareena kitni baar jhadegi.

KAREENA Kapoor bahat uncomfortable feel krti hai to wo shooting se break chahti thi 
Director v maan jata hai bhala heroine ko kaun Mana karega.

Yaha shooting jitna delay ho Raha tha wohi dushri taraf Bharat(Detective) apne kaam pe lag gya tha.

Gaon se thodi dur hi shehar tha aur waha ek 3 star hotel tha. Jo pura ka pura film k crew k liye book Kiya hua tha. Film me KAREENA thi to high budget to tha hi film ka.

Wohi sabse upar Wala floor pura Kareena Kapoor k liye book tha.
Hotel itna bada to nhi tha lekin kuchh din ki shooting k liye best tha.

Bharat apne kaam me mahir tha wo room service walo ko thoda Paisa deke Kareena k room ka duplicate key card le leta hai aur Ander jakey jald se jald Sara camera fit KR deta hai aur sarey camera ko ek smartphone ke sath link KR deta hai. Ushe kuchh Matlab nhi tha ki Kallu ye sab ushse q karwa Raha hai, ushe bas 10 lakh rupaye dikh rahe the Jo ki ushe aur kuchh ganto me Milne Wala tha.

Wohi dushri taraf kallu v apna kaam me laga hua tha.
Ushke pass jyada time nhi tha Kareena ko hypnotized Karne k liye ishiliye wo ek machine kharidta hai Jo ushke hypnosis technique ko bahat jyada badha deta hai.


Machine kharidne k baad wo sidha wohi seher ka hi ek sex related doctor se Milne jata hai.

Doctor to pehle ek 65 saal k buddhe ko dekh k chaunk jata hai qki ish Umar me bese khada kaha hota hai. Lekin for v ho apne patient ko deal krta hai.

Doctor- arey chacha Kya problem hai batao jara.

Kallu- Beta meri biwi aajkal merese khush nhi rehti hai. Aaj Kal Mera hathiyar aur khada nhi hota na.

Doctor- arey chacha ish Umar me ye hona common hai lekin appki biwi ko ye chiz samajhna chahiye.

Kallu- Meri biwi itni padhi likhi nhi hai lekin ushe sex to chahiye hi aap to doctor hai aap jante hai ki mard se jyada aurat ko sex ki bhukh jyada hoti hai.

Doctor- thik hai chacha me aapko kuchh strong dabai de Raha hu Jo apke chodne ki kabiliyat ko badha degi lekin..

Kallu- lekin Kya doctor sahab.

Doctor- Chacha ye dabai legally transfer nhi hai ye ek local brand ka company banai thi Jo pichhle mahine ki security officer k chhape me pakdi gayi hai.
Qki ye dabai khane k baad ek admi ne ek din me hi 10 aurat logo ka bang kr Diya tha. Avi admi aur dabai company dono jail me hai.

Kallu ko lekin wo dabai kaha chahiye thi wo to apni Randi Kareena Kapoor k liye le Raha tha. Qki ye baat ushe v pata thi ki itne Kam waqt me ek itni high class aurat ko chodna impossible hai.
Ishiliye wo koi chance nhi Lena chahta tha sirf hypnosis k bharosa pe wo nhi rehna chahta tha ishiliye wo ye dabai v le Raha tha.

Kallu- Doctor sahab Mera Umar dekhiye mere upar ye dabai Kya hi asar karegi.

Doctor- Ha chacha ye v hai. Me dawai likh deta hu aap mere compounder se ye dabai le lijiye.

Kallu turant hi compounder k pass aajata hai.
Compounder parchi dekh k bolta hai arey chacha ye dabai legally ban hai fir v Lena chahte ho.

Kallu- ha beta pata hai doctor sahab ne ish dabai ka history bataya hai mujhe.
Kallu man hi man pareshan ho Raha tha ki ye Avi Tak dabai qnhi de Raha hai altu faltu baat kr Raha hai.
Fir kallu apne bhawnao par kabu karta hai aur kehta hai.

Kallu- Dede beta bahat pareshan hu.

Compounder- chacha ye company ek aur dabai v banati thi lekin wo itna famous nhi hua qki wo dabai ladki k chut k Ander daali jati thi. Chut me jaate hi ladki ko sirf ek danda hi chahiye hota hai jiske upar wo kid sakey bas. 
Ye bol k wo joro se hasne laga. 

Kallu-ab wo dabai v Lena chahta tha wo bolta hai ki mujhe wo dabai v dede beta.

Compounder- Nhi chacha ap Chachi ye dabai dogey to wo to ish Umar me Mar hi jaaegi.

Kallu fir ek noto ki gaddi ushke samne rakhta hai.

Compounder ye dekh k chaunk hi jata hai ki ish buddhe ka pass itna Paisa kaise.

Lekin ushe ushhse Kya bo chupchap Paisa leta hai aur dono dabai kallu ko de deta hai.

Kallu ka ab Sara ungli ghee me tha.
Man hi man sochta hai " KAREENA Meri Randi ab kese mujhse bachegi hypnosis machine v le liya hu aur dabai(aphrodisiac) bhi ab bas Kal ka intezar hai. Kal se tu sirf mere Lund k barey me hi sochegi, darshan to de hi chuka hu, agar tujhe nanga karke chaurah pe nhi nachaya to Mera naam v kallu nhi hai. Bese v halkat jawani gana me bahat gand aur kamar hilai thi. Wo gaane pe nachaunga tujhe bich raste pe wo v nanga."



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